njokusboy:


Enlighten us abeg...
I know a number of reasons but I'd like to know more

But y way african man go jst wake up one mornin, brush teeth, baff, eat belle full com siddon dey tink and of all d tins e fit tink of na to enter anoda african country blog com dey mumu em self..!!

Maka why??

Nw I knw y Africa is still undeveloped!!!

SMH

And wia d f*ck is BRIAREOS wen u need him....

Probably in anoda planet chill wit his inter galactic allien pals!!

Oga MOD pls teleport back to planet earth ( nairaland to be specific ) and do wat u ar knw 4 b4 blood start to flow o!!!

I remember dis certain day wen I was 6, I was goin to my pal's house so we could go do wat we do best ( terrorise d whole neighbourhood dat is ) only to see him in a fight wit dis certain girl .., she was abt d same height as us ( probably d same age too ).

So I approached dem n ask wat was goin on, she started explainin bt I wasn't interested cos she jst messed wit my pal, which means she jst messed wit me too ( we were lyk dat ).

So to shw hw angered I was, I started shoutin n throwin curses at her....

N b4 I could knw...

I saw myself on d floor ( literally )...n untop of me was d girl, actin all wild lyk she was abt 2 devour me or somtin, I mean I was gettin d beatin of my lyf and my buddy, d dude was jst standin der ( dude couldn't do sh*t cos he too would b gettin some ).

If not 4 d help of one certain good samaritan.......( God knws ) Cos dat girl...( Brought hell on me mehn ).

Well guess I was jst lookin out 4 my buddy!!

LOL...!!!

Share yours people!!

una goodmornin o

decantan:

Oh pls shut the hell up....am not a tayo fan because I don't follow him blindly like a stupid puppet.....this is the reason most of these countries hate Nigeria,their arrogance and their need to paint their reps like the best things ever
If Samantha or JJ said half of what tayo said now ,twitter will be on fire with witches midgit etc but of course when tayo says his own it is applauded and cheered ....get it together a beg.
Am anti tayo and pro who?.....you've clearly lost it...

MY OBSERVATIONS....

1. U ar no nigerian

2. U ar no chick.

3. U ar probably d south african dat post dat sh*t on face book abt bba thread on nairaland
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Nw prove me wrong!!

decantan:
Now Tayo is talking about Mr 265 can that be considered gossip too or should we make an exemption because it is tayo?

SEE UR SELF...!!!

N wit dis sh*t u jst post I conclude dat u aint no chick!

U c person wey dey complain abt mr 666 manuplativeness u say e dey gossip.

Really...??

decantan:

Why must it be permutation who banged her,two consenting adults had sex ,must it be presented in a way to look like the man was dominant.... Tufia !smh

Wat ar u sayin?!?

Of course he banged her cus men do d most of d work!

Get it?!

olumuyiolaoluwa:
Tayo chanting ....AJANAKU TON DERE BA GBO.

Translation plzz

Bt d calculations wey dey go on 4dis thread ehh!

If to say na science project we dey so, lyk play lyk play,we 4 don invent BOMB wey pass ATOMIC BOMB o.

I swear down!!

safarigirl:
Hell No! Save one competition for the other?

We're voting Goitse to secure Botswana's vote just in case. SA will vote Butterphly thanks to the Zim over there, so we MUST do it twice for Bots.

Dis ur analysis sha......

Maka risky o!!

wo1F:
Here we go;

265 - 7;
Macky2 - 5;
Idris - 5;
Sipe - 5;
Ella - 3;
Butterfly - 3;

Plus Goitse and whomever HOH puts up tomorrow

I think biggie might just put all of 'em up, 3 is too big a number for one not to be up

U no knw b4, u no want make him make him moola.

spade:
How Africa Voted:

Ellah - Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Ghana

Trezagah - Mozambique, Zambia, Nigeria

Nhlanhla - South Africa, Botswana, ROA

Butterphly - Zimbabwe, Malawi

Permithias - Namibia

Frankie - Rwanda

Damn! My charlie's got good game. Dey officially got east africa.

Naija is f*cked

kgr28:


I like your signature.... its cool and funny.

Aiit!!

Tayo on a......

#OneManArmyThings!!

So even butterfly sef get fans, seriously??

Wat d f*ck have dey been watchin...sleep, wake up, pack and unpack bags, eat, sleep, wake up, pack n unpack bags.....! Like WTF!!!!

U knw wat, I give up. Dis show has been rigged frm d pit of HELL!

*spits*

Y'all don't get surprised if trez leaves

Dannyxy:
#tayo is the funniest everyone.

Bros no talk too much, we dey ur back!

Shuooo!!

Una don take style derail dis thread o!

*round of applause*

I swear dis DORK deserves an award frm biggie himself @U KNW WHO U ARE!

Niggaa obsessed wit d shw lyk he gets paid!!

STUPEED SH*T I'VE EVER SEEN!!

Mtcheeeew

tunbebes:




Hi DECANTA. PLS,ITS OK. I'M NOT HAPPY WHENEVER PPLE ENGAGE IN E-FIGHT COS OF BBA. IT DOESN'T WORTH IT. PLEASE,CALM DOWN. I'M A PEACELOVER. NINNYANY,SPADE and OCHON ARE NOT THAT BAD,BELIEVE ME THEY ARE NOT. PLEASE,JUST CALM DOWN. TANX.

AND WHO IZ DIS ONE??

PEACE LOVER KO! LOVER PEACE NI!

