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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 8:51am On Sep 05, 2014
Missmossy: Lollz...wetin dey sup?
prayers will erm flow. Dont worry. Im fine. Good a.m! smiley
Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by daveP(m): 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2014
daveP: Franzis, i feel like i should continue the above.... Permit me





( about 7months later at a party, the Dj dropd Dbanj's fall in love, waist are twisting, some drunk buddies carry themselves respectably. But it is obvious they are nt stable)



Girl: oh my, im feeling scared ben(the new guy)

ben: why? We are in dis together baby. I hope this isnt about what gboyega did to you. (her face affirms it) cmon sweety..


Girl: (looks him in d eye)

ben: ive been thinking..... (stared face across at the dj that nods his head in exhilaration to his music) if life is so harsh... Il like to beat it to its own game..(kneels down and brings out platinum-coated 12-carat engagement ring) Will u be my wife, my best friend, greates pal and the one i call my 'one'?


Girl: (covers her face and stands up) yes ben, yes ben!!(screams and hugs him. Those around are aware and start clapping, the drunk ones inclusive)






........... To be continued grin
(somewhere in Surulere, Gboyega sips his bottle, probably beer. He couldnt contain himselfs since Abimbola called it quits. He hissed and stood, he needed to settled down soon, but his pay wasnt enough. He knew this bitter truth but felt he could 'always manage'. He dialled donbandonz number)


Gboye: ma guy xup now.

Donba: gboye wetin dey now, i hear say bimbo waka go....

Gboye: dont mind that bast**d, always thinking life's a bed of roses. I knew she was seeing someone o. Imagine 4years waste like dat....(he ranted on)

Donba: guy chill now. Haba. I tell u say u no fit see correct babe weey fit settle down. U no gree now una don see. Make una con flex small for my side. I get packaging for u.


Gboye: guy u fall ma hand o. Well i go try show.

Donba: shey na dat job stuff. Go look for beter job jare. 120k!! Me wey u dey teach for uni.... Abeg na dis kine job u dey do.... Go find 500, go delta, PH dey. Cool cash. Easy... No forget o. Sha come 1st. We go yarn... (cuts the call and pecks one of d chick besides him) jst a close friend.


Girl: hmm, that sounded serious, like about settling down

Donba: (knowing where she's tryna drive at and stands up) erm. Il be right back(sips a lil moet and rushes out with two other dudes)

Girl: (hisses) donbadonz!!(laughs silently) If not for cash.......
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION




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Sam woke up in a dark room, the walls were still wet, evident of a leaky roof. There were no windows and he stood and tried to ascertain time from a little crack in the roof. The door jolted open and Gozie dropped a plate of fried eggs and a whole loaf of Butterfield bread.

"Eat this." then he dropped a bottle of tea besides and locked the door behind him.

Sam stared at the food. This in itself sent a signal to his mind. Why would he be treated so well? He expected to be beaten and maltreated, but it seems his captors werent ready to take such actions.


He heard the crickets and concluded night had fallen. So this was his dinner. He felt reluctant to eat it. It could be poisoned- he thought. He brushed aside the thought and tore the loaf and ate a few slices, totally ignoring the plate of fried eggs. He could'nt sell himself away so easily. On the contrary rather, because the plate was empty in fifteen minutes. He was really starved.



He recalled the event of the day, and how Louis tried pacing up with him. His steps saved his best friend. Else, they would have been two. These men didnt look as though they could hurt, even as they looked and acted tough. He got angry at the fact that he would'nt kick a ball come Monday. Then he thought of home..... His mum.... He fell asleep across the wall.




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"Gozie, you never find out why we dey this deal?" Dele queried. He saw no need for such an army of three when all they were after was a young boy.


"Mr Hai go pay sweet cash, no worry Dele. 50 for me, 50 for you, and 50 for for....wetin be una name again?..... Gozie pointed at the third fellow, who sat silently. He was Dele's friend.

"Fredo." he puffed at his cigarette. He wasnt all together perturbed about who directed orders, etc. He was simply after the cash. And he hoped Dele had landed the right deal.


"Let this man call us now." Dele was getting impatient.

