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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gives His Church Member N500k & Brand New Nissan Jeep(pics) by daveemuobo(m): 3:18pm On Jan 16, 2017

Originalsly:
Bro... this is 2017.... why are we still saying Nissan jeep and Toyota jeep?... do you go about saying Mr So n So bought a brand new Jeep jeep? ... if we moving forward...forget small letter jeep and use SUV instead...if we want to move backward or stay stuck in the 1970's and earlier...then yes... Nissan jeep should be fine.

Mr futuristic, even Obama used jeep to refer to SUV some days back.

It is an alias which simply appeals to people of all age groups. A village old papa will relate to Nissan jeep than than Nissan Xterra.

Personally I will prefer them being called specifically suvs, trucks ,MPVs.
Even the so called enlightened ones make the mistake of calling Toyota Sienna as SUV instead of mpv

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gives His Church Member N500k & Brand New Nissan Jeep(pics) by daveemuobo(m): 6:53am On Jan 16, 2017

mightyhazell:
Wots nissan jeep?

Just like saying mercedes toyota!

Or close-up macleans!

WeRblessed:
My brother, the OP is really funny. This is Nissan SUV not a 12 year old Geep with over 100,000 miles.

But any how, the pastor did great.

Hopefully, the guy has a driver license to drive the car, before he kills someone or himself and they blame it on Buhari.

Originalsly:
Hmmm....brand new Nissan Xterra ~~Jeep~~.... from the dealership to the church the bottom of the back door got rusty!..brand new indeed!

nijanigga:
ignorance , SUV is too denigrating but Jeep ,yes it's for big and highly placed Nigerians including robbers both armed and pen

jeep can also be another name for suv. (Note jeep with a small letter j)

Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buhari Finally Reveal The Faces Of Her Twin Daughters by daveemuobo(m): 2:16pm On Jan 15, 2017

Perfecter4real:
Oya clap for your self for knowing how to spell her surname.
And that's not how Civilized people correct someone. So I see only one bush man here. You!

you cannot please everybody. You would have been the one to call me over sabi if i corrected gently.

Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buhari Finally Reveal The Faces Of Her Twin Daughters by daveemuobo(m): 4:36am On Jan 15, 2017

Perfecter4real:
Ghanian actress Nadia buhari who had kept the identity of her children away from the media ever since they were born finally reveal a picture of herself playing with her twin daughters.

Nobody told you it's Buari and not Buhari abi? Bush man

Romance › Re: Another 'pretty Mike' Surfaces, Sleeps With Girls Unprotected And Shares Pics by daveemuobo(m): 1:45am On Jan 14, 2017

You guys are being paid by the dude himself for publicity for his porn site or what?

Is this worth reporting ?all these foolish attention seeking bloggers

Politics › Re: Senate Stops Ban On Importation Of ‘Tokunbo’ Vehicles Through land by daveemuobo(m): 3:07pm On Jan 11, 2017

naturalwaves:
So, most commentators failed to read the body of the message but read just the headlines. The importation of tokunbo vehicles through land have not been stopped. The importation was just paused momentarily for 3 months to give those that have placed orders enough room to finish off their transactions. The headline was misleading.

Education › Re: Nigerian Universities That Won't Offer Law And Accounting Anymore by daveemuobo(m): 12:44pm On Jan 10, 2017*

What of polytechnics offering accounting?

A polytechnic is deemed an Institute of technology and shouldnt have accounting courses, but in Nigeria ,they've produced the best of accountants

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Business › Re: Customs Generated N898bn As Revenue In 2016 by daveemuobo(m): 9:02am On Jan 10, 2017

Atiku2019:
Nice

The Nigeria Customs Service has generated N898bn as revenue in 2016, including VAT.

The NCS spokesman, Mr. Joseph Attah, on Monday said that the figure was however less than the N904bn collected in 2015.

Fashion › Re: Who Is The President Of Nigeria? Dr. Muhammadu Buhari – Miss Nnewi Contestant by daveemuobo(m): 2:09pm On Jan 05, 2017

turawaa:
....not medulla oblongata rather CEREBRUM

Let me also correct you..it's the hippocampus specifically not cerebrum which is a general term for the the forebrain.

It's like somebody asking me where I stay, and I say Nigeria instead of saying Ikeja, Lagos.

The part of the brain responsible for memory, judgement and intelligence is the hippocampus (in the cerebrum)

Fashion › Re: Who Is The President Of Nigeria? Dr. Muhammadu Buhari – Miss Nnewi Contestant by daveemuobo(m): 1:57pm On Jan 05, 2017

Rita1982:
Even some that read fishery in school will be address as Dr in Nigeria

One of the girls have been spotted here..

