₦airaland Forum

MickzyDonald:
There's something burning ....


Oh it's three-some

Erica doesn’t worth such occasion.

Yenefer:
Is he from the "land of the risen suun"

Ganduje, the babariga bullion van Governor says Hi.

Raychee:
Old enough

Safe to call you evening newspaper?

mariahAngel:
Maka why kwanu? E ji'm ya e me gini? To lash?

Lol I pray God should have mercy on you.

mariahAngel:
one unreliable source say na man

I just dey dey observe sha... after all, one nutcase say I get gbola too

Wouldn’t you be glad to have a gbola

A typical example of using Ogogoro to pour Champagne.

Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry

Fake News!
No kidnapping in Northern Nigeria.

ZIINI:
Longer with who Davash you fûck up aje See the kind package wey you dey reason mii Zzor of all people

The girl truly loves you, obviously

mariahAngel:
[s][/s]
Stop lying!

Lol That your girlfriend na real case

ZIINI:
Davash wassup with that babe on your profile

You like nyash. I'll call your babe zzorr here, or you're no longer with her?

tasalanoni:
One satchet of Captain Jack drink for you. Have you read "anatomy of the female power" by Chinweizu? I'll send you a copy if you are interested.

I'm so interested please.

Thanks alot

Fights alligator to save puppy?

Like play, like play, Borbrisky just relegate this Denrele of a guy.

SmartPolician:
As a Christian? Yes!

Rev. Fathers have kids without getting married, So? Seems your own Christianity is different

SmartPolician:
Every properly raised male child is groomed to understand that he will have his own family just like his parents raised him.

In Igbo we say: Onye amuru, o muta onye ozo.

It means every child is obligated to have kids.

Don't tell me that most of you Nairaland lots are byproducts of terribly poor parenting!

So, one must get married before having kids? You’re insanely myopic

Blackpearlxx:
Gimmme money to buy new one

After promising to sell my family’s land for you
Your name must be Monica.

I have over 5 interpretations in my head already, weird interpretations.

Pelxmiye:
I have been hearing a lot about BMC zombies, BMC e-idiots, BMC e-rats?

All these are all conspiracies?
Do we really have people collecting 20K-30K to distort the truth, create propaganda movements and defend the government aggressively?

I am yet to believe this, recently i saw a screenshot of a WhatsApp group tagged "Buhari Media Center? Was it fake? Do we really have Nairaland users who are members of that group, it's hard to believe ,maybe someone should knock some sense into my head oo, or maybe people who have a clue about it can tell us more about it.

Guys is it real Sha? If it is, then those members must be government spies on Nairaland

#helinues
#omenka
#slawormir
#candycrushy
#lefulefu
#ilovedemmanna

The first two and last monikers you mentioned are members of e-Zombie Nairaland branch.

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pretydiva:
You can chose to remain single. It's not a must to marry

OK ma'am.

Zzor:
Any time i see their wedding pictures, I feel somehow, a feeling I can't explain, may God protect the marriage

You see why I always say you're evil

SmellySperm:
"Assets"
Guy I swear u no well

lol That guy na real mad man.

Sunnycliff:
How can Aisha say that to a doppelganger

Lol. Chai, I wish Buhari is alive to see this your post.

DrFunmisticGlow:
go and wash your sugar mummy's panties.

Is it paining you

OchoL:
Go and develop your land. Northern troll

You're beyond redemption. God rest your soul. lol

Blackpearlxx:
I have red lingeries

Neat ones oo. not those tear-tear ones abeg.

OchoL:
While the collective IQ of Northerners is so low to the point of your land being left dry, desolate and poverty ridden. Leaving you at the mercy of us Southerners. Split Nigeria into two and lets all watch you uneducated miscreants die of starvation

You didn't mention Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen accompanied with bandits. the Northern Nigeria is in a terrible mess.


You See, like I said earlier, your IQ is too low for that post.

Aisha can't say this to Buhari.


I can't blame her though, you can't say "I belong to the kitchen only" and expect me to shower you with such accolades.

OchoL:
Why should I waste my time responding to an almariji/bam-bi-ala/barbabric northerner who reasons this way:

Your IQ is too low to understand that post.

DrFunmisticGlow:
Damn!! Don't be unfortunate!!

Keep shut!