₦airaland Forum

Ultrav:
I tried to do that but the app dey mumu refusing to send me OTP

I make use of firsbank mobile app.. nothing like OTP.

I'd vote a Hen as my president than to vote Tinubu!

DaddyRochie1642:
So Of all places to bite, it's his Penis the dog saw to bite.

Na ashawo dog na, what do you expect

Must be female dog. To give head dey hungry am. Olosho dog

Ultrav:
Hello,nairalanders so I recently decided to try bet9ja but I'm facing issues with crediting the account cause I don't have an ATM card so anyone with any ideas on how I can get about this I would really appreciate it.

Use your bank mobile app.

This is barbaric.



God rest his soul.

DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO UNTO THEE.


If she's in your position, do you think she will consider your feelings before taking her decision?


Shalom.

anyilalaz:
Actually produced by Watchcon Security Consultancy Services, based in Nasarawa,.

A subsidiary of Gumi & Sons Islamic Ventures

Jeon:
Plus ur dad making it 1billion count.



How many times did I warned you to stay away from my mention?

My dad is late. You sleep with dead people

Jeon:
I can't date anyone that own 1 bodycount it's so irritating..
Just be bodycount free...

Says a vaginarian with over 300 body count.

. “Advise your friends involved in the negotiations, they should be friendly with the captors.
'
“Take no risk by attempting to escape,” even as it urges abductees not to attempt to be a hero making making efforts to escape.

Obviously, the pamphlets are produced by Gumi and sponsors of terrorism.

. People would always ask me for advice on certain things and then they would forget that this same person who was able to give you advice is worthy to be respected

You're funny sha

You expected royalty cos you are pro in giving advise on certain things.

We advice Simpathetic men here daily yet they call us evil names. We for don die na

Abeg park one side jare

.she said she can't date me unless my Body Count is less than 5.

A girl with over 300 body count wants a guy with body count less than 5


What do we call this now

Every sensible beings want to align with the IGBOS.

Imagine I'm not IGBO, How do I explain to my kids I'm not from the reputable tribe?

I keep thanking God everyday for making life easier by making me an Igbo man.


God bless Ndigbo!

Doradorwa:
My dear sir, the thing nah correct heart ailment. Very hard to cure.

We are not My dear sir, We are simply We.













*In the voice of vulturebbqgrills.*

Robnectar:
was once in ur that state, but wen hunger go deal with u and u no see who go help u, ur brain go dey for automatic no when all same peepz turn u down, #peace

Aswear.

To go broke is the best remedy.

Doradorwa:
I'm having the same issue.... I even created a thread on it. It's a disease if you ask me. And I haven't even find a cure to mine.

Na so.

It's now a disease.

Rodwave:
Ogun is synonymous with armed robbery attacks. I could remember when I visited that state only to wait till 11 o'clock in the morning before Accessbank could open their banking operation for the day. All the banks were waiting for police Amoured personnel carrier to arrive before they can open their gates.

That’s the worst I have seen so far.

I pity that state

Same Ogun is synonymous to Bad roads.
Same Ogun is the headquarters of Skull mining.

K

Islam is a religion of peace.












What figure of speech is that?

One of the disadvantages of dating a lady that smokes and drink, she will always choose highness over you... They love changing men like diapers.

Tonto is a smoker. When her heart bleeds, she find solace in highness and the rest is history.

Aidejay:
This generation suppose go 1 war at least. This one wey man go dey cry like pikin because of woman, wey man go dey form woman call himself bobrisky, jay boogie. One war per generation to put important things in perspective.

I endorse this post with my next girlfriend's left breast.

Aidejay:
Leave it to deeper life members to convert a piece of clothing into lucifer perception and satan deception.
What will they now say about lingerie, bikini, strapless bra and the rest. Those ones go be hell fire perception and leviathan deception.

Meanwhile, this is Pastor Kumuyi from a private jet to a Limo.


The joke is on their members.

Is the future no longer femail?

. So far you have been the salty one and I have folded my hands to watch

As if she get any other option
Talk anyhow and see your nudes everywhere



Tonto met her match in Kpokpogiri.

It's not by force to serve. If you're not comfortable with the khaki trouser, don't serve!

Victoria2020:
I don't want you sir

But, he wants you.

. 3rd was a girl I dated for sometime,gave her what I could afford,the moment she leaves my place,she won't pick my calls after that day or whatsapp me

You dated our community project.