Romance › Re: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by DAVE5(m): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu: This space is for sale Who gave u right over the land in d first place sef, better pay royalty b4 tinkin of selling dat useless land ohh |
Computers › Re: Before You Change That RAM by DAVE5(m): 4:14pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
op more grease o ur elbow ojere |
Computers › Re: Some Computer Terminologies And Their Acronyms by DAVE5(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
nice one op, more grease to ur elbow |
Education › Re: TOP 10 Secondary Schools In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 2:10pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
bastien: Sorry if Nigeria Navy Secondary School no dey there then forget it (NNSS)
brainies Handsomies Sexies Discipline Qualified teachers Others
School wey person get 7 A's n 2 C's for waec still dey cry say her result no Good. Choi
School of celeb, ask D'bang where e graduate from bros so u b NNSS boi, wch 1 of the NNSS u go sef, me nah NNSS PH guy.... mercy johnson nah 1 of our product  |
Celebrities › Re: Charlie Boy Addresses Students: Do You See Anything Wrong With This Photo? by DAVE5(m): 8:00pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Share The Screen Shot Of Your Likes & Shares Profile Here by DAVE5(m): 6:55pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
tola9ja: SHARE THE SCREEN SHOT OF YOUR LIKES & SHARES PROFILE HERE LET SEE THE CHAMPIONS OF NAIRALAND IN-TERMS OF REASONABLE COMMENT
ANYBODY ABOVE 5000 A PART FROM ADMIN AND OWNER ? nah small pikin dey worry u |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 6:52pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 5:04pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
softysparky: You need jesus! abeg no let that guy near u ohh, if not nah slippers u go get after jes 3 days of persistent and continuous suckin and pressing |
Romance › Re: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 5:00pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 4:48pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Ipledge: Don't trust ur son with a guy that is not attracted to bossom [size=16pt] WORD
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Nairaland General › Re: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 1:03pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Women Why do u No Longer Care To Marry Handsome Men....PICS by DAVE5(m): 11:54am On Jan 11, 2015 |
op, wen u see dangote picture, do u see his face or his bank account,
that should answer any further questions |
Politics › Re: GMB Vs GEJ; Nairaland's Poll As To Who Has The Edge. by DAVE5(m): 11:51am On Jan 11, 2015 |
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE
LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE
WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE
JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE |
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Can't Have My Vote by DAVE5(m): 11:49am On Jan 11, 2015 |
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE |
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Family › Re: Bosom & Bum Implants: Would You Let Your WIFE Get One?! by DAVE5(m): 11:46am On Jan 11, 2015 |
I think I'll feel more turned on if I know am pressing a real nyash and breaşt so ; d doctors can keep their fake spare parts |
Nairaland General › Re: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 11:43am On Jan 11, 2015 |
armadeo: Was seeking where to download movies and this site came up.
I joined way way back then. Bros u don old for NL ohh |
Nairaland General › Re: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 11:40am On Jan 11, 2015 |
ednut1 introduced me to NL far back in 2009, he was always on religious section and dat got me interested in NL cos we had our own religious war outside NL as well |
Politics › Re: Top PDP Candidates In Niger Campaign For Buhari (photo) by DAVE5(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2015 |
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE
LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE
WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE
JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If PDP Wins- Buhari by DAVE5(m): 11:32am On Jan 11, 2015 |
aare07: B. Bring U. Us H. Happiness A. And R. Remove I. Injustice
Sai Buhari 2015 NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE |
Politics › Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by DAVE5(m): 11:22am On Jan 11, 2015 |
aguiyi: This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein and IBB had d guts to call himself a saint...... |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by DAVE5(m): 11:16am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Olusharp: I have laughed out my belly read and enjoy. After church on Sunday, A wife saw her husband sitting quietly she decided to ask him,darling, "why re u so gentle?" HE replied, "I'm still thinking about what the pastor said." Wife asked, "What is it?" HE said, "the pastor confessed he slept with all married nd single women in d church but ONLY 1 woman didn't want to sleep with him." Wife replied "It must be tht Mrs Eunice! She tinks she is better than everyone." lolz! What will you do? aaaahhhhhhh, jeeeeeeez, Dat wife is so divorced |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jackie Chan, The Founder Of Shoki Dance. See Proof [photo] by DAVE5(m): 11:10am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Abuklaw: Did you just know? @OP. this guy has been superb in the display of incomprehensible madness.
meanwhile, see below factors and vote wise come FeBuhari As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors: 1. The Chibok Girls. 2. NNPC Scam. 3. Police pension fund. 4. Missing $20Billion. 5. $9million Arms deal. 6. Bomb Blasts. 7. Immigration job scam. 8. Petroleum pump price. 9. Dwindling external reserves 10. Oil theft. 11. Incessant Power outage. 12.ASUU & poly Strike. 13. Doctors' Strike. 14. National Assembly tragedy. 15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam 16. Kerosene subsidy 17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola; They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals; They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE. ~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!! we need change people, we are tired of a government that doesn't have interest in the well being of its citizens CHANGE IS THE ONLY THING THAT'S CONSTANT |
Christianity Etc › Re: Signs Your Church Has Been Secularized by DAVE5(m): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2015 |
jnrbayano: The "Come as you are/like" churches.
The "how I dress doesn't matter" churches.
The church that only wants things from Jesus but they aren't interested in the kind of life they lead.
Etc.....
The other time a pastor said on national TV that self-servicing is not a sin and people still troop to that church. 
It's well. so on point |
Family › Re: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2015 |
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Sports › Re: Is Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 1:16pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
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Family › Re: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
ashollybaby1: Ah! I would get a stop watch too for bed/night time! Every romance and intimacy would have to be measured......im seconds! Its 2015,i av to slow down and measure physiological And bodily depreciation ! hmmnn, then he should also ration how many pumps you get, he'd give u just 2 pumps every 2 days, i dint say 2 rounds i mean 2 pumps as in 1 2, thats all.....lol  |
Family › Re: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
SenatorJames: Someone like this always make people think we Economist are stingy.
I pray God will bless me so much that no matter how stingy i want to become, the excess money people will be realizing from me in a month, will be able to feed Somalia and Angola.
I need your amen!!! Amen, but truth be told, economists are STINGY and you know that |
Family › Re: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 7:42am On Jan 10, 2015 |
2kris: i was expecting d conversation to get to a certain degree....emotional one. I sat expecting it 2 get 2 an emotional level as well but they jes quit like dat maybe they've contacted each other behind our backs, anything is possible |
Sports › Re: Is Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
ArtanK: I read the article. Do you think £210 million + £45 million a year is reasonable? honestly datz an outrageous amount for just one player if u asked me, just imagine dat arsene Wenger was given dat money, Lord knows d wonder he'll do |
Sports › Is Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 8:13pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Lionel Messi has reportedly said if Chelsea or Manchester City can offer a £500 million package, he would be interested. A source told The Sun : "Leo's minded to leave Barca. He is completely fed up with so many things at the club that it is difficult to see a way forward." Messi has a reported £210m release clause that Chelsea or City would have to activate to snare him. And the 27-year-old would expect a six-year deal worth a staggering £45m annually - worth a total £270m. Therefore the transfer fee and contract cost to lure Messi from Barca would cost either Prem club just short of £500m. IS HE WORTH IT? Should Chelsea and City make the move? source: www.express.co.uk/sport/football/551020/Lionel-Messi-Chelsea-Manchester-City-500m
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Family › Re: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 5:02pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
mayrho: The guy don kolo na my fwend husband u dey yab like dis  i no know d man at all ohh.. |