To educate you, Every course including fisheries has a PhD level and the holders are addressed as doctors

Romance › Re: … by daveemuobo(m): 6:18pm On Jan 03, 2017

The prophet might be fake,but your boo has some explanations to do. I wonder why he felt there would be a prophesy concerning the relationship.

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Car Talk › Re: 11 Items Nigerians Should Have In Their Cars – FRSC by daveemuobo(m): 2:51am On Jan 03, 2017

enitiObanke:
Some of us just put thrash on public forums because we know the average Joe in Naija is gullible! Which mumu requirement of d law is dis OP alluding to? Which law precisely Why do I need water in my car when my radiator doesn't use water but coolant. Hydraulic? What for exactly If yor break pads ain't worn, yor hydraulic level shud remain constant! Seriously, this is one shitty list dt can't be enforced in dis country, except if commercial drivers r d target!!!

Bless you

Car Talk › Re: Honda Accord 2006 Comparison With Toyota Camry 2003 by daveemuobo(m): 2:41am On Jan 03, 2017

You should not/cannot even compare the camry 2003 with the accord 03, talkless of 2006

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Car Talk › Re: Honda Accord "Bullet" Owners & Previous Users, Please Come In by daveemuobo(m): 2:33am On Jan 03, 2017

Op @ temmym4, i used the bullet for 3yrs plus as a student. It never pulled its "legs" one day. The key is maintenance with original spare parts once you hear the sound.I did mine approx every 8months

The car is still functional till today, and also the most fuel efficient and spare parts friendly car I've ever used.

Its just parked in my parents compound used as spare car.i bought it without the AC but fixed it and it still chills more than any car I've ever entered.mind you, it was even converted from rhd but was just too perfect.

If not for status symbol ish,I'd still be using the car sef..too good

Technology Market › Re: Pre-Order ur Goods via Aliexpress/1688/Taobao/Dhgate @Cheapest shipping Rates by daveemuobo(m): 9:23pm On Dec 31, 2016*

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Phones › Re: Airtel Changed Data Plan by daveemuobo(m): 11:59am On Sep 13, 2016

prinsam30:
hear wetin u dey talk, u and dem sign any agreement wen u dey buy their SIM card, abi there was any condition in buying their data please start reasoning with ur brain and stop wailing unnecessary. This is strictly business, if u vex go open ur own na

You're obviously a kid who doesnt read terms and conditions.

Phones › Re: Airtel Changed Data Plan by daveemuobo(m): 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2016

prinsam30:
you people should stop shouting jor, Glo also have N200 for 1gb night plan, this is strictly business if you can't contend with it then bail off. other networks are there, ur free to choose from

It is wrong business ethics to change plans without informing customers and your attitude will only make things worse.

I did the plan only for them to deduct 200 instead of 50 without informing me.is it not fraud?

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Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat And Rob Conductor In Lagos (pic) by daveemuobo(m): 2:31pm On Sep 08, 2016

Tsongz:
INCOMPLETE STORY, TELL US WHAT YOU DID

Read the story again.

Phones › Re: Why You Must Install Whatsapp Plus Now by daveemuobo(m): 1:53am On Jul 02, 2016*

d33types:
hey chillax ...when I mean versions I'm not talking about version numbers.

Merriam webster Definition -Version; A form of something (such as a product) that is different in some way from other forms

I mean different versions like WhatsApp plus ,WhatsApp gold, WhatsApp ++ (plus plus), whatsapp plus unban, whatsapp pro.

I even have the project file(android studio) of whatsapp plus..meaning I can insert a malicious code and compile it for everybody.

a word is enough for the wise.

I started coding on android when you were still dreaming about your first android phone.. show some respect

Bros, these kiddo's never learn nothing except with experience.A wise man said, never try to teach a pig to sing. it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.this one is gone.
I'm out

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Phones › Re: Do-not-disturb SMS From MTN (at Last) by daveemuobo(m): 8:20pm On Jul 01, 2016

d33types:
I apologise bro..
I was too harsh there..and you're right too. you can actually unsubscribe and SUBSCRIBE to all services as well

People apologise in Nairaland shocked

?

The code works fine... cool

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Car Talk › Re: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by daveemuobo(m): 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2016

If you want the Tesla in Nigeria, lobby the government to pay huge money to tesla for them to setup market here.The Nissan leaf had much government support in some countries

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Car Talk › Re: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by daveemuobo(m): 5:53pm On Apr 10, 2016*

shocker007:
May i know what sense the word "Grounded" mean in the bolded comment?

