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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 9:47pm On Aug 20, 2015
2 DAYS TO THE OFFICIAL CLOSING OF THIS THREAD
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 10:52am On Aug 19, 2015
THREAD OFFICIALLY OPENED BUT FOR 3 DAYS ONLY
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 5:22pm On Aug 17, 2015
Hehehe. ...to the 3 jokers above me.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 1:59am On Aug 16, 2015
texanomaly:
*drags him back*
Slowly returns albeit being dragged
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2015
The poster above me chased me away sad
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 2:05pm On Aug 11, 2015
texanomaly:
Nope. Goodnight. grin
Goto bed
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 5:00am On Aug 11, 2015
Good morning
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 6:02am On Aug 10, 2015
Spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 7:10pm On Aug 09, 2015
texanomaly:
That is 5:59 here. I'll pop in at 05:59:02. tongue
Still enuff tym to respond...I can wrk wit 57 secs cool
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 3:26pm On Aug 09, 2015
texanomaly:
You are 6 hours ahead of me. I am likely to close after you most times.
Well it simply means I have to stay awake until 11:59:59 pm
I can do this cool
Forum GamesRe: How Many persons will fail this eye test by Dauchman(m): 11:33am On Aug 09, 2015
There are 5 heads
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Dauchman(m): 11:16am On Aug 09, 2015
texanomaly:
Listening to Beautiful Oyinye right now. smiley
You are here also!!!! shocked
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play A Game That Ends With "What An Irony" by Dauchman(m): 10:58am On Aug 09, 2015
Mr Play It Safe
He was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase, kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole life just to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
He thought, "well isnt this nice"

What an irony
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 5:32am On Aug 09, 2015
texanomaly:
Fum
sad I was hoping to close the day but u ruined it.....anyways I get to open the day....hehehe smiley
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 8:12pm On Aug 08, 2015
Fee fi fo
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 11:08am On Aug 08, 2015
texanomaly:
Lol...It happens to all of us. smiley I hate it when I don't catch it till someone quotes me. angry
tongue
Yea it makes you begin to wonder about ur grades in skool....did I rili score those!!
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 6:30pm On Aug 06, 2015
texanomaly:
Hehe was thinking the same thing. cheesy
Darn!! Bloody touch screen keyboard....but yes u are right. ..shld have kissed her instead of kisser her wink
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play A Game That Ends With "What An Irony" by Dauchman(m): 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2015
An old man turned 98, he won the lottery died d next day;
Its a black fly in ur chardonnay;
Its a death row pardon, 2 minutes too late;

What an irony.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Dauchman(m): 5:18pm On Aug 02, 2015
It started with a whisper, and that was when I kisser her, and then she made my lips hurt
BusinessRe: My Personal Review Of Shoptomydoor by Dauchman(m): 10:48am On Jul 22, 2015
I have actually noticed they do not notify you when you have items in the warehouse, which I think is very wrong and sad. You have to keep monitoring to know when your items get to the warehouse.

Anyways I have never had issues with their billing system though. And I do large amounts of shipments with them via air and ocean, most times I know what to expect as my bill even before it gets to the warehouse. Recently its been difficult because of the mad fluctuation of the naira.

My suggestion would be to go into their office at Ajao estate and ask to see someone in authority so that they understand your worries better. A lot of employees sit down and take laws into their hands at the detriment of the business. Most times management would not know except from feedback from the clients. Having tried a lot of other courier services before theirs I can authoritatively tell you it might be difficult finding a better Nigerian courier company.
BusinessRe: What Is Your Experience With Shoptomydoor by Dauchman(m): 5:51pm On Jul 13, 2015
I started using shoptomydoor in 2014. I have done a couple of shipments with them and they are yet to disappoint me. I highly recommend them.
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by Dauchman(m): 11:22am On Jul 05, 2015
eyenibibio:
This is where the problem lies.
Even the bible itself doesnt accept its the only source.

