Abeg I nor wan laff. Which mandate? Mandate kor! Mundane ni!

No 10 finished me with laff

Truth is, this narrative I just read is really funny.
When I laff finish, if time still dey, then I go comment but for now
I mean, what is this? Even you sef never mature enough for marriage. Smh

EastGold:
Why is it that he can't sing without shouting iyeh - iyeh

Lols! Na the shouting dey worry you abi?

Slay kor, clay ni.. Let us see the unfiltered pictures then we can conclude

Ancientboy:
lol you mean Haywire? the nigggga with a photographic memory

Yea. Haywire

Greatzeus:

Haywire
That guy's is brilliant men,he actually studied Michael's tattoos and draw them out,I mean the actual architectural tattoos.

Yea, Haywire. That's the name. Smart chap...

Looking at them I just remembered that weird guy in prison break. Michael Scofield's room mate for a period.... Can't remember his name now

You have endured to carry the pregnancy, even given birth. Why not look for a family in need of a child or even motherless babies home and give the baby to them instead of this wicked act? This is sad, really sad.

Truth is, black Americans are angry with Africa as a whole for selling their ancestors as slaves. That's the reason for the hatred.

Why is this news? She knows the tenets of the church as regards workers dressing so why didn't she dress appropriately? To think that she now brought it social media to give the church a bad name or what? Very senseless move.. Mtchew

This one wants to use Ceec to trend now

Proud sheeple.

Hmm. Bros that's a serious set back o. Don't yield to their request. You might regret it. You are well matured to take decisions for yourself. Time waits for no one o

My primary 3 class teacher, Uncle Abeki. He can teach, he can flog and he is very nice too. Also my primary 4 class teacher, Mrs Chukwukere, good woman.
My government teacher in SS1. Mr Ezechukwu, very fantastic, very cokastic. Lols���
Staff school, FGGC Abuloma and FGGC Abuloma...

Mrs D. A Sackey. Staff school Fggc Abuloma
Mrs D.K Tom George. FGGC Abuloma
My Alma maters

[quote author=unitysheart post=58961146]But wait o Prosper.


You father is almost thirty years older than your mum and the marriage is 24 years old.

If your mum married at age 20, means she is 44 now.

Is your dad almost 74 years old or there about? [/quote
You must be a good mathematician.

Op. You want to kill me with laugh this morning abi? Pls o, spare me. I have not not anything to deserve this kind of laughter. Next time, follow what your head tells you not what your eyes tell you

Na only for India, pesin dey see this kain thing

How clueless and senseless can one person be? Mtchew! SMH

DollarAngel:
I love the English used in reporting it on Facebook, those guys are grammarians. Shoutout to my northern brothers you guys rock.
What that woman did was haram, May Allah forgive her

Lols. I had to scroll upward to read the English again. Maybe the first time my brain was doing auto correct as I was reading it.

Whatever it was, I can't stand a guy standing soooo close to me on the queue. I mean the girl should have even moved a little na. Although the man kept coming closer.

RealHaute:
No. Mango is not the one fruit I can eat more than I planned to; for me that's banana. I like bananas so much it makes me wonder if those racist scum are actually right to call us monkeys. And it makes almost makes me feel guilty. Almost! But thank God I'm handsome and fairskinned. I for add monkey as my middlename, but my case is different. I am a fine boy. Glory be to God.

Very funny

Seriously what's Ubi's own sef. Today is not a good day for this na. Today, in fact the next two weeks are for Banky and Adesua. No bring this negativity abeg. Let me come and be going

OK o. nairalanders get ready. This will be trending for the next one week. Its all about Adebanky!

The bride sha. Where her mind bin dey. How could she be so carefree and nonchalant. Someone rubs your stomach and you are not aware. Hmm, Wehdone ma

This one pass me

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

.Are you a script writer?

mizchoc:
As in... Based on logistics.. .
So tmrw, we will reason out Buhari's matter..

By the way, is Buhari in this country?

Lols...

I saw it yesterday on Aba road, I was like huh.!!!! > .
There is nothing we will not see in this world o

Playing mind games on Debbie rise. So Debbie rise no fit to win abi?

I can't deal. Nigerian no get chill pill. They can yab for Africa