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Who will take the blame now?

Tinubu, of course.

Oga, we don't know you!

Too masculine for my liking. My biacan is better though she's crazy.

If the robbers wanted the car so badly, they will shoot her, throw her dead body out of the car, then japa with the car.


Dear Nigerian girls, please don't try this at home.

This is an informal way of applying for a job. Nairalanders over to you.

Like this

Abeg sir, kindly take us back to our crawling days biko.

You see how stupid and senseless some Nigerian girls could be And this is someone’s girlfriend o.

So, what’s she trying to say

Lagosians, behold thy prospective Governor and his daughter.

Aisha is more presidential than her husband.

TO be frank, I don’t fancy this ‘win one match and celebrate’ thing. Are we there to win one match or to lift the trophy?? Their priority should be to come back home with the cup not to win just one match.

Even those that knacks for indomie and egg will still bash her.

It’s more honorable to knack for money than to knack for indomie and egg.

“Asked if he was in support of the call that the late Abiola should be conferred with the title of ex-president in his grave, the son said the country had other better things to attend to than giving title to a man who was no longer alive.”



This man is truly the son of his father. He’s full of wisdom.

As for the betrayal part, Afonjas are known to be betrayers, it’s in their constitution.

Mrjo:
is she really 18? You know you are my guy don't lie

Yes!!

This life is something else. Back then in Akwakuma, Owerri, this girl do play football with boys. People laughed at her then but today she’s recognized by the world.

Are you sure she's your true mother?? Ask questions o

Shey FG no go allow innocent BROKE people dey their broke in peace. Wetin Brokers do them .

Lol

When you're naturally talented, you don't need all these stupid stunts to blow.

Could this be love or she has been dickmatised

SageMK:
You've a better chance of laying an egg than a boiler.

You are wrong. He's not a sissy.

He doesn't need to hit her back to prove his masculinity or to make himself feel better. That dude simply refused to go down low to her level... Wasn't worth the stress.

The only thing he'd wrong was not dragging her aśs out.

So, she needs to hit him to prove her feminism

Sissy men everywhere.

God, abeg, instead of giving us sissy men, we beg you, please create more broilers for us. Make our broliers lay more eggs. You need more chickens than sissy men.

To all Nairaland feminists, shey una dey hear??

CC biacan.

Mace thief over Ekweremadu

Nigeria summarised.

Celebrity soldier.

Let me use this news to console myself over NASS elections today.

chelseaeternity:
The bill, passed by the state legislature last week, requires male offenders whose offense involved a child under the 13 to “undergo chemical castration treatment in addition to any other penalty or condition prescribed by law.”

Why is the bill only for MALE offenders?? This is one of the reasons I don’t support women to Head any organization. Men are also abused sexually by women so the bill should be for all not only for Male offenders.

See muscles. She looks masculine.

These boys will see you coming from the car wash and still wants to clean your windscreen. Can be frustrating.

LesaSid:
Rubbish

Seconded!!

Hehehehe.

Before you take your material to any shop for sewing, always remember, we have;

1.fashion designers

2.tailors, and

3. The obiomas

No go carry sample wey fashion designers sew go give Obiomas. Good soup na your money kill am

Nonsense!! Nothing can take away my love for slim girls, they’re the best. God will continue to to bless them.

Biacan, hope you’re slim

He arrived at 7.45am, obviously, he was the first person to enter the NASS complex. That’s why they said, olodos comes to school earlier than others. He thought it’s first come, first recognized. Ode!!