jeffizy: My pastor asked me how much i bought my iphone6 . And I said 25k instead of 200k cos I didn't want him to know I have that kind of money with me.
Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for him and his wife. What should I do?

otijah: Each time I cough I deposit in her mouth to swallow . I encourage u guys to try it its fun

Adeoba10:
Na watin dey ask u b dis?

Sorry sir, na the worry confuse me.

Saraha1: So Nigeria guy self they love? Okay I hear.




NEXT!!!!!!!!!

englishmart: Giving her enough money, and telling my sisters I don't have money.

This is silly

RFella: My ex, a calabar girl....I once slept in the Unizik clinic with the full wrath of the mosquitoes descending on me while she was on admission there...lolsss

Frankestein08: You mean like driving 17hrs just to hug her & go back

RFella:

Hahahahahaha!!! Chaii....reminds me of a girl I once dated, after bleeping, she"ll say let's kneel down and pray oh, dat she feels guilty....lolsss

patrickdarlins: u no well at all...lmaooo....dat story of a guy dat drove for 17hrs....dat story was on twitter den....i no just fit laff..smh for d guy....dats one of the most craziest tin oo on a relationship...i tink dat guy shud come and share d xperience here on NL...lols

chemystery: There are some crazy things I did while in love that even up till date I can't believe I did those things. They include:
1. Crying cos I couldn't afford to miss her
2. Washing her clothes and undies
3. Pouring drinks from her mouth into mine.
4. Allowing her to apply make-ups on me.

Let's see yours if you have any

joywendy: back in secondary school when I hard this deep crush on one guy like this
Aspa he was a friend of mine you know the hi and 'chat a lil' kinda friend and then really I don't know how the feeling came about. I saw it has a big deal to fall for a friend and I didn't want to fall. Btw I heard he had also crush on someone else even if he didn't I was not ready for any emotional attachment. So I tried everything to keep away the thought of him and keep some distance between the two of us. Everything was going smoothly till the school management decided to change our tables and tablemates. I got to dinner hall to check for my table, I checked found my table and guess whose name was written after mine? His! Aspa I don die! we are table mates! I sat down praying that he seats at the far end of the table. He came and then he was like 'quiet a while so joy we are on the same table?' Of course we are I said in my head while nodding to his statement. Then where did he seat? In my freaking front!! Gosh it was like I should melt into my chair so I would seat everyday starring at this fine,tall and nice dude. There is no way I would eat without looking once or twice. This was temptation from the devil himself it was time to eat I lost my appetite. Ate lil and left. After that I stopped coming to the dinning hall and started leaving on snacks we get during the long break as my school didn't allow provisions. I would have swichted tables but the rules then were very hard on people who switch tables and I didn't know who to swicth with. Even those on my table all seem to like their seat and won't bulge. So yes I stayed a whole week depending on snacks and lil food. All because I didn't want to look at my crushes face. I was prepared to continue to the second week till a table mate I hardly talked to came and spoke to me. Asking me if they have offended me in any way for me to be going on hunger strike, that what I was doing wasn't good and not healthy.

To cut the story short I went back to the table after various warnings. I got there and it seemed like the table arrangement had change due to an event that took place there but with the same tablemates and there was just a seat left for me I checked around and realized he was sitting at the other end a bit far from the empty seat and I sat down.

Looking back I can only laugh at my navitity and stupidity back then.
Thinking I could manally make my crush go and not eating food! Thank God for growth
The silly things we do

satope1: Bending the rules just to satisfy her.

learning to keep shut. They say you dont argue with a woman. Nothing seems so true ... now I know better. Just agree. Don't argue. Sounds crazy but its the truth.

phemleyy: Sendinq her money from ilorin to delta to come for s*x because of love or what will I call it?alas I sent d money since 2012 am still waifinq for her maybe she will come tomorrow,love or lust??

Emperoradrian: One night we went strolling,we stopped at a suya joint,i bought suya worth 1k,my gal was eatin d suya,while i was eatin d onions and cabbage...afterwards we went to a beer palour,bought pepper soup,she was eatin d meat while i was drinkin d pepper soup,and each tym she says to me "baby be eatin na" i'll reply "dnt mention ,dnt mention"