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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:00pm On Sep 09, 2014

IrishKez: Davep good morning

How was your night?

twas good. Was up till 4am. Hope u slept well?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:59am On Sep 09, 2014

obayaya: Song of Solomon 8:8 "We have a little sister , and she has no breasts . What shall we do for our sister on the day when she is spoken for?"

That davep wey just dey blow plenty grammar everywhere yesterday

Uncle ke? Hian!!!

lol

so SoS is now d scripture u saw today. I can say u had dat as memory verse to drop it so complete as it is! Hmm let me smooch my beard.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:57am On Sep 09, 2014

lanicky: I'm good....u?

Hehehehe......I pray so

yeah, il try ma possible best to drop it in oral format

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:56am On Sep 09, 2014

lanicky: What's writen in song of solomon?

Btw.....meet daveP's our honorable chef nd inductor

daveP.....meet my uncle senator obayaya....*do d needful*

erm he must drop 'induction fee'

we do it here different. Saka will say ' when you are in america, u behave americana' grin

steve harveyan accent by 4pm....

Health › Re: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by daveP(m): 11:47am On Sep 09, 2014

Mistakenly used it to rub ma face yrs back and was shocked at the result. If you come to ma house and see two maclean tubes ask well before u use it o. Works faster than Funbact A!

Health › Re: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by daveP(m): 11:44am On Sep 09, 2014

temigracie: ....lol...I wash my lips together with my teeth whenever i brush...

I believe it ll make it look pink and soft....lol...

she don come again eo tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:55am On Sep 09, 2014

lanicky: Oh! Okay.

My nyt was kul....urs?

dnt converse until they are properly induction. Im seeing 4 new members now..... So do d needful and notify me.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:53am On Sep 09, 2014

lanicky: Good morning 'er1

You're...yes you....good morning

«((«((muaaah»))» I love u all.

goodmorning Lanny! How u doing? Hmmm! I plan not to use brackets today till 9pm.

Romance › Re: Make Your Crush Know! by daveP(m): 10:15am On Sep 09, 2014

FrankySnow:

howzit ?

Family › Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by daveP(m): 3:52am On Sep 09, 2014

My own is worth writing books in volume with '4 authors' -all ma siblings.

Whenever beans was cooked, my senr bro would wait and fan the plate taya( grin

) then when he started eating, he would 'outline' the weevils on d sides of the plate(thus he used an hour=d time used in cooking beans, to eat a plate)

we looked up to his style and soon followed suit. One church broda come one day dey yarn we small boys say "weevils is proteinous, eat it eat it!" we never like him cos he reported our dad. Which meant we were surpervised to eat beans.

We had a neigbour in abesan estate. We jsut nicknamed him "LANDLORD" cos of his height and glasses, and cos he owned a smelly poultry that spoiled d fresh air every 12midnight........ Make i stop grin

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 3:37am On Sep 09, 2014

PrettySpicey: yes I did. And hope it helps too. We can learn from one another.

And hope u get ur hard copy... Kpele jor.

Okay na, I dey remove. Ka chi fo *as we say in God's own lingua franca* Lol

okay lol

takia. Will catch you later!

(watches as she zooms off in her ride)

Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 3:35am On Sep 09, 2014

CONTINUATION....

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Louis walked down the stairs as his mum opted to drive he and his sister to school. He looked as though he would catch a cold, but he was soon out of it and on his way to school. Mr Ezey felt the need to see the Ojembas that morning. But he remembered Bolu was supposed to leave that morning as well.

Monday morning was different today. It looked as though things would be rushed before they could all catch up. Then Bolu recalled the events prior to their sleep.

Iya Tinuke called the three of them to encourage them about the turn of events in their lives. They felt free around her since they were kids and she understood them so well, perhaps better that their father, her brother did.

"Now i want all of you to be strong and love your dad. He is just recovering from a shock that tore you all apart from your mother. Its sad that she left that way, but respect and love them as they come back together. The aspect they may not have time to see to, initiate it so that you all would be a better family. You all have potentials to do big big things" she described with her hands. " and i wont want any of you to take sides whatsoever. It wont be good. Just look at them as one. That way you three would unite this family faster than they imagined. How about taking the credit for bonding this family yourselves.?" she looked at their faces to ascertain she was communicating. She was.

