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PoliticsRe: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by DasBeste: 7:10am On Mar 11, 2023
He's truly a man of his people.

Lagos OBIDIENTS, it's time again for us to do what we do best.

Let's make it happen.

GVR is our next governor.
PoliticsRe: Wike: Why Peter Obi left PDP for Labour Party by DasBeste: 6:06am On Mar 11, 2023
40Bullets:
Why is he disturbing people with unnecessary explanations?
Rivers people are prepared for you and your Rivers PDP
That's how you know when someone is guilty.

I would have said that his guilty conscience is already disturbing but come to think of it, does he even have any conscience to start with?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by DasBeste: 4:37am On Mar 11, 2023
MasterSteps:
BlaqBoi suggested housemates discuss their post-BBT plan and this was how it went.

Ipeleng: Wants to be a content creator, grow her YouTube channel and become an Influencer.

Kanaga is all about Lifestyle, Fashion, Movies&Entertainment
He wants to expand his modeling and acting career, creative director for fashion shows, get into Hollywood, International modeling.

Tsatsi's speech was like a PhD thesis
She said she's in two universities
She's studying Biomedical Engineering (aims to specialize in microbiology)
Interested in robotics so she's learning coding.
She has a certification in environment and management science. She plans to be a biomedical engineer in a large corporation.

Justin aka Ju-ju baby said he doesn't really have a plan because he doesn't want to be boxed but he intends growing his YouTube channel and going into content creation. At some point, he wants to own a haircare line.

Thabang started with some very incoherent/indecipherable stuff but was able to make out TV Host and start a YouTube channel managed by his friend's production company.

Blaqboi said he was into content creation before coming to the house but after the show, he wants to scale and also attend a film academy. His dream is to win an Oscar.

Khosi wants to start a charity, said something about Good deeds, she wants to touch lives across Africa. She also mentioned she has an advertising company and will also be looking into fitness.

Nana wants to grow her empire called Nana's empire, she sells shoes, bags and aphrodisiacs. Also in her bucket list is to become an Influencer and a model.

Yvonne said she was modeling and creating content before big brother. After big brother, she wants to own a showroom where furniture, kitchenware and other household items will be sold.

Blue wants to establish a recording studio in her house. She wants to become a professional DJ and she has plans to start a mini-documentary where she travels the world teaching people how to dance while learning their own dance as well.

Miracle said: "besides his music career that just kicked off, he wants to take his pharmaceutical career to the next level by expanding into Ghana, Togo and SA if possible. He mentions his passion for acting and wants to be in a Netflix series."
It's good to know that they have plans about life after Big Brother Titans.

Quite unlike the other idiot that supports Atiku who figured out that the only way to trend after BBNaija is by leaking his nudes_

What a fool!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by DasBeste: 1:56am On Mar 11, 2023
Kkings11:
So last night I had a hilarious frightening experience which reminded me of one I also had in boarding school, so I said let me share both of them with you guys.

I live in lokoja, the GRA around the mount Patti area and my house is situated up on a hill and it's on the second to the last street. The last street is still not fully built so we are pretty much still surrounded by bushes and trees.

So me and a neighbour went out to watch the liverpool match Last night, and after the game my neighbour left immediately for home while I stayed out a little later. At around 8 I decided to head home also and decided to board a bike but any bike I stopped would refuse going up to my house because of its height and a fear of being jacked and/or kidnapped for rituals(old story that refused to die), so after sometime I decided to take the almost 30mins walk home.

Climbing the final stretch to my house I was the only one on the road but I wasn't afraid cos their was streetlights all the way. Getting to the last street before the bend that was my street the streetlights suddenly went off and the whole place was plunged into darkness, so I paused to bring out my phone and use its flashlight when a figure suddenly appeared from that street right in front of me and stopped, my spirit left me looking for where to hide, all my body became icecold and rooted to the spot when suddenly the figure started running up towards my street.

