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Very, very Vijustic,

No i mean Cocastic, imao

Funtuistic. yes that is the correct word.

Moreover, i think, if he's a player then you know this b4 you guyz start dating so get past it.

A playa would definitely settle down somtim or the other. if u cant bear it then quit but if u like as your mind is telling u right now then work for it. b open with him bout his playa status. if he want you enuff he only wants to be sure u are stil availabl b4 he comes back to you.

Make the rules, go out with guyz too 4 him to knowhat he is missing.

*_{stepping into dis thread, start sweating profusely from some of the replies, clicked out still sweating}*

I like myself jare

All this advice. i tire ooohhh.

If a man keeps coming back it means jst 1 thing. He culdnt fiond what u guyz had b4 with any1 else.

4get those telling u dat all he want is **x. if he is a player as u said then its not hard for him 2 com across gals 2 lay.

and bliv me playaz dnt think any gal is worth coming back 2 xcept she's got somtin xtra which they couldnt get any where els. if he keeps coming back it means he like u enuf to wana b with you and if u realize u did have what makes him comin back then girl, u can make the RULES.

Dnt throw what u guys have away just like that. u keep runnin out to c him, so u lov him still. work on him.

It was open weekend in one YABA LEFT residence and one curious man was wandering around watching the inmates 'in action'. When he sees this chap painting a wall, but when he looks closer, he notices that the brush is dry. So he sidles over, looks into the tin and sees more brushes but no paint.
He said to the inmate, "When do you intend to finish"?
The inmate said, "I probably never will. The idea to brighten this place up was my own, so they wont give me money for paint. So unless I can get some from my secret hoard, I'm sunk.
"How would you have a secret hoard of cash"? Said the man.
The inmate said. "Well I lived in the local village for years and years and everyone kept telling me I was nuts, and that one day they would take me away and lock me up. Well, they wasn't going to get my money, so I regularly went into the bush in the middle of the night,go to the IROKO tree behind my house, walked 100 paces north, turned, walked 50 paces west then dug down 6 feet and stashed all my cash.
The man rushed home, got a shovel, went back to the village, paced out the instructions and started digging. After 4 hours he had nothing and was feeling knackered and wondered if he had heard the instructions right. He even dug wider on all sides of the hole. But nothing!!
The next day, hands covered in blisters he went back to see the inmate, who was still standing at the wall painting away.
The man said to the inmate, "Are you sure the cash is 100 meters north and fifty paces west?
The inmate said "Did you go looking for it?
The man looking embarrassed said, "Well yes!
The inmate said, Grab a brush!!!

The remote contol size KINI

A newly married couple Just got back from a trip in the Bahamas

and their land lady decided that since she was not able to give them any gift when they packed in before travelling

will give them a surprised wedding present the moment they came back. 2 tickets to a movie.

She handed them to the husband while they were having tea and the bride was tending to chores upstairs in their room.

The groom called out " Honey, would you like to see [b]Oliver Twist tonight?

the bride answered " Darling, if u ever show another trick with that THING again tonight, i swear am going home to mama [/b]

There was this Tall, middle aged man that went to see a doctor about a serious problem he was having.
on getting there he told the doctor hw seriously he's been suffering in silence and how he hope the doctor is not going to
laugh at his predicament.

Doctor; Am a professional and i abide by Patient- doctor confidentiality for the 20+ years i have been in practice
Patient; I really wish u are not going to laugh at me.

Doctor;I am a professional and abide by the ethics of my profession.just tell me what the probl is and i promise not to laugh at you

the patient stood up and removed his trousers, revealing the tiniest WeeHee the doctor has ever seen ( Around the size AA batteries. the type used in remote controls).

the doctor fell from his chair laughing til tears begin to fall from his eyes while the man just stood there looking at him. After a while the doctor get back into his chair while controlling his laughter.

Doctor; Am so sorry but i have never done this to any patient before. i hope u 4give me. Now what seem to be the problem he asked looking at the man's KINI
Patient; Its swollen.

E tire me ohhh but i read and reread the thread and i did not c were e say the babe is a virgin.
u'll be surprised what some 16yr old? ( 19yr when they started or when they ended? ) hav done in this life. mayb she's done it b4 and didnt like it so decided to wait till after marriage to try it again.

AM I NO WAY XCUSING THE GUYS ACT.
but since they are konwn 2geda it'll b difficult 4 many pple that know them to know the level of intimacy btw them. hw often do she go to his crib, hw long do she stay there. we fail to accept simply dat once pple are dating it doesnt necessarily mean they are sleepin 2geda but thats jst what most pple bilv. once a gal is spending time with a guy in his room they assume they must b doing things.

Guyz that rape are the shit to me

Mr handsomer handsomenest.

i don they look 4 ur type since. holla @ me

I am shyier, shyiest.

Cool? Awesome.

Kis ke? kis ni.

If the mouth b like pof-pof nko?

U neva com back come tell us wether she agreed to pick ur call ohh.
4 all i know u can get a babes no. in 5-10 min. if u've got game.the thing is that not all no. turn out 2 b promising

I have little of both.

u've to be there to know how it feels. You feel sure of yourself.

Thats SHK._{skool of hard knocks}

*_{Reading. chin falls to chest, snoring}*

Ofkos, thats if u mean on the BOOBIES

@ poster.

U want him cos u know he'd other choices right?
mayb the lady he slept with he has been arranginging her for along time and just cant giv up a golden opportunity.

Now jst relax and giv him time and urself aswell. y would you wanna rush in2 another serious r/ship when u jst got out of 1 recently?

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To all his own.

@ezinne12

Communicate and stop second guessing someone! Someone once old me, there a lot of people who just don't see anything wrong with some of the absurd things they do, and it's probably because no one drummed into them just how absurd their actions are.

Gal, i feel ya.

Dont jst assume dat he knows the right thing 2 do. he probably havent dated b4 or all the babes he dated have been the ones spending money on him!!! so ask him and ask him again.

If he runs to d b/r to ans calls ask him casually who called. dont make it look like a big deal.ask like som1 dats concerned about his well being.

And for her to tek him out to dinner, well she shuld do it and told him hw she wished he'd thought of bringing her to same joint during her own bday
Above all communicate! communicate!! communicate!!! just know d appropriate time 2 bring up the issue like when u're buying him dinner.

Slap him d nxt time he comes around.

shey him b dondi?