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Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 3:18pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: Chicken? U are sick. Get that shit out of my side.

thats beef now! (wipes face in dismay)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:15pm On Jul 21, 2014

Jennimma: don't mind me o jare! Ayam fine,jez dat I miss Joe Joe

ironically revealing! (smooches beard)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2014

Yungmilio2: lol.
me good..
nah your footsteps I dey follow

na lie,confess the real deal! 4in a row!u sure say na me or frankben

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:11pm On Jul 21, 2014

mencade5: option? U either take me tor forget me.

il fotocopy this deal and let lanicky show u anytime una dey disturb her!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:08pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Hmmmm...I pity ur handsome
He's gonna beat u blue back

(big chinese drums roll out the 'ghen ghen' sound) wait o he don run(to the korean drummers)u can travel back until further notice!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:06pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Whoopy!! Dat's my smart guy

Kudos..

should i leave him,cos the 'lazy bird' skill is more than a move,its a revised version of the drukenmaster? Or u wana see him in black en blue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:01pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Hehehehe....what's dat in ur trouser..water or what?
Hey! Don't tell me u're afraid of sambisa

what after u sprayed that place jst to make it look like i peed.(chases her with kettle of hot coffee)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:59pm On Jul 21, 2014

frankben: *sings to him in eminem's voice*
"I'm not afraid
to take a stand
everybody
come take my hand...."

hehe! By the time i give u the move,ur mouth will wobbinly said 'wayteta irda,close or pom(whatever weda,cold or warm) perhaps u wnt even reach singing that part sef.all we will be hearing behind closed door is 'arrrgh,uhe,and itcha(finishing moves) take this dialline and call jet li to come.if he surfaces in time with MTN,den(bounces repeatedly) we r ready to go! grin

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 2:54pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: Lol.

yes o e get as e be....

Romance › Re: Dealing With Bossy Women by daveP(m): 12:58pm On Jul 21, 2014

Had one that was taking advantage of ma 'cooldomness'(at work) grin

to boss me around(buy me credit,see set the dis dat,ul help me go downstairs......(like i don turn robot).one day i fes gaan,see how i drop angry lines.she con cryyyyy! Later i discovered why...but is bossing a guy around anoda way to signal to him?

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: See bribing

see speed used in 'collecting' grin

u must teach me that skill o!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2014

missyhorlah: pls i prefer kayjuu.don't want daveP again

hehehhe(falls off chair,) pls who passed laughing(coughs) gas into d air,ive jst been hit twice! I see the plan worked perfectly fine......( sings lionel richie's so easy) grin

(coughs)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Tmao will be better
daveP will u follow us to sambisa?

gatz more to do than sambisalic tours!

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 12:47pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: Hmmmmm......I go wound u o, shift jor

okay..take this..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:44pm On Jul 21, 2014

frankben: seems you don't know whom your talking to..

*displays some kungfu skills to her*

ama certified kungu trainer.... You guys should learn to let me have my way else, i experiment with the both of you

(sees him boasting effeminently,drops spoon,tears apart shirt,amidst korea choreography music titled 'suspense' playing in background)
(display jitsu and the skill only jacki chan is believed to only know-pankuistu aka the lazy bird) it seems u dnt know hw things are done here(axes some fresh supplies of wood,drops axe) i guess ure fresh as dat wood,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:38pm On Jul 21, 2014

Yungmilio2: morning dear
sorry afternoon just woke up
did holz damn borring
wish am schooling outside
would have been enjoying my summer with does Whitties..
no light, no money... shey Gaza no better pass ninja like this

guy xup(looks@ his followership/discipleship) mehn u jst con park them for this place.aha! ONLY YOUU!!! shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:33pm On Jul 21, 2014

missyhorlah: Dave p plz

on 1 condition (presents form of 'change of signature' to her) here..(points to 'ama flirt bla bla') yes change that,and em(points to pix) ul need to change that too,the passport size is larger than normal! Then we can do it all on thursday! No fones,jst a radio saying boring news and erm erm,listening to music form star FM,lobatan! And dress equivocably too,wont wanna burn some potroast or liver creme! grin

(sees she is nt moving)wait o,u don travel go dreamland?

