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Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]All pastors are thieves. [/color]

hahahahaha.....oga how you take know? Are you a prophet?

SweetieConstie:
Why not??




I can marry a full time pastor of course, provided there's a mutual feeling of love between us!

Is this one out to pull down our ministry?

Several ladies (especially) have rejected the idea of getting married to a full time pastor. Even some dudes. What is that turn off about pastors? Why cant you get married to one?

Lets hear your opinions

Several ladies (especially) have rejected the idea of getting married to a full time pastor. Even some dudes. What is that turn off about pastors? Why cant you get married to one?

Lets hear your opinions

raphieMontella:
bro..can u teach me how to create a thread?..thanks

Like seriously?

Pavarottii:
Wat a coincidence, av been going through his posts for about 45mins.

No argument, that guys brain is quite above the normal human understanding.

Wonder people get so much knowledge from. Cos it's beyond reading for this guy.

My thoughts..

oglalasioux:
Thanks for the accolades. My mission is to open the eyes of our generation to the realities of the teachings of religion and pave a way to help mankind realize that nature didn't favour all of us against the lies of GRACE peddled by religion. It's only that awakening that will make the world a better place.

hmmm......how did you get here so fast?

foolinlove:
I can talk about those, too. But they're deadly boring to me mostly...

Got any interesting ideas about any of them to share?

Well, if you grasp the picture of the "why" and "how", it will start getting interesting. All you need to do is a scan of emerging markets that actually embraces technology, you will see that it's interesting how one can reach thousands of potential customer base by applying the right digital marketing algorithms.

How about you ask any question, so I throw some light?

IamLEGEND1:
Oga,you no need to blow ur own trumpet to be noticed.

Everybody know say na ur other account be that....
It's the same thing as giving urself a blowjöb because ur dìck is long enough to reach ur mouth.
it's gross.

Bro, trust me if I were as intelligent as that guy it would have been cool. That's not my "other" moniker as I don't do such.....

foolinlove:
I don't subscribe to this set of beliefs.
Schrodinger is solid, but the conjecture after that is incorrect. Dreams are not injected to our brains.
Show it to me on a graph, or in some peer reviewed journals, then I'll believe you.

I don't even have a clue what you are talking about. If it's about business analysis, web development or digital marketing key performance indicators.....count me in

Today I stumbled on a post made by oglalasioux:

Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.

When I read this I was "wowed". I checked his profile and found zilch! Going through his posts both in the religion section and here (romance section), I was really amazed. In fact I took almost 2 hours going through his posts just to be sure and now the question I ask is: Is this "ghost" guy the most intelligent person on NL?

His writing style, his flawless grammar, his knowledge of; physics, psychology, human physiology, cosmology, Christianity, Islam.......and funny thing is that he is neither a Christian, Moslem or an Atheist. I really wish I can meet this guy.

Sorry for bring this topic here but, since he is very conversant with this section....

lastmessenger:
I don't really like the mmm thing. Somehow I got into and was paid 75k after putting in 50k.
I made a decision not to continue because I don't see the whole thing as a lazy man's venture which is definitely bound to collapse somehow.

So how long did you wait before getting paid? Thank God you got your money out.

dandollaz:
Op God bless you someone have been stalking me to register since last week.thank God I said to myself I will never invest in networking biz my life have seen where they vaporize with people money.

Instead of you to register with MLM, biko go and buy isi-ewu and chi-exotic. That way you go know say na you chop your money by yourself.

Cc: Lalasticlala

I Will Rob Peter and Pay You, Paul - Everything You Want To Know About This Scam Called MMM
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In 2001, I was a starry eyed University student, who was desirous of making it big in life and becoming rich.

I was looking for businesses opportunities that would make me a lot of money. I tried different things.

In 2003, November to be precise, I stumbled on internet marketing, through Success Digest magazine.

Over the next few years I would try almost everything published in the paper - affiliate marketing, information marketing, Google Adsense, you name it.

In 2006, one particular money-making scheme came up which attracted hordes of fans. That scheme was/is known as HYIP.

What's a HYIP? It's called a High Yield Investment Programme.

Basically how it works is this:

You put in some money, and then every day or week, or month, depending on the particular HYIP website you registered with, you would earn a percentage, maybe 10%, 15%, 20%, 25%, 50% and even 100% again depending on the HYIP site.

