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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 3:30pm On Sep 03, 2014
"i bless the rains down in africaaa"



hello (peeps) anyone here? Missmossy, dre1.....
Politics › Re: 2015: Late Balewa's Son Wants To Rule Nigeria by daveP(m): 3:27pm On Sep 03, 2014
Hmm. We have an obama-replicant in the UK aspiring to take over. His late father was into politics as well.



Now the son of a late prime-minister aspiring to take over as well. Was he the one in that pix where his father sat on a mat with two lil kids? I guess he is..........



He seems/looks neutral until we see more.
Politics › Re: I'm Not Into Politics To Share Money- Kate Henshaw by daveP(m): 3:23pm On Sep 03, 2014
I just pray they wont suck the remaining flesh out of the one she's got on her skeletal frame. We know what happen when Mama Nafdac dabbled into it.






Its simply a dirty game.


Besides Desmond Elliot, when are you goina start campaigning for Lagos state.? grin grin grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:54am On Sep 03, 2014
Morning y'all how was ur night?


Redgem ure sighted!
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by daveP(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2014
MizMyColi: True, that. I'm fine. You? cool
afillgud i know that ahwud. cheesy hope ur night was good?
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by daveP(m): 9:35pm On Sep 02, 2014
MizMyColi: Y'all should cut the guy some slack already jorey! cheesy This shows that his conscience hasn't been seared and that He still has a heart for God. Kefee's Demise (Bless Her Soul) must have caused him to undergo sober reflection.
hmm! Good point. He allegedly reconciles....... Its an individual journey afterall smiley






how u doing?
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 9:30pm On Sep 02, 2014
IrishKez: You are avoiding me ba?

Continue! embarassed
nooo, hw would i? Cant do that sweery!! I mean it. How u doing?
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2014
cocoberry: Cocoberry is very well dear.
okay.






U speak in the 2nd person?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Having A Crush On Omavik by daveP(m): 8:36pm On Sep 02, 2014
(Enters with a cop or two. He directs them around the thread to search. He looks around until a cop shouts. He has seen evidence)

whats dat Agent GUSTAVO? grin grin


oh frankben1's statements. Gracias! Gracias. (puts evidence in an airbox and tightens it) to show it to S**nfavor!!


Lets go guys. We're done here!!

(tracks back and eventually leave the thread 'perimeter')
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 8:10pm On Sep 02, 2014
cocoberry: Ok lemme try......O ghost mode is a song by Phyno wey get scary eyes


Cocoberry must not say dis kinda info again! DaveP how r u?
GBAM!!



CORRECT smiley Thought u would see it and get confused.



I'm doing good. Hw bout you?
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 2:00pm On Sep 02, 2014
IfyAngela: 'dig' as in 'like', that 'i'll tell u later' feels more like you won't tell me at all
i will


the eyes actually. They are windows. I love looking at windows.








Might soon change focus though wink
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:49pm On Sep 01, 2014
iceberylin: jezzzzzZ that will be Hell on Earth shocked
naso.... Abi na u? Confess o....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:47pm On Sep 01, 2014
seunfavor: hapi nu month to my e family., I love u guyz so much
smiley same to you sis. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Monthly Greetings To All My Followers by daveP(m): 11:45pm On Sep 01, 2014
Adufetohposh: Happy New Month DaveP. God will perfect all that concerns u dear.
(kneels to collect adura from the holy prophetess) oh i recieve it, yes i can feelllllll it. Amen! (stands up and looks for bulgy envelope, but it has disappeared) chai where is.......... shocked grin grin ( sees her counting notes faster than the machine) shocked shocked shocked shocked cash me da money...


grin











cheesy hope youre good. Ive started the countdown. Will tell u bout it later. Thanks dear kiss
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 11:38pm On Sep 01, 2014
cocoberry: His Nose n middle finger will determine how thick and Big his manliness is........ and also his BIG toe will tell d size of his CAP or ring!

