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Jokes EtcYou Are A Puzzle Pro If You Can Spot The Woman's Name by datemax(op): 11:38pm On Oct 11, 2024
There's a woman in a boat.
On a lake wearing a coat.
If you want to know her name,
it's on the riddle I just wrote.

What is the woman's name
Jokes EtcRe: Find 13 Animals In This Brain Teaser by datemax(op): 9:35pm On Oct 11, 2024
ademasta:
Here are 13 animal names hidden in the brain teaser:

1. Pheasant
2. Adder
3. Turtle
4. Leech
5. Eel
6. Lion
7. Newt
8. Tiger
9. Ant
10. Rant (Rat)
11. Hen
12. Toad
13. Snake
11. Hen , and 13. Snake , this is two are wrong because the letters are not align in the original word like others you got.
Jokes EtcFind 13 Animals In This Brain Teaser by datemax(op): 9:11pm On Oct 11, 2024
Can you find 13 animals hidden in this words?

Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
CareerRe: Waiting in The Waiting Room For 3:30mins by datemax: 3:31pm On Apr 28, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:
The problem is that most recruiters see themselves as semi-gods. You can easily perceive the air of pride & arrogance all around them. This is not a test of patience but sheer irresponsibility.

In Nigeria, human dignity is never respected, especially towards Job seekers. It is inhuman to keep people waiting unnecessarily without a reason or an apology

Know this and know peace, we are what we are by the Grace of God.
God bless you!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: VIDEO: Over 30,000 fill Pakistan's stadium for only 1,100 advertised police job by datemax: 8:40am On Jan 05, 2023
ybalogs:
*GREAT LESSONS OF LIFE*

While I was admitted some months back at the hospital, something happened and it thought me a valuable lesson I was going to hold onto for a long time.

This woman who nursed her sick husband whose bed was just opposite mine, walked up to me.

She told me she had brought no cups along with her and she needed a cup she could use to bath her husband when he finally wakes up from sleep. She asked if I had any cup available to give her.

I told her I had brought none. The one I brought had been taken home. I do not use cups to pour water on my body. I used my hands. But she could make use of the cup on my water flask if she chose to.

She asked if I was okay with it, and I told her it was fine.

"Just use it. The flask has another cover on it. Use it." I smiled so she doesn't feel somehow about it.

She thanked me and left with the cup. Soon when her husband was awake, she walked him to the bathroom to have his bath, using the flask cup as a fetcher.

Moments later, when her husband was fast asleep again, she returned to me and asked if I had hot water in my flask. She told me they had no flask and her doctors said her husband will have to be drinking warm water always since he had just undergone a surgery.

I told her there was hot water in the flask and I stretched my hands, picked it, and handed it over to her.

I watched as she made tea for herself using the water from my flask, and drank the tea from the flask cup. When her husband was awake, she made him tea in the same cup and handed over to him to drink.

During that period, the flask was always with her and I didn't even bother to ask for it. I noticed her sick husband needed the hot water more than I did. As for me, I was already recovering fast and was just waiting to be discharged.

The day I was to be discharged, I went to the bathroom to take my bath. But then I thought of using the flask cover for the first time. I returned and asked the woman if I could use the flask cover to have my bath. This time, the husband was now awake and staring at me with his eyes wide open.

She told me to pick the cover.

While I turned to leave, her husband called me back.

"What do you want to use the cover for?"

I told him I wanted to use it to have my bath.

"Drop it please." He pointed angrily to the table.

He turned to his wife and scolded her.

"Why will you give him our flask cover to go and bath with? Why? I don't like this attitude of yours please. How will you share my cover with someone I do not know? Do you know the sickness he came with to the hospital?"

I dropped the flask cover on the table without saying a word, and walked to the bathroom. When I was done having my bath, I returned to my bed and the wife brought the flask back to me. She thanked me for borrowing her the flask.

"At a point I forgot I had even borrowed the flask from you. Thank you so much. Please don't be angry."

I smiled and collected the flask from her. Before she left, she apologised again for her husband's rude behaviour towards me. I told her it was okay and I wasn't feeling bad about it.

When I asked if she had a flask for her husband's tea and hot water, she told me she didn't. But she planned buying one when money comes in.

I handed the flask back to her and told her to keep it.

"Use it for his water. I will buy a new one when I get home."

She was so excited. She thanked me severally, before turning to leave. The husband who laid on the bed, waved and smiled at me.

"Thank you. God bless you. Thank you very much." He smiled excitedly.