"Guy, chill mon......" The call came in a few minutes afterwards.



"Hello boss." Gozie beckoned at the two to keep silent, as they both rounded the table. "We've done all you asked for. And we'l be expecting from you by morning."


"Its alright, and remember to keep him comfortable, unless i order otherwise. His father will wise up in a few days, perhaps hours. And you'l get your desired share. Do not arouse suspicious Gozie. I repeat do not arouse...."


"Boss we've heard. No underrate dem guy now Just leave that aspect for us to handle." Gozie interrupted 'Oga Hai' calmly.

"This will all be over before Tuesday afternoon, i have all things in my favor. So relax boys...." The call ended.


Gozie hissed as he dropped the mobile set. The leaned backward and whistled. This deal was about taking off.


"Check on that boy Dele."


Dele rushed to check on Sam, he met him breathing as he slept across the wall. The floor was cold. Temperature was dropping already. He rushed to get a mat and laid the young boy on it. Then he left Fredo to sit and watch. The time was 9:12pm They would rotate till dawn.



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Sunday morning came faster than expected. It caught the entire family unawares, but Dupe was up early and soon the house was bustling with activities prior to their departure for Church. Aunty Bose prepared a light meal and soon they left in two batches to the church. Mr Ezey felt his sore eyes and remembered the previous day's mishap. It almost ruined his day. But he felt helping and prompt action in such cases needed no second thought. He glanced at Dupe and she smiled as he touched her arm while driving.


"I feel like you're just brand new, from the market...." Mr Ezey teased.


"hmm, thank you! I'l investigate your claims when we are back from Church, besides are ..."


"Its a new church actually. Fiery Preacher- Pastor Zaccheus. Wonderful miracles, testimonies.... We've felt at home since we came across him. Just that...." He heaved and continued driving without completing his statement.


"Just that i wasnt around i guess thats what you meant to say?" Dupe looked at him for an answer. She smiled when he beamed in response. She still understood him like as though she wasnt absent from his life. Perhaps he was still predictable, but he's changed with age.



"We'll pray for Sam..." Louis reminded them ask they dropped at the Church.



" How long have you been attending Ola?" Dupe asked.


"Half a decade now. We're almost late." He replied and walked towards the edifice, greeting some members as he approached. Melodious tunes filled the air- the spirit of worship.



Song: Envy- I'm I wrong
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:21pm On Sep 04, 2014
charijee: I've missed enough there. .....update sharpaly. ...ama visit later
sure. Typing. Will convene a meeting soon.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:06pm On Sep 04, 2014
charijee: Thanks daveP. ......lol abeg call the prophet. ......how's you?
im doing good. Guess u are too.


Lemme goan update me story. Mtn on upgrade since 1pm. Cudnt post. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 4:55pm On Sep 04, 2014
Missmossy: Here i'm...wassup
wow, liamm i 1st u but i no tok. Take it jejely.
Literature › Re: Changed by daveP(m): 4:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
JigsawKillah: ur boy is emulating you!

oga sammyhoe no wan con view him boy story! OK
there's God oooo
lol. We dey behind you. No worry.
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2014
vosquare: No worry.....na cage fight sure pass grin
mtn don start o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:51pm On Sep 04, 2014
charijee: Hello peeps. ......
it's good to be home. ......
missed y'all. ........
was down with illness but I'm getting stronger. ........
my one and only. ....JeffreyJamez is a friend and a hubby indeed....thanks sugar
Toniro I got your pm, thanks
cheriepet I got your message, thanks
lanicky your call was soothing, thanks
daveP thanks for the concern
frankben actually asked after me, I'm grateful
to the rest of my family members. ......
Missyhorlah. ......dre11. .....IrishKez. .....FrankySnow. .....PrinceAdepoju. ......snowprince07. ......noble4d. .....LaurinaDavid. ......jennimma. ......kaboninc. .....harlos. ......xtarxhyne. .....Lorlaahlozz. .......seunfavor........jigsawkillah. ...LogoDWhiz. ....kingk. ......and others
saw your mentions........wishing you all a peaceful month of September(though it's coming late)
welcome back.