** His thick lips too, dat will do d work down. Dere** kai!
shocked shocked rePPPPENNNNNNT!!! (SPEAKS IN TONGUES like nkem owoh) Oghostmodeisasongbyphynoweygetscaryeyes!! Ahhhh yes ohcocoberrymustnotsaydiskindainfoagainnnn!!!! Reppppppprnt!!!














(lowers intonation) they are actually real word.look wella!!
grin
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 11:33pm On Sep 01, 2014
IfyAngela: nope not fast enough (catches you) hmmm so you dig them too eh? Tell me something... wink
shocked dig? Context needed pls!! Phew(exhales) erm i look their 1st. And erm(exhales) il tell u later..... tongue
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 8:13pm On Sep 01, 2014
IfyAngela: *narrows eyes*

Okies
do that again! Wow thats where i look 1st too grin





(runs out before being caught)
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 8:06pm On Sep 01, 2014
CONTINUATION




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"Mrs Ojemba! Please be seated." Corporal Kenny beckoned for her to seat. He took up his pen ready to quickly get the process done in a few minutes. His bowels sang hunger tunes and the arrival of the couple denied him satisfying nature's call.


"So what exactly does your husband...." He began earnestly.


"He's a contractor, and a very busy one. But i warned him the very moment he told me about Mr Ibe demanding for more than the agreed sum. He said he could handle it. How they got to know our abode still baffles me. Now my son is gone because of his naivety." She turned and her legs trembled.


"Well, erm...." Corporal Kehinde coughed and jotted a few things. Then he rose to peep outside. He asked a few more questions and got satisfactory answers. He rounded up and smiled. Then he took his leave to 'refill' before reporting back to his boss.



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"Dubious men will always act that way Mr Ojemba. You should have verified if he was truly working with Philips Inc fully or if he was just using informal connections. Always affirm whatever you go into. Especially when business is involved." Srgt Okoro was dissatisfied with the way Sam's father went about this particular business deal. His brief account of the whole deal was enough to make him the cause of his present predicament.


A few minutes after, Corp Kenny knocked and reported he had finished his interrogation. His boss looked sternly at him and could see he was lying. He would deal with him later. Food was his weakness.



Louis turned as his dad tapped him. "Lets go boy." he called.

"Erm Mr Ezey, my men have just gone to the scene and would be just rounding up by now." The Seargent spied his wristwatch.


"No problem Officer. Glad my son could ascertain all this in time, if not we would have been chasing the wind." He shook hands with the Seargent and exited the station with his tired-looking son. Mr Ojemba opted to stay behind despite being told he could leave.


"I will sleep in this station tonight, at least until i hear from from this..... Scally..." he found difficult in expressing his pain. He dialled Mr Ibe's line again. No answer. He sat down and stared into space. Lost in thought. The female Corporal stared at him as he soliloquized to himself repeatedly. Then the call came in!


An Anonymous caller.....


"Hello, who is this? I said who the hell is this?" The once wearied man, now expressed energy with words. A voice laughed at the other end and made Mr Ojemba to continue swearing.


"If you need your son, simply deposit the remainder of my cash in that bank account i just sent to you." The voice ordered sarcastically. Mr Ojemba looked at his screen and saw the incoming message. "You are crazy!"


"Dont bother using those lazy men in uniform to do anything. It wont help matters. I have 'the lonng spoon' and i dine 'with the devil himself', within and without Mr Ojemba. Five million is nothing to you. So...."

Seargent Okoro came and requested to speak with the caller, just about the time the call ended.


"Do you recognise the caller's voice?"


" Oh my! Robbers! Foo fooo fooo.... Scallywags..... I must revenge accordingly." he pointed at no one in particular and he looked really confused. He fell into the chair just as his wife came out from the Interrogation Room.


"Who called?" She asked fearfully. She scanned the faces of the officers around and her husband's as well.

"He called." then he rubbed his bald head repeatedly in annoyance. He looked rough, his angered expression added to the fact that he did.


