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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 5:15pm On Sep 22, 2014
FrankySnow: No. Just keep that date in mind and don't give me fish at captain cook o. grin
dis preaching of captain cook, let it end nowhuh You wan make i dey guilty all d time?


Date is half-activated tongue
Romance › Re: Do Women Prefer To Marry Virgin Guys Or Non Virgin Guys? by daveP(m): 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
destante: Mine might just fail me in that regard. So I would rather a real teacher. smiley
lol, A Real Teacher?? (smooches beard, and whistles)
wink
a real teacher/coach definitely knows almost all d rudiments of d game. I can teach you......










can teach you english and maths tongue grin #Teacher#
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
Neldrizzy: seriously ion evn knw ma offence sad sad
i doubt its her dat did that. Did u see d name? You no suppose vex like that na. When no be say na till christmas day d ban go expire!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2014
FrankySnow: Hmmm.
my catalina!! I guess u r around already?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 5:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: meanwhile.............? ? cheesy
lets make dis place livelier. ( puts on parisan apron and heads towards buffet room) you sabi d one you fit do now!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
Trypa: It my pleasure
(in steve harveyan accent)
I welcome you to Lanicky's e-family.


A wonderful place to be. We've gat nace peeps, nace; cool guys, beautiful ladies; visible and by heart. Feel free to mingle smiley


we dont do no fights(at least not the serious one). You need anything, il be a mention away or......the landlady-lanicky, charijee would be at your beck en call.

Beware the frankben wink at the gate. Its nt a full house now, but feel free. You hali welcome!!


cheesy cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 4:51pm On Sep 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: hmmm.. I wish I knew what to do o... Never been in dat kinda fussy fix b4 o...
let the crib get full, then a verdict can be reached. Mean while.....
Romance › Re: Do Women Prefer To Marry Virgin Guys Or Non Virgin Guys? by daveP(m): 4:49pm On Sep 22, 2014
destante: Yess two novices undecided -_-
shocked erm well, everyone has a teacher instinct.
Jokes Etc › Re: Flashback Which Biscuit Did You Like Most When You Were Young by daveP(m): 4:47pm On Sep 22, 2014
Xsenga: AM DOING GREAT N U?
absolutely fine smiley

you havent travelled out of this section sha? Well.....
Entertainment › Re: Gosh :o!woman Gets Third Breast Implant To Scare Men Away(pictures Included) by daveP(m): 4:45pm On Sep 22, 2014
Wait... Just to scare men away. What happened to pepper spray?

Somebody would go and do 4 or 6 now. Or a man doing two P's to scare away. Absurd huh huh



#Endtime things#
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 4:42pm On Sep 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: I nor get d upper part o
are u in a fix? Hehe. Well u know what to do sha.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Tymax by daveP(m): 4:37pm On Sep 22, 2014
Tymax.... HBD. More years to come!
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried Because Of A Woman??? by daveP(m): 4:24pm On Sep 22, 2014
She knew the love was both ways. But she turned me down. Just a harrd lump in my throat(very hard) and moody for 2 days. Sec school
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 4:05pm On Sep 22, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll, why you change ma post undecided undecided
hmm angry so thats all? Unban him
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
snowprince07: u sure??
i will do that now.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 3:16pm On Sep 22, 2014
Neldrizzy: some body shud pls hep mee tell dat sweetheart call farano to unban me in romance section undecided
neldrizzy? why naw. leeme see what i can do..... grin
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Sep 22, 2014
FrankySnow: Yes I eat dried fish because it has no smell unlike fresh fish that smell like a dead animal. undecided

What are you bursting huh Fresh fish, chicken, turkey, egg.....tufia. undecided
u said u dont lik fish rem
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Sep 22, 2014
MizTyna: Happened to me on my birthday lastyear,i tried everything from Eba to dry garri,i even started bleeding a little,my mum thought twas my village people oh. After like 2hrs,without trying anytin again,it went down!
was d eba hot enough? yeah not joking.....




lol@village peeps
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
sinola: This is the Gospel truth,just mix a solution of salt and water,then drink as much as you can.
ul become bloated if its still there u know. eba still is the most efficient remedy
Education › Re: What It Takes To Become A Moderator(mod) On Nairaland.. by daveP(m): 3:08pm On Sep 22, 2014
it takes time focus tact and neutrality(a hard case currently) then you need better phone
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 3:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
jennylove7575: Yeah the bone stucked in my throat is my ex. I just can't wait to remove it...its preventing me from eating other better food...I taya o!
you mean its still in there?
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 3:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
FrankySnow: But na werin I do na grin my mama cook soup with dried fish, I nor no how the bone take hang me for throat and the only remedy na Eba without soup so I swallow big Eba without soup 2 times and the bone comot. grin

