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immortalvoices:
Kingtom
ggrin
KelvinGraphics
Charijee
DaveP
Trypa
Chimerase2


and my queen lanicky

I'M BACK!!!!!!

(twine-ing music that play when one jackie chan-looking fellow wants to fight the badt guy @ the end of the movie hits the air as he bounces in)

Lagos expectancy level is high. Twas lower than now. Though his administration set a new landmark, it still didnt reach that expectancy. But at least we're glad he truly did change the game.

(blows flute used for Ibo Folklore in movies)

ROZZAYY:
Congrats o. Jes thinking all dat toolzzzz for d nigga. Hmmmmm

(pours fuel into gen and looks up at a voice he just heard) erm....

Nice project. There are just few governments that will show beautiful prototypes and execute it to a convincing level. As for Lag, i know its going to be taken serious. But.........

Who decor-underated that horse?

And why cant the groom buy a better outfit for the horse-director to match with?

Chai, FUlokoja dey try o!!


But is this scarcity the new voice of ASUU?

chisco82:
Na waooo, see naija youth, God will have mercy.
Abeg if u can't grab one just pm me i will help u.
That is if u really know say u can't afford it.

i wanted to say d word, but i lost it. Agbadaic fellow. Swerve well and clearwell. If u need help, a bicycle is there!


(wondering and pondering)

ivyy:
You don start

dont tell me you indirectly signalling me to stop it all? Howdy.

Sees dygeasy scratching 10naira mtn cards. Looks like a dozen. He flungs it aside and scratches that of 2h upwards. Crowd moves closer.)

3queens are here

MizMyColi:

DaveP, have you seen this thread?

Asumo12, Oya show!

*parks paw paw tree here*

Kachis, thanks for the invite.

Na only Glo 200 I need

(looks as she dismounts from trailer conveying her pawpaw tree. Trailer steams and gases as she climbs down with her big smayil) erm Give away?

(looks for nokia torchlight) was strong. Where is Ivyy o?

MizMyColi:
Walahi, dis babe....
You ungrateful sha

Peeps dey find even dat kind food for dream, you dey hia dey complain.
Nne, park well joor

Okay seriously now, no be overhype.

Your dedication and willingness to work, basically out of desire is worth emulating.

Matter of fact, una too mush jarey.
For reals.

(enters from behind, she turns) I wantu cut down your tree!! (young bear hug)

mencade5:
wetin u cook?

wetin "revive" you?

You be undertaker? Where, when and how, which area?

oga na you mustu resume cos that long break of silence..... You need to catch up. Welcome back to diced salmon republic.

MzNelly:
Shut up.

Stop rubbing it in.

like seriously? And you think thats my intention, that i needed to..... Lemm overlook this nelly. Happy sunday

NLjega:
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Our First Runner Up
A queen in her own rights
Pretty Damsel
Lovely and Amiable....

Is none other than Twaci with a total of 253 votes.

*A standing Ovations and big rounds of applauses for her*

She deserves!

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( burnaboy's tonight hits the airwaves as the runner up makes her way up the stage. Everyone pause in their tracks as she walks up stage with her trademark smile.)


Ohwu oh, ohwu oh oh, said tonight would be a night

ohwu oh, ohwu oh oh, you gotta be doing samtain wright....



King: she changed this game Gustavo, she did. Wonder what went wrong!

Gustavo: i wonder, this isnt a Manny-Mayweather fiesta, but im sure the right things were said at the right time. But the power was with the nairalanders. Ama never forget her so fast.

(as he speaks, he tag is placed on her and she is crowned with the runner-up diadem. A solitary applause, changes to more efforts and them spreads to the entire audience fills the whole area as she takes her bow. A bouquet of flowers from St Kitts and Nevis is handed to her)

( a beehive of supporters in colorful array rise across stage and surround the winner. It is the korean Tsi Ben ju Choreography/Dance crew, a lady with a sonorous voice sings repeatedly calling "Tohpahz" in between her song. Her crew make diffrent moves in circular alacrity, creating waves down spines as order is restored.)

NLjega:
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Winner, Miss Nairaland 2015 Edition is none other than...
The Intelligent, Pretty, Sound, and Amiable


































TOHPAHZ!!!!!!!!
Nurse Tohpahz!!!!!!!

With 285 votes

*a standing ovation for her please*
*rounds and rounds of applause for the new queen*


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(the stand up for the champion song vibrates through the entire hallway, obviously the rick rose looking bodyguards cant do much to stop fans from rushing to fill the stage. One angry fella wey don mean one of the guards gives him a punch and gets away, lost in the crowd. Undertaker's bell dings as the entire room becomes silent in reverence)

(one american black dude, a semblance of kevin hart, speaking gibberish tries to make himself heard with his discontent for the proceedings, a cat races across the red carpet and gives chase, a scream is heard behind stage as Nljega chuckles and puts in the new battery, rubs the head of cena's fan and announces continuation of proceedings. Floodlights go dim........)

NLjega:
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My Battery is Low....




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(whistles to a fellow or two who in turn whistle and keep whistling till a small boy rushes in with 3new batteries. He is a john cena fan judging from his vest)

NLjega:
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Garnering a total vote count of 60, we have diastema'd, sleeky, light skinned SubbieD!!!!! as Second RunnerUp!

*Clap! *Clap!!


