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Celebrities › Re: Ha! Bride Flees From Her Wedding Venue, Hides At Lekki Shopping Mall [photos] by daveP(m): 11:28pm On Apr 04, 2015
The side effects of spending hours watching Telemundo!!


This is serious!
Romance › Re: 5 Likely Places Where Your Beauty Won't Save You by daveP(m): 9:25pm On Apr 04, 2015
Phikom:
Walks back into thread...waits patiently til d gas diffuse into the atmosphere..gathers logs of wood....place weed on them...set d weed wood ablaze...waits outta thread laffing wickedly...
(chuckles in a "as ah mata of fact" manner, presses blue button. Floor where weed is roasting gives way and descends atop a lever to a water tank below. Floor closes back. Whistles like mr bean when he's just won hands down) grin
Romance › Re: 5 Likely Places Where Your Beauty Won't Save You by daveP(m): 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
Phikom:
Walks back into thread...pufffs hefty flow of weed..walks outta thread...
(presses 3buttons, ice gas fills the entire thread sending chilly feel down spines)
Romance › Re: 5 Likely Places Where Your Beauty Won't Save You by daveP(m): 9:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
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Romance › Re: Mr & Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 Suggestions and Complaints Thread by daveP(m): 8:36pm On Apr 04, 2015
dechandel:
Keep having potential candidate(s).. No move your own ministry o tongue
i have several ministries. Some about to be kickstarted. Be specific about the "ministry" you want me to erm move! tongue
Romance › Re: 5 Likely Places Where Your Beauty Won't Save You by daveP(m): 8:23pm On Apr 04, 2015
Phikom:
Walks into thread...ignite weed...puffs d weed and walks out thread...
(directs standing fan towards where he puffed) better!
Romance › Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by daveP(m): 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2015
EggovinMma:
Best to say the truth.Can work magic!
yeah, and both will have nothing to lose either.
Romance › Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Apr 04, 2015
EggovinMma:
Even if you say the truth, some still feels insecure!
but consider the "in the long run" advantage..
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:15pm On Apr 04, 2015
Cheriepet:
My Davey *hugs* longest time

I am sorry for leaving for a long time.... how is Trypa n my niece/nephew?
howdy (hugs back warmly) and you went for long, came back looking radiant! Hmm smiley i can live with that. She's good.
Romance › Re: 5 Likely Places Where Your Beauty Won't Save You by daveP(m): 8:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
elantraceey:
@2 Not in all cases , a guy can easily allow you stay in his front if you're beautiful (gentleman/woman wrapper things)
experience ba?

Well ive allowed that some time ago.


@jennimma
add 1)prison 2)ketu/ojota market
Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: APC Leaders Push For Saraki by daveP(m): 8:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
Click "Like" if you think he fits so well.

And share if you think there is a better candidate.
Romance › Re: Mr & Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 Suggestions and Complaints Thread by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
(walks in, hands in pocket) hmmm, interesting. Potential candidate viewing the thread as well. Never can tell, never can!! smiley
(exhales)


Dygeasy-nice one.

(frowns@ dechandel) you again?? grin
Romance › Re: 11 Things That Irrationally Annoy Your Boyfriend by daveP(m): 10:08pm On Apr 03, 2015
1, 2, and 3 so on my nerves. Nice topic.
Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by daveP(m): 7:53pm On Apr 03, 2015
AmberQueen:
I chose it bcs it must mean smthn to u for u to make mention of it.
Wer am @ is bubbly & al good.
grin grin grin got a point tho. Nice
Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by daveP(m): 7:21pm On Apr 03, 2015
AmberQueen:
Ermmm! Pollywood it will be. By d way,which one is pollywoodhuh

Happy New Month!
dont mind me. You didnt know it yet you chose it! Same. Howz the angle where you @?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:17pm On Apr 03, 2015
dre11:
Why are you using your handkerchief to block your breath
wickid grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2015
lanicky:
U don't believe me right?....i'm serious.

Emm...bout the nun thingy...em...I was only joking.

