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KingTom: hmmmmmn I've been away for too long

chai chai chai KT is Back O......

KelvinGraphics: What

Ogbeni repent na 4 this year is coming to an end
Haba! When would U stop tresspassing into HIS properties?

FIXED TO TASTE!!

frankben: hahaha. Your Property? You have no property here nwokem .

Stop seducing His wives.

(smooches beard)

charijee: frankben said it's legal for him to have any woman here......I'm very fine.....you?

any woman? I advice the one wif him to hold him down to avoid him rotating. Charms must be pwerful indoors! Il handle him.(dials Gustavo's number) Gustavo !! Gustavo !! te necesito aquí, él está hasta sus astutos trucos de nuevo! (drops call)



besides im doing good. Was busy yesternight, thus my absence.

frankben: you mean the overthrown dave or is there another dave?

frankben: I'm a changed person that's why I've chosen to stick with irishkez. But you keep distracting us

Whats dis about frank

charijee: And who made it legal?.....I'll report you to daveP

i missed something. Pls do fill me in.



How r u?

1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry her because what's the essence of doing JSS1-SSS3
if you know you won't write WAEC?
2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair, daniella, expression or even darling yaki.
3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, more than 1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day.
NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS
4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9yrs and you didn't marry her, pls you have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in 8yrs.. You all are birds of a feather.
5. If you remain in good terms with your
landlord, you won't have reason to build your own house. Stop being a
tenant: Quarrel with him today.
6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the
mother of a dead child.
7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, its not like they care.. They just want to be sure you're not
doing better than them.
8. You're tired of being single? Why don't you test God by buying a wedding gown and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you.


Goodest morning

Overall wine mocked them in the press.
Overall this issue still wont get settled.
Both have emotions
both were wrong.

But..... We no be robot now. If not, we'l be lining up for slap-rations everyday. Hmm

Margy: I thought the building is on top of the rock??

a childhood thought/fantasy i held onto until AIT changed that in sec school

lilprinze: I don't know what is so special about the Aso Rock sef that they don't allow people take pictures of the place or visit the place unless invited even the white house and buckingham palace still allow people to visit and take photographs of the place .

i wonder!

Whats that jide alabi's soap on WapTv again.....



Ehen "HEAD OF STATES"

exteriors of the said 'presidential villa' couldnt be shot, it happened indoors all thru.

They should open the gateways and let us feel proud of our President's abode joor!

Donfamous: exactly my thoughts. They've been on the case of islamising Nigeria since. But God won't just allow that to happen.

and they spend close to 300milla on maintenance. What im i even saying sef. Its more than that.


Is that bending streetlight poles im seeing. Step up truly needed. Want those domes removed. There are better architectural designs for roofing.

One thing is common wif them all.
None of them except oguchi has played more than 15 international games. Nedum still has a chance. They use you and sidetrack you. Gabby can testify. The English team keeps rotating strikers. Thus even Heskey had to step aside. Thats how they used david James and dumped him. Joe hart go hear am soon. If they played for Nig, their caps would have been much by now. Ask Victor Moses

Donfamous: It looks like gogoryeo fortress .
And besides y is the banquet in form of a mosque?

the person that built it still have d coordinates till date. He probably tot this country would be islamized. He's retired and likewise mistaken. Its too obvious. Why domes for aso rock villa and national assembly building?

Brahms: Na why Nollywood dey always find one big apartment, put Flag for one side, leather chair.. call am President Office! SMH! Because they dont know what Aso-Rock is like!

Na Olumo Rock dey fest come person mind if you hear Aso-Rock.

Mehn, Big Props to Hollywood! And Amelika!