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(trombonic efforts accompanied by the viola and the harp squeeze thru the airways as it releases suspense. A lady on the top floor screeams and faints. She falls from top floor in the process, but is caught before she lands. A paper with the words "Subbie Only" is seen in her hands as paramedics escort her out)

NLjega:
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*Wipes Face With Red Handkerchief*


*Applies Gentamacin Eye Drop*

Okay, Let's Continue.

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(entire hall becomes dead silence like a movie scene, making NLjega to chuckle from a lil discomfort)

NLjega:
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In Fourth Position; We have delectable, lovely facial framed Sandrahnaub, with a total of 37 Votes!!!
*Another Round of APpLaUsE Please*!
It isn't easy mehnn.
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(Freddy's Just like the sunshine plays across the entire walls of the building reverberating with a constant touch of warmth as Sandra walks majestically towards the podium. A crazy fan, obviously a guy rushes to attempt a flying fun, but is held in midair by one badoo looking rick rose bouncer. She collects her prize, gestures with a bow and turns to wave at the entire crowd)

Gustavo: obviously that smile is worth thousands of dollar, dont you think so King

King: (adjust headphones) i can never agree less. Just look at that!!

NLjega:
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Coming in at 5th Place with a total of 32 votes is Pretty Faced, Athletic MzLaurel!

*A Round Of APPLAUSE*!!!



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(camera click in per thousands as she walks up the stand amidst applause, standing ovations and crescedral music. She smiles as she bounces atop the stage, waving to her fans)

( as every angle of the auditorium settle down, a solitary figure in a fedora hat, fat-bellied and hungry for protest attempts to barge onto top floor but is RKOed by a tall sturdy fellow.)


Fellow: obviously, orubebes would be served thus! Erm wait he isnt one? (looks at figure again) oh my that FEDORA HAT seems to have given him away. Never knew he was one of the campaign supporters! Ambulance please!!!

(cameras flood in as security guard opens floodgates, floodlight switched on to full as Verdict announcer is escorted towards the frontstage with heavily-armed, tough-looking bodyguards, some desperados throw stones while others applaud)

(walks in with some papers and rushes to stage grabs mic)



Obviously we see commencement of the minds of voters in all ramifications. However these questions, rhetoric as it may seem, need deep thought. Why? Because its not based on today's outcome. Its based on as an aftermath between the Queen that Jennimma steps asides for, and the nairaland community.


-- Are you sociable enough?

--- Irrespective of where you'l be, will you live up to the expectation built around you by supporters and share your wealth of experience once or twice with intelligent topic(s) that garner followership of Intellects, all of you being one?

-- insults or "stepped on my toes", will you attempt at least to call aggrieved parties at swords-length to order, knowing the influence you hold and which should be an added value to what you already have?


--ideas that have not been heard? Bring them, share them and lets listen!

--Or you'll be away in Oklahoma, forgetting the game, the hype, the cash and the vibe and enter into dead silence calling it "busy"

-- be a chameleon?

-- show the shadow we were made to not see by an image across the wall?

-- traffic turnabout?

-- always grateful?

--not stupid or sentimental?

--we know all 5 have what it takes. Its the reason the polls (points towards bubbling crowd) is what it is. (calls Kingtom) how was it at the polls?

KT: obviously(pants) il say im sure this is what my mind tells me its gonna be.

(looks back @ camera) even if he doesnt have a satisfactory answer due to his excitement, this IS it!

Twaci
Mzlaurel
Tohpahz
SubbieD
Sandranaub



Gracias!!

Rem to drop votes of thanks. Its the 2nd vote you will ever drop personally asides the biodata and what have you!!

Rem, Can You?

like seriously?

(reclines from doorway, leaving tantrum throwers and catchers to start a new sport, however old)

(amidst the fanfare and downtroddeness, a solitary figure walks through the entrance and leans on a doorpost and beams; crosses the left leg over the right while stand as the deafening noise catapults a euphoria of mixed feelings. Lighthouse Family's Postcard from Heaven hits the airway)

Good but this should stop being a way to start a "new era" for SE.


I love puma cos they've really got back on their feet and are back to catching up with Nike. While Nike is good@ designs, Puma is good at body adaptations. Look@ Arsenal.

And three SE players to see if this new kit fits are Victor Moses, Osaze Odemwingie and erm Efe Ambrose. Non of the new kit looked new on Mikel.


Lets see if this would change things.

The 1st has a semblance to Chipolopolo Jersey


the 2nd looks like an improvement of our world cup jersey and

the 3rd looks different and i think better.

repogirl:
Ac doesn't kill babies, never heard of it. I have three and all three were spoilt rotten by AC. The last one sef is restless when there is no electricity.

Even if it were the AC, there should have been some form of sickness.

Did she sleep with the baby on same bed, hope she didn't smother the baby by mistake being a first time mother.

There are cases of babies dying in their sleep in bed, they call it cradle death or something like that, not sure now. There is no known cause yet, it could be becaus of positioning, maybe the baby wasn't getting enough air cos of its sleeping position.

Finally, lemme tell you the African way, I hope someone did not do something to the kid. You know as visitors and seeming well wishers come to greet the mother and child, not everyone has good intentions.

I never left my babies alone or unattended with any person without my mom watching and and made sure the kid is always fully clothed before they pinch here, rub something or insert something somewhere....I have heard stories.... Plus na prayer also o, I always commit them to God from infant even till now. I guard them jealously, because the heart of men is very wicked oooo!

african way!! Hmm.

It was a trend with the same outcome that's making me to feel it was the a.c 3/3 isnt a walk-over.

Good one though.