I believe somwhere in the gospel of John it says the things Jesus did are so many to b written in one book.

And there are other passages all over the bible that attest to this.
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by Dauchman(m): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2015
honourhim:
Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. 28 [b][/b]But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

We can see in the scripture above that Christ didnt give support to the slightest worship of his mother yet people wont hear.
Lol!!!...U read but do not understand.

Christ says blessed are those who hear the word and keep it for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

From Genesis to Revelation...who heard the word and kept it.....once you can answer this question, you would have the answer to your own question.
PoliticsRe: We Have No Money To Import Fuel — Marketers by Dauchman(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2015
Sunnybobo3:
I bet you are one of those that protested against subsidy removal.

Thunder fire your mouth there.
Chief is diesel also subsidised? If not why is it scarce? Subsidy is not the issue...the issue is a bunch of greedy people are not ready to see Nigeria move forward but they will learn by force.
PhonesRe: Q&a: Why Airtel's BB Subscription Would Stop Working On Other Devices By 3rd Dec by Dauchman(m): 2:47am On Dec 04, 2013
The biggest problem with most Nigerian companies is the fact that they have a very poor research base, their inability to look into the future, their poor attitude towards their customers and their attitude of I must make profit the next day after establishment.

If airtel was a smart company they would hold on to their non-bbm users now because the dearth of bb users is inevitable with the dwindling fortunes of RIM. 2ndly they should also know that RIM intends to focus on her core clients which does not include the social users of bb which makes up a higher percentage of their bb user client base.

One begins to wonder though why we still have a special data package for bb users and non for other mobile phone users in Nigeria. I do not know what is attainable in the rest of Africa but I do know that in most of the west and in countries like Saudi Arabia and thr UAE there is no difference between the bis package and other mobile phone data package.

If I remember clearly for the launch of bbm on android devices, Samsung gave Africa an exclusive 3 days head start, that should be an indicator for airtel and other network providers in Nigeria as to the potential of non bb phones in d continent and this in turn should have helped tune their busines plan.

Mobile network providers in the country should take a cue from small companies like swift networks (and any other if there is) who have long term goals and not the today mentality and also have their customers at heart providing affordable and quality services to their clients. Its amazing how I can now video skype with my folks in Nigeria without the frustration of dropped calls, echoes, and delayed videos thanks to swift. Now my kids can have long talks with their Nans.

Kayswag 100 to be honest I do not believe you work for airtel (even though you say these are your thots and not that of airtel), I say so because if you realized that from the moment you said you were an airtel staff that you became the face of the company then you would be very conscious about what you say here, knowing a lot of people here are the company's clients and therefore have a right to complain and ask for services which they pay and would pay for. You need to learn that the customer is King and as a service oriented company you are there to satisfy them courteously even when they are difficult.[b][/b]

As a take home you can compile the frustrations and worries of your clients who have expressed such here and take home to management, you never know, you might end up saving your company from a colossal loss of its data client base.
GamingRe: Grand Theft Auto V' Hits Almost A Billion Dollars On Debut by Dauchman(m): 3:10pm On Oct 02, 2013
GTA V actually hit $1b in 3 days, on just 2 consoles, dat fecking amazing
Christianity EtcRe: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by Dauchman(m): 5:07pm On Jul 14, 2013
Acidosis: Okay I'll help you here:

"While Jesus was saying these things, one of the women in the crowd [b] [I believe shes the founder of catholic]
raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You and the breasts at which You nursed.” But ...He said,
“On the contrary, blessed are those who hear the word of God and observe it.'" Luke 11:27-28 Worship, honour, glory and praise are due to
God alone
. He commands it.[/b]

If anyone has any Bible verses to contradict this... please feel free! Please only verses, not opinions. I've yet to find anywhere in the Bible that says honour of anykind is due to Mary.

This is a gross misconception of the word of God and plain IDOLATRY! ... and the sad thing, you'll never see this truth except you remove the veil of religion!

gree-die... read that bible verse again! Its soo clear Jesus contradicted that woman immediately! Like he knew some people would follow her steps...

