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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: C.ronaldo Is A Hypocrite A Petulant Nag And He's Deceptive. by daveP(m): 11:30pm On May 03, 2015
There's some truth in this

i recall a back-heel Benzema gave him. He scored and ran in the opposite direction of Karim, who was expecting Ronaldo to come hug him. Karim was shocked


another instance was James Rodidgues. He assisted and it was a superb one, James was expecting a two hand hi-5 as ronaldo ran to him, but guess what, he bypassed James and went to hug someone else. Twas hilarious. Though i'm a CR7 fan

i saw that 7-0 by barca, its also true of messi. Every Sua seems touched.


(turns and serves them some coffee)
Politics › Re: David Mark Laments Poor Power Supply In Nigeria Read Full Story Here: by daveP(m): 11:22pm On May 03, 2015
(as David Mark arrived his Makurdi home, he realizes after three days that his region has no light, he makes a call or two from his balcony, on the table is some hot gin for digestion and relief)

DM: Odion, are you saying youve been on gen since i was in abuja non stop

Od- sir yes sir (sheepish look)

DM: (calls press secretary) erm pls are you free, il send you something within the hour.... Yes.... Okay.... Okay.... Good... Later

The End


I just want what's best for my country


(turns and serves some coffee)
Sports › Re: Man Utd Propose Real Madrid SWAP Deal For David De Gea And Gareth Bale by daveP(m): 11:14pm On May 03, 2015
Timidolski:
u can get it from express.co.uk/football
put it directly@ d end of your 1st post so that it would hit frontpage


bale back@ epl? No way. Let him continue to shine@ Hala madriya
Politics › Re: Obafemi Awolowo Lying In State After His "Controversial" Death In 1987 by daveP(m): 11:00pm On May 03, 2015
Hmm

hmmm


what popc confidently told me about him.... Hmmm... Hmmm.


Behind the scene seems reserved for Judgement day-looking more like a fact!!!

(turns and serves thread viewers some coffee)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:39pm On May 03, 2015
lanicky:
Oh! I drank Carlo Rossi wine!! shocked


Room 6 uuuh!?! Emmm! Okay.
no wonder! Roberto carlos. Yeah
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 7:40pm On May 03, 2015
Stunner1:
huh you be chief of caves?

Choiii wickedness
chief? Atall, its not hard to find a suitable one now. You can start at mammoth cave...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:38pm On May 03, 2015
lanicky:
*flops him on the chest* hahahaha! Naughty guy.

Aww! I'm high on coffee already...my vision is kinda blurry. Did u add something to to my coffee? *staggers*

Aaah! I'm high on happiness. Where d fvck is Trypa?!
hmm

check the last drink you had before this coffee. My brand excites, and cant cause dizziness or blurdom, so to speak.

Check room 6 for her. grin and beware how you touch here(points)
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 7:35pm On May 03, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/color]
(turns to see who just clear throat) ahhhcheesy this coffee brand's getting customership grin oh, lemme get you something......


(turns and serves her some coffee)
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by daveP(m): 7:30pm On May 03, 2015
Such a kermital effort to trend. Kermit's leg!


(walks out)





(pauses and looks very well again)
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 1:14pm On May 03, 2015
Lala247:
tongue
(returns to meet and empty tray)
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 1:12pm On May 03, 2015
KingTom:
Floyd K.O's Khan, Khan is down Khan is down!! Oh Ali vs. Frasier I still dey watch that match everyday grin
the weather just tripped, Khan in going in for the last punch on my word, oh heavens

weather regains his feet and khan smirks-what was that for

re: he's mocking the TMT efforts in the last 2years. Oh no floyd counters with a left hook right to the chin of Khan. Khan redraws... And goes in again.....



(crowd roars as khan delivers two fisted punches to the chin and nose of floyd who goes down flat;Khan turns to the crowd and begins to weep, hands in d air)


grin grin


(50cents and DIDDY are seen exiting the arena, camera catches manny looking dazed from the stands) grin grin
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 1:06pm On May 03, 2015
Stunner1:
No matter how much khan prepares floyd will KO him in d 2nd round (na kingtom talk am oo)

If the tables turn na cave sure pass ooo grin
lol

incase you need locations of caves to pack into after september 28... Just whistle and il be happy to show you! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:03pm On May 03, 2015
lanicky:
Hehehe! It's a box of chocolate.....u likey? wink

Woa coffee again!!.....(sips) ummm! I love the taste. Thanks dave.
( looks at the packet of bounty chocolate and keeps silence, stares straight-faced at her and exhales. Walks out and shakes his head)
















(runs back and sweeps her off her feet, shapali drops her as she laughs) a dozen packs of bounty for me aloon? cheesy


(turns and serves her more coffee)
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 12:59pm On May 03, 2015
djeezy:
lol nah am not his bro. What's up?
the semblance is striking.

Im good.


(turns and serves him some coffee)
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 11:41am On May 03, 2015
Ralphlauren:
I agree bro! grin I will put my money on Khan over Manny grin

Nobody knows yet who his next opponent will be but Khan wants to fight him real bad and it's been wanting that for over a year now.

Khan can deliver fast punches. Very fast! For that reason, a KO with a bloodied nose for Floyd grin grin is very possible although Khan would need to work on his defences.

I think the hype is great for boxing. That's the only thing that is keeping the sport alive.

