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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 2:04pm On Nov 13, 2014
Sarimah:
52 wat? shocked
you've been absolutely silent since Miss NL. How are you?



Yeah 52!
Celebrities › Re: Fresh Faces Currently Rocking Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 1:42pm On Nov 13, 2014
(whistles Lion King's Dig a tunnel sang by the meerkats group)



i give them 14months only and then we'l know who is replacing who.


The ladies kinda have this edge over d guys cos of producers.


Macjoe wants to replace mercy johnson in those kinda roles? She better change genre/pattern or else she go stereotyped to that role
Sports › Re: World Cup 2022: European Clubs Want Spring Finals In Qatar by daveP(m): 9:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
Hmm, see Uefa doing asif they really respect the AFCON calendar? So Ironic!


They dont want UCL to be paused or tampered with.


Its good they are backing Qatar to host it still. That makes 4possible months to decide from. FIFA must be sleepless
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by daveP(m): 9:44pm On Nov 12, 2014
(singing like Nathan Scott in One Three Hill)

Jambo limbolimbolim


jajalimbo limbo la

there's a gator in the stream

jamjalimbo limbola



(Gustavo's whistles along)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:31pm On Nov 12, 2014
Trypa:
Lol how come?
u quoted jeff and wrote "Kelvingraphics, how r u?"

smileysmiley




wow ure back!!! (hugs her)
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 9:22pm On Nov 12, 2014
(adjusts "Made in Otta Farm" flowing white agbada)


I want to contest!!




(Gustavo, his P.A places black briefcase(with combo-lock 6190) on Judges' desk and makes formal eye contact)


I want to contest


Cc: Dygeasy

mizmycoli
Celebrities › Re: Hahahaha! Comedian Bovi Blast Candy Crush by daveP(m): 7:55am On Nov 12, 2014
Boviiii!! Wait 419??

So bovi if u continue tomrw and reach 666, no come tell us o. Delete am shapali
Celebrities › Re: It's Like Media Personality Toolz Is Engaged Ooo by daveP(m): 7:49am On Nov 12, 2014
Hmm!
Toolz.

Soon this France syndrome will fizzle out. Maybe, jst maybe Finland would fit
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
lovelyronke20:
u didn't miss me abi??
i did more. Infact....... kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by daveP(m): 8:44pm On Nov 10, 2014
So only Chairo would have to grow up with this memory?


A gem in a gembox full of the gem is gone!!!

RIP. Rest in His Arms

Education › Re: Can U Still Remember D Days Of Names Of Noisemakers by daveP(m): 7:55pm On Nov 10, 2014
Biola was made captain jss2. U knw those times a teacher request noisemakers and u brag that that list would neva enta staffroom(rada dustbin) due to distraction, etc.

I actually did dat many times and i was 7/10 always right (it still continued till SS1-smooches prophet-like beard)

Biola wrote my name and mr amusan flogged shegeh out of 7 of us. Frail body to thick cane- i cried o, biola sef wan cry.


FFW to ss1, she became erm whats d word cheesy cheesy




until one guy come bench me....




I look elsewhere too.
grin


Noisemakers..... Its d only thing that made class captains have power in my school den...



(nepa takes light)
Literature › Re: The Most Wanted Maid by daveP(m): 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2014
Calismart....... Okay my holiday from dis section neva over, u force me back here, coupled with the Queen's.....

Nice tori
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Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
lovelyronke20:
Lol I bet ambrose was scared to death
phew, evening y'all


was absent cos of miss Nl duties.
Shout out to my wwe padis

debroslink
raphaellaDD (add a T to make it DDT!!) grin
vosquare
bigblangston
Jskelly11

and..... (throat hangs)
shocked

wink

i don miss plenty o
Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 7:30pm On Nov 10, 2014
Afrok:
Smh... Stop dating sugar mummy undecided and work for your own money huh.
my guy my guy(shakes him, those around are curious at the noise created from d greeting) lol, always dropping it as e suppose be! (shakes him again) grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2014
Happy sunday to everyone


cheriepet
noble4d
jeffreyjamez
kingphilip (guy hw far now?)

sexysapphire
redgem(i saw u yesterday)
seunfavor
jigsaw
xtarxhyne
harlos

charijee
Trypa cheesy

queen Jennimma

Lanicky.....


How y'all doing
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 1:42am On Nov 09, 2014
Okay......
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 1:41am On Nov 09, 2014
iceberylin:
angry
Oga boss
<sad Ice!

Make una wait till monday now.

Wait o, she never reply me sef!
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 1:37am On Nov 09, 2014
iceberylin:
Eeehhhyahhhhh grin
(gives him an olu jacobial sternlook. He adjust)
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by daveP(m): 1:34am On Nov 09, 2014
Gustavo's Ranchland

an inheritance from Guadeloupe Mendoza!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Gratitude!!! by daveP(m): 1:21am On Nov 09, 2014
(enters thread singing robert duncan's walk the fire)



(whispers)


i rep TEAmOptimusPrime!!!