Now at this juncture I should have been happy the "spirit" was running away from me but my brain don mix and my body was in the suspended flight mode, but seeing the figure run loosed my body and I began running, not back where I came from but towards the running figure( we call it anywhere belle face run), in my mind whatever is making a spirit run is worth running from, when I got to the bend leading to my street power was restored and saw the figure in full light.

Well Ladies and gentlemen it would be my pleasure to announce to you guys that the "spirit figure" was my neighbour who went out with me to watch the match but left earlier to visit a friend before heading home taking a different route. All this was just about 15seconds or thereabout but it felt like hours, when I met up with him he was like "Guy wetin dey make you pursue me na" I just looked at him laughing and catching my breath and said " ah ah na me for dey ask you wetin dey make you run, if say God answer my prayer immediately Holy Ghost fire for don burn you since" and we all laughed to our various houses.

........................................................

The second story.

Every Friday in school we hold a Christian prayer vigil with goes all the way to 3 or 4am on Saturday. On this particular day, We(my friends and I) went to the vigil and I started sleeping almost immediately after the praise and worship section. After being poked and prodded by ushers countless times I decided to head to the hostel and continue my sleep and as it turns out my friends too were also feeling sleepy so we all decided to go the hostel together.

The time was between 12am and 1pm when we left the vigil hall. There is this road between the girls hostel and the boys hostel that we took and it was overgrown with weeds on both sides but the moon was out that night so we had no problem seeing what was in front of us.

We had almost gotten to the hostel when we saw a white humanlike figure coming towards us and if you've ever been to a boarding school you would agree with me that it has a lot of spiritual stories, from the "miss koi koi" story to the "bush babies" stories and students being initiated into the spirit world with sweet and biscuits and being possesed by the spirit of "jinn", then coupled with us coming from a vigil where the prayer leaders have put the fear of God in you with their fearfull prayer points, so seeing that figure walking towards us made us stop, but the figure kept coming towards us.

With us was one of our friend who had a faulty leg so couldn't walk as fast as us and he was the one that started the race back to the vigil hall which made us all join him but when we looked back to know whether the figure was still behind us we saw it running towards us well no-one told us to double our speed.

We had almost reached the girls hostel area when the figures spoke up "Abeg wetin dey pursue una na, wait for me abeg" that was when we stopped and turned to it and looked closely, well it was no spirit but our resident student ALBINO going for the vigil.


Share any funny frightening experience of yours.
Very funny indeed.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Nasty Experience With Rats by DasBeste: 1:54am On Mar 11, 2023
I hate rats.

Exactly the same way I hate BATS.

But I don't hate pussy cats.

Just because of the pussy in their name.
RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by DasBeste: 5:11pm On Mar 10, 2023
Wetin women dey carry marriage do?
CareerRe: CEO Back Home Now Cleaning Nyash In UK - Curvy Nigerian Lady Breaks Down In Tear by DasBeste: 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2023
Ndlistic:
CEO Back Home Now Cleaning Nyash In UK - Curvy And Beautiful Nigerian Lady Breaks Down In Tears.


A beautiful and curvy Nigerian Lady cries out over the hardships and difficulties she is experiencing since she moved abroad.


The beautiful lady said she was a CEO in Nigeria but was made to start a new job over there in UK.

She wrote “ CEO in Naija and now cleaning Nyash in the UK”.

Watch the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iiTgH5xBlo
So wey the video na wey the woman been dey talk?

Because for this video wey you upload, na only one idiot just dey talk for the video and e no be the woman.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African President Ramaphosa Stares At Sindisiwe Chikunga Backside by DasBeste: 2:48pm On Mar 10, 2023
This is an insult to the man.