Who's Dee?....oh! Okay.
thats why i tagged along.
Romance › Re: Scarcity Of Topics In Romance Section: What To Do. by daveP(m): 7:06pm On Apr 03, 2015
Just more time. Hmm

The "sickness" started way back in January(checks jotter) yeah Jan 15th precisely. embarassed

(looks at dusty studio room)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:40pm On Apr 03, 2015
Princesschi:
I've been dancing my appreciation dance since na. grin and I'm still dancing. Ijo ope mi.
make sure you "handle with care"

besides where is that your guitar you posed with?
Sports › Re: Michael Olowokandi Celebrates 40th Birthday Today! by daveP(m): 3:37pm On Apr 03, 2015
I rem this guy. Hbd
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:32pm On Apr 03, 2015
KingTom:
It's puffs I meant grin
puffs!? (narrow eyes) okay me believe you
Forum Games › Re: Scrambled Words by daveP(m): 3:29pm On Apr 03, 2015
Jst an idea


why do we drop the letter it starts with and watch more competitiveness? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:51pm On Apr 03, 2015
immortalvoices:
De-whaaaaaat don't you dare touch that "grin" button

grin is....well just been ggrin
Dave....want you to remain holy (his motive tho)
Kintom....hmmm he is my boss we wud discuss dat when we resume classes for "school of hardknock"

And m......if you de-activate I will do so too because

Without you there is no me
Your are my pearl
The finest among ornament
Our friendship is permanent

You positive aura spread like dew
I am always touched by you
You bring hope to me
Chimeras and co please flee

Lanic you look so stunning
No wonder grin became green
My heart skips and my eyes keep turning
You profile picx was the reason for this trick

So please don't dare de-activate
Because you are here to articulate
leave them mother fvckers to remain in the past
Because your knowledge seems so vast

So prince will you de-activate?!?
You know I will never tolerate!
hmm! You dey believe her. I no call her nun o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:46pm On Apr 03, 2015
KingTom:
Baba you have learned the of the power of nyash. You have finally graduated grin
( watches from afar as he ushers him in) see welcoming!! Legendary in kind!

grin grin



KingTom:
It's true o! shocked
no be wetin you dey think. Hmm it is "pills" i meant.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2015
lanicky:
Woaaaaaaaaa! Where av u been.

Well...so many peeps thinks I'm not upto 20
Like seriously i counted them, dem no reach twenty(in num)
cos of my baby face
ironic! (chuckles) ask tejubabyface for advice on how.

dats why I uploaded a new pics tday
hmm(smooches beard) relieves hbp!


but ggrin called me a sister nd daveP called me a nun while KingTom keeps making fun of me
(in steve harvey accent) can you defend yourself, or ama sue you right now?


I've decided to deactivate my account. :-
(still in steve harvey accent)we're gonna miss you and the records left behind. That's if YOU really choose to deactivate. Which i doubt.


Now april 1st is past, why dont we head to dee's bday thread and have a blast?



grin grin
Politics › Re: Governor Mimiko Stops Salaries Of His Deputy’s Aides by daveP(m): 2:21pm On Apr 03, 2015
Ondo state Governor- From hero to zero


Ekiti state governor-From Zero to hero!

What a change of destiny
Romance › Re: Getting Married Next Month And Nothing Interest Me About My Hubby To Be! by daveP(m): 2:15pm On Apr 03, 2015
Hmm im picturing a runaway bride going down the steps of the church in tears and the guy looking shocked to the marrow, someone in the front row goes down in heart attack.....


You've never discussed even with a confidant(an elderly, friends)- thats the very big deal about issues like this. Wonder why! Keeping mute till the devil says "yay"

do something so you wont be added to the statistics of divorce in our time. LHM
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:50pm On Apr 03, 2015
Princesschi:
Dancing shoki
I have a new phone now, somebody shaut a loud halleluyah...
Hi everyone, hope ur day was beauriful
(dances with her) ijo ope re da o? Ijo ope mi....(stops as he sights cheriepet) grin
Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by daveP(m): 1:47pm On Apr 03, 2015
AmberQueen:
cheesycheesy

Let's see how it goes.

Meanwhile, Dave P-Actor
hmm actor? (smooches bead) finally not the village headmaster i was given yesterday.

Which "wood" would i be acting under? Holly, Bolly, Polly? smiley HNM

and modify and make your own list too. Not only me must be there now!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:41pm On Apr 03, 2015
lanicky:
Hmmm! I'm seeing things others do not see
grin angry shocked embarassed cry

*singing* I'm higgggghhhhhhhhh.......highhhhhhhhhhh.....higggggggghhhhhhh...awww! I sayyyytyt hiiuuggggggh....*shaking bum*....I'm seriously hiiiiiuughhhhh on ijebu garri.....ggrin CUM let's dance together.



Come nd dance with me.

*singing*
Nene nene....people dey run run

Nene...nene don baba de....
hmm(to kingtom) has she taken the p**** this morning. Seems its the reason why she's scattering the delectable dinning decors
Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by daveP(m): 11:05am On Apr 03, 2015
KingTom:
grin grin grin
i need sledge hammer, will come very handy. Very soon your grin will turn to cheesy after the work has been done

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