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Missmossy: Lollz...wetin dey sup?prayers will erm flow. Dont worry. Im fine. Good a.m! ![]() |
daveP: Franzis, i feel like i should continue the above.... Permit me(somewhere in Surulere, Gboyega sips his bottle, probably beer. He couldnt contain himselfs since Abimbola called it quits. He hissed and stood, he needed to settled down soon, but his pay wasnt enough. He knew this bitter truth but felt he could 'always manage'. He dialled donbandonz number) Gboye: ma guy xup now. Donba: gboye wetin dey now, i hear say bimbo waka go.... Gboye: dont mind that bast**d, always thinking life's a bed of roses. I knew she was seeing someone o. Imagine 4years waste like dat....(he ranted on) Donba: guy chill now. Haba. I tell u say u no fit see correct babe weey fit settle down. U no gree now una don see. Make una con flex small for my side. I get packaging for u. Gboye: guy u fall ma hand o. Well i go try show. Donba: shey na dat job stuff. Go look for beter job jare. 120k!! Me wey u dey teach for uni.... Abeg na dis kine job u dey do.... Go find 500, go delta, PH dey. Cool cash. Easy... No forget o. Sha come 1st. We go yarn... (cuts the call and pecks one of d chick besides him) jst a close friend. Girl: hmm, that sounded serious, like about settling down Donba: (knowing where she's tryna drive at and stands up) erm. Il be right back(sips a lil moet and rushes out with two other dudes) Girl: (hisses) donbadonz!!(laughs silently) If not for cash....... |
CONTINUATION =============================== Sam woke up in a dark room, the walls were still wet, evident of a leaky roof. There were no windows and he stood and tried to ascertain time from a little crack in the roof. The door jolted open and Gozie dropped a plate of fried eggs and a whole loaf of Butterfield bread. "Eat this." then he dropped a bottle of tea besides and locked the door behind him. Sam stared at the food. This in itself sent a signal to his mind. Why would he be treated so well? He expected to be beaten and maltreated, but it seems his captors werent ready to take such actions. He heard the crickets and concluded night had fallen. So this was his dinner. He felt reluctant to eat it. It could be poisoned- he thought. He brushed aside the thought and tore the loaf and ate a few slices, totally ignoring the plate of fried eggs. He could'nt sell himself away so easily. On the contrary rather, because the plate was empty in fifteen minutes. He was really starved. He recalled the event of the day, and how Louis tried pacing up with him. His steps saved his best friend. Else, they would have been two. These men didnt look as though they could hurt, even as they looked and acted tough. He got angry at the fact that he would'nt kick a ball come Monday. Then he thought of home..... His mum.... He fell asleep across the wall. ------------------------------------------------- "Gozie, you never find out why we dey this deal?" Dele queried. He saw no need for such an army of three when all they were after was a young boy. "Mr Hai go pay sweet cash, no worry Dele. 50 for me, 50 for you, and 50 for for....wetin be una name again?..... Gozie pointed at the third fellow, who sat silently. He was Dele's friend. "Fredo." he puffed at his cigarette. He wasnt all together perturbed about who directed orders, etc. He was simply after the cash. And he hoped Dele had landed the right deal. "Let this man call us now." Dele was getting impatient. "Guy, chill mon......" The call came in a few minutes afterwards. "Hello boss." Gozie beckoned at the two to keep silent, as they both rounded the table. "We've done all you asked for. And we'l be expecting from you by morning." "Its alright, and remember to keep him comfortable, unless i order otherwise. His father will wise up in a few days, perhaps hours. And you'l get your desired share. Do not arouse suspicious Gozie. I repeat do not arouse...." "Boss we've heard. No underrate dem guy now Just leave that aspect for us to handle." Gozie interrupted 'Oga Hai' calmly. "This will all be over before Tuesday afternoon, i have all things in my favor. So relax boys...." The call ended. Gozie hissed as he dropped the mobile set. The leaned