" And face your studies to. Louis i understand you love Playstation, but reduce playing it. Score good grades. And i learnt youre playing a soccer competition tomorrow. I wish i was there to cheer you up eh, omo daadaa! Louis smiled at her remarks.

"When is tinuke coming?" Helen questioned.

"She'l be around for the holidays, but make sure you dont fight this time. I wish i can see you everyday. This is my number." she slid a piece of paper with her number written on it. "anytime you feel mummy and daddy arent there, just call me."

Iya Tinuke informed them further about how their mum may not be around for two years. She need to round up what she started in a honourable way at the Firm she worked in. Though she would come home at intervals.... Helen grumbled at this piece of info.

Bolu looked on and smiled. He was used to her absence, and he knew how he communicated with her. Only Louis and Helen would bear the grunt of the absence. He wished they had enough 'fire-proof'.

Song: Tupac- Changes

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Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 3:09am On Sep 09, 2014

PrettySpicey: I'm good.

So sorry about your memory card, hope it didn't affect any already written work sha.

Only replying cos I'm still playing winchin hour, lol

it did affect it. Infact im tryna get a hard copy incase. Lol@winching hour. Im still faaaarrr o. I hope d idea for writers click well. Did u get the mail(s)?

Literature › Re: Nairaland E-workshop For Writers---Comment Thread--Day1(Sept30) by daveP(m): 3:07am On Sep 09, 2014

PrettySpicey: Seriously this triggered off my scardy pants yesterday, lol.

But it's cool, all a body is asked is to work at its best *winks*

@daveP, why you gotta quote lengthy post all the time *narrows eyes*

only wanted to make them come. (straightens eyes)

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 2:56am On Sep 09, 2014

PrettySpicey: naughty boi, you better say something, lol.

How's it going, daveP?

lol, tot u wouldnt reply(den i thought of d tight schedule and smiled) its going a lil well. Sad my mem card was wiped off.

Hope ure good?

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 2:35am On Sep 09, 2014

PrettySpicey: And that is it for today's episode.

Hope all my replies are visible, because I swear I don't understand this hide-and-seek relationship NL and I are having

As usual, leave comments and be assured I just LOVE reading... even when I unfortunately cannot make time to reply them.

Do have a great day and see y'all Thursday...

Adios amigos

i was here. And .....

Literature › Re: Changed by daveP(m): 2:31am On Sep 09, 2014

GET
WELL
S O O N

JIG - SAW - KILLAH

!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Forte by daveP(m): 1:46am On Sep 09, 2014

Dayjhihannon01: oh good... Help urself to it bro ... Wev been good

okay. Thanks(sips with one eye keeping watch. Slips and dozes off) night y'all. Good morning!

Romance › Re: Make Your Crush Know! by daveP(m): 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2014

FrankySnow: My own crush.

Miztola because emmm. It's her o. I'm also crushing on my old moniker MzMariah.

Let me add spacegoat because he is a goat in a space.

I don mention all them my crush for one thread but I will keep updating as I remember them.

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Adaobi123! by daveP(m): 11:15pm On Sep 08, 2014

CFCfan: adaobi123 just reached the legal drinking age in America.

lol. Did i miss d fun? I hope not....

Happy Birthday to you Adaobi123! Wish you many more happy returns and more grease to your elbows! Cheers!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:31pm On Sep 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz: chai! Your vivid imagination is second to none.

An excellent script writer you are if you give it a try

lol il try(at least i am here on Nl-a story-ma siggy)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:11pm On Sep 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz: knight in shining armour

i'm here mi'lady. I'll protect you from Davep and anyone else

oh (laughs hard) (ice cube's accent) did you say shinning armour? Okay okay(holds chest before it explodes, coughs)

(watches as he displays beautiful swordsmanship, then his armor falls) shocked

chai!! I learnt that real armors dont fall like dat nah.