_I left that hospital with a lesson._

*Sometimes we offer help to people who wouldn't do same for us in return if we were in their shoes. We make sacrifices for people who wouldn't think of making such sacrifices for us too.*

*I have found myself doing things for people who denied me same favour when I needed it most. But that didn't stop me from being good and rendering help when they needed it. It shouldn't stop you either.*

*Don't stop doing the right thing just because they don't do same for you. A good act will always speak for you. It may not come through them, but it will definitely come through someone else.*

Good afternoon and have a beautiful 2023! �

*COPIED*
this is awesome, God bless u. I have learnt something today
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Vows To Cut Gas Supply Tomorrow Unless Europe Pays In Roubles by datemax: 7:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
Househelp:
Please my fellow nairaland, old dell London used laptop for sale in Abuja, if interested please DM me
Interested,
Forum GamesRe: Solve This If You Can by datemax: 3:52pm On Jun 24, 2020
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FamilyRe: Things Introverts Have Done To Avoid People by datemax: 10:12pm On Jan 11, 2020
I am an introvert, i bought and read this awesome book titled " Quiet: the power of introverts in world that can't stop talking." by Susan Cain. You can google it and order it from amazon.com. The book is deeply insightful, and a fascinating read.
Jokes EtcTest Your Brain, This Is Really Cool. by datemax(op): 1:13pm On Dec 13, 2018
Test Your Brain
This is really cool.




Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



HOW MANY ?
BusinessRe: FYNESTDEALS: AMAZON ITEM Orders Made Easy: Place your order by datemax: 2:11am On Aug 03, 2018
Fynestboi:
That's exactly what reflected in what I sent. 14 books.
I am refering to the cost of the 14 books. The total cost of the books is about $192 while your figure is over $300. Want to how u arrive at your figure.
BusinessRe: FYNESTDEALS: AMAZON ITEM Orders Made Easy: Place your order by datemax:
Fynestboi:
Screenshot what you have in your cart.

BusinessRe: FYNESTDEALS: AMAZON ITEM Orders Made Easy: Place your order by datemax: 9:46pm On Aug 01, 2018
Fynestboi:
When you are ready we calculate the shipping cost.
Don't understand, the total cost in my cart is close to $182, see link
https://www.amazon.com/gp/cart/view.html/ref=nav_cart
BusinessRe: FYNESTDEALS: AMAZON ITEM Orders Made Easy: Place your order by datemax: 11:40am On Aug 01, 2018
CareerRe: Certificates Are Just Papers: Really? by datemax: 9:00pm On Feb 27, 2018
Having a certificate is not enough. Graduates should pick u vocational skills that is in demand.

[url]vocational skills in demand[/url]
CareerRe: Please What Skill Can I Learn To Survive In Nigeria. by datemax: 7:38pm On Feb 27, 2018
Search for vocational skills you can learn. Search on goggle or visit netvocation dot com
RomanceRe: Covenant University Graduate Searching For A Husband Lists Specifications by datemax: 9:32pm On May 18, 2017
This is another diaplay of the "Jerry Maguire" mindset.
FamilyRe: Can You Have A Joint Account With Your Spouse? Please Give Reasons! by datemax: 10:25pm On Mar 24, 2017
CAPITAL NO
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Really Qualified For The Job? by datemax: 1:14am On Mar 15, 2017
My day working(Graphics design and social media) hours was 9a.m to 5p.m while my night working hours(Security) was 7p.m to 7a.m. 2016.
From 9a.m to 5p.m you worked during the day, then from 7p.m to 7a.m you worked at night as a security man. This is unbelievable.
AgricultureRe: Estimated Cost Of Setting Up A Poultry Farm by datemax: 10:29pm On Feb 10, 2017
Am interested in the quotation, thanks. datemax@yahoo.com

upsyLi:
@Op, forward me your email, I just prepared that of 1000birds to someone, I'm sure you can divide the cost to derive that of 500birds
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Is Set To Return By December, Delta Residents Rejoice by datemax: 3:24pm On Sep 26, 2016
This is the reason why corruption will never end in this country. I weep for this country.
EducationRe: Fatai, MAPOLY Student Who Washes Cars To Send Himself To School by datemax: 2:44pm On Aug 04, 2016
Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might. Keep it up.
CrimeRe: Akwa-Ibom Landlord Pours Hot Water On Young Boy Over Alleged Theft (Graphic Pic) by datemax: 2:34pm On Aug 04, 2016
This is very wicked.

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