Congrats Jenny!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 1:14am On Nov 09, 2014
(music plays behind the scene as organizers are receiving courtesy, etc. One gruffy voice takes hold via loudspeaker, singing)


i was born to be the best, number one and nothing less



see me thru my destiny, we all have our strength and weaknesses,


oh i have vision, i believe, im on the move... Make way for me...



( by this time Gustavo releases balloons stuffed in the roof of the auditorium as everyone joins to chant along the chorus with bigness and exhilarating alertness, they may loose steam from jumping alone)


all: [size=32pt]STAND UP STAND UP FOR THA CHAMPION, FOR THA CHAMPION FOR THA CHAMPION STAND UP(2ICE)[/size]


smileysmiley



an ambulance arrives to convey those thatfainted exerting unusual energy as a result of overexcitement)

cc:
dygeasy
kingtom
dayjihannon01
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 1:07am On Nov 09, 2014
dechandel:
Grandpa tongue.. Where have you been?



Jennimma oooo cheesy
Yayyyy!!!!!.. We made it.. Come and buy me fanta o


Idowuogbo.. You no dey carry last at all cheesy
ah so i don change status from yung broda to granpa? Haba now grin


yess o Jennimma is queen!! Thanks to a team relatively unknown for now! (holds her hands) is it jst fanta? smiley okay
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 1:05am On Nov 09, 2014
lanicky:
ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!! JENIMMAA HAS BN BANNED BY EVANGELIST SPAM BOT ABI NA SPAM BOLT....SO ABEG HELP US BEG THEM MODS TO RELEASE OUR QUEEN OOOO gringrin



I'm fecking happy tonight....them don ban me twice today....bt dat's nothing now.. cos d crown is already in our family house.

Special thanks to....our family members on LANICKY'S CHAT THREAD...CONGRAT...THE CROWN IS ALREADY IN OUR ROYAL E FAMILY HOUSE.....hehehe

Thanks...bro Jeffreyjames, sis Charijee, sis Cheripet, MsMariah daveP, Xtarxhyne, toniro, Elantracey, sis repogirl mum PrettySpicey, dre11, Lorlaalohz, Princesschi, IrishKez, redgem, Yungmilio,damoskiy, 3Dimension, Beennkumar, Chief Kelvingraphics..TemitopeDaniel...chibwike,Missyhorlah,...who else oooo...choi they are just toooo many cheesycheesy


I dey come.....lemme go get my listgrin
cheesycheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:21pm On Nov 08, 2014
Day
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:19pm On Nov 08, 2014
MizMyColi:
[size=16pt]

*Happy Hands In The Air*
*Drum Rolls*
*Claps*


Ladies, Gentlemen, Trolls, E-Warriors, Stalkers and all groups on Nairaland, ably represented tonight,



I present to you.



Your Winner.

Miss Nairaland - DEC 2014 Edition



Charming
Sweet
Fresh Skinned
Intelligent
Down to Earth
Awesome

And

Breath-Taking





JENNIMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a Total of 224 votes............


You made it Hun.
Win, indeed is a three letter word.

You are Contestant Number 3


YOU ARE, THE WINNER.
smiley
kiss kiss kiss
[/size]
shocked




congrats (applauds minutely as one overwhelmed fellow jumps in the auditorium as dj blares out one song.)
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2014
Dayjhihannon01:
:DLOL... 'SHIFTED HIM SIDEWAYS WITH HIS SHOULDER' MAKE I SEE FRONT BIKO
(the force he uses in pushing him is equivalent to the stumbling power of a bulldog) guy wetin u dey eat? grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:10pm On Nov 08, 2014
MizMyColi:
[size=15pt]


The First Runner Up
MISS NAIRALAND - DECEMBER 2014


Is


Sexy
Witty
Brainy
Calculated
Cool
Gap-Toothed



VIVLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With a total of 197 votes!

You rock gurl kiss Congratulations. smiley
[/size]
congrats Vivly! Amazing performance and resiliency there. smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:09pm On Nov 08, 2014
MizMyColi:
[size=15pt]

Our Second Runner Up smiley smiley

Ladies and Gentlemen


I give you.........


Beautiful
Resilient
Charming
Brave and
Amazing




ROZZAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With a total of 158 votes

*Drum Rolls*
*Claps*

You proved your mettle hun.
Congratulations
kiss
[/size]
(applause in the hallway is thunderous, quite ear-deafening)

congrats dear!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by daveP(m): 9:04pm On Nov 08, 2014
MizMyColi:
[size=15pt]

Finishing at 4th place with a total of 57 votes is our own curvaceous, Toolz(y), rocking ROKIATU with a total of 57 votes.
Big, Bold and Beautiful Rock!
kiss
grin
[/size]
phew (applauds gentlemanly and watches as giant screen relays result)

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