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TravelA Norwegian Prison That Treat It's Prisoners Like Kings (must See) /pictures/ by DAVE5(op): 4:14pm On Jan 09, 2015
Halden Prison
It is the World's Most Humane Prison
Prisoners eat like princes. On a recent afternoon homemade orange sorbet and slices of tropical fruit lined the table.
Prison guards must not maltreat them. In fact they frequently eat meals and play sports with prisoners
Their health is intact. Doctors, dentists, gynecologists etc are always around
They learn to play musical instruments and record their own songs. They compete on Norway's version of American Idol

There's also a recording studio with a professional mixing board. In-house music teachers — who refer to the inmates as "pupils," never "prisoners" — work with their charges on piano, guitar, bongos and more

Exercise is mandatory every morning, and of course they have professional and well trained instructors
Is this a prison or a flexing zone, am sure only VIP crime lords would be contained here...

see pictures of the prison environment below


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 95% Of all Job Vacancies In jobberman are Advertised By Fake Companies by DAVE5(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
i taught i was the only that noticed the trend of fake jobs on jobberman, i tread very carefully when i visit that site...
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 3:28pm On Jan 09, 2015
LewisO:
I didn't take it serious or typed anything bad.
Try understand what I typed!
yeah, i understand wat u typed and i actually like ur second statement, wat prompted my response was the part where u said : It's a st.upid man that will do that
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 3:07pm On Jan 09, 2015
LewisO:
It's a st.upid man that will do that.

To my own point, psychologically I think the man is trying to let the woman know indirectly, that she should limit her high consumption of resources and high expectations on spendings!
haba bros, the case isn't so serious yet nah....catch the fun, lol
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 2:13pm On Jan 09, 2015
Abegnovex:
Oh my gosh!
This is a serious matter.
Abeg my people let's go into farming.
please start the farming and we would follow ur lead
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 12:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
.... Na to remove high heels and run for my dear life.
ur "royal highness", wetin dey make u run now, abi u see ghost ni....




*pulls her back and collect the highheels b4 she go troway am, now u can run free*
HealthRe: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by DAVE5(m): 12:27pm On Jan 09, 2015
dunkem21:
Wonders shall never end.

So, bill gates finally drank my shit.

Am going places.
bros abeg wake up from your sleep and slumber, d sheet wey the man shack nah the type wey oga fela call expensive sheet
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 12:07pm On Jan 09, 2015
ikombe:
Say 'NO' to lugubriuos and stupendious spending grin
correct guy
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 11:58am On Jan 09, 2015
igbsam:
This kind man go use hunger make him wife turn lepa shandy
we all want a lepa shandy wife b4 sef so this is a step in the right direction if you ask me
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 11:56am On Jan 09, 2015
aguiyi:
I twitted this pics yestaday and today it's on nairaland, op wither you ?
bros cool down, no be ur uncle pix nah so y u dey vex, i bow for you ohh




abi u don copyright the pix ni
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Takes Queen Ure To The Cleaners! by DAVE5(m): 11:32am On Jan 09, 2015
be like say that cynthia dissin skills take drugs dis morning cos its blazing hot and can make the ure commit suicide...
RomanceRe: Does A Beautiful Wife Really Matter In A Long Run? by DAVE5(m): 11:11am On Jan 09, 2015
Smily202:
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?
pretty on the outside/ugly on the inside: win/lose
ugly on the outside/pretty on the inside: lose/win
ugly on the outside/ugly on the outside: lose/lose worst case scenario: husband ends up dead b4 his time embarassed embarassed embarassed
pretty on the outside/pretty on the inside: win/win best case scenario ever; dis is my portion IJN





[size=14pt]MEN CHOOSE WISELY; SAY NO TO UGLY GIRLS[/size]
RomanceRe: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by DAVE5(m): 10:49am On Jan 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
There are many ways to kill a rat smiley
no mind these girls, wicked guy fit still calm down, chase her in a gentleman way, catch her, chop her ogbono, clean mouth then troway the plate, e no go even pay sef.... grin grin
FamilyRe: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by DAVE5(m): 10:25am On Jan 09, 2015
Akranez:
hmmm. ur head is dia.
zoo where a zoo keeper like gej can deal with him grin
thatz why we have to vote out gej so he can return to his zoo keeping job grin grin grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: SoundCity Vs HipTV: Which Do You Prefer? by DAVE5(m): 10:23am On Jan 09, 2015
ghostwritter:
May the gods punish all those girls wey dey wear fake nyash for soundcity.
. I love HipTV by far, they are so original and could relate with my grandmother tthrough their programs.

Soundcity are so fake, that Adam should go shave every hair on his face and he should be ban from singing (even my dog sings better).
That Moet is managable but una see dat Pearl of a girl....chai!!!...she dey wear nyash under cloth...(my tv get x-ray).
HipTv should also improve on video quality...(I put on glasses while watching) and Toke Makinwa should reduce her heavy make-up and fake phoneticx....
But all in all, they are both better at what they do and should be encouraged.

