₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,992 members, 8,514,865 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 02:27 PM

Toggle theme

DaveP's Posts

Nairaland Forum › DaveP's Profile › DaveP's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 676 677 678 679 680 681 682 683 684 (of 845 pages)

Romance › Re: Who Do You Love Most On Nairaland by daveP(m): 3:23pm On Nov 02, 2014
missberrypop5:
hahahahahahahaha. That is nice. Laykhorn come oooo grin.
i love davep because i love him.


i love everyone because i'm already an oliver twist
(whispers) I love you toosmiley kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:18pm On Nov 02, 2014
kingphilip:
caseless has been brotherzoned oooo
dre1, Davp, cherepet, charije n others take note
(jots down)
Romance › Re: Who Do You Love Most On Nairaland by daveP(m): 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2014
tosyne2much:
Runs after her at Hussain Bolt pace=» grabs her=» takes her to my parents=» presents myself to her own parents=» buys cola nut, tubers of yam, etc=» Fix wedding date=» gives out wedding invitation=» walks into the church for the holy matrimony wedding service =» takes her to my house=» she starts making babies after 9months tongue
i love doing this kinda

(pauses time, reverses structures, processes and people's position back to a year ago. Replays time......the result of reversal)


farano- she is on her bed with her laptop, about to click the ban button, a plate of shortcake biscuits besides her wink


toysne2much: he is viewing this thread he can only see my post- effect of time travel!!!


KingTom: infected with a new laughter stock! grin grin

(rubs and dusts hands, signifying a job weldone)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:54pm On Nov 02, 2014
(hides induction gown)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
Happy new month to everyone. Gat a big family here. Love you all.

Cheriepet
dre11
seunfavor
kingphilip
jeffreyjamez
Charijee (winks on seeing the bump)
xtarxhyne
sexysapphire
chibwike
toniro
harlos
jigsawkillah
noble4d
naijaboiy


and most especially Prettyspicey and Lanicky smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Which Korean Movie Has The Best Sound Track? by daveP(m): 2:45pm On Nov 02, 2014
cirmuell:
it's the best bro smiley
u don talk am. Those romance series have emotional theme. Who wan dey cry. Korean action film-ehen.


smiley


wait who jst said boys above flowers?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:40pm On Nov 02, 2014
seunfavor:
Young woman, ll u come down 4rm dat transformer? *forms strong face* dat place isnt safe 4 u, guess u knw dat?
smiley
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Joins Politics Under PDP, Releases Stunning Campaign Poster by daveP(m): 12:44am On Nov 02, 2014
Nice and andy-hmm
kate and desmond- 70percent chance grabbing it

muma Gee, i hold the weight, shape remains d same or more?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Smoking Cigarettes A Sin? by daveP(m): 12:37am On Nov 02, 2014
IfyAwazie:
D bible says, Our body is d temple of God. So watever we do or take dat can harm d body is a sin including smoking.
true
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Meet Christian Sisters In Church For Marriage by daveP(m): 12:35am On Nov 02, 2014
Hmm


sis angela in d choir raises up her hands while on a high vocal chord during praise an worship.... Bro Gurundy in the congregation gets the hint nd after the praise is over, they both go out coincidently.


Elder francis(one old man that his head shakes when he walks) have been watching them for months. He caught them in the toilet in the act!!

Signal-vocal chord and raised hand

n:b- always watch out for such signs.


@Lalastic: some church have bad singles groups! But its lovely when u meet a very good well-mannered, partner thru d singles group.


Even ashi dey write: i need a God-fearing on social network.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Korean Movie Has The Best Sound Track? by daveP(m): 12:00am On Nov 02, 2014
A man called god


micheal that guy can act. Ive observed that any movie he acts in ALWAYS have confirm soundtrack/theme song, so based on that il add KIMCHI KITCHEN AKA MAFIA!!!

Who wants a man called god's?
2mins audio smiley
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme (pawpaw) Goes Golfing (photos) by daveP(m): 11:46pm On Nov 01, 2014
( lwkm oh!!) see d swag he's using to hold the club and view the 'golfball in flight'


berem: for hin mind now, he be tiger woods- grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


my own is....[size=16pt]How far would his ball fly?[/size]


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Vote The Hottest Jennimma For Miss Nairaland by daveP(m): 11:18am On Nov 01, 2014
Okay now....

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 11:14am On Nov 01, 2014
shockedshocked

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 10:19am On Nov 01, 2014
AbuMikey:
Alhaji DaveP, please stand Up.

