₦airaland Forum

dre11:
So you aren't sure if you were right self

Im 45percent sure for the 1st. For the 2nd im 200percent surer!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]What are we baking? ....don't mind my foolish thoughts dave[/color]

(wipes hand on apron, turns back to her then call everyone out to the main sitting room. Eminem's Not Afraid vibrates thru the entire house)


Now lemme use this chance to say a happy new May ty'all.

We've got wonderful brovs and sis here, relishing and making every moment worthwhile for each other, and the house as a whole. New members we get often, and i gatz commend y'all for the love and warmth.


But you all (emphasizes with two fingers stuck together) to know that we Must remain and even get better with what we do. Your Attitude says a lot also (walks round the settee).

So please, try bring your best to the table. Dont irk a brov or a sis. Be nice, be cool, be fun, be warm, be true or else, il give you some "attitude adjustment" (eminem's song still playing)

Now i think you can decipher/simply understand all ive said just now (sniffs) Pls endeavour to be your best this May.

*Change your "May" to "I Can"
(Lionel Richie's Let Go plays as he ends speech)

Happy I Can to y'all


Lanicky
Dre11
Charijee
JeffreyJamez
Cheripet
Trypa
LogoDwhiz
Adaobi12
Toniro
Nickymezor
Jigsawkillah
Jennimma
Immortalvoices
Kinglekan
KingTom
harlos
Starshyne
Kingphilip
ashonibarenla
and everyone out there still on leave, holiday, business trip as have you

(Runs to check already burnt cake)





Gracias

immortalvoices:
mmm I have not been around
And I have missed you so greatly

I fear I would soon be gone for a long time starting from next week

King knows I ain't happy he knows the reason

(opens kitchen door and comes out with coffee pot)

hNM brava!


(turns and pours him some coffee)

KingTom:
Ijebu stinginess is real!

ah tell you



(turns and pours him more coffee)

elantraceey:
alot of what he said is true, i only pointed out the ones i didn't agree with.

that's allowed actually (exhales)


(turns and pours her more coffee) howdy?

Hehehhehe! Im comment@ some laughing.

See leaders of tomorrow making a mo-keh-ree of what should be rightfully theirs.


The trending excuse here is "wisdom". This is politics for heaven's sake.


Physical+craft+thinking cap+spending cash+wisdom.

Undermine the physical aspect @ your own peril. Why cant he be on standby to a younger fellow appointed? Why?

Why cant....... (hesitates) lemme stop here...



(turns and pours her some coffee)

dre11:
Stop leaving spaces
Mention their names and let them come and answer your query

lol my suspectance dey high but i no wan do am for now, so to speak


(turns and pours him some coffee)

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]And who's disputing that? [/color]

you seem to stylishly dispute that (stirs the flour for baking) and erm (puts down the pot on the fire) il wana know why you thought there were two? ( a jason stratham look)

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Thought I was seeing things initially[/color]

hmmmm


(drops some mangoes in the fridge and tries to see how the fridge light switches of)

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Those two for only dre11?[/color]

no what happened to having friends

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Should be asking you who the second is ...*sips coffee*[/color]

oh, so that was a shadowed trap? Hmm.

(serves her diced apples)

HungerBAD:
First she called me some days ago to inform me she was in the US, I said welcome.

she called me 4 days ago to request for some designers bags and shoes, l said they are too expensive for me.

Today she called asking for $1000. This girl must either be (A) depending on some juju (B) must think I have liked her from our university days (C) think I am stupid.

Funny thing is that I am in no way attracted to her.

IF I give this girl ONE DOLLAR make I get HUNCHBACK.

;


cc:Kingtom

elantraceey:
@2 it could be that she usually don't have airtime or she's not really the calling type.

@4 it also could be that she just shy or its something she seldomly do, i hardly take pictures with guys except it's a celebration or something, whether i'm interested in you or not.

(turns and pours her more coffee)

Ive experienced 1/2 of these list. and she tries to plead when i react by staying silent/cutting off. Me eyes.......

(empties coffee kettle)

dre11:
You are speaking in codes and I can't decipher


Charijee how body
Cheriepet..... Where is she

oh nicky.mezor and far. ano.

No nairaland lady need this list than/like the Nollywood actresses out there.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Just one ....It means my ears and eyes are deceiving me ...how you dey jare?[/color]

ghenghen (drops knife cutting apples) who is the "second" so to ask?


(turns and pours her more coffee)

If this is true say "share" if this development smells like compensation

Oh, what a mo-keh-ree!!

(turns and pours her more coffee)

dre11:
Davep...... What's up?

dre baba, how your angle now, hope e dey increase sha? Me dey kampe. Where nicky and Fara

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Yeah I'm doing so fine dave...how you holding up with two damsels? [/color]

two? Jst one please o. Haba (gestures for her to "shush" glad to hear you dey kampe

Adufetohposh:
Mission accomplished

but during those 3weeks, i know not what happened. Num switched off, communicatn cut off. I need to ask what happened behind d scene.

KingTom:
D'banj and co have ridden that horse, she turned them down, she wants to be single!

she drew a limit, others watch her limit from the other side and miri cos she herself isnt up to the limit she set.

Dbanj sang many songs- the aftermath proves he's lying

fall in love.....

Adufetohposh:
My dear damola, u know I care about u a whole lot and I will be a bad friend if I overlook this... we need to do something about ur breath dear, it not pleasant.

nkem didnt attend lectures for 3weeks after i stylishly rearranged dis style.





but she came back stunning + a new self



i wonder how Pius would react if i tell him sha. 6weeks??

shumuel:
Please don't be an Orubebe Lol

(exhales)

bigblangston:
Hi dave!!! Never knew u re also into football too.I will definitely vote for d girl

in guys don show interest in sports, who will? Where is ronke o. Lovelyronke!!

lanicky:
Hmmm! what do u expect me to think!?!....u know u're guilty don't u?

my mention arent consistent like before. Yeah i know. I expected you to ask by coming to room 6

@shumuel: kindly explain. Still lost. I see nominees.

lanicky:
How do u mean?....u've bn ignoring my mentions na.

are you thinking what i never thought you would be thinking as regards this? (reclines back into couch) hmm. So thats why........ (exhales deeply)

9niceguy:
All of you are saying true, true as if is true. To acquire aforementioned, would the person get it anywhere for free? We have seen people on this NL even begging for money to survive, now you pay no attention to that.
Say another thing, pls.

street language for vocational skill is "Apprenticeship" even if na computer school. And we know the hell that alone can cause.


Phoning aunty Bidemi to tell her youre working under Olasco and sons (an electrician).


Bottomline- our country hasnt done just enough to instill skill acquisition as a lovely venture.


That word sef-freedom!

zuma4k:
Its not even that hot!

sarcastically speaking, there nothing hot about white.


And this was a bedroom wear during Richard Nixon's time.