I need to call a prophet to 'sanctify' the doors. No body mustu fall ill again. Na lie enemies, e no fit work.... Welcome!
Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by daveP(m): 1:29pm On Sep 04, 2014
( runs into thread perimeter with a cop or two) search this perimeter gus, we need evidence and real ones at that!


( a cop shouts @ mencade5) down (he kneels)


me: whats that cop Gustavo?

Oh uve caught one of em? Gracia gracias(viesw the suspect as he pleads. His accomplice is gone) mencade5 so ure here carrying on d ministry? (orders his boys to drag him away. As she weeps ) grin grin






stupidity reigns amongst two guys battling ova this yung girl!!


(exits the perimeter)
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 11:36am On Sep 04, 2014
vosquare: I no ft stay for ring na
hmm, its a lumberjack match, any1, i repeat any1 outside the ring, u d ref inclusive, will get a sweet, memorable beating before being thrown back into d ring. So choose wisely grin grin
Celebrities › Re: "Stop Complaining About My bosom Because No Be You Dey Carry Am" - Waje by daveP(m): 11:03am On Sep 04, 2014
After she don born finish , u con dey wonder hw e take big. All those 'sabbaticals' our female celebs dey take, wetin u think say dem dey do for a whole year- swimming, relaxing, shopping??



They are carrying pregnancies for some daddies in d industry-omawumi, waje,..... Etc im nt surprised. Nature is simple at work on her.
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 10:56am On Sep 04, 2014
U have d 'authority' to disqualify whoseva slaps of spears u down. Goodmorning grin
vosquare: grin grin
Literature › Re: Changed by daveP(m): 10:53am On Sep 04, 2014
JigsawKillah: yes boss
editing it right away!


morning sir DaveP
Jig how far now. Keep it moofin .
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 10:51am On Sep 04, 2014
lovelyronke20: I mean a co-moderator jare
link up with adaobi*23. Il pm u soon
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 10:48am On Sep 04, 2014
RaphaellaDD: I want vosquare as the guest referee. Hope I spelt that right!!!! And I don't need the Raphaella grip to win. I'll f-5 the life out of langston grin
hmm okay.






I miss 619.
Culture › Re: Italian Couple Perform Igbo Traditional Wedding Rites by daveP(m): 10:30am On Sep 04, 2014
Good news.









I hope they arent spies! The easiest way to walk into an african man's heart is thru his culture. He'l get comfortable with you, dropping all his defences. (thats a food for thought) we're all predictable to that extent.




But good one for them.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Descendants Of Noah: Our World Today by daveP(m): 2:32am On Sep 04, 2014
Guess dispersal, migration helped. The land of cush envelops present day Kenya, sudan,ethiopia. Till wars, and other factor reduced ethiopia to its present size. Cush was probably born black for his father to name him black. Hmm
Literature › Re: Changed by daveP(m): 2:21am On Sep 04, 2014
JigsawKillah: SammyHoe, missyhorlah xtarxhyne laurinadavid mzmariah daveP abumikey mynd44 foxyflow lanicky cheriepet charijee logodwhiz 3dimension
anybody wey I no mention is also welcome o
na hurryness cause am
okay. Lets get started (rolls in a train of icecream for vips only)
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 2:18am On Sep 04, 2014
RaphaellaDD: I want vosquare as the guest referee. Hope I spelt that right!!!!
(gives vosquare the striped jersey with wwe badge on it) okay get ur selves prepared. Wondering how ul lift vosquare. Il snap the strain on ur face when u do dat with much force cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:11am On Sep 04, 2014
lanicky: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys! Abeg no para for me oooooo....I've bn busy outside Nl....Sadly...I av to go now cry

Don't worry ama chat berra @night grin

harlos......daveP....frankben1....
seunfavour....Xtarxhyne...Missyhorlah....
sis Cheriepet.....bro Jeffreyjames....
toniro.....Kabonic.kabonic...
sucobaba....LogoDwhiz....Irishkez...Snowprince07
*who elsehuh*

(««((««(muaaah....love y'all)»»)») wink
hmm special delivery. smiley
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 2:05am On Sep 04, 2014
lovelyronke20: I will need help now
sure u will now. Youtube links, etc... And a well written write-up(which ure good @ already)
Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by daveP(m): 2:01am On Sep 04, 2014
Hmm.