backward and whistled. This deal was about taking off. "Check on that boy Dele." Dele rushed to check on Sam, he met him breathing as he slept across the wall. The floor was cold. Temperature was dropping already. He rushed to get a mat and laid the young boy on it. Then he left Fredo to sit and watch. The time was 9:12pm They would rotate till dawn. ------------------------------------------------- Sunday morning came faster than expected. It caught the entire family unawares, but Dupe was up early and soon the house was bustling with activities prior to their departure for Church. Aunty Bose prepared a light meal and soon they left in two batches to the church. Mr Ezey felt his sore eyes and remembered the previous day's mishap. It almost ruined his day. But he felt helping and prompt action in such cases needed no second thought. He glanced at Dupe and she smiled as he touched her arm while driving. "I feel like you're just brand new, from the market...." Mr Ezey teased. "hmm, thank you! I'l investigate your claims when we are back from Church, besides are ..." "Its a new church actually. Fiery Preacher- Pastor Zaccheus. Wonderful miracles, testimonies.... We've felt at home since we came across him. Just that...." He heaved and continued driving without completing his statement. "Just that i wasnt around i guess thats what you meant to say?" Dupe looked at him for an answer. She smiled when he beamed in response. She still understood him like as though she wasnt absent from his life. Perhaps he was still predictable, but he's changed with age. "We'll pray for Sam..." Louis reminded them ask they dropped at the Church. " How long have you been attending Ola?" Dupe asked. "Half a decade now. We're almost late." He replied and walked towards the edifice, greeting some members as he approached. Melodious tunes filled the air- the spirit of worship. Song: Envy- I'm I wrong |
charijee: I've missed enough there. .....update sharpaly. ...ama visit latersure. Typing. Will convene a meeting soon. |
charijee: Thanks daveP. ......lol abeg call the prophet. ......how's you?im doing good. Guess u are too. Lemme goan update me story. Mtn on upgrade since 1pm. Cudnt post. ![]() |
Missmossy: Here i'm...wassupwow, liamm i 1st u but i no tok. Take it jejely. |
JigsawKillah: ur boy is emulating you!lol. We dey behind you. No worry. |
vosquare: No worry.....na cage fight sure passmtn don start o |
charijee: Hello peeps. ......welcome back. I need to call a prophet to 'sanctify' the doors. No body mustu fall ill again. Na lie enemies, e no fit work.... Welcome! |
( runs into thread perimeter with a cop or two) search this perimeter gus, we need evidence and real ones at that! ( a cop shouts @ mencade5) down (he kneels) me: whats that cop Gustavo? Oh uve caught one of em? Gracia gracias(viesw the suspect as he pleads. His accomplice is gone) mencade5 so ure here carrying on d ministry? (orders his boys to drag him away. As she weeps ) ![]() stupidity reigns amongst two guys battling ova this yung girl!! (exits the perimeter) |
vosquare: I no ft stay for ring nahmm, its a lumberjack match, any1, i repeat any1 outside the ring, u d ref inclusive, will get a sweet, memorable beating before being thrown back into d ring. So choose wisely ![]() |
After she don born finish , u con dey wonder hw e take big. All those 'sabbaticals' our female celebs dey take, wetin u think say dem dey do for a whole year- swimming, relaxing, shopping?? They are carrying pregnancies for some daddies in d industry-omawumi, waje,..... Etc im nt surprised. Nature is simple at work on her. |
U have d 'authority' to disqualify whoseva slaps of spears u down. Goodmorning ![]() vosquare: |
JigsawKillah: yes bossJig how far now. Keep it moofin . |
lovelyronke20: I mean a co-moderator jarelink up with adaobi*23. Il pm u soon |
RaphaellaDD: I want vosquare as the guest referee. Hope I spelt that right!!!! And I don't need the Raphaella grip to win. I'll f-5 the life out of langstonhmm okay. I miss 619. |
Good news. I hope they arent spies! The easiest way to walk into an african man's heart is thru his culture. He'l get comfortable with you, dropping all his defences. (thats a food for thought) we're all predictable to that extent. But good one for them. |