How far? grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:06pm On Sep 08, 2014

lanicky: KiddaBlingzz help me plsss

see who ure calling!hmm

Literature › Re: Nairaland E-workshop For Writers---Comment Thread--Day1(Sept30) by daveP(m): 10:01pm On Sep 08, 2014

Divepen: [size=16][color=#009900] Nairaland E-Workshop For Writers[/color][/size]

The Link Will Be Made Available soon
This is a concept from Lite.
L.I.T.E stands for Living in the truth everyday, a concept that grew in the heart of Divepen..(Lol)
Well Brothers and Sisters, Aunties and Uncles, Mummies and Daddies, it is with a joyful heart I invite you to the E-Workshop
For Writers where we will have great writers teaching us some great skills for writer. Who is This for?
Writers and Aspiring Writers.
DATE 30th september- 5th October, 2014
THEME: PREPARING WRITERS FOR TOMORROW
TIME: 12.00 Noon- 6pm Daily

:
VENUE: Here On Nairaland ( The Link Will Be Made Available Soon)
The speakers are :

Larrysun
Sammyhoe
Audreytimms
Princesa
Prettyspicey
Davep
kayemjay
Texanomaly
jigsawkillah
Queenxstar
Noble4d
flakkydagirl
TiffanyJ
Missyhorlah
Timpaker
Dorisbest
Repogirl
Kingzpen
Therock5555
Royver
OMA4U
Dammygoody
Rapmike
Dygeasy

[b] Please note the following
1. This thread is the only place you, our guests, are allowed to comment (so as to prevent disorderliness and missing of salient points)
2. If you have any Poem/ short story not more that 1000 words that you will Like to post in the thread please make your intention known here , so that I can give you a slot.
Note: The slot that will be given to the first 24 People who will be given slot for the first the event.
The others will be allowed to post before the event day.
3. Please if you are not given a slot for the other thread, you are not allowed to post there. This is just to have it done orderly

The Link will be made available soon...

erm... Okay (rubs hands) can we get this started asap. And hope its moving with d appropiate 'powers' to make it successful. Lets go!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:59pm On Sep 08, 2014

obayaya: We can always do it again...

I believe in redemption.. in second chances

sorry sir, you need procold

erm not again, the bolded has rejuvenated some immune cells to restore parity!! shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:55pm On Sep 08, 2014

IrishKez: Ya
you're forgiven
Heck, God forgives me every minute of my life

gotta go
Night!

swweet soul!!

Okay. Sleepttight!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:52pm On Sep 08, 2014

lanicky: *screaming* open d door dave.....dave!! dave!!

Somebody help meeeeeee!!

Lol...ao's u?

(opens d door, and sees her sitting silently across d wall) good! Come out!

I have unfinished business with a studio guy. Might get bloody though!(sharpens glinting blade)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Forte by daveP(m): 9:48pm On Sep 08, 2014

MizMyColi: LoL
Goodmorning and welcome.

lol. How u doing. Doing great

ma mem card was wiped off today. Lost 3Gb! ;(

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Forte by daveP(m): 9:44pm On Sep 08, 2014

Dayjhihannon01: welcome... *hands him a Chinese-ic small mug of hot coffee....*

But wia r u coming from by dis time of d day?

coffee!!(drops the mug like mr bean when he's scared) i want a clear system.(sees a mug of steaming lipton) ah! cheesy

kermit's fav, il have that. grin

sup y'all

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:41pm On Sep 08, 2014

redgem: School

oh okay.

Which school's dat?

Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by daveP(m): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2014

IrishKez: Wow this thread trended all through the weekend and still trending. Even made front page
I read some mentions too and must say I am humbled
However, like DailyNews said in his submission "It is just but a gift from God which comes from no personal efforts of ours and therefore shouldn't be bragged about"
If anything am more drawn to inner beauty cos the physical one can fail but the inner keeps you going.
I have some friends on here for which I don't know what majority of them look like, but believe me I have a lot of respect for them cos of the personality of person(s) I figured them to be.
On that note I shout out to:
Obayaya
Olubukato
Ishsoph
Davep
MizMyColi
Mathew Briggs, and those I cannot recall their names at the moment.

Mathew Briggs I really appreciate your mention among those you perceive beautiful in form and intelligent. Coming from you, it means a lot to me.

i feel..... (looks and smiles) mizMy made d list also! (smooches beard)

only i cant come up wif mine.(i may be hanged before i type d last name) i respect some of d above as well. (frowns@ one of the monikers)

wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2014

IrishKez: I will let it get bigger even
How can you forget a family member and you expect a hug for doing that?

My day was pretty hectic sha
Had you mentioned in my shout out this morning
did you see it?

sorry dear! Forgiven? (leans against d wall) im glad ure around. Guess dat matters much. I saw it cheesy

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