British boxing needs some "legal high" grin which is why a fight as big as one with mayweather will do it some major good.
yeah thats true

british boxing- when last did they have a powerhouse? Only that floyd seems to know the angles of the ring better than Khan. I hope to see something.

Besides the promoters just reignited boxing with this duel.
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 11:36am On May 03, 2015
Stunner1:
But u knw khan aint as tough as manny
Manny has the speed but may is very calculative
This wasn't may's best cos manny is equally a king in the ring
May will murder khan I can bet my life's earnings on it cheesy
lol, preparation can change momentum you know. Well lets see. Life's earnings? If the table turns, what will you do. shocked
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 11:32am On May 03, 2015
Lala247:
Lol
(watches to see)
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 11:27am On May 03, 2015
djeezy:
Happy Sunday Lala. Make sure you go to church.
See me in tha magazine

tell me tell me what dyu think o' me

ama celebrity, dont you know, dont you know........


(puases song) tell me you are'nt the younger bro of the guy that owns the hit song i just played-Praiz Adejo?
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 11:23am On May 03, 2015
Lala247:
Lol joker smiley
U sure u didnt put nothing in this coffee
oh, follow me

(she does)

see this.... (shows her a cctv feed on how the coffee is prepared from start to finish.) smiley that(points @ coffee) is one of the best have we in the country.

That you drank the whole lot is proof. Want more (she smiles)


(turns and serves a dozen cups of simmering coffee) That'l do!
Sports › Re: Team Nigeria Women Wins Gold At IAAF World Relay by daveP(m): 10:24am On May 03, 2015
I love athletics


was scheduled to sprint the 100 and 4*100 for my faculty and then i heard the competition was cancelled(frowns) i just ran my "PB" for nothing.

smiley nice one team Nigeria!!
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 10:19am On May 03, 2015
Lala247:
smiley niceee
seems hangover 's snatched me from service today(looks as she drinks the whole coffee)

smiley

(turns and serves her more coffee)
Romance › Re: List Of Males That Wil Never Win Mr Nairaland Even If They Compete Wth A Gorilla by daveP(m): 10:14am On May 03, 2015
Lala247:
Lol Op thank god uve graduated ....

At least ur becoming a man ..... Just dey create list for guys from now on .. Let d ladies have a break angry smiley

*sips tea*
hmm, the Op is..... (shrugs)


(turns and serves her some coffee)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:06am On May 03, 2015
lanicky:
Aww! U're a darling....thanks xoxo smiley

Lemme get u something too....*close ur eyes! Don't try to open it*

*brings out a wrapped gift* clears throat...."open ur eyes now!.....here u gooooooo! Guess what's inside!...guess guess! cheesy
lipsrsealed erm...... (looks@ shape of wrapped foil paper) i doubt i know what's under (walks her to the dinning) dont keep me waiting..


(turns and serves her some coffee)
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 10:03am On May 03, 2015
Stunner1:
Hahaha abeg oo I no sabi fyt oo na watch I dey watch

Bt I knw one or two wicked moves thanks to roman reigns
floyd gets the judges favor. Khan may be up next! HS
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m):
Ralphlauren:
I also wish Amir Khan got this slot.

I think with good training and preparation, he can pull a win against Mayweather.

Khan is very fast and good with his punches (when he's focused).

I never knew Khan avoided fights against Mayweather. I thought it was the other way round. undecided

@post

It's tricky. Pac might win this but my money is on mayweather.
luckily you kept your dough where it should be grin

Amir is up next!

Floyd says last match should be september-is Khan the opponent?

Floyd is wiser than tyson in terms of saving for age 58! Assets everywhere. But seriously the hype is killing boxing. Seems its slowly tilting towards bad times.

If Khan is the one, i want him to KO floyd, but mock Floyd with the same tactics of running round grin

cc:KingTom, CfcFan

Happy sunday

(turns and serves them some coffee as they enter)
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 9:50am On May 03, 2015
Olaone1:
[img]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxing/mayweather-vs-pacquiao/11573165/Mayweather-v-Pacquiao-which-celebrities-are-backing-who.html?frame=3286246[/img]
chai, weldone

you for repackage am and create a new thread. Nice one. Its still early and trending, try it!
Romance › Re: (U.S.E) United State Of Ekiti People In Dis Section by daveP(m): 10:54pm On May 02, 2015
(looks as they troop in gladly. Turns and serve them all some coffee)
Romance › Re: Why Do Less Attractive Girls Get Hit On More Than The Really Pretty Ones??? by daveP(m): 10:50pm On May 02, 2015
(Turns and serves her some coffee)

tis obvious, but not Always true. Call it in bred mentality.
Jokes Etc › Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by daveP(m): 10:39pm On May 02, 2015
(munches some friedplantain) this is hilario

(turns and serves some coffee)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:42pm On May 02, 2015
lanicky:
Thanks dave..*I really need this coffee* smiley

Em...em...I was unable to travel....I'm happy bout it though..cos I was busy making money throughout yesterday. *winks*

Where's ur better half?
she's fine. Would soon be around. Will prepare some lovely coffee for her, but meanwhile... Take


(turns and pours her some coffee)
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 3:38pm On May 02, 2015
Stunner1:
Hahaha abeg oo I no sabi fyt oo na watch I dey watch

Bt I knw one or two wicked moves thanks to roman reigns
lipsrsealed grin
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by daveP(m): 3:33pm On May 02, 2015
KingTom:
See me see my mumuness, I dey look Las Vegas time eh? Abeg na tomorrow I go find out, make I go sleep grin
lol

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