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No need to read before I reply. U dey joke abi

ouzo1:
Nobody is invited o, every mallam with him kettle.

Only u, dis plenty food. So many gluttons dese days.

Nobody dey cook beans sef. I can't eat ur foods.

Nwadu:
The moderators pushing all these food threads to the fp should know that there are some people who do not have to eat ... We only have data at the moment

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No onga on Christmas day.

Edo people

Saturdays and Sundays I must eat good meals with one of my beautifuls ❤️ at the outing. God continue to make it possible.

Abeg Christmas too get high levels! There can never be another celebration as Christmas. The enjoyment and happiness no be here.

CoronaVirusRelo:
When you have money, women going nowhere!

Imagine Yul and Davido were poor men! May and Chioma would have dumped their ass!

If you like, impregnate 50, they ain’t going anywhere!

Quiet dose lips! D ones divorcing upandan dese days nko

OVB123:
As humans, we came to this world to trade and one day we shall go back to where we came from. RIP Sir, death is inevitable.

Nobody dey reason dis ur sermon; dese so-called rich men sef no dey live old sef; but why do dey preach to us to eat nice meals wen even d nice meals can't give long life,; abi dese rich men no dey eat nice meals?

Looking at the pics, you will think they will last together in marriage till death do them apart.


But how somebody wife go even dress like dis ashawo madam below....

Marriage counselor that made the mistake of marrying a man without sense. Life sha

rickpat:
bribery is a crime...so for anyone to accuse someone of a crime,you should have very strong evidence,if the evidence is not strong enough the case would be thrown out..and if you don't have any evidence at all,it becomes defamation of character,which you will be sued for.. .

Now, accusing someone of giving bribe to the police is a two way problem for the person making such allegation because accusing the police of taking bribe without evidence is a big case ..so if that case is taken up...your neighbor will have both the person he/she accused of giving bribe and the police which in this case is dragged Into the case as the receiving party of the bribe

I told this woman she is acting ignorantly

I need this Christmas gift @Op....it would be the 1st in a while.

Is It really A Crime To Publicly Accuse Someone Of Bribing A Police Man/woman, and can the accuser be arrested and sued by the accused?

Dese days people are even happy to be single, so bros notin concern u 4 d mata. Me sef I'm happy I'm single.

So basket mouth wey funny and still get money no fit keep him wife too.......obobs be like e hard to reach 200 level 4 dis marriage institution o. Make I no kuku bother buy dis utme form sef.


Anyways wonder why most naija gospel singers sing gospel songs as if it rhythm and blues.

obembet:
Vote sowore

Who be dis one?

MALIGNANTGuest:
That was the reason I said at least 10 years.
There is just a marginal difference in the thinking of a matured lady and a new born baby girl.

Assumptions

This man should mind his business. If he doesn't like it, he should leave it for someone like me that enjoy doing it. Something that is sweeter than honey. Do you know the paradisic feelings it gives to a woman? Well, what you don't know is bigger than you.

62 years to set up a local rice mill. Nigerians don't really know the level they should be by now

Bahamas95:
Fresh catfish banger soup and starch.....The soup should be served with that traditional clay plate (ēwērè)


When you eat that food even if you nor be witch you go confess.

No be lie! I remember wen I eat dis food as I visit my parents last month. Obobs e just be like make i no go my own abode again. B4 I bring out all d money wey dey my pocket, give am to my lovely mama, I no know. I was later asking Dem for transport money.

I praise myself; with the frequency at which little girls come around me, I don't ever make advances at Dem. I be really man with deep self control.

longetivity:
Ronaldo is still the GOAT

If I konk ur head eh....

I buy just 1 carton every month; not for my use sha....

.....and the rest is history. I know what I said

SeeItSayIt:
Only a corrupt mind will be defending Gov. Yahaya Bello of Kogi State & his team of rogues but the Ebiras I knew will definitely teach him some lessons after his term in office.

Vote Mrs. Natasha for Senate - Kogi Central & HE Peter Obi for Pregnancy

Not really. He is making clear the dos and donts of the antigraft agency. Abi you expect police to dey handle land matters?

Nigerians and complain....home and away!

It was late at night in Los Angeles, and artist Corie Mattie had indulged in a glass or two of wine when she heard something outside her home.
At first she thought her brother's Labrador retriever had got out, so she went to let him in.
It was not a chocolate lab.
"It was a [expletive] mountain lion," Ms Mattie said.
And not just any mountain lion - but the most famous mountain lion in Hollywood, and arguably the world.
His name is P-22 and the March encounter left an indelible mark, Ms Mattie said.
His green eyes glowed straight at her. She stared back. She took a quick video before hiding inside, and P-22 lingered until dawn, when he quietly made his exit over a lattice fence.
"He touched my soul. He could have destroyed me, and he didn't," she said. "It escalated quickly to my spirit animal. It went from zero to one hundred, really quick."
Ms Mattie was not the first Angeleno P-22 had bewitched, but residents can no longer look forward to magical encounters with the mysterious beast.