How can they accuse him of watching this expired ass?
CrimeRe: Joy Jeff, Nigerian ‘Most wanted’ Prostitution Ring Leader, Extradited To Italy by DasBeste: 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2023
Crime does not pay.
PoliticsRe: I Am Happy I Survived Peter Obi Tsunami In The South East . Abaribe by DasBeste: 5:46pm On Mar 09, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
The rigging that happened especially in anambara was something else. It’s for this reason I don’t take any form of wailing seriously because I know they are all guilty of what they accused others of. The best gamer eventually won
Shut your dirty mouth

Rigging kee you dia.
FamilyRe: How Important Is A Son In Igbo Tribe by DasBeste: 2:19pm On Mar 03, 2023
Vincenzomum:
I am married to a Igbo man. We are based in Italy. We have 4 children 3 together. I have 3 girls for him. I tested positive for baby number 5 and we were discussing about the gender, my husband said something that makes me feel so bad.

He wants a son so bad. He said in Igbo tribe, a man is nothing without a son. I asked him what if we had another baby girl he said he will have no choice but to go to Nigeria and marry another woman who will bear sons for him so he can be a real man.

I asked him if he was serious then he changed his words saying he was joking, he doesn't mind the sex of our baby as long as the baby is healthy that is what matter.

I have been restless since he has mentioned about marrying a second wife even though he said it was a joke but I know that he wasn't joking, he was serious.

I want to know from igbo people, is it true that a man is nothing without a son and also what if the wife only bore female children is it compulsory for the man to marry a second one in Igbo tribe to bear him sons?
Seems like you didn't read the Terms & Conditions properly and completely when you decided to settle for an Igbo Man?

Yes, in our IGBO tradition and culture, a MALE son is a MUST!

Take it or leave it.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: We Won The 2023 Presidential Election by DasBeste: 4:07pm On Mar 02, 2023
Massiveglory:
I have told it over and over again
Tinubu will not be President.
Tinubu did not win the election. Osinbanjo stands a better chance of being president than tinubu.

Tinubu will be shamefully taken away.
The authentic winner of this election will be the one to preside over the new Nigeria.

A new Nigeria is coming this year 2023.
It shall come to pass.

Tinubu is nothing but an imposter.
PoliticsRe: Press Release From INEC Saying That They Would Use IREV At All Cost Resurfaces by DasBeste: 1:37pm On Mar 02, 2023
bayelsaowei:
INEC is a useless organization...
A completely useless and corrupt organization.
PoliticsRe: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by DasBeste: 12:55pm On Mar 02, 2023
Brendaniel:
You are very far from reality, even if all the other political parties merged into one against Tinubu, Tinubu would have won based on the rigging mechanism he used, you think any result there is the actual result, it was allocated, how can you win someone who in the end will decide what number of votes he wants the umpire to give you.

LP won the election, PDP came second, APC came third, Tinubu did not come to contest election, he came for vote allocation....
Exactly.

Common sense will tell you that people will vote against APC because APC didn't do well, in so many areas.

So for APC to still continue in power, after an election that was supposed to be free and fair, is one of new Wonders of the World.
PoliticsRe: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by DasBeste: 12:52pm On Mar 02, 2023
Yakubu Mahmoud will be remembered as the worst thing to have ever happened to Nigerian Political life.

There is no way he will be able to exonerate his name from that tag.
PoliticsRe: See Mahmood Yakubu's Biography On Wikipedia by DasBeste: 12:46pm On Mar 02, 2023
Freshtruth:
This guy is lucky he is not in Colombia. Those guys don't wait for court judgements they do the judgement themselves
Even El Salvador wey get MS13 don calm down now.

Everything no be by gra gra.
PoliticsRe: 83% Of Presidential And NASS Results Has Be Uploaded On INEC's Portal by DasBeste: 7:15am On Mar 02, 2023
leisuretym:
This election will only be transparent only if IGBO win , even if they fail to win the highest votes and or 25% in 2\3 ( 24 states)

election is free and fair and It’s patriotism when Enugu people voted for OBI


But it’s tribalism and rigged if Ekiti people vote for Tinubu right ?

Very selfish people.
As long as your head is full of dust from agbado, you will never be able to reason straight.

You think this is a matter of whether Igbo is winning?

I pity you, seriously.

For your information, when systematic criminality becomes the norm, no one is SAFE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 1st March 2023 by DasBeste: 12:06am On Mar 02, 2023
Omoalaji12:
Do you think Arsenal will win the Premier league title this 2023?
Sure.

