Nairaland General › Re: Meet President Jonathan's Look Alike. Smashing Resemblance by DAVE5(m): 12:26pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
bbello28: Every human has a duplicate  #true dia was an a cowbell advert dose days that had a guy dat looked so much like me, anytime they jst show d advert erybody @ home call my name, I so much disliked d advert ehn!!! |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 12:01pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
absky5: hehe!!! U re stealinq d advice qivinq 2 me abi Iaff catch u 2dae.....where are the police of NL? *haba!!!! he wants to involve police sha!!!, runs to find a hiding place, I dnt have egunje to settle dem police boiz * |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 8:34pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
LewisO: absky5, brandnew2, DAVE5.... I greet u guys, what's going on? greetings bro, nothing much has been going on though, was busy with dis new catch of mine, just like brandnew2 told absky5 dat he needs a girl in his life, I decided to take his advice as well |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 8:29pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ayocool: I register
Single Guy
my mouth is watering for a Ford Raptor (Special Edition) lemme be the first to say u r most welcomed, hope u r good n remember; u can order anything u want,itz on the house , datz some real sweet ride, I'm a fan of big cars too |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
absky5: This february 14 will be romantic for me and my boo.
I will wake up early on the D-day, send a txt to my boo " happy election day baby, may our vote count in d nearest future"... Then, i will take her out to the pollinq booth and queue in d hot sun ( i hope d day will be sunny) and we will both vote 4 d same candidate. After dat we will both wait till d vote is counted and we will gpo our separate ways......... That how i will spend my valentine.....# share yours lol, go ur separate ways ke!!! so no lovey lovey for her dat day |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 8:17pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
goofyone: Now, that's some story. This is how dreams start. Soon now you'll be riding in one of those supercars. amen ohh, can't wait, but first I know I must hustle real hard |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 11:26am On Jan 18, 2015 |
Brandnew2: Thank God for this joke.  happy Sunday house |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 11:22am On Jan 18, 2015 |
goofyone: Why all those cars? What do you need them for? sometimes I wonder to myself if they don use car do juju for me, am that type of guy dat if a nakéd hot sexy girl pass my left side and one supercar pass the right, I won't even notice the girl is nakéd because my eyes and attention would be fixed on the ride, everybody has their poison and cars are my poison, well maybe with time the poison effect would fade |
Celebrities › Re: Maheeda, Ex-Prostitute Turned Gospel Singer (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 12:42am On Jan 18, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: Abeg when she turn gospel singer
no be she release raunchy pics for Christmas/New year?? ?? ??
This her daughter though. The girl just rub the whole balm of beauty on her face...only her...very unfair to the rest of the female populace. the pesin dat wrote this book ; "the beautiful ones are not born" should write an apology novel wen he sees dat girl's pix
dat girl defines BEAUTY |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
mashnino: Guy..... u wan sell cars?..
Haba...only you...hope na for europe u go dey drive them No mind me jare, i have a very very soft spot for cars, wia all the guys go nah, this place just dry anyhow |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 6:36pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
LewisO: Funny dude! 
I don't take beer too, i never tasted it. But if that is want u want u can other for anything u want.
Going to fish out some things, will be back in a jiffy!
***Barman, give him any drinks he wants***
*Catcha* *taking the baileys with some ice, this place sure pass, thank God i no cruise come, so i fit yo as i like* |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 6:26pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
well based on the last topic raised, my dream cars are
A WHITE ROLLS ROYCE GHOST AND A BLACK ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM parked upfront while there would be an aventador, bentley gt, ferrari 458 spider, cadillac escalade all parked by the side, but this list is not my comprehensive list of my favorite cars, i just named only a few
words cant say how much i love the rolls royce brand |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
LewisO: Am good bro! u caught me well! 
Am just busy Nairalanding this evening.
Hw u doing this weekend? hope u having fun? the weekend has been gr8 so far, 2mao shall be a gr8er dae, nairalanding is the way forward for the rest of my evning especially as i just found this thread
wia is erybody, i read wia u guys said the official drink is Orijin, i wont mind if u guys ordered me a bottle of baileys as a welcome gift (BTW, i dont take beer but if u gimme a bottle of baileys; i'll kiss ur girlfriendsss for free) |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 6:00pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
YIPPIIIEEEE, 6PM SHARP, I REGISTER |
Romance › Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by DAVE5(m): 5:47pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
where is the registration center cos i'll like to be a part of this club.... but i'll play by the rules of which brandnew2 says meeting time is from 6pm
13 minutes more to register my interest,
*takes a front seat and orders a bottle of small baileys, crossed leg and waiting patiently*
modified; LewisO; i see u viewing the topic, hope u had a gr8 day |
Politics › Re: PDP's Lagos Rally Dwarfs APC's Mega Rally In Lagos [ compare photos] by DAVE5(m): 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
publisher: APC sef no pay, abi? abeg make APC and PDP dey pay so we go fit chop small tin inside the national cake sef for once, but my advice to us all;
COLLECT THEIR MONIES, SHOW UP TO THE CAMPAIGN VENUE, DRESS IN THE REQUIRED UNIFORMS, CAMPAIGN AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICES, JUMP, SHOUT, SCREAM, CUT YOUR THROAT (AT YOUR OWN PERIL)...
BUT ON THAT CHOSEN AND BLESSED DAY, VOTE THE RIGHT PERSON
LET THE RIGHT MAN WIN EVEN IF I WOULD LIKE GMB TO, BUT GOD HOLDS IT ALL; PAST, TODAY AND FUTURE.
GOD BLESS OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT GOD BLESS THE COMING PRESIDENT GOD BLESS NIGERIANS GOD BLESS NIGEIRA |
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Abia Rally Dwarfs Gej's Rally In Abia [ Compare Photos] by DAVE5(m): 3:44pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
highlandre: Who would have expected Buhari to have any foot print in the East before now? I'm beginning to think everyone, East to West, North to South wants Change... Nigerians and Nigeria deserves a change...
