₦airaland Forum

Aladdin1:
Dem take toto swear for you o...!. Come make i tell you.To climb toto no be achievement o!.Go do something meaningful with your life.Everyday sex,sex,sex..! matter naim you go dey hear for lazy youths like you dem mouth. As if dem win nobel price. Na your Destiny you dey Bleep throwway and release throwway so. But u no know. Instead you dey happy dey laugh like Crazeman wey see expired Bread pick for Market place dustbin. Mtcheww...!!

There is nothing as sweet as toto, trust me

Openbusiness:
N

Space Booker spotted

Snake in the monkey's shadow style

Iceyray:
I really pity you.

Reserve your pity for yourself...I'm doing just fine

Total lockdown for extended periods is not suitable for Afrcan countries

Have you ever had the experience when you were banging a lady and she was muttering some words.

There was this babe I was banging one time and she was just screaming "My pvssy, my pvssy..."

To be honest the girl's toto was quite tight and juicy and I enjoyed banging her

Let's hear your own experience.

TheSourcerer:
I love dwarf porn
and scat
Animal Porn too is not bad

Societal Addictions
I do hoes
I party
I stay out late
I usually don't give a flying spaggetti Bleep
I'm Atheist
I smoke weed
I did drugs (Meth , Crack, Amphethamines, Tramadol(OD twice ) , Aderal.Morphine, Pentatozine , Artane , Rophynol, benzodiazepines, Benhexol, Codeine , Estacy, Ambien , benedrl , Honestly cant remember the rest
My life was pereety bleeped up when I was younger in law school

Dwarf porn?

Animal porn?

Samfloxin:
I procrastinate and I don't like at all...

Same here

mabeni:
How do I meet the parents of my fiancee that their daughter is pregnant for me? We are both in our early 30's and have planned to get married probably in 2yrs times for financial reasons but she's over 2 months pregnant now and we are keeping the baby.
My major concern here is not keeping the baby and my fiancee (I can convinently take care of them ) but how do I face her parents that I don't have money for marriage or bride price now.

Note: She's from akwa ibom

Congratulations!

Millenniumlady:
I've never follow any guy to his house......the only person I'll follow is my husband that is after our wedding .........I know my worth

You don't need to follow the guy to his house.

Just be ready to provide easy access to your toto

Why is she complaining?

When chatting with a married woman you have intentions of banging later there are somethings you should not put in writing

dobrinswizzy:
Hello nairalanders

A married man is woeing my babe o
Saying all sweet things to her, promising her different things, although the man is quite wealthy, he said he want her to be his wife

Guys what should we do?

Look for his wife and make friends with her then do whatever it takes to bang her.

No revenge is sweeter than that

chariisGRACE:
I went to my aunt's house when her husband passed away.
I was told he is a chronic womanizer, but I never believed it.
Since he has died, the children were checking his properties to separate the valuable ones when they stumble on Gold Circle condoms (Over 20 packs).

I found it weird because he is a very active member of MFM.

I'm sure he died a happy man

There is nothing as sweet as having access to different toto

Makavelli25:
Come on.
Its wierd
she is a church deacon

So, dem no dey bang female church deacon?

For your info I banged one of the senior intercessors in one of the top 3 churches in Nigeria some years ago!

Makavelli25:
When i say wierd,i mean strange things you dont expect to meet in such persons house.
***Mine***
I went to visit my aunt who is a single mother last year,and i found combination 3,family planning pills in her house.
You are free to ask me why i found it wierd

So because she's a single mum her toto should not be serviced ocassionally abi

There is toto glut in the market so the price has fallen just like what is happenig in the crude oil market

The woman should go back and let him complete what he started

Bluethong1:
Good morning bro/sis.


Please I just want to make this brief. I have this girl I have been dating for 2years now. She is black bold and endowed behind.

But lately she has been getting fat excessively and I'm planning to wife her. But right now I'm scared she might get worst when she start having kids for me.

I don't want to offend her. Please how do I tell her to loose some fat without hurting her?

She is the type that manipulate things and I don't want it to seems like I'm getting tired of her of trying to quit or body shaming her.

Please your advice is needed.

Thank you.

Next time you want to take her from the back tell her that your dick is not entering because she has added some weight there

I can't say I blame her

iLegendd:
You Better Prepare — This Is What Is About to Happen... [Picture]

My dear, what is about to happen is scary. After this COVID-19 era:

1. 10% or more companies will not reopen instantly, but after 2 years
3. 50% company will lay off 50% workers because of low income and poor exchange
4. The 50% that'll restart instantly will slash salaries by 20% or more like football, oil companies, etc.
5. Any bad attitude you exhibit at your workplace will warrant a sack letter and a replacement — companies are angry and they don't want a stubborn worker
6. Market women will increase the prices of things even further, but unfortunately, they won't have much customers to patronize them, but thieves who will come with guns to steal those expensive foodstuff
7. Because of high rate of joblessness that will take place starting from July this year to July next year, crime will be the norm and pastors will start stealing because of lack of offering
8. Women will start selling their bodies for a plate of indomie or 300 Naira just to eat
9. Since women will start selling their bodies easily, sexually transmitted diseases will be on the rise (so watch out — your lovely princess will start sleeping around behind your back if you can't provide financially)
10. Finally, the rich who have plans will bounce back and get richer because of cheap labor and the poor will get poorer because they are desperate to do cheap labors just to get the money

The Internet warriors who don't use their time wisely will get angrier and more abusive and at the end, there will be high rate of suicide in the country and around the world.

Any little depression, people will commit suicide because they're already tired of life and the rich getting richer.

To those who make their money online and while they sleep, the sky is your limit. I truly feel for those who depend on salary or job.

Warning to rich people: a lot of you will be kidnapped by these wicked hoodlums and even after paying ransom, they'll still kill you. Why? These kidnappers are angrier and more heartless than they've ever been.

There is fire on the mountain, but don't panic — God will see us through as long as we stay steadfast/focused and work legitimately towards success.

That's all for now.

It will not be a pretty sight

But who allowed the Alaafin to marry a 22 year old lady at his age?

I miss her tight toto and perky breasts

Ekebitozi:
Sleeping with single mothers and married women is my ex specialty

Badt guy

idonhammer:
Anoda jobless man will bleep your lovely wife for 20 years ..it is called karma.

What makes you think he's jobless?

CoronaVirusPro:
Married women are sweeter that single ladies

They have more matured knowing whats at stake with regards to risk involved in the relationship.

They more experienced, energetic when it co;es to treating a man right. And they are safer, pregnancy issue cant co;e up cos it can easily be transferred to the husband at home.

You are very correct

I owe you a bottle of whatever type of beer you drink

Ablemax:
Have you bang single white lady before??

No but I don't see it as a big challenge because I can easily find a single white lady to bang whenever I'm ready

It happens

Love alone is not enough!

landmark86:
My state is not part of the states that are lockdown by Mr president, but our governor is locking us down due to few cases recorded.

As a results of the lockdown many things has been happening which have never experience in the neighbourhood before. Below are some:

1. Girls/ladies/woman are just sleeping around just to get some change and some are also doing it for free
2. Boyz are smoking weeds up & down the street since they are not engage with daily work.
3. People buckling shops/stores just to survive.
4. Stealing of foods on fire. This so common with people living in face me & face you house.
5. Gossiping and fighting of neighbours early in the morning.

How do you know that some of the ladies sleeping around are getting paid for it and some are not?

My remaining fantasy is to bang a married white lady

Erastuslove:
men pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee run away from married women......it the worst offence so far....

Married women are actually the sweetest