Why not?
PoliticsRe: What Was The Greatest Lesson For You In This Election ? by DasBeste: 11:08am On Mar 01, 2023
There is no positive lesson to learn.

Unless you want to congratulate people who know how to rig their way into power.
PoliticsRe: 13.1 Million People Voted Against APC And Tinubu by DasBeste: 6:43am On Mar 01, 2023
adonainana:
Same thing I said earlier

God knows why obi did not try and make a deal with atiku

I know this might defeat the purpose of him being a honest man not cutting deals like most politicians do but at least you get there first and fix this country

This country is a big mess

Nigeria politics is simply Party politics

Even though I wanted obi to win so badly please God give Tinubu the spirit to fix this country

I wonder why someone who saw shege between 2015-2023 under an APC GOVT still went to the ballpt box and still thumbprinted and voted the same APC again

The level of illiteracy in Nigeria doesn't help either

We are in the 21st century and still no 24/7 electricity

Anyway election has finished time to continue to build what's left of the country

God help tinubu cos if this man makes Nigeria worse than it is right now then its extremely sad cos it was totally unavoidable
Don't worry.

You will be see a government that can make a down payment for a roasted corn.
PoliticsRe: NNPP Joins PDP, LP, To Demand Outright Cancellation Of Election Result by DasBeste: 7:56pm On Feb 28, 2023
Sundaland:
Fraudulent election

ALL UPDATES
https://dailypostngr.com/

Save the link above. It's regularly updated with breaking news as they happen.
They can't even hide the fraud anymore.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wins Rivers State Presidential Election by DasBeste: 7:38pm On Feb 28, 2023
Wike is working.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by DasBeste: 7:32pm On Feb 28, 2023
kingmann:
na straight win u play them?
Na X2 I carry dem.
PoliticsRe: Show That You Love Nigeria, Call Tinubu Now, Adewole Adebayo Tells Atiku, Obi by DasBeste: 7:31pm On Feb 28, 2023
Johnthum:
This SDP candidate must be an Afonja mad man.

How does he expect a Winner to congrat someone that Rigged the election before the election even started.

How am i even sharing a Country with this type of people with mental illness.

Who did i offend in this country huh

Did i commit any crime by sharing the same country with Yoruba people huh
The thing just dey make me feel somehow.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by DasBeste: 7:17pm On Feb 28, 2023
But why is AS Roma so useless like this? cry cry cry
BusinessRe: 6 Months After, Payday Is Gradually Becoming The Paypal For Africans by DasBeste: 7:14pm On Feb 28, 2023
Tenshades:
I'm not using them anymore
Can you make a better suggestion for me, please?
BusinessRe: 6 Months After, Payday Is Gradually Becoming The Paypal For Africans by DasBeste: 7:09pm On Feb 28, 2023
Tenshades:
The rate isn't friendly...a BIG turn off.
What's the current rate?
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Shades Ebele Obiano After Losing Her Senatorial Election by DasBeste: 7:04pm On Feb 28, 2023
Could it be that they dragged the same nigga at one point in their time?

Why always this catty catty antagonistic behavior from both of them all the time?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Sighted today At the Asaba Airport. In High Spirits by DasBeste: 6:51pm On Feb 28, 2023
He is truly a Man of the people.
PoliticsRe: President Election: Confusion As INEC Uploads Female’s Picture On Result Portal by DasBeste: 6:44pm On Feb 28, 2023
What else do you expect from people who can only do shoddy jobs?
PoliticsRe: Protest Erupt In Abuja Against INEC & 2023 Elections Results by DasBeste: 5:44pm On Feb 28, 2023
INEC did a very poor job.

It's very obvious.
PoliticsRe: Seek Legal Redress, INEC Advises Aggrieved Parties by DasBeste: 4:46pm On Feb 28, 2023
Balogunodua:
That can only happen in Mars grin
Dey dia dey play na.

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