Mary has no power to bless anyone... Shes powerless and helpless... She cannot help herself let alone the over 1billion worshippers..

What else do you want to hear?
And then the question that comes to mind based on d bolded would be, "who is the one person that heard the word, didn't refuse it but accepted it as it was even with the dire consequences that would follow.

Jesus spoke in riddles that's why simpletons like you shouldn't have access to things you do not understand.

And before you go thinking am a christian, don't.
SportsRe: AFCON 2013 Champions - Thoughts And Reactions by Dauchman(m): 9:56pm On Feb 10, 2013
Congrats to us. I just hope the people in charge of our football realize this team is still far from being ready to face stiff opposition. The big African teams were very lack luster. For me the team of the tournament would be Burkina Faso, they did very well to reach the finals and even played very well against the big names like Nigeria and Ghana. African football administrators need to wake up and improve our football. This is my own personal opinion though.

CONGRATS PEOPLE!!!![size=15pt][/size]
GamingRe: Official NL FIFA 13 Thread by Dauchman(m): 7:33am On Nov 14, 2012
An0nimus: The question is: Have you played online before? Cos i'm yet to see anyone that has played online say what you just said.
Its only kids like u without a social life and mate's that play fifa that wld fault what I jst said. Before the advent of online game play, ur mate's were wat made gaming so cool and they are still wat makes it so cool.
GamingRe: FIFA 13 Vs. PES 2013 - The Final Verdict by Dauchman(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2012
yuzedo: You know your game sir!
Lets take it from the 90's, starting with ISS, to FIFA, when Winning Eleven eventually came out, it was like... WHOAAAAA!!!! ((((( Mind Blown )))))
FIFA is just mehhh![/b] Pro is for avid gamers, you never see people gambling money while playing FIFA cos that game isn't quite it[b]. Any girl can play FIFA, but for u to be a master, knowing basic configs and moves, box + X, L2 + direction, tapping L1, there's no arguing, Winning Eleven/Pro Evolution franchise takes the cake!

.. But without doubt, the greatest game ever made is: Captain Majeed Soccer grin
... Sven Ericksson football was the WORST game ever made in life.. OMG, recollection is traumatic! cry cry
With the Emboldened statement I would like to belive you are just clowning around. I am very sure u hav never heard of virgin gaming. You should google that and see how much gambling or how much pple pay to play fifa against other people.
GamingRe: FIFA 13 Vs. PES 2013 - The Final Verdict by Dauchman(m): 1:31pm On Oct 29, 2012
Logicboy03: That picture you put is unrealistic and not PES goals.


PES 2013 was out of stock in many stores in london. Even in Oxford Circus one week agter release. Had to get mine online.


[size=18pt]Furthermore, you are talking of the old PES. You cant dribble everybody with Messi or Ronaldo in PES 2013 if you dont know the advanced dribbling controls[/size]
Actually the picture is d very true situation of things btw fifa and Pes in europe. In europe they do not put out as much copies of pes as they do of fifa. Even at midnight of release day for fifa, you would see the massive queues, feels like every1 is out dat night but on Pes release u see very small crowds. The figures also speak for themselves. I don't knw where in london u found an empty shelf for Pes.
Also he is right about using one player to do all d dribbling, give me a messi or ronaldo and I wld run past u like u hav no defenders
GamingRe: FIFA 13 Vs. PES 2013 - The Final Verdict by Dauchman(m): 2:46pm On Oct 23, 2012
xtremeidea: I so agree with you. Konami was not able to buy the league license and premiership license, but the bought the one that matters most - The UEFA Champions League.
If this is d only reason you give PES d pass mark den I can assure u that u hav wasted ur money. You do knw FIFA has a career mode where dey hav a version of d champions league, euro cup, etc added to playing a full season and international games(qualifications, friendlies and even d world cup) how can jst having the champions league beat that. More fun and longer play time.

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