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As Mr Ezey and his son arrived home. He met a busy atmosphere. Quite unusual. The kitchen was busy and he could perceive the aroma- his wife was at work again. His olfactories still kept her 'works' Louis spoke with his sister and soon was asleep. Iya tinuke surfaced from the kitchen and asked about the whole situation.


"The Police are handling it well. Just that Mr Ojemba is a careless man. He was probably traced from work and now his little boy bears the grunt." He looked at Louis as he spoke. The thought of his boy getting involve in a messy deal he initiated made him scared. He quickly brushed it asides.


"Welcome back!" Dupe greeted him with a smile, as she emerged from the kitchen wiping her hands

"Such a day. What have you?" he asked.


"Hmm not so fast oga." Iya Tinuke teased her elder brother. "And you did like you didnt miss the aroma since."


He smiled and soon dozed off also, just besides his resemblance-Louis!




Song: Tuface Idibia- Implication
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 7:12pm On Sep 01, 2014
iceberylin: No fear,EFCC no dh find u grin
i just wan confarm
daveP is ma moniker o. Anyone asides dat claiming to be me is forgery and deserve some primetime with brock lesnar in a cellroom! grin
Romance › Re: Which Part Of The Body Do You Look First When You Meet A New Person. by daveP(m): 7:11pm On Sep 01, 2014
IfyAngela: lol hairy guys aint bad grin huh!? Confession tapes? What's on them embarassed

I'm doing great and you?
erm jst a few clips for my..... Erm nothing! Nothing really!! grin am fine
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by daveP(m): 7:07pm On Sep 01, 2014
ymdo: This nigga's brain has been completely formatted by watching too much "Oyinbo" film. Its non of my business how he like his fries anyway grin
grin grin grin this got me rolling on the floor!!!! The gurl looks confused than the guy that rested on he shoulder.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:02pm On Sep 01, 2014
JeffreyJamez: thanks bro....i will tell her smiley
okay
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:00pm On Sep 01, 2014
Story time..... (throw the key at her) cook whateva ur heart desires.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:57pm On Sep 01, 2014
lanicky: I got it right jawe sad
for where. Thats what gustavo did to frankben when he disturbed seunfavor. Look@ d pix well. Its a move done in wrestling. I fly at ur head, clutch it with my two hands and let ma fly-power continue. Thereby making the assailant to be knocked out cold. (tries to show her example with her own head)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:51pm On Sep 01, 2014
lanicky: shuuuuchhhhh! Talk quietly I don't want him to hear...u know he's d chef wink
( taps them both frm behind; their scream is registered 2 blocks away)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:49pm On Sep 01, 2014
lanicky: *drops stool* oooops! I'm sorry dave cry
*whispers* I'm fecking hungry sad
hmmm. Now d part i flex ma muscle like Lebron James
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:48pm On Sep 01, 2014
lanicky: I'm sorry na...embarassed

RKO MEANS TO WRESTLE WITH SOME1 grin
so u too dnt knw what RKO means? Okay.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
iceberylin: Happy New Month to all of una weh dh follow me enjoy this correct story !!!! grin


uhmmm,davep are u the writer of SEX,DRUGS AND BEING AN AGBOROhuh
what? Ice!!! No atall. Why did u ask? Abeg o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:42pm On Sep 01, 2014
IrishKez: I want to know the meaning naa so that I wont remain a novice when next I see it embarassed
here it is...

RANDY KNOCK-OUT
lipsrsealed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:37pm On Sep 01, 2014
chibwike: i just did
okay now. HNM!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:35pm On Sep 01, 2014
snowprince07: ***caught yaa tongue
shuo
lanicky: Yipppee! God bless u Snow P grin
*whispers* plsss help me break his coconut head lipsrsealed
u still wantu go ahead? Talk about playing with hunger (tempts them with d head) okay good, no show. Snowprince wats the full meaning of RKO? grin

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