Plus I see quite some uninformed people out there saying Solar isn't efficient but I've been using this for over a year.
"I hear Say" have affected large numbers of Nigerians.

okay letme explain. your tesla S for instance is approx $76,000 (using 320 to the dollar,its getting to N24.3 mills). the reason why this car which is damn expensive is bought even by the middle class is simply because it is cost effective.
You talk about solar charging and all that stuff but even here in the US, charging most Tesla's is free forever else many middle class folks wont even afford to incur extra bills on electricity just to travel intercity with the Tesla. (check the supercharger network).
even the braking system is not like your conventional brake disc ones.Nigerian roads arent good with cars even with brand new ones so tell me who will adjust your suspension system which they do regularly, when you change location. One small accident will put you offline till you are fixed,i do not mean a major accident.that car's priority is safety.

it is very very baffling to buy such a car and use for status symbols (which my people are fond off and is not only vain but foolish). I encourage us to quit this crappery. You cannot service the car in your locality, you cannot get free charging which is one of the purpose of spending that much, you cannot use lots of premium function such as the android app sync functions, autopilot, Use your car in Lagos traffic and you will be annoyed with the number of alerts you'll get. shuo?
Its not all about the power and charging bros, there are lots more about the Tesla you need to know.

if you go much want a hybrid, Get a Toyota Prius or some plug-in hybrid, not an all electric ..

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Car Talk › Re: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by daveemuobo(m): 8:05am On Apr 06, 2016

Oga's when dey argue tesla matter so..go America and use it then you will know that even Volvo with 5plugs are normal to Americans but to Nigerians is a nightmare.
Your tesla will be grounded in Nigeria.its not about the power and charging alone.I have hired one for 2months trust me.

Car Talk › Re: Help: Odometer/speedometer Not Working by daveemuobo(m): 3:01am On Feb 28, 2016

chukel:
Why do I have the feeling this is copy and paste from a foreign website

because you're not used to clear,detailed explanations coupled with grammar like tachometer and "Advance auto guys" which seem too much to comprehend..

undecided

OP,i think its most likely an electrical ish which shows up with heat (thermal expansion).good rewire you need there

Education › Re: 9 Phrases Smart People Never Use In Conversation by daveemuobo(m): 5:28pm On Nov 10, 2015

yuzedo:
Oh tenk tenk. am happy and eggzited. i feel fulfil and spesha today. God bles u bro.

chief sweetus...Nairaland misses you..Happy birthday and Live long

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Technology Market › Re: Alkaline Water Energy Cup At A Good Price by daveemuobo(m): 5:13pm On Nov 10, 2015

worldgee101:
Oga doctor, u really claimed to know better than thousands of pple across d globe using this product. Well, since we are probably distance apart, we would strongly advise u read up online about testimonies and patronage of users of dis product, beit cup, mug, flask, water dispenser etc. U will indeed be left to wonder how a product so rated low like dis in your myopic imagination will receive such good sales on esteemed platforms like amazon, ebay, etc.

Pls don't forget to continue shaking dat head until sense enters into it. Above all, thnks 4 helping us to refresh our thread.

give me links to verified websites and news agencies and not some bogus site... i am waiting

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Technology Market › Re: Alkaline Water Energy Cup At A Good Price by daveemuobo(m): 11:29am On Nov 02, 2015

worldgee:
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who writes this cra.p? please goto school i beg of you.

if you've attended secondary school, you'll know that most of these writings are nonsense. talkless of a medical doctor

you think if you simply add alkaline water to acid then you've neutralised it? you think the kidneys are for child's play?
nanometer activated water ?? do you even hear yourself?
Neutralizes the excrescent gastric acid, protect against gastritis huh

do you think its just gastric acid overproduction that causes gastric ulcers huh

Having functions of bacteriostasis and anti-microbico, this product can enhance human immunity huh

reaaaaalllllllllllllllyyyy

i shake my head for you and those that will lose their money to you//

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Business › Re: Bvn Registration Continues- Cbn, Nibss by daveemuobo(m): 10:52am On Nov 02, 2015

when accessbank debited my account from 15,000 to -35,000?? nonsense.. i told them via writing ,if they dont correct the anomaly i'll ditch the account..
Atleast i have proof that it was their error.

Sports › Re: Ayodele Ikuesan Wants To Run For Nigeria After Winning Medals For France by daveemuobo(m): 10:06am On Oct 23, 2015

IYADARA:
whweew.....so am actually 30 years today ...

How time flies....

Happy birthday to moi

At least ur likes will make me happy

ma'am, are you really 30? undecided

Romance › Re: HE Slept With A Female Lecturer To Get A In A 7unit Course In School, "Judge! by daveemuobo(m): 10:32am On Oct 14, 2015

Wow...you can lie o.

the max credit is 6. Except in postgraduate level which is obvious in your case isnt...

The highest is your project:6 units

Wait o. First class upper grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed Along Lekki/epe Express Road This Afternoon (pics) by daveemuobo(m): 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2015

Kini big deal¿
Pythons aren't venomous.they're harmless

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