₦airaland Forum

Azmanaty:
A big BBQ fish at abacha barracks asokorro is 2800 and not 10,000

A medium sized BBQ fish at Mimi’s place in Owerri is 8500 not 2800.

Na this kind talk dey vex Shekau. Expect attacks from BH this weekend.

Dear Shekau, abeg no mind Buratai, na old age dey worry him.

This should be less of your worries. Imagine a man discussing his wife’s delayed period on a public forum. What has come over our men recently

VeeVeeMyLuv:
I am more concerned about the food

"fried pork chops, mashed potatoes with gravy and peach pie with vanilla ice cream"

Haay gawd! See food oooo!

Even some naija big men cannot boast of such meal not to talk of the masses

What are you even saying
All that ain’t more than $20, which is approximately 8000Naira. A barbecue fish here is 10,000Naira, an average Nigerian eat this on a regular basis.
Don’t allow poverty to disgrace you on a public forum.

Amanda4life:
Morning newspaper man.

Let me see your face

No, I have a girlfriend!

A country fighting Terrorism woke up morning and decides to give amnesty to the same Terrorists they claimed they’re fighting. How can a sane country negotiate with Terrorists?

Returned what? First bank debited me 52Naira two days. They said it’s ‘Ist Quarter 2020 Card Maintenance Fee’

majamajic:
U forgot his son Dare is still playing for indomie generation,

Indomie generation don’t even know his son.

Indomie children will avoid this thread.

25years old man marrying a woman that her first daughter is 18years.

The difference between the man and his step daughter is just 7 years. I doubt if that girl was calling him Daddy.

Ndi sophisticated can’t even get a clean water to drink.
God, please take away this type of sophistication from me and my people.

Before then, we’ll have Tesla cars that will be running on water. I pity Nigeria then, this place will look like Somalia before then.

Hoyindarmolar:
NONSENSE

Goan sidan!

Nigerian girlfriends, see una mate.. She no get two heads o. Aside condom, what can you show off on one hand

And who told you guys Jesus was born 2020 years ago

CrazyMan:
What then is the purpose of being married when you still live like a bachelor?

The ideal thing is for him to do after eating is to abandon it there in the dining and his wife will either call the maid to clear up or do it herself.

*Modified *

A good wife is supposed to even sit with her husband and keep him company while he eats (If possible bring another spoon and join him) that way he'll gladly accompany you to the kitchen with the dishes and you two will continue your gisting there and do the washing together.

They never watch Zeeworld finish, na to sit with you.

If coronavirus experience Maiduguri sun, e go melt.

Self centered 9ice with his conehead!

As long as she served the meal wearing sexy lingeries with her nippless standing firm and upright with her red pant showing vividly coupled with a seductive smile, I'll even wash the plate after eating.
You can't serve me meal wearing tear-tear wrapper smelling fish fish and expect me to carry my plate to the kitchen after eating.

NyenwePHC:

3 innocent kids paid the price for their parent philandering. Both husband and wife are guilty

How is the husband guilty
He's a musician and was out for hustling. At least try and read the post.

Husband on a hustle to better his family while the wife eloped with her lover for reckless fucck. Nigerian women summarised.

Must be Maths teacher.

I keep saying this, a woman in power is worse than the devil.

Onyi22:
Hope is not what am thinking

What are you thinking

Sixfeetbelle:
Let me increase the volume so the 'men' on this forum will hear it.

It’s better you use the time in increasing the volume to increase your sense of reasoning, you this Night newspaper.

APC should please take their L in good faith. They should save all these strength for Edo and Ondo gubernatorial elections cos more heartbreaks are coming.

None.
I choose my spouse by myself.

johnmartus:
Anyone that still talking about Nigeria civil war should seek for medical assistant.

Go and ban the movie, Half of a Yellow Sun.

At 49, this lady is sexier than 90% of Nairaland girls.
Irony of life.

How many ladies here can boast of having such firm and upright breast?








PS: Argue with a pictorial evidence, please.

If you’re looking for a place for your comical relief, try Igando Customary Court. The kind of news from that court is always funny.

Bad day for the Insurance company.

I’ll wait to hear from President Abba Kyari.