Elderly Men don't Prostrate for Young Men nau shocked
alhaji!! No be all of dem dey wear agbada now. Lol okay o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:56am On Nov 01, 2014
Missmossy:
Am confused o

Shed more light biko
i need u by my side to see a contest thru cheesy il live up to wateva u want
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 9:48am On Nov 01, 2014
(struggles through crowd on Hill-land street-the street venue for campaign. The throng is tight. The podium is the target. One guy steals his campaign hat-The Undertaker's type as he struggles through. He gets to the podium and starts talking)



[size=32pt]I HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU ALL THAT THE CONTEST IS GOINA BE KEENLY CONTESTED AND.....[/size]

(crowd murmurs, interrupting flow of speech)


[size=32pt]And I HAVE COME TO TELL Y'ALL TO VOTE WISELY FOR THE TEAMS I SEE WITH POTENTIALS TO WEAR THE COVETED CROWN. I WISH I COULD GIVE A BRIEF HISTORY ABOUT THE CROWN BUT....[/size]


(crowd hubbub starts, two factions chant in glorified unison, to the shock of everyone on the podium. Guards have nothing to do now-they look on like robots)



crowd: [size=32pt]TEAM JENNIMMA!!![/size]

another crowd: [size=32pt]TEAM AMAZING[/size]


(a brazillian band rolls out drum in rhythmical fashion as the crowd chant back and forth, baritone and soprano, like and unlike)


crowd: Team Jennimma!!

Crowd: Team Amazing

Team Jennimma!!

TeamAmazing!!


me: (to Gustavo) Im feeling this crowd! The drummers are making this interesting

Gustavo: i hired them from Sao Paolo. They helped M.Jackson in one of his songs years back


me: seems i dont need this typed speech any longr. (rolls 3page speech into a ball and kicks it into the crowd) The voice of the people!!! grin weldone amigos

shockedshockedshocked


Vote Team Jennimma


vote Team AmazingGrace!!

To be continued
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 9:10am On Nov 01, 2014
Im good. How is everything? Heat of d contest everywhere. Weldone job.
teeo:
Good morning my brother
Celebrities › Re: Vote The Hottest Jennimma For Miss Nairaland by daveP(m): 9:04am On Nov 01, 2014
samisparkle24:
You didnt even upload her pix,so i can check her out
i can assure you. You will cheesy and shakes hands to support and vote. Make me grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 9:00am On Nov 01, 2014
AbuMikey:
angry
i pay homage from lowest to highest (adjust agbada) so thats why..... (adjusts agbada again and prostrates full length with white agbada) i greet you Elder AbuMIkey!! grin (still on d floor awaiting call to stand up)
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 7:29am On Nov 01, 2014
Good morning judges!

Teeo
Dygeasy
MizmyColi
... Etc


#Salute smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 7:23am On Nov 01, 2014
[size=32pt]TeamAmazingGrace


and.......


JENNIMMA4DCROWN[/size]
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 7:13am On Nov 01, 2014
Happy New month to all fans and followers of this class 5 Contest.

This is it and the vibe is truly roaring.






We have frequency and tendencies.....


I know a team(jots a thing) and another team(or two) that have both.

Vote JENNY4DCROWN

and TeamAMazingGrace!!


smiley Im Around
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 10:36pm On Oct 31, 2014
Missmossy:
Hmmm what contract documents?

No scatter my head o
grin grin il be xpecting you.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:53pm On Oct 31, 2014
Missmossy:
You too sef!

Mo binu oo
(opens briefcase with codes that make sounds at the press of every button) see these contract documents(she scans thru and eyes him)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2014
Missmossy:
Nothing naa

You just decided to stop caring about me like you use to.
ma binu(sniffs)
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 11:08am On Oct 31, 2014
MrDoGood:
GRACE Y CHIKU CHIKU?

NA 2009 CHINA PHONE U STILL DEY USE?
china phone? Film camera!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 10:45am On Oct 31, 2014
And he said unto the king "withdraw your hand" and he did.






Strategem and tact: be warned!!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 12:06am On Oct 31, 2014
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 11:04pm On Oct 30, 2014
marieolae:
She's got the beauty, She's got the class

[size=25pt] Your one and only miss Jennimma[/size]

Her character contributes to her beauty! A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and intergrity! Yes she's got it ALL!!!

Vote for our MissJennyfromTheBlock!

LET'S MAKE HISTORY

We are the underground Dogs, We SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!

[size=70pt] JENNY4DCROWN!!!![/size]

Hadizy
Dechandel
Naijaboiy
Kelvingraphics
Valmunich
Deefuray
3coins

We can't loose!
(Gustavo taps him and he changes angle to start snapping. This time he uses a direct-printing camera. Photographs form a carpet around the room) chiku.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 10:59pm On Oct 30, 2014
Abduletudaye:
You this latest unilorin graduate and soon to be otondo.. I will report you to Seun oooo
ok!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by daveP(m): 10:43pm On Oct 30, 2014
Tymax:
[size=14pt][color=#000090]Okay, let's start this[/color][/size]
[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/2opt6lqyclnya8iput46ekm228bhb42b1280502[/img]
(holds up camera and snaps) chiku chiku chiku!!!(looks and continues snapping) chiku chiku...

(removes film and replaces it. Continues snapping)...... cool

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 676 677 678 679 680 681 682 683 684 (of 845 pages)