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 12:29pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: You bumbum is to large, please adjust more.

hehe,wait o,whale dey call ordinary fish dinosaur! Abegi o.(adjusts for her)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:27pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Aitt.....
U mean u wanna cook with Jigsawkillah...NEVER!!

U'll cook with Kayjuu or daveP

let 2he ladies have d 'CULINARY DEPARTMENT' yeah,before the hubbies start coming here to complain she doesnt know hw to cook.hope they see dat sugar and salt have d same container,so dnt make any mistake o shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:24pm On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: Sure I will

Frankben...u nd Missyhorlah must prepare breakfast tmao

daveP 'll av enough time to rest.

(enters and dances like BURNA BOY, sings 'Tonight') seven,eight nine ten! ,seven eight nine ten.ohu oh oh,said tonight will be the night!ohu oh oh,gat to be doing something right,eleleibo,eleleibo! Seven,eight,nine,ten grin

hi guys(drops bowtie on table)

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 12:19pm On Jul 21, 2014

MzMariah: *spreads bed Mat is too small for this kind of show *

davep abeg adjust well.

mat ke? What kinda speck are u using.this is the couch!! grin

(adjusts for her,eventually upset anoda fellow who rants and walks off)come ...here

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 12:16pm On Jul 21, 2014

PrettySpicey: Hahahaha, haven't you heard that the last shall be the first?

No mind me jor... welcome on board

erm, i prefer u activate 'operation modify ma name'
grin

next time i wont.....(mutes)

Fashion › Re: African Women No Longer "Believe Black Is Beautiful" -by Sede Alonge by daveP(m): 5:29am On Jul 21, 2014

U can imagine a sec sch crush with tribal marks now lighter than Taylor Swift,d marks sef don disappear! huh

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Romance › Re: . by daveP(m): 5:23am On Jul 21, 2014

shugabrown: Who run the world GIRLS

(in The Undertaker's voice) A BIG LIE FROM THE PIT OF BEYONCE!!!(DROPS MIC) shocked

Literature › Re: Take Me As I Am --- The Trailer by daveP(m): 5:17am On Jul 21, 2014

Even if ma moniker carry last(importance),il erm follow this up! FTC wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:11am On Jul 21, 2014

charijee: What happened to "I want to remain the chef of this house".........Do what you're paid to do

no wonder uve been doing levels for me!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:08am On Jul 21, 2014

lanicky: *Dancing to d song* u better mind urself oo mind urself bobo....no do gragra for me aahh!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:07am On Jul 21, 2014

Cheriepet: My dearest sista in-law said i should stop cooking since u an lanicky is in charge of d kitchen:p

btw why are we paying u?!!!

no wonder! (give her a livinus nnochiri look) hmm what we call ere ipa naim dey cause am.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:46pm On Jul 20, 2014

Cheriepet: u dey form technology, cook joor hungry wan pai person pikin...

and d store in d Gambit is almost running empty so pls refill it

(eyes her) u will today cook for us all,haba!! U mst break this record.indomie all d time!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2014

charijee: And who placed you on leave?

erm didnt Lanicky tell u,hmm i see!!

Forum Games › Re: Game Of The Future- One Day... by daveP(m): 4:42pm On Jul 20, 2014

MzMariah: One day, cdamsel will have big UK.......as she has always prayed for.

One day cars will run on water.

One day patience Jonathan will win wole Soyinka in English competition.

Tag: davep, cdamsel, RedBenson.

hmm,one day policemen will stay clear of ikoro,highways and stop collecting 50box,one day olopa will pay tfare in every danfo he enters....loading more
tags: LogoDWhiz,mencade,missymossy

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