₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
None I care about.

You’ll be fine.

All Nigerian Politicians are candidates of Hell! None of them will escape the burning furnace!

As a newly married man, there’s 97.88877% chance you’re not the real father of your first child.


Only a woman will tell the real father of a child.





I’m done typing.

If it’s International women’s Day, we for no hear word. See as everywhere dry, I’m just getting to know today it’s International Men Day.

Nigerian Women, make una try to dey celebrate us abeg.

mariahAngel:
Save it!
You no longer fool me!

Glad your senses are back.

So, Yakubu get mind dey slam Coach?

The photo above is the reason Yakubu should be charged with Criminal offence. You dare miss that chance and still have the effrontery to criticize players?

Iran can only make noise while Trump believes in actions.

Zzor:
You started all this and you have the guts to still type rude stuff at me instead of apologizing,i don't swear for people because it will definitely go after them,but if you push me to the wall, I would do that and you will see the effect in no distant time, I'm not joking here.Respect me and stop all that.

Alika, shut up!

Zzor:
Davash222 started all this, then you bought his accusations and FoY followed and the others joined, just because I was asking crackhaus questions, is it such a bad thing to ask questions, I didn't like how he always attack her everywhere and I begged him to stop only for her to join in accusing me of instigating what I knew nothing about. She's even saying I'm forming niceties,i really got sad reading that from her, someone I was fighting for. I don't understand you all anymore on this Nairaland

Fighter of Nairaland’s evening newspapers!

Don’t you ever in your life mention me again! Don’t bring me in your madness, you’re evil!

fati2001:
u will get mad if you follow this cork.

OP said BROKE girls should keep off... your eyes dey pain you? Or can’t you read again?

I’m here for the Tattooed private parts.

Umahi and Southwestern APC stakeholders should go and sit down!



Foolish Southern greedy Politicians fighting over what the North will still keep. Ndi ara!!

I wonder why CNN chose to condescend too low to reply the ineffectual FG of Nigeria.

Jude Okoye is the most foolish elder brother in Nigeria!


Celebrating with one of the twins only shows he’s the one bringing the division.

Back then in my University days, the Governor came to inspect the newly built hostels in my school. One final year girl was shouting on top of her voice, hailing the Governor. The Governor requested to meet with the girl. His aides brought the girl, the Governor asked the girl what she want, she foolishly said money.

The Governor instructed one of his aides, and he gave her few currencies that can’t be more than 10,000 Naira. The fish brain girl was happy and smiling. It was that day I started having ill feelings about Nigerian girls.

You have opportunity with a Governor and all you could request is money.

I love breast, if you call me "Breast man", why should i be offended


Gays should be proud when they're being addressed as gay!

pocohantas:
You are overthinking things.

How can you keep saying you haven’t eaten for 3days without any explanation? Haba! Don’t you know that is Naija babes intro to ask for urgent 2k?

The guy is not psychic to know you were fasting. Whenever I tell a man I haven’t eaten, I always make sure I add the reason (e.g) Busy day, I am trying to watch my intake/weight...etc.

While it wasn’t so nice of him to disappear, we should remember that building relationships is hard in Nigeria because we suspect ourselves too much. Imagine if he kept telling you he is lonely.

It is okay if you want to block him, I just want you to know you are not entirely blameless. It takes time and trust to unlock certain aspects of a friendship...

Poco poco!

Your submissions these days are awesome. I guess you're getting the right orientation recently. Bravo!

Masturbation is far better than STIs, STDs, unwanted pregnancies and unnecessary bills from vagina citizens!

Fountainofyouth:
They don't look happy
Is her husband not the fraudster that was trending 2 years ago

Mind your business!

Synord:
Imagine subtly saying listeners of fuji music have a bad taste In music or fuji music isn't good music . LMAO bro

I’m saying you might excel in fuji music reviews.

femi4:
oh, sorry for the misconception

She’s still not romantic, I know her very well.

delishpot:
He will heal you too darling. Now run along and choose your battles wisely next time

Lol.

Like, for your mind now, you’ve won WW3? Smh

delishpot:
E pain am At least people read me unlike the females in your family that people just instinctively squeeze and throw away into gutter and trash can like those fliers distributed for free at street corners.
Children like you are the type one gets when the mom scrapes spilled sperm from the ground and insert into her hooha.
She for use tissue wipe you off the floor and throw it inside pit latrine. Your sperm doesn't deserve flushing toilet. Shior!

Hold on to God, He will heal you.

dawnomike:
Home of yam and hospitality according to the the signpost... I think we need to import yams to Lagos island from there cos price of yam here is not smilling

You can be the importer.

delishpot:
The frustrations your ancestors went through and remained for their future generation or the one you are carrying now?
Shior! You disgust me. Stinking gutter rat.
I will ignore you like people ignore lepers in the good old days. You are a disgrace to your people. Tufia!!!!

NOTE I went wild on you just to give you a taste of your medicine. So you know that insults unprovoked is not a pleasant thing

Words of a depressed evening newspaper.

A bag of rice is now 40K, fuel is 170, Onions is now bitcoin.





Just saying though.

The plastic is so obvious.


Amateur surgeon.

delishpot:
Randy Nigerian men. They will destroy their destinies just because they were not raised to respect their picks. Moms were busy sealing their daughters legs shut while ignoring their sons now this one has entered hot soup cos of his stupidity..... Last last he will blame women for his downfall. Stupid picks like this NEVER take responsibility for their own actions. Many of them are roaming the streets.

An opportunity to pour out your accumulated frustrations. No one here is the cause of your frustration, calm down please

Your last two reviews shows you have bad taste for music. I’ll advice you stick with Fuji.

If you’re a lover of good music, you dare not score Davido and Wizkid’s album 7/10. There’s a big difference between noise and music.

LordVaiki:
Yes! I just said it."Man Picker"!
Who is a man picker? Williams Uchembas new wife. She sent him a Dom. She made the choice not him. She made the first move. She determined the outcome of the relationship by any means necessary ( pretending included) She's a man picker!
For me I will say,never marry a man picker because she will pick another one over you in future because she will get bored with your tactics bro. She's an Alpha female. She wants to determine the outcome of her future by any means necessary.
This is not a hypothesis, it is tested and proven that only a docile simp of a man can survive this type of relationship.
Best of luck Uchemba.

Wrong!

It takes the spirits of 8 dwarfs for a lady to make the first move. I’ll so appreciate such lady irrespective of her agenda.