It looked so easy. Just put in money and wait for sometime and bam! You get a percentage.

It looked too good to be true but nothing tried, nothing gained, right? So I gathered my school feeding money and bought eGold (remember them?) worth $50 and "invested".

The following week, my money had "grown" to $100. My HYIP company paid 100% of your money every week. My oh my! I was totally sold!

Now to make more money, I needed to reinvest my money which was now $100 which I promptly did. The following week, I had $200.

Gaddem!

So I went round school preaching this stuff. I even preached it far more than the guy who introduced it to me. I got others to "invest" and with each investment they did, I was scheduled to be paid a 10% "commission bonus" for the referral.

I went looking for more money to borrow to invest because my thinking was, if I had gotten $200 with just $50 in two weeks, imagine how much I would get if I invested $500!

The guy who introduced me to it went to his Mum, borrowed her retirement gratuity and invested another =N=500,000, roughly about $5,000 then!

That week he had earned $13,000 including commissions!

Sheet!

I could see my riches coming. My dream cars, my beach house. I prayed to God morning and evening thanking him for remembering me.

It was like a blessing for everyone, and naturally people poured into this scheme.

One day, I got a call from Nonso, the guy who invited me. He sounded desperate, his voice shaky as he asked me if I had checked my HYIP account. I said no.

"What's the problem, I asked?"

"I can't see the money in my account anymore", he said. "My money is gone."

When he said that, I felt my heart sink, my stomach turned and I suddenly felt sick. If I remember correctly, I think I pissed a little hot urine on myself.

"Where are you?" I asked. He was at a cybercafe town, so I jumped into a bus and went to meet him.

As I was logging into my own acount, my mouth was dry but my account opened!

"Ah! Thank God" I said.

Anyways, Nonso had requested for the HYIP company to send him $7,000 out of his $13,000 which was perfectly okay to do. You were allowed to request a payout anytime you want, between Monday - Friday.

However, after he had placed the request, he logged in a few days later, and his balance was no longer there. It had been wiped out. In fact the page that showed your account was no longer opening.

"It must be something wrong with your account I said. Have you emailed them?" He had emailed, but got no reply. Called the numbers on the website, but they were not going through.

So I placed a payout request of $100, and suddenly, my own account balance was wiped out.

Sweat started forming on my brows. I refresh the page again and again, still the same thing. The account balance page was no longer opening.

We went back to school hoping that things would change. It didn't. It took me several days to come to terms with the fact that my $200 abi $50 was gone forever.

Someone in Iran, Russia, Ukraine, only God knows where had taken my money and it was gone.

Nonso's mother's gratuity was gone. All the monies by those I introduced? Gone! I and Nonso became almost like outcasts in the school. Nobody wanted to deal with us anymore as far as business was concerned. We were blamed for the con.

Why am I telling you this story?

Because lately, I have been receiving offers from people to promote a ponzi scheme called MMM.

They tell me it's a business. That it works. That people have been paid money, blah blah blah.

I want to use this piece to write an article and wash my hands off this matter once and for all.

MMM is a ponzi scheme. Simple and short. I have been in business long enough to smell a scam from a thousands miles away, and this one is a big scam.

It's the return of the HYIP days of 2006.

Ponzi scams reinvent themselves every few years, change their name, wear "new clothes" and come out as the newest best thing since sliced bread.

In 2008, they returned as wonder banks - Nospetco, Gradual Investments, etc. In 2010 it was Clickviral. In 2012 - 2013, it was "Oil and Gas Investment" companies. Today it's MMM.

MMM is a scam. It is not a real business.

A real business has A PRODUCT to SELL, a product that adds value to the person buying it. There's an EXCHANGE of value between both sides - the buyer and the seller.

MMM doesn't have that. Rather it "pays" you a "commission" to refer people. Where does it get the money to pay these commissions? For how long can this be sustained?

What product does MMM sell? Why does an "investor" take his money and "gift" it to some stranger, and then wait for someone else to choose him and also "gift" him too?

If you don't get someone to choose you, then you wait and your money "grows"? Grows? How so? With fertilizer? Where will MMM get the money to pay you this percentage from? Will they steal it?