Youre taking it this time.

Prettyspicey..
Your ink bottle plenty ooo smiley
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Guys Should Stop Doing by daveP(m): 1:56am On Sep 04, 2014
temigracie: ..lwkmdfh ooo....

Everyone s a spirit....you are a spirit...i am also a spirit
hmm u are twist it now o grin grin make we kukuma hear what all d spirits dey talk (we go all land for yabaleft) grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by daveP(m): 1:34am On Sep 04, 2014
MizMyColi: Yeah, thanks. Hope yours is too?
feeling serene now.. Sleep ran
Sports › Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by daveP(m): 4:23pm On Sep 03, 2014
If its wrestling mod, ronke are you sure u can handle it? Issoriat.
TeamCenation#


@Raphaella: which referee dyu want? And besides i ban u from using the Raphaella Grip in this fight. Its a TLC match though wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Cyla Simpson's Defense Of Anita Oyakhilome by daveP(m): 4:14pm On Sep 03, 2014
Even the high Priest in the Bible had weeks off to attend to his family. If the above accusation against the pastor 'in white suits' aka Pastor Chris, is true, then i concur its typical of 'big men of God'


even Apostle Peter had time for family- all my point is based on if the above is true!
Christianity Etc › Re: Cyla Simpson's Defense Of Anita Oyakhilome by daveP(m): 4:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
( a typical scene that happens out of ignorance)


woGO-wife of G.O
G.O- general overseer



wife:- honey we need you at home, i need you. (almost weeps as her husband packs his diary and other important files, dragging his not properly worn shoes till he sits and wears it) u are always busy, busy busy. Today oklahoma, tomorrow, its beijing, frankfurt, solomon's island, krakov, and yet you dont have a full week with us. Your kids wouldnt know why you do this.


G.O: woman, i am a Big man of God. I have to approve, ordain and deliver as the Spirit leads me. I would have time for you this coming Easter, but this is paramount- "winning souls for God's kingdom" (puts on tie as a soft knock is heard on his door) dont let the devil use you to ruin my ministry.


Wife: hmm which devil. Youre a father and you ought to do your duty to your family 1st.


G.O: (buttons sleeves annoyingly) later woman. (he rushes out as his next trip is to new zealand. He must meet the minister's meeting)


(the above is entirely fictional and should not be taken so so serious)
Science/Technology › Re: Massive Ocean Discovered Towards The Earths Core by daveP(m): 3:55pm On Sep 03, 2014
Who tok say Creator no exist before. Before science discovers all His secrets. They'l need at least 11, 000yrs of 23hrs/day to study/research!
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Guys Should Stop Doing by daveP(m): 3:50pm On Sep 03, 2014
temigracie: ...lol...one of those things Naija girls hate about Naija boys....some guys need to upgrade for real....


.....Later you see them opening a counter thread now, they will not accept they are wrong most tyms and try to make amends.....

.....Anyways, ayaf sed my mind oooo....He who has ears let him hear.....
......hear what the Spirit says to......





Temi are you a spirit? shocked shockedshocked
Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by daveP(m): 3:45pm On Sep 03, 2014
Franzis, i feel like i should continue the above.... Permit me





( about 7months later at a party, the Dj dropd Dbanj's fall in love, waist are twisting, some drunk buddies carry themselves respectably. But it is obvious they are nt stable)



Girl: oh my, im feeling scared ben(the new guy)

ben: why? We are in dis together baby. I hope this isnt about what gboyega did to you. (her face affirms it) cmon sweety..


Girl: (looks him in d eye)

ben: ive been thinking..... (stared face across at the dj that nods his head in exhilaration to his music) if life is so harsh... Il like to beat it to its own game..(kneels down and brings out platinum-coated 12-carat engagement ring) Will u be my wife, my best friend, greates pal and the one i call my 'one'?


Girl: (covers her face and stands up) yes ben, yes ben!!(screams and hugs him. Those around are aware and start clapping, the drunk ones inclusive)






........... To be continued grin

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