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RomanceRe: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by DAVE5(m): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
This space is for sale
Who gave u right over the land in d first place sef, better pay royalty b4 tinkin of selling dat useless land ohh
ComputersRe: Before You Change That RAM by DAVE5(m): 4:14pm On Jan 13, 2015
op more grease o ur elbow ojere
ComputersRe: Some Computer Terminologies And Their Acronyms by DAVE5(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2015
nice one op, more grease to ur elbow
EducationRe: TOP 10 Secondary Schools In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 2:10pm On Jan 13, 2015
bastien:
Sorry if Nigeria Navy Secondary School no dey there then forget it (NNSS)

brainies
Handsomies
Sexies
Discipline
Qualified teachers
Others


School wey person get 7 A's n 2 C's for waec still dey cry say her result no Good. Choi


School of celeb, ask D'bang where e graduate from
bros so u b NNSS boi, wch 1 of the NNSS u go sef, me nah NNSS PH guy....

mercy johnson nah 1 of our product tongue
CelebritiesRe: Charlie Boy Addresses Students: Do You See Anything Wrong With This Photo? by DAVE5(m): 8:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
handysuzy:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-Qi20i_p2zIE/VLOpfXNTo2I/AAAAAAAAB-A/rNgAYGUdUeY/s1600/oputa.png[/img]

The Area Father just posted this photo of himself addressing some secondary school pupils. Look closely, Charlie boy's gesture, the dressing, the look on the pupils. Do you see anything wrong?

http://www.lailasblog.com/#sthash.u8NOOB1w.dpuf
it seem they brought him to the school to show their students how they turn out if they don't study to pass their second term exams and other subsequent exams
CelebritiesRe: Share The Screen Shot Of Your Likes & Shares Profile Here by DAVE5(m): 6:55pm On Jan 12, 2015
tola9ja:
SHARE THE SCREEN SHOT OF YOUR LIKES & SHARES PROFILE HERE LET SEE THE CHAMPIONS OF NAIRALAND IN-TERMS OF REASONABLE COMMENT

ANYBODY ABOVE 5000 A PART FROM ADMIN AND OWNER ?
nah small pikin dey worry u
CelebritiesRe: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 6:52pm On Jan 12, 2015
morefire:
hediot
ajasbaba:
SHEDIOT
fijiano202:
THEMDIOT
kayslimshady:
Truediot
veave:
yimudiot! grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin

omotdiot husband don go on him pilotdiotic work



d op sef is a stupidiot
RomanceRe: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 5:04pm On Jan 12, 2015
softysparky:
You need jesus!
abeg no let that guy near u ohh, if not nah slippers u go get after jes 3 days of persistent and continuous suckin and pressing
RomanceRe: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 5:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
kilokeys:
OP no suck bobby as pikin eeeyah...

cerelac boy...

unlike me
.

my mum said i sucked with vigor, clenched hands and shut eyes..
how would somebody like Moi not love boobs?.. how? grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


ur kind pesin fit turn fine standing boobz into slippers
RomanceRe: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by DAVE5(m): 4:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
Ipledge:
Don't trust ur son with a guy that is not attracted to bossom
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 1:03pm On Jan 11, 2015
ednut1:
grin u no well
cool cool those days NL was a lot more fun unlike now
RomanceRe: Women Why do u No Longer Care To Marry Handsome Men....PICS by DAVE5(m): 11:54am On Jan 11, 2015
op, wen u see dangote picture, do u see his face or his bank account,


that should answer any further questions
PoliticsRe: GMB Vs GEJ; Nairaland's Poll As To Who Has The Edge. by DAVE5(m): 11:51am On Jan 11, 2015
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE


LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE


WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE









JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE
PoliticsRe: Why Jonathan Can't Have My Vote by DAVE5(m): 11:49am On Jan 11, 2015
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE
LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE
WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE
JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE
FamilyRe: Bosom & Bum Implants: Would You Let Your WIFE Get One?! by DAVE5(m): 11:46am On Jan 11, 2015
I think I'll feel more turned on if I know am pressing a real nyash and breaşt so ; d doctors can keep their fake spare parts
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 11:43am On Jan 11, 2015
armadeo:
Was seeking where to download movies and this site came up.