The most alarming thing about this stuff is this mysterious program is based in Russia. Russia? Are you kidding me? Anyone who knows anything knows that Russia is a country full of murderous mobsters who run illegal gambling operations, money laundering and prostitution rings.

They have since forever created similar programs to mop money up, transfers their illegal funds and pay off people to kill their rivals.

Are you unknowingly helping support a Russia mafia boss and putting innocent people in danger while perpetrating money laundering, illegal gambling and prostitution?

I will not be surprised if the EFCC swoops on the people who run these and guess who they will come after? Yes you the big gun who is pushing this everywhere.

And no, you cannot blame Buhari for your misfortune when it happens.

Frankly, it amazes me that people who should be knowledgeable are pimping this MMM stuff.

It's a scam. And it will collapse like all ponzis do. It's just a matter of time. If you really care about your audience and want their good, not just money that will enter your pocket by doing a seminar, then you will NEVER promote that shit.

It speaks volumes about the mentality of the general masses that they always gravitate towards a business "opportunity" that requires, "no work" and no "effort".

NEWSFLASH: The only way to make money is to actually provide something of value to another person in exchange for cash, not to give someone money and then wait for another person to give you.

What nonsense is that?

This is my last say about this MMM and similar cash gifting programs. I do not want any part of it. I do not wish to receive any further enquiry about it from anybody.

And please, next time before you come into my inbox with some frivolous questions about a program, do me and you a favour, fire up Google and do some research about it FIRST.

Thank you.

https://www.facebook.com/ikennanzimora/posts/10153964727608558

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OnWebTech:
nice one op

NEVER STOP LEARNING...

online hustle is non stop,things are changing technology is advancing ,you need to move with the trend..
when bulk sms business was not enough for me i added web design,when it wasn't enough i added blogging,and now graphics is part of what i do....keep learning stay faithful and honest.

And pls Avoid GREED..

Boss, I like tilting the trends. People say avoid greed, me I sometimes embrace it. Without it you cannot charge up to 500k to set up a website. Sometimes i pays to be greedy. People say blog for passion, me I say blog for money. For God's sake, you have a thousand things to do with your time, but you spend it blogging which is not easy, why won't you do it for money? Sometimes doing the opposite of what people say might just give you that breakthrough.

My opinion.

adekennis:
Dear Nairalander,this is just to inform whoever that may intend to deal with this guy called Hilary,he goes by hilarywens05 and PulseWeb on Nairaland..His facebook name is Hilary Brain Iwenofu

https://www.facebook.com/hilary.b.iwenofu?fref=ts

He's a fraud and not a honest person.

@OP, I usually do not comment on threads like this but I just couldn't hold back on this. You made some mistakes.

1. You need a professional website that should represent you and your business to the whole country and the world at large, then you need an experienced developer. And an experienced developer who understands what it takes ain't cheap. The reason I say this is because there are a lot of things involved in setting up the kind of website you need. Like getting the website to attract and retain a database of potential clients, for this you need an effective email subscription program installed in it, you also need a livechat, you need notification systems, etc. And lastly, you need someone who can expertly set up a Google adwords campaign to run for at least one month (before your card is billed). After all these you should be able to analyze your website traction after 30days.

A web developer should let you know this process and give you a possible statistical projection of your website success after a period of time. It's not just building a website, but building a website that actually increases your profitability. But am afraid such developers aren't cheap. Personally my charge rate would be nothing less than N100k. There are good agencies like ckdigital.net, Greenmouse (also a NL member), etc. All these guys won't collect anything less than N200k. BUT they know how to get the job done.

2. Your second mistake was after chatting with him on Whatsapp, you hurriedly concluded he is your man especially with the fact that he is close to you in Lagos so your money is safe from online "scammers". From the chat you had with him, I guess you did not observe his erroneous English language. If I where you I won't do business with someone who can't write good English (How is he supposed to create content for your website?). Don't let a list of past jobs fool you. Personally I detest giving links to my past job. From our discussion, you should be able to deduce if I know how to do the job or not. If you want links, anybody can give you links.

So, be ready to spend good money to actually get what you want. It's like setting up a new business. If buying equipment and renting a shop, maybe plus goods can cost you between 500k - 1 million, why on earth do you think carrying that same business online should cost just 30k??

Ok nobody with experiences. Are there no online buiness men /women here?

Waiting to read other experiences.