We are tired of promise and fail only to make same promises again when we know he'd fail again.
There's a saying; if you continue doing the same thing over and over, the result would remain the same, to get better results change is not just an option or choice but; A MUST
Let's taste a different soup and see which tastes better |
Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by DAVE5(m): 9:15am On Jan 16, 2015 |
TochiPhotos: Thanks for the support guys, your kind words keep me going. Words can't say how much I love this ur work & thread, more grease to ur elbow. I almost dropped tears when I read some of the stories God bless u and ur family... |
Romance › Re: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by DAVE5(m): 11:35pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
prettygal10: This men sha. da pretty one, abeg wetin we do ohh |
Romance › Re: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by DAVE5(m): 11:28pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
elohorayodele: OP do you know the number of men who will say 'I love you' just to hit the cat tonight? I hardly say 'i love u' instead I'll use some other sentence dat mean almost d same thing, dose words are effing precious |
Romance › Re: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by DAVE5(m): 11:24pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
LewisO: Typing... we still dey wait make u type finish ohh oga LewisO |
Romance › Re: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by DAVE5(m): 11:18pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
prettydiva89: hmm what of 14 things girls wish guys know u r welcome to educate us all on what u girls wish guys know |
Phones › Re: Why Windows Phone Can Be A Boring Experience by DAVE5(m): 11:14am On Jan 15, 2015 |
Wuuworld: Some Naija babes go be like"these are the reasons why I prefer Door phones to window phones"..........I die here *falls from the chair, stands up and continue pinging with his 3310* |
Phones › Re: Why Windows Phone Can Be A Boring Experience by DAVE5(m): 11:11am On Jan 15, 2015 |
Alfred234: windows phone is not that bad its good for business men. windows phone is good for bizness men, yes but iPhone wld certainly be better |
Phones › Re: Why Windows Phone Can Be A Boring Experience by DAVE5(m): 11:10am On Jan 15, 2015 |
martineverest: All these ll change with windows 10.....as microsoft is about to unify all windows to one kernel(xbox,pc,tablets,phones etc),apps developers ll be forced to develope apps for windows phone.this is due to the fact that microsoft rules the pc and gaming world....once u develop an app for a game console or pc,the app is automatically available for phone as a result of same kernel(unified windows)...microsoft tends to use the power of 1.5billion pcs and xbox console to lure developers.this is one of the reasons why google is trying to make chromebook and chrome os avalable to everyone as fast as possible ( pc still control technology,google also fears that microsoft and apple might use the power of x86 os like windows and mac os in phones) ...........i guess steve ballmer and windows 8 caused this poor start of windows fone till then, but for now, windows phone won't catch a dime from me I've collected some colleagues windows phone and played around with it and it's not an experience I want to taste again install a windows launcher on ur Droid and u have a more advanced windows fone #TeamiOS&Android.... best of both worlds |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Members Killed In Biu (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 11:02am On Jan 15, 2015 |
goofyone: On a thread brimming with victims of violence, some probably innocent?? You couldn't even show a sense of decorum. My oh my, this country has descended into the pits!!  I hope u do understand that not everyone wld always see things ur own way, I for one know not how to express pity or empathy but I cld say I would b day one who hurts d most wen som'tin bad hapins 2 someone around me, it's just me, even d fingers on ur own hand are not equal and therefore can't act/respond same way in any given situation |
Family › Re: Revive The Habit Of Self-sufficiency- For Every Nigerian Woman/girl by DAVE5(m): 10:42am On Jan 15, 2015 |
priscaoge: I love this...Ride on Op,Some girls actually depend on their boyfrnds as if the guy is their father! Girls shouldn't base their happiness on being in a relationship. Remember that nothing lasts forever. Even the perfect relationship might end one day. Be independent,try to provide 4 urself @least when things don't work out well,u will be able to support urself.
Btw I haven't seen adamazishuga recently,who knows where she is? worse part is, some girls would actually be demanding what their father at home can't provide for dem.... I luv girls who are independent but I wld work hard as well to provide for my woman's needs |
Politics › Re: Face Of Democracy, Jennifer Ohia Unveils Book On Jonathan's Administration by DAVE5(m): 9:49am On Jan 15, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Picture Of Oludapo Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari: What's Wrong With The Pic? by DAVE5(m): 9:15am On Jan 15, 2015 |
mhizenugu: foolish being, Its you and your entire wretched family that will get killed from feb the 15th, 2015.. what I'm I saying?? Infact from tomorrow which happens to be the 15th too.. You will lose somebody dear to you(heart) that's if you even have any!! Bastard!! May you never know peace!! kai kai kai, this ur comment is a no no for me, what happened to "follow peace with all men" ur words are just too strong ma'am, no human deserves what u wrote, him never seeing peace and losing somebody dear to him? I can't pray these on my enemy pls analyze his comment again and see it wasn't so bad to have warranted what u said, we all need a "rig free" election let the right pesin b our president NB: I come in peace, so u don't rain curse on me and my family, cos every body around me Is very very dear to me |
Health › Re: 10 Incredible Uses Of Bosom Milk by DAVE5(m): 8:33am On Jan 14, 2015 |
[size=16pt]well; I caught nkechi doing this, guess she really puts her breàst milk to good use[/size]
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Romance › Re: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by DAVE5(m): 11:49pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu: which state? ohh, so u want make I tell u so Dat all d gold go grow leg abi, ur plan no go work |
Romance › Re: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by DAVE5(m): 5:17pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu: how did u dare call my land useless have u been to bannana island Wat is a banana island, do they sell banana there, I live in gold street... |