₦airaland Forum

5 years is not justice!!!

ubunja:
she needs to be a virgin and young obviously

And she must always come to my car to welcome me when I’m back from work.

ubunja:
Here's the Real 5 things:

1)she opens legs without complaint
2)she cooks
3)she does laundry
4)she kneels when serving food
5)she keeps her opinions to herself.

With all these, Maybe she may be ‘considered’, though she still needs to add more effort.

Nawao... Kpekus committed suicide because of Kpekus.. Nothing Dele no go see for Amala joint.

Jayslicky:
In a country ruled by buhari and his cows, it's only guinness and some other beers that is giving us hope and reducing depression.

Aswear bro. Most of us take solace in Beer. Who needs a girlfriend when Beer is there Beer can never be jealous. You can take Heineken today and take Hero tomorrow. Beer always understand.

May God continue to bless Beer for us.

Get yourself a foreign girl and skip all these nonsense.
A Nigerian girlfriend can not and can never be Best for you.

Eagleboney:
Ewooooh. Pot belly loading

We don’t mind.

That’s good. Nice one... We are getting there.

spirul77:
Chai, I cursed the day I rejected the opportunity of leaving this country for Europe in 2015 just because of yeye farm business,God please forgive me for my gross stupidity.

Good morning, patriotic citizen.

Hehehehe

phintohlar:
Na by force to reply, you chooses to tell me how your days went, so wetin make we do. The most annoying question you guys asked is " i've you eaten"

The way you appear determines the type of guys you attract. You keep attracting “I’ve you eaten” (not even ‘Have you eaten’) type of guys shows you need to up your game.

You don’t need any advice. The guy needs our advice.

He needs to stay away from you!!!

THE truth remains, Sowore and co brought this government they want to revolt against.

We warned them then, but they didn’t listen, now they want us to join them to revolt against the same government they brought in?? Doesn’t make sense to me.

So, are you the ‘friend of mine’ or ‘a friend of hers’ that advised the ‘friend of mine’
Which one are you??

Because Sowore collected money from APC to bring down Jonathan via Sahara reporters in 2015. He’s one of the people that brought this menace he wants to revolt against.

No sane Nigerian man would stoop too low to engage chats online with a Nigerian girl. Very annoying set of people when it comes to chatting.


Then, I used to think girls generally are this way, but after chatting with girls outside this shore, I realized Nigerian girls are way on another level. Very anyhow human beings!!!

We’ve defeated Boko Haram technically.




-Presidency.

delectablegyal:
a man like jim.


guys, how many hours can you last without cumming? quote me with your answers. no viagra. natural lasting.

What’s your business with our cumming

#RevolutionNow.

They may try to bury us but they’ve forgotten we are seed!!!

Omashola is a strong contender for the 60M, he shouldn’t allow these daughters of Eve to distract him. He needs to stay focused.

I’ll wait for the Aba version.

They couldn’t even wait for him to finish typing “Japa”.

Hahahaha.

Local man was flabbergasted.. Nothing Dele no go see for Amala joint, He said.

Ighalo too wan trend

Evil is Evil!!!

This girl is ‘brief’. She escaped dwarfism.

But, when you die, they will not bury you with women also.

I lack words to describe Ambode. He’s just a packaged fool.

When the cabals refused Rochas to install his in law as the Governor, he(Rochas) handed over the state to the opposition. That’s the spirit. Today, APC lost Imo state to PDP and Rochas is also a Senator. It’s a win win for him.

Ambode, Thinking he will become a Minister, lost his Governorship ticket to Sanwo Olu. He lost everything!!!


The funny thing is, our Afonja brethren believes Igbos don’t know how to play politics but in reality, they’re still learners when it comes to politics.

Khafi the responsible cop is getting advice about morals from Mercy the olosho.

Irony of life.

SO, Tobi is now forming senior colleague

He's saying this for clarity sake as regards to IBB’s quote... Now we understand.

Dear IBB, please don’t go back to sleep, na Ijaw man be this, he’s not sophisticated.

Jayslicky:
Try this with the likes of pocohontas, safia, preshy561, it maybe your last day on Earth.

Please add Biacan.

What Art is she talking about here??

Fine Art or Martial Art

Sexx objects!!!