I TINK UR AT D WRONG THREAD, COZ DIZ SH*T IZ WAT MAKES US ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. SO PLS O, DON'T COM AND SPOILT IT 4 US!!

Dannyxy:
*looks at the bottle of expensive wine, shakes head, walks to shelf, opens bottle of VERY expensive wine, smiles * I am loving this.

Meanwhile....

*opens, dictionary can't find sh*t throws it inside d bush. Gets BIGGER DICTIONARY* ah ha! *seen words. Nw readin definitions*

Damn! I need to go 4 english classes!!

ochon:


@ first embolden, you will make a poor actor. You can't even mask your stupidity, you fakeass dumb Nigerian wannabee. I know you desperately wanna belong, but newsflash, dumbo, Nigerians ain't dumb like you.


@second embolden.. Oh shìt. I'm scared. I'm quaking in my boots. Voltron the defender of the idíots is warning me. He's out to maim me. Someone helppppp me!! I need help, a unicellular-brained simpleton with a stùpidity gene is threatening me. Mtcheeeww. Go jump into River Zambezi and save the world of your pathetic existence!!

CHOIIII!!! Man pekin don die 2day!

Oya wia dat dictionary, com here!!

spade:




The BlackBerry Passport is a nice phone, and I admire the functionality...
But, emmm... I still no dey buy.

Sheillah Molelekwa is an 'interesting-looking girl'. I admire the comfy-looking pillows...
But, emmm... I still no dey vote.

Guy u wuuked!

ochon:
Sheillah's DS excerpts.

Sheillah when asked by Biggie who are playing the best game, she said:

Macky2. That he plays his game like a pro and he's taking more "baby steps."

Mr 265. That he's hyperactive and reads every HM like a book. That's he is good game player.

Tayo. That Tayo plays a good game but of lately, he's now mellow no more hyperactive. That Tayo was winning all the gifts from Africa but when Macky2 won last night, it's now game time and people have started seeing Macky2 as a good game player and a contender. That Tayo has been getting all the attentions. So it's now about about hyperactive Tayo vs mellow, reserved Macky2.

She said she'd love to see her sister, Tato, because she's the only person taking care of her stuffs at home.

IF ONLY SHE KNEW WAT D GIFTS WERE 4.
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ochon:


Danke!!


O boy!! Anybody that knows Tayo should help me tell him not to change this his new hairstyle. That nappy-looking hair he plaited last week was godawful. Made him look like a gangsterferian. He now looks dapper and fly this morning. If he keeps this up, I'll rate him above Idris as MY most handsome HM. Nice one nigga.

Word!!

Dat hair he plaited really made his head looked smaller and his eyes bigger.......or was it jst me?

ochon:


I think y'all need to cut Naija some slack as regard some female HMs we've voted. People have different reasons why they vote a particular person. We ain't even up to 0.0000009% of Nigeria's population and so our opinions here don't count in the greater scheme of things.

Dillish played into Nigerians' hearts with her association with our country, and it's normal for us to like her. Same way Bassey loved our country and Nigerians paved way for him post-BBA with him visiting us, getting shot in our musician's music videos and getting a role in Tinsel. Bassey feels like a Nigerian to us. Some people didn't even know of Dillish's subtle jab at Melvin during the last week of The Chase, while some did and forgave her. People differs bro. Why do we love Trez now? Cos of his friendship with Tayo. So Dillish is no worse. If Melvin had won, we wouldn't have disliked Dillish. But it wasn't to be, let's move on from that.


Pokello got voted by Nigerians that liked her. I doubt we voted her for her beauty. She's not the prettiest in that house. She's the classiest and most bossy, and those that voted her might have voted her for it. We the threadmates, can scream, 'combinate' and 'permutate' all we like, but at the end of the day, we are not the entire Nigerian population. Ghana that voted Pokello over Bassey didn't get criticised over it, so why should we get criticised for voting Pokello? And if Dillish wasn't in the finals, I'm dead sure her country would've returned the favour just as Zim came through for Elikem at the finals. Our opinions here doesn't determine who'll get Naija votes. How many people out of the over 100 million Nigerians know about NL, let alone this thread?

As per Sheillah, I'm not shocked she got Nigerians' votes. Y'all don't know what others saw in her that we didn't see. I personally don't like her, but I can't complain if some hórny kiddo out there wants her to stay so he can keep watching her àss. People love people for different reasons. Many of y'all that are blaming them for voting them Sheillah didn't even vote, and if y'all did, wouldn't have changed things.

After last season, I've learnt not to vote again. Anything can happen in that house and it won't faze me. Y'all are shouting I'm voting for Trez, by Sunday, don't be surprised when Macky2 wins Naija votes.

My advice: watch the show and enjoy it as you see it. We don't even know the "politics" that goes on behind the scenes. We might have voted Kaycee and Biggie changed it to Sheillah. You never can tell.

Boy, dis article was meant to b published on newspapers.

Bet it would make front page!

Forwetinnah:


I be peace maker o. ..i want to inherit the kingdom of GOD

Ikokwu!

Story 4 d Gods!

Go tell Pope john paul! LOL!!

dominique:
Guus let's make up our minds, are we voting for Frankie or Trez?

Guy dis ur question take style get K Leg o!
No b d frankie wey say ''f*ck naija'' b dat or d eye glass wey I wear don expire?

Wait make I check...( Removes glasses to check if expired )

NOPE!!!!

VOTEIN TREZ ABEG!!!