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Long John Silver: i looked for something different and all i saw was a bunch of old rusty gold coins.

Trypa:
Its ok bby God is in control

yeah. I love that

JeffreyJamez:
davp?...thief my wife?..hin wan die?.....dont get me wrong o...i love my CJ and i know my CJ loves me back...its just that,theres so much i can take!!..and sometimes i just have to let it out.

hmmm! Hmmm!


Lanicky welcome o. (sees her in room 6) o ti su mi di eh. Il sleep elsewhere!

Cheriepet:
*hugs him* how are u dear? what is making u tired?

i need sleep(falls like a mango tree, she screams)

SexySapphire:
I'm doing amazingly well. Av a lovely evening

u wanna leave jst like that? Issokay

Cheriepet:
U want me to punch ur face b4 u see me?

lol.... how u dey?

im tired. I hope ul understand. (drags feet) pls dont punch me, i might faint down.

Lolitua:
Jez wanna pull ya legs

hmm. R u sure it was jst that. Tell me you werent ready for a fight if i reacted otherwise and il believe you were truly pranking me!

SexySapphire:
Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Didn't knw u're already in the house. How ar u doing?

Trypa darling, hw is it goin wit ur health? I hope u're much berra now.

im good, how are you too?

Lolitua:
U suppose join d list cause ut write ups aren't clear@all,,,
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If u like vex,,

vex? Confused cos i havent gotten what u meant. My write-ups? Pls do explain

its all bout correcting an agbero on pronunciation, and he reacts.

Doc: how long have you been taken it?


Ochuko: as in....


Doc: you know im busy now(to nurse) er next.


Ochuko: but doctor i take it for just head head headache(stutters) me(gbagaun) and my chidren(gbost) take it whenever we have discomfort( face looks like he wants to weep as doc uses stethoscope to examine mr Ochuko's child on the bed. He has high fever)

doc: im afraid....

Ochuko: but doc(shedding tears. I learnt osuofia calls it 'shading' ) its just paracetemol(gbagaun)


doc: you might have ingested 3tonnes of that drug in 6yrs mr...

Ochuko: mr Ochuko! (still 'shading') chai! Why why.


(to be continued)

CFCfan:
When she's done with football, she can go into modeling.

(breathes sigh of relief)finall we've seen 1 that can be tagged 'a lady'


modelling-sure fits her

Sexysapphire: be doing like we are boxers at war o. Good you are around.

Trypa:
Hmmm my country pple how una dey am kinda release cus I knw I have pple who care for davep my sis said u call dnt worry soon by his grace befre next week u will hear frm mi

(wipes wet hands, still with sullen mood. Reads msg and smiles)

Make we see backstage abeg. Debriefing-mode activated

Jbluv55:
Brother mi . How far?

I dey try update myself on a few candidates I might be interested in .

dre11:
So ure a fan of wrestling



Sweat.. ...
I know u were coming from Somebori room ur secret is now in the open

(gives him a second time. This time, nurses trolleys him into awaiting ambulance) i no dey mood joor

JeffreyJamez:
she no want robot na you she want

ive served her. (sullen countenance as he pours him a drink)

charijee:
Robot to serve me?.......Cheriepet where are you?

why call her. Enjoy

charijee:
Just because I'm too tired to enter the kitchen you'll not gimme food right?.....ok........*tears dropping*

i knw ul come to ask me why. Il be xpecting. Here

dre11:
But I heard that he had left the kitchen for those ladies

Expecially when we became many


That's why sexysapphire, trypa and princesschi did took over

(gives him cm punk's Go to sleep. The noisy room becomes silent) did took over indeed! (fickles sweat dot on forehead)

JeffreyJamez:
oh really?!!...ok...davP over to you.....come and "unstarve" her

(advices robot briareous to serve her)

charijee:
I'm sure of daveP not starving me

hmmmm, oya dide nibeyen.

Jbluv55!

charijee:
daveP please come o......hunger wan kill pregnant woman

nt today mr biggs isnt far. Nt in d mood for culinarials

JeffreyJamez:
oh so its davp that will cook for you now ba...ok

DaeP come and cook for pregnant woman o

i wonder o, help me tell her

(looks@ refusal list. Its still 17refusals since 35hrs ago) hmmm


(preps for his team) something tells me 8 will join the very last day and we may have 21candidates!


Derailers pack one side now. Is it until they lock thread

(yes o, hibbleton inspiration!)


(sits at keyboard, smiles@ celebrant in glittering gown)

I called a name, by spying at a book.

I forgot the title, as i sat beside a brook

and then i remembered,

as i stood and strolled farther, aMod was born today......

The title and the name were the same!! (stands from piano as imaginary audience awaits more soaking tension, beats kick off)


newer! Newer! Newer are you today(grinds away at acoustic)


newer newer, newer, its cool and thats okay.

Help me cheer, clear the air, Farano is new today


(crazy band repeat chorus)


(performance is about ending)
help me cheer, clear the air

Farano is new todayyyy! (2ice)

UjSizzle:
I love Scrubs!!!

lol like mind ive seen!

ba ba ba barbara ann!

Are we still on 'location meant for this kinda thread' matter?

This is under entertainment and if uncertainty still remains-General dey there!

Im inspired by the Hibbletons this morning- the janitor, one pegman and one burger loving-man. Haha

(sings scrubs theme song) i cant do this all on my own,oh i know.....


Audience: (responds with zest) IM NO SUPERMAN!!!

ME: THANK YOU


morning team 1- 9 morning everyone.

(slams noisy alarm down) i cant imagine. She was so silent bout it. Luckily this compass-like instinct o' mine would keep working perfectly.


Farano (although i wish to sing in spanish, be xpecting it) i wish you a happy happy happpppyyy birthday. Octobers Rock!! (rushes into studio robe-room to prepare)

dechandel:
Lol
My son? .. Wetin dey do you?
Girlie don hammer your heart?

atall! Lol. Need to crash. Ave a lovely night rest.

englishmart:
Every other person, yes.
But for kc, it's a very big NO
Emeka ike is indeed a bad dresser. He dresses like Herbert Macaulay.

(an agbero views the topic and reads the aboved quote while i am passing by in suit and tie)


agbero1: ahh(what is in the exclamation 'ahh' that makes an agbero feel good? E.g ahh! ) ahh walexzy wawo haibat makoli


me: (disgusted with the ignorance of phonetical alacrity) its is not 'haibat' . It is 'her-bert(use tongue and phonetical coolness to pronounce it)



three seconds later.......




Me: e gbami o(runs while pulling off suit as agbero gives hot chase with iron rod for one purpose-TO MAUL!!)

agbero: phone ko, haibet ni


(curtains fall)