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One month Christmas and New year break
Imagine. People receiving 30k monthly don start work since 2nd of January.
Democracy is truly expensive in this part of the world!!

Ignorance is a deadly disease!

Iran is now using all these for publicity stunt.

ValCon888:
Imagine this guy with 3 legs had a sexually fulfilling life with two different women and had kids.

That's why its good to chase money and forget these nairaland feminists with I.Q that's equivalent to the weavon on their heads.

Once you're made, even if you have six legs like a spider or eight legs like an octopus, women will flock over you like flies to a rotten corpse.

Nairaland feminists are worst in the world!

Nawao.

15 Men multiply by 730 days = 10,950 Fuccks given in two years.

Pucci oti baje na.

That man of God must be Ejike Mbaka.

Scam.

Lol
Abeg don’t ace her to death, na small pikin dey worry her.

You’re endowed with great potential hence everyone is trying to pull you down. I know what I’m telling you.
You need to be careful, learn how you can manage your anger.

Cletus77:
Oga I've opened the bottle already oo

OYO.

If this is not fiction, then I’m sorry, this is a waste of good writing skills.

Cletus77:
He's good, but i still prefer Messi

Imagine.
Pay them after taking the Heineken!

Cletus77:
What a selfless guy!

Now you’re talking.
Just go to any nearby bar, take two chilled bottles of Heineken, tell them Davash would pay.

Cletus77:
Really? If you have tats you can't donate blood? wow!

You see, you’re not even informed.

Flexzy360:
She hasn't saved my trust at all

Your trust be wan lost

Cletus77:
Blood Donor??

Yes.
He deprived himself the swag of tattoos which Messi (a Mass Servant) has, just so he can be donating blood to save lives.

Such sacrifice.

Flexzy360:
Guys help me
I love this girl and she loves me which she told me
But her Ex still dere
Shey u ppl grab

No, we don’t grab!

Una don carry come again.

No weapon fashioned against our World Best Player , European Best, Greatest Of All Time, Achiever, Blood Donor, Most Hardworking Athlete, Super Model, shall prosper.
Insha Allah in Jesus name, Iseeeeee!!

I think your phone is having mental disorder.

PrimadonnaO:
We were traveling by road. Myself, baby boy and his friend.

Baby boy put two monster energy drinks in the fridge compartment of the car. I wanted to drink one at some point, and I couldn't find any. Friend said it must have rolled away.

Rolled away like Jesus' tomb stone was rolled away?
Turned out he drank both of them and didn't know how to say it.

Lol
Of course the drinks rolled inside his belly.

YouareaBITCH:
No insults, she’s my course mate.
No need to insult anyone please.

No one is insulting anyone.

sarrki:
Go say that to your obi or king

Don’t you have one ?

My King can't stoop too low to vacate his throne for a Fulani herdsman.

You and your friend are your Moniker!!

sarrki:
You always talk before you think

But, I'm saying the truth na.

Oba Lagoon.
Oba that vacate his throne for a Fulani man.

Buhari promising to provide 3Million jobs in one year.
That lie paralyzed my left nyash.

No woman can make a man better aside his mum. You can only try.

Some girls believe saying ‘I’m sorry’ would make everything better hence they engage in silly acts. No dear, it doesn’t work that way any longer. Men are getting wiser day by day. Do the right thing so you won’t have time to say ‘I’m sorry’ every time.

Dalu.

One of the disadvantages of having a lover.

The thing is, you still have a soft spot for your ex even after getting married with a child that you have to create a thread seeking for advice.
An Ex is an Example of what we don't need again, but it seems you need her more than you need your wife.

Nyeks:
Read the post carefully, we didn't throw blows at each other. We were in contact not on romantic ground but as old time friend. Sharing your moment of joy with old friends isnt a crime. At the bolded, are you saying I should have not told her about wedding? Or I shoulf have excluded her from the bulk sms i sent?

Leave her alone!

You claimed you've moved on, why then are you disturbing the lady
Why telling her everything about your life? You're just acting like a kid. You just want to make her feel jealous unnecessarily. Grow up and let her be!!!

Buhari and his supporters will never know peace! Failed Nation!!!

A woman in power is worse than Devil!!