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LogoDWhiz: Lol.. U don't mean it..

Eww..

no exaggeration in both accounts!!

LogoDWhiz: Lol...

Mzmariah.. Hmmm

MzMariah: Hmmm..

why are two of u hmming?

SUNDAY was my friend,i visited him early one momo,then he say he was going to ease himself,he snatched d 'complete sports' newspaper from me.i laugh cos i knew what he wanted to do(am guilty of reading jst to pass time too).ma guy,sunday neva comot after 20mins o,mummy,daddy,sister,visitor....all of them knock door,sunday no answer o.later i use style damage the door with 'jackie chanic kick'
LO AND BEHOLD!!! SUNDAY DON WAKA GO DREAMHEAVEN!! newspaper don drop,mouth open,i tap am,everybody don gather for door!!
we all know what wil happen now.....hehe
LogoDwhiz u jst carry memory refreshment enter.chai

Ahem(adjust amidst gusto)now to the erm topic!
Now egetasebe!! Now its sweet cos i do it often like 3/10 times(b4 the crash),but after coming back..i didnt do it again.
Music en syncing along wif songs etc.no dull moment.
Ma snr in school joked about this.tomiwa went to the restroom,why he did the easing,he chatted on bbm,as he rose to leave,his lexus carkeys drop into the toilet.pls i cant continue with that story.everyone knew what will happen(LEXUS??)

LogoDWhiz:
Thank God your dad came on time..


Soap in the eye can get messy a times, if unfortunately you couldn't locate the location of the water on time.



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My 1,000th post on Nairaland...

IRONICALLY CORRESPONDING POST!!MY 1000TH WAS ALSO 'THANK GOD' AND IT WAS ALSO MZMARIAH I QUOTED!!

MzMariah: I sing and I scream when doing it o I love dancing when bathing sha so I'm always with my phone in that bathroom.

fweefeefeephew!!! (whistles loud and clear!) if u fall eh!

kayjuu: Nothing much o...you?

ah itz all well en good!

Therock5555: See me naa

hw far bros,wetin dey sele,i dey lowkey things o!

LaurinaDavid: hello to daveP

xup Laurina.whats happening? Uve been sounding.....

kayjuu: Lollz...don't kill me here with laugh o

kayjuu!! Xup

Yungmilio2: hahahahahahahahaha
lol
you self you need to taste green apple

ah no need(shakes head) hehe,no need! Il stick to red for now

krall: but the God I serve did not allow it.

puff puff! Awoof go make u return there now!

Krallllll!! agberos for don sama ur face with designs of red!

BlackPikiN: Whoever that's gonna be in charge of the team should better call chinedu Obasi and Victor Anichebe.

yeah,they must fight for shirts too rem.i guess LEON BALOGUN FINALLY IS BACK TO GRACE THE GREEN-WHITE-GREEN. Bye to mikel.
Babatunde
Leon Balogun
Jordan Ibe
Sunday Mba
Onazi
who else? Fresh blood everywhere.be ready for anothe round of selection problem..

CFCfan: I agree. The Super Falcons are the most complete team in Africa.
One player to watch out for is Oshoala, who I think can be amongst the best female midfield players in the world.

this team might sweep all the awards in this tournament(esther sunday was cheated @ U-20 final against germany.she's d xavi of this team,oshoala too quite cool on the ball.help with a few pix on them all...

frankben: if not for my mood right now, i'd have you roasted and give you to the birds

hehe,go and meet ur wife!!

Who can stand the muscularity of oparanozie
who can stand the 'xaviness' of Esther Sunday?
Who send defender to stop Ebere Orji,
which Keeper wan stop Ordega freekicks like de Gea?
Guinea arent here,so easy ride into the finals.

SOLA!!

Its like a quest that would never 'celebrate' its emancipation or fufillment.many struggle hard now,but overall that opinion still jst stick.yet there are reasons some cant even debate likwise!

bustyhelen: I Remember all of them apart from d youngest there, Bisi. I never watched her film


May their souls continue to rest in peace.

they were all very brilliant role interpreters.

bisi was jst....that smile and a lil of her movies i watched. That of Justice Esiri! Shocker.and 1ce again 'damn operation india to the rescue' 10/10 has gone there for medical check up and 10/10 never returned!!

Jennimma: very "jejely"

jejely jejely,hmm thats erm good!

@frankben: so when i was expecting a staged match,that's where u went to? I like the coversion of power to that angle.quite ironic per se!! Hmm

lanicky: *Panting heavily* mgonna deal with u

ama waiting patiently.choose ur weapons!

Jennimma: na u knw d one wey u talk so o.

hmm.hows it going?

Ma own experience too plenty.ave gat a better plan though.but twas a film on this topic.
Went to ma aunt's house in IB,a yoruba film(why always yoruba?) depicting the SPIRITUAL VIEW of why people sleep in church.
The 'evil spirit(always black and red dress,why not blue or brown!! )carried a powder and did 'fuwe' on some members and thus their head started swaying in rhythmical frequencies to sleep so sound,sweet and efficiently PERFECT!!
the spirit try pastor too for altar,e catch pastor and when halleluyah sounded,he started to speak in tongues!!!
@TheRock5555 guy i go hala u now!

These celebs
all talking trash,acting trash.etc
now we seeing 1 Kilobyte of the 1gigabyte of their regrets.the baseline is nothing more than 'i wanna belong' those saying for fun are joking! Il be there! Infact they are celebs indeed!

(enters quite late with frying pan)
some are hurting
some are joking
some are insecure
some have spoken.i dnt know know who'l get fry-panned!!
I wnt lie,but majority 'ALWAYS' GET the pastor involved one way or the other.i laf

lanicky: Yeeepaa!! Do u want to kill?

Sis Cheriepet!! Heeeeelp!

infact seeing u alone,sweating,pouring the already cold water will make lil,or no diff.consider running for nigeria nxt year! 400m,and hurdles

prettyboi1989: best way 2 deal wif a bossy lady is nt 2 send ha silly antics, wen shez tired she'll learn ow 2 communicate n relate better

that timing might jst kill u,cos some come out reloaded.waiting for when she's tired! Ah.i never see yet o.

LaurinaDavid: waxup now,so much for the silence!

Yungmilio2: nah you nor
but I dey use style copy Frank Ben swag

no wonder both of u are after the same color 'green' hmm!