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Trypa:
Hey babe watsup am here

Title:when i stand on my heels

Author: Gustavo Mendoza

sweetylicious:
Rubbish

(picks up guitar and attains backstreet boys accent)

TELL ME WHY!!

dovelike:
Yes. Im september and very sensitive. Thats true

was that dat day about 900+hrs ago

AfricanApple:
I dont know what u guys have been discussing o but whenever I see African***** my ears will stand straight. hope I'm not perceiving right?

erm... How did you sneak in to this corner? (she stands hands akimbo) it is african** nt african*****




morning

Trypa

Tashamania:
hello..


luxanne.. no, thanks. I'd rather not do this

why whats the matter? Alright

priscaoge:
I have this feeling that it's gonna be a Loooooooong fight

All these Celebrities and the 'Wanna be' now choose to wash their dirty pants on Social media What a Shame!!!


Flavour should not separate this fight oooo, let's see who's gonna win


Why not fight over this handsome man below or is he not a celebrity


^{[size=4pt]Zooms off thread before they devour me [/size]}

(follows her and dresses her wif metallic proof against devourers)




last time i checked the records on such matters, the man in question always'd left both ladies. I hope d record is shattered which is very slim.

dre11:
Me no dey fear uche oooo
Wetin u wan use fear me self

prove it, find one!

luxanne:
This event should make you be


Lemme introduce to you davep

luxanne:
We have Tashamania say hi to her already

hi Tasha! (drops a copy of Charles Dickens Oliver Twist novel on table to say hi)

mikron:
tshabalala is not in this south african team

ooh! Thanks. Mphela and Parker then!

dre11:
U and this ur engrish
Better do the needful and stop giving me those vibes

lol. African** now. Try now abi u dey fear.

dre11:
Better take ur seat and have msmariah to ur self

*****she says she is shy to call you out for this game****/***

okay now(adjust flied collar) msmariah.... (stretches hand like zack braff to sarah clarke)

luxanne:
So.e
Ok.otv
N.obleval
Da.veP

I welcome you guys to forum games btw

erm Luxanne.... Phew who i couple-lize with now.....
De*h.... Or erm....

kelechiMarie:
o merciful father God of comfort,our help in need.We ask you to visit thy servant djdola .
Great physician have mercy,comfort him and restore him to good health through your holy son JESUS and send your HolySpirit and angels to comfort him and be with him in this trying times.AMEN

a big Amen. May the Lord be an Ebenezer to those who need help these trying times.

Lets join hands to help the lil we can. A thousand lil efforts=a resounding, strong and collective effort!



Il send my contributions tomorrow.

I vote Kiddablingzz
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli



I vote Chibwike
cc Abumikey Mizmycoli



I vote Naijaboiy
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Kulboy
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli

I vote Tosyne2much
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli


I vote Amefrica
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli


I vote Chiefololade
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Chrisviral
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli






(a loud bang halts voting process. Everyone is scared...







Wait u reading did ur heart jst beat fast? Say the truth? )



(brings out tap recorder and replays bang to seemingly shocked and frightened voters)


i hope you remember who you came to vote for and their combination?




N:B- a loud bang is proven to destablize thoughts and incapacitates what you earlier wanted to do.


(rolls out tap recorder and loud speaker. Some are still stunned and agap-mouthed fellas look)

I prefer a game where we put gbolahan and uzoenyi to feel their ego, then fix in uche in the second half. The stadium go burst cos i perceive it gonna be 2-nil upwards. I dont like that defence line though. Ambrose should be given a wing role. At least we Must score with a header. E don tey! South africa and tshabalala- beware his crosses.

The 1st two yes.. Emenike-No. I prefer a goaless striker that disturbs defences than one that score goals that dont make a stadium camera shake in jubilation and yet isnt even deadly.


The above preference inasmuch as the team still wins a match


eg when torres was in chelsea!

okotv:
oga writer shows up with his grand diction

lol how far o. (crowd mumbles incoherently. Feels cool air) wow. The air con engineer knw the concept of ventilation. Cool environ

Dahjhi:
hehehehe.. You are now talking .. Munches a mouthful.. Happy Sunday to you

sure o. Finish d carton, the white camp throne awaits you in the restroom

toniro:
davP post_boss, i hail o!

frankben is a special character (man). Miss him here.
Hailing Boss

same #salute

(construction site crane conveys him to a new site. He descends crane with safety helmet atop his head. Peeps)

Jim repent before u become bald-headed and still unmarried- and stick to demagnifying lens so u can stop d trend of tracking and thinking only melons exist. Ur wife is somewhere in a room expecting to bump into u someday o!



D rest......., dbanj's fall in lonf song is scientifically proven to be a lie. He is still d player raised to power of 5

Hehehehhe! Antell! Change that siggy shapali. E don tey now



@topic i cant remember when last SA beat us at Afcon. But if i sense d humor from your tone, then lemme follow up-we flogged them 4-nil in the group stage and finished second behind morocco.i rem odemwingie was still thin then.

Dahjhi:
Grabz the first package, nah galla b diz?

gala nylon dey make noise like dat haba? (throws a packet of shortcake-the imaginary one to him)

lanicky:


I've missed u'all like kilode

Jen.nimma....Queen J...howdy?
Jef.freyjames...big bro aody?
King.phillip...xup?
Lorla.ahlozz...hiiii....
Charij.ee...hey! Sis!! Whats going on?
Cherie.pet....big sis...ao u dey?
3Dime.nsion....surest brother inlaw
KingTo.m....y didn't u contest....I'll nomunate nd verify u asap..lol
Trypa....whatsup?
Tunth.eycr7...howdy?
Snow.prince36....hey!
Kayju.u.....where on eart are u?
Xtarxh.yne...amebo...hope u're feeling better?
PrinceA.depoju...hiiiii!
noble4.d....where on earth are u 2?
MissAnn.e...helllo!
Tone t.onz....WAU2?
dre1.1.....sweetest pie
Chibw.ike...potatoe pie
Jigsaw.killah...my business patner
Mzhola.ah..naughty geh
....hmm
tm.x21...I see u
MzPreshie....where on earth are u?
ton.iro....hiiiiiii!!
Sexy.Sapphire...it's bn quite a while
Princesschi....I love ur diary...
Lagu.nna....my surest dad



*sniffs* who else

tmx21 a pending question for proof of absence! Happy sunday!

lanicky:
What!! .....*crying*

im telling u.....

redgem:
Hahahahah....good deary
How are you doing?

ive been good too. Is it school? Happy sunday

Dahjhi:
welcome anyway. We are solidly grounded.. Wetin u buy come?

(unravels large trolley, d noise of nylon bags r heard, signifying sometin )

dre11:
Dave
Where u wak go since all this days




Yep
It's just round the corner

i dey o. I go try sha. Business en Sch

Dahjhi:
there is som1 here I will name 'masquerade' I don't know if anybody av seen his foto at all.. I haven't say DAVP oo...

lol.

toniro:
Morning tinz to you sweetest family.
I dey believe say today go make correct brain for all of our end. Na so na so.

emmm. Shout out to dr.dre. I gbadun u.
Jeferyjamez:: surest guy
davp n frank.ben: u guys r rilly scare lik wetin I no knw. Wetin be d lele nwwww
lanickyyyyyy: even u no say I miss ya. Hw ur area.
charije n cheripet: hi sweerieee
@shola.shola: I sight u o.
@ kelvin.Graphics: great guy.
to every fine babe n correct guy for this e-family: my regards.

thank God for today

boss, i hail o! Naso we see am. Frank don deactive. E pain me i no knw b4. Im good though. I guess cashflow dey?