On a serious note.
Vote GMB as president.....the man has got vision, he should at least repair Nigeria before he die soon.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin kai, u no nice at all, at least u dey watch d mumu stations sef, my own b say TV has been monopolized by some young lad at home, so we only get to watch wat she's watching; Cartoon network and the rest cartoon stations
FamilyRe: Lagos Traditional Ruler Assaults Wife Over Phone Call (Battered Wife Pictured) by DAVE5(m): 9:58am On Jan 09, 2015
Akranez:
Chaiii..
Yeye baale. He should be caged.
cage is for tamed animals, zoo would fit him best since itz meant 4 untamed animals
Foreign AffairsRe: US Opens Up On Why Nigeria Cancelled Military Training by DAVE5(m): 9:37am On Jan 09, 2015
Lagusta:
Boring!!!
seconded
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 8:54am On Jan 09, 2015
vizkiz:
he is suppose to practise his profession in every aspect of his life na...even while eating if a grain of rice drops, he'll pick it, dust it, and throw it back into his plate "accountability" wink
lol grin grin grin
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 8:52am On Jan 09, 2015
juianne95:
Stingy man
i agree say i be stingy man, am guessing it won't hurt if u bought the foodstuffs with your own money and cook it the way you like, if u like sef cook everything the same day you bought it but i must chop inside sha... tongue
FamilyWhat If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by DAVE5(op): 8:05am On Jan 09, 2015
Ladies, you enter your kitchen and caught your husband doing this, what would be your first reaction?

Guys: this is 2015, say no extortion and extravagant lifestyle of them ladies

FoodRe: Lara Olateju Flaunts 2015 Cake Designs (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2015
SeverusSnape:
HMMMM... This is mine.
hahahahahahaahahahahahah heheheehehehehehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

u be case, i swear
FoodRe: Lara Olateju Flaunts 2015 Cake Designs (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 3:12pm On Jan 07, 2015
tchidi:
@ priscaoge. Your cousins wedding cake is cooool!! I can't seem to see a wedding cake I like here on nairaland! undecided undecided

My guests go chop 'bean cake' angry angry
be very careful ohh dis lady, abeg contact lara so guys go chop beta cake 4 ur wedding joor
EducationRe: FG Moves To Regulate Fees Charged By Tertiary Institutions by DAVE5(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
donmalcolm21:
gej will buy fuel for Uniport gen, almajiri mentality
permit me to say u are actually missing the big picture here, as far as we all know the govt is expected to provide some social amenities which our precious govt has failed to provide us so itz not abt d govt fueling anybody's generator
CultureRe: Is This What Happens At Nigerian Bridal Showers? by DAVE5(m): 1:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
truehope:
very funny!
and you quoted the whole story just so u could type "very funny!"

shei u no sabi say space don dey very expensive on NL, c as u waste all dat space angry angry angry
CultureRe: Is This What Happens At Nigerian Bridal Showers? by DAVE5(m): 1:18pm On Jan 07, 2015
debo07:
This space is for sale....#10M....yes #10M cos na FP space.
is the space negotiable so i go contact my personal banker
CultureRe: Is This What Happens At Nigerian Bridal Showers? by DAVE5(m): 1:14pm On Jan 07, 2015
Naijasinglegirl:
See, I don't know about you reading this but the amount of cabin biscuits I ate while in primary and secondary school are not less than 3781 pieces (yup! I kept count).
3781 sticks of cabin!!!!! geeeez, u kept count!!!! shocked

*in bovi's voice* this girl must be a benin small witch grin lipsrsealed grin lipsrsealed grin

very nice write up, u actually cranked my day and ribs
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s Silver 64gb ...2weeks Used see Pics by DAVE5(m): 1:44pm On Jan 05, 2015
pls is the iphone5s still available
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Need Your Assistance(help) *must See* by DAVE5(m): 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2015
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up space
booker
association
of
nairaland.
a brother need your help

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can I ask why I'm quoted here abeg, abeg behave ursef n leave me out of ur sbâñ crew in peace, dis is 2015 n I don't want trouble...
FashionRe: Optometrists Advise Women Against Indiscriminate Use Of Artificial Eyelashes by DAVE5(m): 4:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
nothing is more appalling to me as much as dat artificial eyelash trash
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija Unseats Oprah As Richest Black Woman. by DAVE5(m): 1:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
franugo:
errr maybe we have different dictionaries. Obligation means something mandatory same as a duty...abi na me dey jonezhuh
oops, i am so sorry for the error of english, i meant to say ; its her choice and not OBLIGATION, am so sorry for the mistake, i don dey turn old man so english don dey turn problem...

thanks for correcting me sir...
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija Unseats Oprah As Richest Black Woman. by DAVE5(m): 4:51pm On Dec 30, 2014
tonychristopher:
That'ß not what I meant I never said you should sit back and do nothing , I am Igbo and I abhors lazy attitude what I meant is that always find a way to give back to society that made you that what I meant by change your mindset

We can't just be selfish that what I meant
ehen, at least u and i can agree on somthing, i am not a selfish pesin btw, but if someone else decides to be selfish, i dont think its any of my palava....

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