I joined way way back then.
Bros u don old for NL ohh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share How You Got To Know NAIRALAND Forum And Became A Member by DAVE5(m): 11:40am On Jan 11, 2015
ednut1 introduced me to NL far back in 2009, he was always on religious section and dat got me interested in NL cos we had our own religious war outside NL as well
PoliticsRe: Top PDP Candidates In Niger Campaign For Buhari (photo) by DAVE5(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2015
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE


LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE


WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE






JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If PDP Wins- Buhari by DAVE5(m): 11:32am On Jan 11, 2015
aare07:
B. Bring
U. Us
H. Happiness
A. And
R. Remove
I. Injustice

Sai Buhari 2015
NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS DESERVE A CHANGE

LET G.E.J DO US A FAVOR AND LEAVE US IN PEACE

WE NO WANT AGAIN ABI NAH BY FORCE






JONATHAN PLEASE/ABEG/JOOR/BIKO LEAVE US ALONE
PoliticsRe: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by DAVE5(m): 11:22am On Jan 11, 2015
aguiyi:
This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein
and IBB had d guts to call himself a saint......
Jokes EtcRe: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by DAVE5(m): 11:16am On Jan 11, 2015
Olusharp:
I have laughed out my belly read and enjoy.
After church on Sunday, A
wife saw her husband sitting quietly she decided to ask
him,darling, "why re u so gentle?"
HE replied, "I'm still thinking
about what the pastor said." Wife asked, "What is it?" HE said,
"the
pastor confessed he slept
with all married nd single
women in d church but ONLY 1 woman didn't want to sleep
with him." Wife replied "It must be tht Mrs Eunice! She tinks
she is better than everyone."
lolz! What will you do?
aaaahhhhhhh, jeeeeeeez, Dat wife is so divorced
Jokes EtcRe: Jackie Chan, The Founder Of Shoki Dance. See Proof [photo] by DAVE5(m): 11:10am On Jan 11, 2015
Abuklaw:
Did you just know? @OP. this guy has been superb in the display of incomprehensible madness.

meanwhile, see below factors and vote wise come FeBuhari
As the presidential Election
approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated
hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons
against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of
Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O
BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another
4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY
AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!
we need change people, we are tired of a government that doesn't have interest in the well being of its citizens







CHANGE IS THE ONLY THING THAT'S CONSTANT
Christianity EtcRe: Signs Your Church Has Been Secularized by DAVE5(m): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2015
jnrbayano:
The "Come as you are/like" churches.

The "how I dress doesn't matter" churches.

The church that only wants things from Jesus but they aren't interested in the kind of life they lead.

Etc.....

The other time a pastor said on national TV that self-servicing is not a sin and people still troop to that church. shocked

It's well.
so on point
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 10:51am On Jan 11, 2015
2kris:
so on point.dat babe dey trip for dey guy i tell u,she don use wayo gv d guy control
grin grin grin if u noticed; they just disappeared after their back and forth talk here
SportsRe: Is Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 1:16pm On Jan 10, 2015
HenCq15:
.
ole, better come back and remove the nonsense dot you typed there..... grin grin grin
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2015
ashollybaby1:
Ah!
I would get a stop watch too for bed/night time!
Every romance and intimacy would have to be measured......im seconds!
Its 2015,i av to slow down and measure physiological And bodily depreciation !
hmmnn, then he should also ration how many pumps you get, he'd give u just 2 pumps every 2 days, i dint say 2 rounds i mean 2 pumps as in 1 2, thats all.....lol grin
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2015
SenatorJames:
Someone like this always make people think we Economist are stingy.





I pray God will bless me so much that no matter how stingy i want to become, the excess money people will be realizing from me in a month, will be able to feed Somalia and Angola.


I need your amen!!!
Amen, but truth be told, economists are STINGY and you know that
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 7:42am On Jan 10, 2015
2kris:
i was expecting d conversation to get to a certain degree....emotional one.
I sat expecting it 2 get 2 an emotional level as well but they jes quit like dat























maybe they've contacted each other behind our backs, anything is possible
SportsRe: Is Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2015
ArtanK:
I read the article. Do you think £210 million + £45 million a year is reasonable?
honestly datz an outrageous amount for just one player if u asked me, just imagine dat arsene Wenger was given dat money, Lord knows d wonder he'll do
SportsIs Messi Really Worth £500 Million? by DAVE5(op): 8:13pm On Jan 09, 2015
Lionel Messi has reportedly said if Chelsea or Manchester City can
offer a £500 million package, he would be interested.

A source told The Sun : "Leo's minded to leave Barca. He is
completely fed up with so many things at the club that it is difficult
to see a way forward."
Messi has a reported £210m release clause that Chelsea or City
would have to activate to snare him.
And the 27-year-old would expect a six-year deal worth a staggering
£45m annually - worth a total £270m.
Therefore the transfer fee and contract cost to lure Messi from
Barca would cost either Prem club just short of £500m.


IS HE WORTH IT? Should Chelsea and City make the move?




source: www.express.co.uk/sport/football/551020/Lionel-Messi-Chelsea-Manchester-City-500m

FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 5:02pm On Jan 09, 2015
mayrho:
The guy don kolo
na my fwend husband u dey yab like dis angry angry angry
















i no know d man at all ohh..

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