ROTFLAC

Nollywood and that flad. I heard a producer borrowed one from anoda producer that wanted to act 'president'. It wa obvious d flag have changed hands manytimes. Cracking@ bolded

lilprinze: Chi am highly disappointed at this pictures so this is the almighty Aso Rock? Smh.
So with all the money this country has they can't use it to build a very beautiful, nice and adorable presidential villa?
They should please go demolish this hut and build something better and beautiful.

theyre doing asif the villa must be compromised by a single pix. Whereas White House gat thousands of tourist and yet.....no one still knows d ins and outs. D occupants are truly uninspired.

Im goina crack@ comments today. Fp pls

urhoboman: our ladies don begin carry traffic light for head?
That awkward moment when strolling with ur homies, a lady walked passed and smile at yall, you summon courage, walk up to her and strike a convo, her reply- "sorry I dint smile at you, I smiled at YOUR friend"

#teamobeytrafficrules#

Artificiality wasting hard-earned cash since the days of Pharaoh-necho





#TeamLeaveItTheWayItsDrawnByNature#

booqee: lalasticlala's topic always on frontpage!!! which levels sef??!!!
Lemme quickly run to my dibia!! this one is not hitting d front page!

(as she arrives dibia kamanga's compound, she hears some unknown words from the dibia's hut. Perhaps he's in the 'mood' of seeing)



dib kamanga: what you came here for(rethrows cowries)... Cannot be changed(looks at her face) the gods have spoken(lowers intonation) besides you came late. it is in efupee(struggles to pronounce FP, smile reveals gaps and brown teeth)


her: what... How did u....


Dib kamanga: hahahaha my dibiality is 21st century(laughs and coughs) i also nairaland!!!

Hmm, hope its been confirmed in toto








i.e- completely

greatgod2012: These are animals who doesn't have much sense of reasoning, yet they're faithful with their mates, which some human beings find difficult to be, maybe those people need to be shown this thread to let them know and realise that faithfulness in relationship is a virtue and not difficult to achieve.

lol like a Job vs God contest.

Some may say relationships cant work out, etc. God will simply refer to these animals without our kind of brain. Remains look-me-i-look-you!

IfyAngela: I like this thread and i totally agree with penguins, watching 'happy feet' made me do more research on this animals.

ahem

FrankySnow: Nothing.

hmm (inhales) k. Im coming.....

FrankySnow:

(exhales) hope nothing?

bustyhelen: no but a man can be seduced.

rape only if a gay man rapes another man.

but for woman to rape a man, nooo

i beg to disagree.....

dre11: Yes nah...
We guys are always molested daily by the girls
The only diff is that urs is mostly physical while ours is mental and psychological

hmm Ffthought

More like an ignition key, proving its still alive. Ive come across this question in particular. Couldnt give detailed explanation

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

15) The 'liars on call'- they get calls and say they are at allen junction whereas they are still at mangoro/cement. Most of us are guilty of dat, except me


16) silent releaser- they 'shuffle' the air and i dey pity the person wey no get hanky to cover nose- sometimes might be those well-dressed/suited up fellas. Its a no respecter of persons.

17) trader- this ones enter after a passenger had dropped halfway thru the destination of d bus. They always bargain over sacks/loads with d conductor, sometimes delaying everyone. Not to talk of d stench if its a meat-seller/butcher.sometimes u wished 'molue' was still around to transport these passengers instead. You can percieve the squeezed faces of some passenger when they enter, sometimes singing 'pasuma'



18) 'Olopa superior'- theses once are police officers that just enter any danfo anyhow, speeding or in traffic jam. Mind you they wont even pay. They love the front seats besides the driver(with that bag) they even hang with the conductor if there's no space.

i can think of 5 more, but il stop here

dre11: The teacher......
But im still learning from u sha

u can only get the 'better' tag when im not around. And thats nice. I love to teach

dre11: Fixed
Aw u dey nah?

u learnt dat from me. Hmm(smooches beard)

frankben: it took effect when i was still in mars

mars. Pix of u know d deal. If u cant proof with pix, then i wunt believe it has taken effect either.

Op u forgot adding the China Great wall!