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EddyBlingzz:
Where's yours?

(narrows eyes@him) you for wait. Weldone you just decide snatch this one after i don dey plan how e go be. Well(shrugs) seems its already set down. How far?

ROTFLMAO @ he acted Jesus!!!

dechandel:
This is the thread i have been waiting for

hmm!

That advice menix gave seems hilarious, true, yet practical.

Same for getting a puppy.

If reading isnt a problem, get John C. Maxwell's books and digest away.

This is where youl need Mizmycoli and erm.... Caracta!(gives them the mic)

unapologetic:
Bring ur Cousin na unless he's one of the people giving aviators bad names. Who is he! Where does he fly and what does he fly?

na true you talk. I wont bring him. Seems its an emergency landing that occured afterall. Up Gunners.

unapologetic:
Dude don't say what you don't know. You can't start an engine without doing a pre-start and after start checks.

hmm. Need i bring in my own cousin into this? I need not. I need not. Its okay. Hmm

Im sure checks werent done. Just this rush kindoff mentality that ruins things

Eli Rips the renowned mathematician would subject all these to the rule of probability and i wonder if he picks just 2.......

Missing tribe of Dan!!!

This is amusing.

A definition of beauty and brains!! Me likey.

Ayus34:
the problem was caused by FG,NNPC and PHCN.....and fashola 've to plead to settle the case out of court,NNPC received an injunction to stop the construction of the road for over 3yrs,and phcn for along time refused to relocate their high tension just to frustrate the LAGOS STATE GOVT ...we 've an apartment around the area reason I'm giving u the insider information devoid of political sentiment!

i quite agree with you. Pipelines passs alot thru the entire ipaja region. Even mosan.

I heard rumors when i was in pry school that my proprietress siphoned from a pipe she met when digging a well for boarding students. She became wealthy from the oil and not our tuition fees.

I dont like the roads. Gowon estate was built well(their drainage system is still one of the oldest and kudos to the contractor involved. At least it took 30yrs+ b4 some began to give way)

i think the FG should replicate the pattern of Gowon Estate cos the issue for delay is just these pipelines passing thru. That way they can still access whatever they want to access. PHCN were just used to fufill bad plans. All these wahala cos of pipelines!!!

Ewuro4:
Fried lies

OP, take a twenty first century two and half toddler to a movie theatre and try to lie her age at the counter to get a free pass and see if she won't disgrace you.

Your Aunt's day of reckoning is fast approaching, let her take them out and try that nonsense, these kids eye tear pass something else.

lmao!

The one told about an uncle and on getting there, its otherwise. The kid then repeats the "Lies" in the presence of mother and uncle. Mother would be like....

mother: (winking and using sign language for kid to shut the hell up)

kid: but mummy why are you doing like that?(demostrates)...


Fastforward to when they arrive back home.....

(mother canes her pikin and the whole world knows.)

mothers take the lies about morals, wrong or right, action,

fathers on the other hand are common with the "I was the 1st in my class way back then" type of lie.

Its not good @long run

seen a case when d kids were grown, they lost respect to a certain degree cos theyve realized the "fried lies" they were made to believe.

That mirror own seems everywhere sha!

If this is true...


She how he held riri compared to how he held Bey in that pix.

The blame game is having less influence on the masses actually. Politicians need to really upgrade or theyll be outdated. The biggest LGa is lag and my area also. That axis is very chaotic for road users. Dont know about the FG part. Na BRF's own area be Ipaja now. Hmm.

KingTom:

not what youre thinking.

Lol bro! I was just inquisitive.... never get to see that rifle except in movies! k bro we cool, I'll keep mum

erm why now? When did this happen. Chai! So u don deac be that?

Hmmm, its been long sha. And its must always worth it. That's my mentality.(that moment 3 to 4 of them walk in thru the restaurant, i go look for fire-exit sharp ) i think i need prepare another. Meeting the real person is actually.... (what's the word)



(raises hands in the air like zeddicus zul, wind begins to blow as he whispers; tempo increases and he shouts) KingTom!!!!

There is something really really wrong with team "dont judge, so you wont be judged"

it irks me what the definition of "judge" actually is.

"to form an opinion about (something or someone) after careful thought."

now the bolded is key here and if applied, Korede isnt supposed to be on that pulpit-simple


compare nathaniel bassey on that same pulpit.... Oh difference is clear now ba?

Gospel musician probably needs a new definition as well. "God" is a term used millions of times amongst secular artistes all over the world in the last 50decades. Doesnt make the hundreds of thousands of them to be tagged "gospel artiste"

hmmmm (wondering and pondering)

how do you know iya risi's moinmoin is better than iya friday's-careful thought!!! That why we have a "CPU" in our skull.

Show us one such pix of the jagaban and sen Remi. It is then youl understand what is called love

And some parents would sit like they know how to interview and scrutinize maids/househelps. Dumb and risky!! This maid issue wont die down. Seems some never learn yet.

Network failure. On judgement day network will be a "witness" against almost all the ladies.

All you need is to study a cat



a cat's tail is always in the air when climbing down any stairs and straight or low when moving up. That's all!!

Hbd djeezy!

Obj chai. The only presidential pair still moving together. They've beaten almost 76governors in 16years to still be friends!!

Click "like" if you think Gbaja fits it based on merit.

click "share" if Jibrin actually seems a better choice.

Cheriepet:
muahhhhhhh, missed u... how have u being?

trypa's been asking after you. She dont vex small sef. Mo miss e gaan. Kilode now. Shey ise ni? Mowapa!

Cheriepet:
so how is Gustavo n d kitchen?

as you can see, tempem entered and i dunno, he cooked a meal. The cctv came showed how the lock fell.phew! Gustavo isnt around currently. But he's cool.

Nickymezor is back!! So is lorlaahlozz!!

Lanicky, you brought 6. Yes 6 here. Dont forget to do the needful.


Huh who entered the kitchen, and how? Temple or who....

immortalvoices:
Lolz.... This is all good kingto thanks for defending me boss

U are indeed a brother and a friend...

Charije....hmmmm I am kingtom protégé and I simply "HEAR VOICES".... But trust me I admires Laniky she doesn't have to respond though...she has a determined and good heart (seeing the friends she gathers here I am awed)you ar very important here

Cherepet....lmao it's all good there is still more story to tell soonest but I must confess you presence here means fun

Can somebody ask me why I indeed hear voices ....?

Good evening you all *put a call across to dave*

haha! Sorry. That lady must have said "the num you dialled is switched off" i dey already.