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IykeWest:
Simple,put it in d effin freezer. Most practical and effective way of chilling ur phone.

[color=#1980BC]i even had to deep my phone in my freezer this past sunday cos the guy was too hot...[/color]

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nwaanambra1:
this is what will happen from now on - many undecided voters will shift their support to Gen. Mohammadu Buhari!

amen, I still look up to God that he'd give us someone that would salvage us from this 'joke' we call a government

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absky5:
*laughinq in indian* hehe, na wahala i go e-scatter the venue now maybe by den u wil knw ah dont take NO for an aswer *lol*....ow ur syd bro Here ave been a lot of stressful....exam period, sleeples night(readinq)......dat y ave nt been frequent here

lol, u don't take no for an answer!! what of all d babes that told u NO, wat did u do to 'em, well am good, work has bin crazy for d past 2 weeks now so no time to post or attend meeting, hopefully it'll get bera, sha am wishing u God's favor and success in ur exams bro. ur sleepless nights wld yield positive results...

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Brandnew2:
[size=15pt]TOPIC: WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR LOOKS TO PLEASE YOUR PARTNER ?[/size]

well honestly, we can't always please everybody, she met me the way i was so if i'd have to change my looks jst so she could be pleased then i think she doesnt really loves me

absky5:
Absolutely YES!...abi wat do ya think bout it lewis0 and dave5 ( told u to change dat "5" moniker)

bro,wats up, hope uv bin avin fun, but come to think of it oh if you can change the 5 on ur own moniker den i'd follow suit, hope u guys had a gr8 week sha, TGIF

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LewisO:
Here I come!
Where are the big guys in the club? let me summon them. Brandnew2, DAVE5, absky5, goofyone. how Is everything going? hope all things are going on fine? (Business, family, mentainance, living, home, friends so many more ...) U guys are doing a great job!

[color=#1980BC]LewisO, wia av u bin all this while, ur face has been scarce at the meetings, u'll soon start paying dues for absenteeism ohh things are gr8 though[/color]

absky5:
*coughinq* hmmm....ow una dey Am sorry 4 been absent at d meetinq oo, make nobody come charge me for absentee fine oo na beg i beg..... Brandnew2 (my oga at d top) DAVE5(i swear, one day i will e-break dis guy neck) Lewis0( d main man) and others i greet una ooo..... I heard dat BRANDNEW2 has pay for advance so, barman give me a bottle of andre make i dey sip am......

[color=#1980BC] e-break my head ke, is it cos i pitied u d last time, hope u r good sha[/color]

lexaydfg:
*empty my cup and walks majestically to d front row*

barman, bring 1 baileys mak i dey sip am 4 here.....

guys wetin dey hapen, y everywhr just dey boring like this?

[color=#1980BC] hmmnn, so u take my brand rite, datz nice, b like say all man dey busy nah hin make dis place jst dry[/color]

lexaydfg:
I REGISTER

Walks in, and greet every every.....


*barman, ao va, sort me 1 bottle of origin and a plate of pepper soup, mak i start wf dt 1 face

***clears throat and sits down comfortably @ d fifth row......

[color=#1980BC]*walks in, sees lexayfg chilling wit his orijin*

welcome 2 da club, but I think ud enjoy dis meeting more if u take a front row, BTW d whole drinks in here has been paid for by brandnew2 for today so feel free to make ur choice[/color]

Brandnew2:
I wonder where LewisO has been. Big pimping in NYC i guess.

[color=#1980BC]I hail ohh, it seems we should start taking roll call at every meetings ohh, dis 1 dat guys are being scanty @ meetings...

nwaiz, how's work bro .... [/color]

kevinberry:
I Register

[color=#1980BC]u r welcome bro, d barman should b around d corner, place ur order[/color]

absky5:
laughinq in japan....God save u ooo, i think say u go F**ck with me and i will let ur nxt ride be an ambulance BT u don accept ur OGA so, i will kindly free u....* u re discharge and acquainted*

lol

fr3do:
Yemi Alade has the language advantage, she can do it in english, igbo, pidgin, yoruba.
And she is cuter and sexier abeg.

[color=#1980BC]shikenna!!!

case closed!!! oya every body go and sleep right dis instant...[/color]

Brandnew2:
I don't know anything o!
Seun has more to do with this...

[color=#1980BC]ur face is have not been frequenting for the our meeting, hope say u are dey good.


english e aff die for my hands this today [/color]

absky5:
na beg i beg o.... Bt if u knw say u no wan hear my beg den, i will show u who ah be.....

[color=#1980BC]who are u sef, abi u remain 4 house ni, just imagine u threatening me sha, a whole me, u r in soup Mr,

bros I no sabi fight ohh, na mouth I just dey make ohh abeg[/color]

gurusmac4:
Hit like " for #GMB2015 and share for #GEJ 2015"

[color=#1980BC]and that's how u increased ur likes and shares, olé, but I follow contribute sha[/color]

BuhBye:
1

go joor, mine was too simple


[color=#1980BC]I no read the rules clearly b4 posting, thought op wanted to know who cld lie the most[/color]

Ksslib:
Its really simple. You ll say three things about yourself or anything that has anything to do with you and others ll try to figure which amongst the 3 is a lie-- base on instinct or better still, Juju.

Rules:
Only Three things per post, please.
Only one should be a lie amongst the 3.
Dose of una wey dey lie dieee, abeg read rule 2 again.

I ll start with mine.
I went to the Cinema on Christmas day.
I cant remember when last I slept before 12am.
Iam listening to Music right now.

3 is a lie
[color=#1980BC]
surprisingly I have never lied in my life
because of nairaland i failed to call her earlier on
I don't have a gf [/color]

absky5:
*laughing in swahili* bros, hehe! E neva reach dat 1 na, abeg na joke i dey joke oo kindly hang d call to d police....i dey on my knees....na beg i beg ooo

[color=#1980BC]am so sorry man, the police are already on the next flight to ur house, but if u fit settle me like 3k, we can av an agreement[/color]

MrFlexible:
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.

[color=#1980BC]infakt let's summon seun to explain beta cos he's the person dat changed my moniker to dave5, initially I was d.a.v.e until he single handedly changed it widout my knowledge, we're fine anyways[/color]

absky5:
hehehe!!! My broda u wont believe it if i tell u say i just dey plan am down dat if i gat a gf, dat wat i will do.......BUT i gat none....so, itz jez a word of d mouth maybe u should adopt the plan on ur gf and pay me a token of #5,000

[color=#1980BC]ohh, so u don't have a gf b4 making all diz plans, now uv committed a bigger offence dan all the ones levied against my humble self[/color]

*picks d fone to call d police*

nightrain:
I REGISTER

luigiajah:
I Register....

[color=#1980BC]you're welcome brothers, the barman is rite around d corner, ur choice, d house foots the bills[/color]

Michelle55:
hmmmm.. so finally ladies can register ?.. anyways ntn do me.. I REGISTER on behalf of i and masef alone.

AijaiI:
;DI REGISTER!

[color=#1980BC]ladies, in as much as we'd like u to join, u r only welcomed to 'view', thanx 4 ur interest[/color]

absky5:
offence number 2! U re tryinq to bribe d police Hehehe!! Dont u knw dat d police system has change.....SAY NO TO BRIBERY

[color=#1980BC]police system change ke!!! iffa hear, except if they've sacked all the current police men and employed whites to take over d Nigerian police force...lol[/color]