On Saturday, the hearts of P-22's fans were shattered when the California Department of Fish and Wildlife announced that, due to his old age and a host of serious heath issues, the legendary feline was humanely put to sleep. Officials called it "the most difficult, but compassionate choice."
He has had the city in his thrall since 2012, when he somehow managed to get across two deadly freeways and take up residence in Griffith Park, a 4,200-acre mountain in the heart of one of the world's biggest concrete jungles.
Since then, his charisma and curious choice of city habitat have made him a local folk hero. His plight - trapped in an urban island with no possibility of finding a mate - also made him the face of a movement to protect the threatened species.
Though he will no longer prowl through the heart of Los Angeles, his decade-long reign has cemented his status as a Hollywood star as bright as any on the big screen.

A star is born
Griffith Park is minuscule compared to a mountain lion's typical average range of 150 sq miles. Yet like many city-dwellers, P-22 was willing to sacrifice space for a prime location.
He was first discovered in February 2012, when Miguel Ordeñana, a biologist who had set up camera traps in the park, was checking overnight footage.
"All of a sudden this massive puma butt comes across my computer screen!" Mr Ordeñana recalled.
At first he could not believe it, but a subsequent photo confirmed that the park had an exciting new resident.
By August, P-22 got his first profile in the LA Times.
The big cat captured the imagination of famed nature photographer Steve Winter, who set up a camera trap beneath the Hollywood sign. He waited over a year before P-22 sauntered into the frame.
The photo got a spread in National Geographic, and a star was born.
"It gave people hope, because they're living in this big urban area, and they have this park they walk into that was actually wild with a California cougar," Mr Winter said. "He became a celebrity in the city of celebrities."
A decade of P-22 escapades ensued. He gave a repairman a fright in 2015 when he hid in a crawl space below a Los Feliz home. He was occasionally spotted on doorbell and park cameras, looking regal, even cute, as he feasted on a deer he'd just slaughtered. The city loved him so much that they forgave him when he (probably) killed a koala at the LA Zoo. Los Angeles has declared 22 October "P-22 Day".
But he also came to symbolise a much darker reality for California's mountain lions.
Local prey - coyotes, raccoons, and other small animals - are laced with the rat poison that has become ubiquitous around Los Angeles.

In 2014, camera traps spotted P-22 looking ill and officials hauled him in for treatment. A mugshot of P-22 looking grizzled and bemused quickly went viral, but the cause was no joke. He was found to be full of rat poison and consumed by mange - conditions that kill most mountain lions.
The specie's habitats have been choked off by California's freeways. Though as many as 6,000 mountain lions live in California, researchers believe the population in the Santa Monica Mountains, where P-22 was probably born, could die out in 50 years as the cats have resorted to inbreeding, weakening their genetic pool.
The great slashes of asphalt also make journeys to new homes potentially deadly. In September, a pregnant mountain lion was struck and killed when she tried to cross a Malibu highway, which bisects a key swathe of habitat. She and her four unborn cubs all had traces of rat poison in their systems.
Once, Mr Ordeñana captured a video of P-22 making plaintive mating calls. They would never be answered; the freeways and development surrounding Griffith Park guaranteed he was walled off from any potential females and would never reproduce.

The lion king's reign has ended
His presence among the humans who loved him brought about his downfall. At the advanced age of 12, he started spending more time acting erratically in the urban areas around the park. Recently, he killed a chihuahua, one of Los Angeles' less endangered but highly protected species. The final straw came after he attacked a resident walking their dog.
When officials cornered him in a backyard on 12 December, P-22 was underweight, full of mange and suffering from an eye injury that likely came from a vehicle collision, said the National Park Services' Jeff Sikich, a biologist who spent more time with P-22 than any other. It was revealed at a press conference the next day that he was unlikely to be released back into the wild.
On 17 December, wildlife officials announced that after a thorough health evaluation revealed kidney disease, a heart condition, and other serious ailments, veterinarians had recommended a humane euthanasia.
"I told him I was so sorry that we did not make the world a safer place for him," said Beth Pratt of the National Wildlife Federation, who was present for P-22's final moments.
As tragic as his end has been, his loyal fans say that his legacy as an LA icon is secure.
"He survived out here against all odds," said Ms Mattie, who was inspired to paint a large mural of P-22 and get involved in conservation campaigns. "A lot of people can relate to him. It's not easy, LA will chew you up and spit you out," she said - but he endured.

And some people still can't give out the new cloth they bought 2 months ago; some are talented, while some are gifted.