₦airaland Forum

Even in the midst of all these calamities, they're still blaming PDP.

Man realized he wasted money getting expensive ring to propose.
After getting smashed with just indomie and egg, you expected another guy to use expensive ring on you when you're not a virgin
Guys ain't that foolish any longer. No virginity, No ring.

Amotolongbo:
”Covik 1 9 birus” no dey quick show symptoms like Covid 19 virus

Lol.. Time shall tell.

And you're telling me Buhari tested negative
Coronavirus is like pregnancy.. You can't hide it forever.

autofreak2020:
Are you serious??

Oya name the billionaires here

They are much,
Iammo
Ilegend (this one sold over 100million copies of his book in 4 days)
Seunmsg
Officialgarri

I killed my husband because I was tired of him; I don’t love him again. I hate seeing him around me; I really don’t know the reason for that but I just didn’t want him anymore. I preferred going back to my ex- lover” she said





I keep saying this and I'll say it again,
If you want to enjoy good and long life with no worries, stay away from Nigerian women!

Sorry o

0KNM:
How dare you say my fate is in a girl’s hand, you dingbat

You're lucky she begged me to leave you.

about 3, 000 Almajiri boys were evacuated from the state in the last two days adding that others from states such as Enugu, Jigawa, Katsina, Zamfara, Bauchi, Nasarawa and Saminaka in Kaduna state were provided transport fares




When did we start having Almajiris from Enugu state?

0KNM:
I await that... failure to do just that will land you in trouble

Your fate is in her hands.

0KNM:
You will kill me?

If she demands that.

France turned a speed train to ICU to evacuate infested people.
Some countries ask their medical students to help in hospitals and labs to help find vaccine for the virus.

While in Nigeria, Train stations were shut down, schools closed, medical students were asked to go home. Microbiologists that are supposed to be in labs helping to find vaccines are asked to go home and be playing ludo.
Nigeria summarised!

47 Billion Naira
Shey Na you go distribute the money to the 3221 Delegates?

Having less than 100k in your account and be calling big money like this should be treated as a criminal offence.

Obviously, you know nothing about Nigerian women.
Nothing you typed up there depicts Nigerian women. They are yet to born the Nigerian girl that will love you and not demand money from you, when all they breathe is money! The thing is, the more they love you, the lower the billings.

Begging or telling a girl not to leave you is foolishness. Now, isn't it obvious she hasn't been laying her eggs on one basket?
You have to make a girl love and want you always not begging her to stay, now she's taking the leverage of your 'sissyness' to opt for more options.

Nairaland resident Billionaire, twitter billionaires no get two heads o. Make una go something na

MadeINchenzen2:
its a lie !!! Jacqueline22 is engaged for 12 years

Lol
Na you engaged her

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm not even up to 25 yet but okurrrr
allow me to enjoy my life, I purposely avoid broke men like you

Night newspaper forming under 25.

MadeINchenzen2:
ur Jacqueline22 said she s been engaged for 12 years.... pls rescue her before menopause will damage her career !

That’s nobody’s business.
Besides, she’s joking.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
simp ass muncher

Pained evening newspaper!

0KNM:
liar. No man wants you

I will not have you talk to my Jacqueline22 that way. Be careful.

alizma:
Listen to this organization at your own risk. Rather than go into research to find lasting solution, WHO is trying to make people see lockdown as ineffective measure.
Lockdown has worked in China and if only other countries will take it serious as China did, it will also work for them.

At least read the post.

M

Lai Mohammed is the last person I will believe in this world!

Wasting your time and money proposing to a Nigerian girl on your knees to be your responsibility is the height of foolishness!
Getting a ring of 40K for a non virgin Nigerian girl that they used indomie and egg to de flowered is the height of stupidity!

Live a healthy life, marry a virgin. Stay away from evening newspapers. Shalom.

I rather fight for Caprisone at children’s party than fighting and killing cos of a woman.
Aside your mum, no woman worth missing a Beer for.
Beer over Girlfriend!

bjprodint:
The guy asking her out is not actually d guy she slept with in her dream,its her spiritual husband,he only used d poor Guy's face.she needs deliverance.

Smh.
Are you serious now

That girl was fantasizing on the guy before she retire to bed. Remember, she’s sexually starved.
What do you think will happen in her dreams?

That’s why we encourage you girls to stop hoarding kpekus for no reason. This is one of detriments.

Medicine after death!

I know she must be Black.

One bottle of Chelsea dry Gin is positioned at the door with a bowl.

Let’s be frank, Lagos deserve more than just a Billion Naira. They’ve been helping us during this Covid-19 a lot. Can’t also forget their massive impact during the Ebola outbreak, Fashola administration.
The Fulanis are even flying their MCM to Lagos for treatment.

I started my restaurant with 2 cups of rice and N50 tomatoes but today my restaurant is the best in Lekki.















Motivational speakers can be funny, aswear. Lol