Guess dispersal, migration helped. The land of cush envelops present day Kenya, sudan,ethiopia. Till wars, and other factor reduced ethiopia to its present size. Cush was probably born black for his father to name him black. Hmm |
JigsawKillah: SammyHoe, missyhorlah xtarxhyne laurinadavid mzmariah daveP abumikey mynd44 foxyflow lanicky cheriepet charijee logodwhiz 3dimensionokay. Lets get started (rolls in a train of icecream for vips only) |
RaphaellaDD: I want vosquare as the guest referee. Hope I spelt that right!!!!(gives vosquare the striped jersey with wwe badge on it) okay get ur selves prepared. Wondering how ul lift vosquare. Il snap the strain on ur face when u do dat with much force ![]() |
lanicky: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys! Abeg no para for me oooooo....I've bn busy outside Nl....Sadly...I av to go nowhmm special delivery. ![]() |
lovelyronke20: I will need help nowsure u will now. Youtube links, etc... And a well written write-up(which ure good @ already) |
Hmm. Youre taking it this time. Prettyspicey.. Your ink bottle plenty ooo ![]() |
temigracie: ..lwkmdfh ooo....hmm u are twist it now o make we kukuma hear what all d spirits dey talk (we go all land for yabaleft) ![]() |
MizMyColi: Yeah, thanks. Hope yours is too?feeling serene now.. Sleep ran |
If its wrestling mod, ronke are you sure u can handle it? Issoriat. TeamCenation# @Raphaella: which referee dyu want? And besides i ban u from using the Raphaella Grip in this fight. Its a TLC match though ![]() |
Even the high Priest in the Bible had weeks off to attend to his family. If the above accusation against the pastor 'in white suits' aka Pastor Chris, is true, then i concur its typical of 'big men of God' even Apostle Peter had time for family- all my point is based on if the above is true! |
( a typical scene that happens out of ignorance) woGO-wife of G.O G.O- general overseer wife:- honey we need you at home, i need you. (almost weeps as her husband packs his diary and other important files, dragging his not properly worn shoes till he sits and wears it) u are always busy, busy busy. Today oklahoma, tomorrow, its beijing, frankfurt, solomon's island, krakov, and yet you dont have a full week with us. Your kids wouldnt know why you do this. G.O: woman, i am a Big man of God. I have to approve, ordain and deliver as the Spirit leads me. I would have time for you this coming Easter, but this is paramount- "winning souls for God's kingdom" (puts on tie as a soft knock is heard on his door) dont let the devil use you to ruin my ministry. Wife: hmm which devil. Youre a father and you ought to do your duty to your family 1st. G.O: (buttons sleeves annoyingly) later woman. (he rushes out as his next trip is to new zealand. He must meet the minister's meeting) (the above is entirely fictional and should not be taken so so serious) |
Who tok say Creator no exist before. Before science discovers all His secrets. They'l need at least 11, 000yrs of 23hrs/day to study/research! |
temigracie: ...lol...one of those things Naija girls hate about Naija boys....some guys need to upgrade for real..........hear what the Spirit says to...... Temi are you a spirit? |
Franzis, i feel like i should continue the above.... Permit me ( about 7months later at a party, the Dj dropd Dbanj's fall in love, waist are twisting, some drunk buddies carry themselves respectably. But it is obvious they are nt stable) Girl: oh my, im feeling scared ben(the new guy) ben: why? We are in dis together baby. I hope this isnt about what gboyega did to you. (her face affirms it) cmon sweety.. Girl: (looks him in d eye) ben: ive been thinking..... (stared face across at the dj that nods his head in exhilaration to his music) if life is so harsh... Il like to beat it to its own game..(kneels down and brings out platinum-coated 12-carat engagement ring) Will u be my wife, my best friend, greates pal and the one i call my 'one'? Girl: (covers her face and stands up) yes ben, yes ben!!(screams and hugs him. Those around are aware and start clapping, the drunk ones inclusive) ........... To be continued ![]() |
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