Sha you think say I no dey chop Eba ni huh
so you eat fish??/ busted haha grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Flashback Which Biscuit Did You Like Most When You Were Young by daveP(m): 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
Xsenga: NA U 4GET ME NA. embarassed
i can say ,but u didnt rem me now. i did d last time. how you doing?
Jokes Etc › Re: Flashback Which Biscuit Did You Like Most When You Were Young by daveP(m): 2:50pm On Sep 22, 2014
Xsenga: CABIN! CABIN!! CABIN!!! grin
its been long o grin
Food › Re: Have You Ever Got A Bone Stuck In Your Throat? How Did You Remove It? by daveP(m): 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2014
FrankySnow: I swallow big Eba without soup and e commot.

Bone for throat dey pain eh. sad
this girl nawa o grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2014
hi watsup smiley
Romance › Re: Do Women Prefer To Marry Virgin Guys Or Non Virgin Guys? by daveP(m): 2:47pm On Sep 22, 2014
destante: In my case, imagine a case of two novices. There you have it! grin
Okbye
hmm two novices....... lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday- Answer And Tag!! by daveP(m):
1) Psalm82

2) Yesternight

3) God's Judgements

4) None, only deeply touched-Brooklyn tabernacle

5) Today

6) Cant say


7) Handshake for the guys and waving for the ladies (see pics below if its hugging)

8 ) Daily

9) No all except alto

10) back and middle

11) Jude 24

12) I'm thinking of today

13) Rarely. last month

14) Many run the race, one takes the price

15) LogoDwhiz, Lanicky, Frankysnow, PrettySpicey, lalasticlala, MizMyColi,naijaboiy smiley smiley

Entertainment › Re: Linda Ikeji Vs Stella Dimoko Korkus Who Is You Favorite Blogger by daveP(m): 2:00pm On Sep 22, 2014
PrettySpicey: It's SDK all the way.

Now if I wanted to create a blogger heroine it will be SDK. She's got spunk and her posts... not the gossip gists... are much more inspiring and fun.

And for the olofofo gists nko? Hehehe, my girl anytime... still I read LIB... mostly to pass time these days
am glad youre finnnalllllllly free to do this. me im still doing 50-50 sha. yassssss smiley happy for ya
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:58pm On Sep 22, 2014
Trypa: I guess am a novice here n i fink i will need some kind of introduction bfor i miss my way plz
induction underway. you are highly welcome. nice to see you here. right place surely. will be inducted in a few mins smiley smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:57pm On Sep 22, 2014
snowprince07: welcome to d family daveP dre11 oy do d needful
where is lanicky ??
im here. hmmmmmm trypa 9smooches beard) smiley ............
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 1:54pm On Sep 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: Crib Members, you dot see what I saw ooo...

This early monday morning nah sontin.... Ma boss (a strict Alhaji) daughter send me a message I failed to undi dis morning... She used to pay a visit to his dad from sch, and on one occasion, me and boss av dropped her @ d park to her sch; dat day I sat with her @ d back of the car while her dad nd her mum was in d front, nd all d family was laffin from my jokes: I checked one or two things on her fone but didn't asked for her contact.... D last time she came to the office, She was like ""O'bros where av u been nah, u don't even have time to say hello to me, and I say am sorry nah daddy cause am...

Now today., she entered the office with her dad and. I also entered to pass goodmorning to him and receive my daily schedule to know what's next.. She just come straight to me and give the dat ''what da heck hug, and as I was fitting myself on the cushion sofe she stand behind me bowed her head to my ears and placed her mouth at my ears telling me what I don't ask her, and doing all sort... I was like shocked shocked alhaji is here, what in d holy name of God is this? And his brother who's also my direct boss eyes was sparkling like 'Dayjhi what's going on'... I av to excuse myself from her and attend to alhj Uncalled duty--- but I was shivering to the extent that I braked a glass cup from his table... And he quickly lash me with words which I quickly amend my way and he forgot as usual...

She didn't end it there, alh said to her brother that he (her bro) will be dropping her @ the park. The gurl insist I must come along; I didn't object... We get to d car and saw the car won't accommodate us, she insisted dat it will, dat we can go in 4 @ d back.. That's when his brother(my boss also) almost flared, and I quickly excused myself and said she shouldn't worry we shall talk on fone.. And collected her numb in d presence of her bro...

Ehiiii... Am damn scared....... Please crib member.. Follow me interpret dis o...

..
erm dayji heck hug? boss no talk are you in between two oceans already? if you are walking in a direction and that koro is silent, just pause and listen wella, make she no jump on top you for koro o. e back o dey carefs shocked shocked shocked

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