₦airaland Forum

OP why are U showinq us cameroun flaq rather than showin us where the flaq is/was hoisted!
Meanwhile, the principal owner of the territory is busy junketeerinq around

When there's a will, there certainly will be a way...#Godblesseveryhustler

But OP why is Nairaland not shortlisted??!

Angelberry:
Let this man R.I.P for goodness sake, many die along that road and they too are humans

Bokoharamist havinq a discussion with obama!
Bokoharamist: we want to kill 240million Niqerians and Ocholi

Obama: but why??!

**buhari overhears it and cuts in**
Buhari: Buh why do U want to kill Ocholi

Bokoharamist turns to obama, see, nobody cares about 240million Niqerians...cheeers

Beive85:
hand

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babdap:
Wake up from your dream.

Did U read the stuff at all??!

Kagarko:
Prof Jibrin Aminu is a Hausa Man and his record is still standing firm in the western university that no body has broken.

Dey there make pant dey wear you. When we have excellent brands here in the North.

Wole soyinka is here in the west too...a notable fiqure! Excellent brands for slauqhter, abduction, war and terrorism...mtcheeeew

APC is lying.Buhari is cheating.Osinbajo is deceiving.Tinubu is grumbling.Brooms are breaking.Change-slogan is ending.APC members decamping.Boko Haram ending.Jega crying.Rain is falling.Umbrella is covering.Jonathan is smiling.PDP is winning.Nigerians are celebrating. Transformation agenda is continuing.Joy is coming...my Rhymes are still flowing with glowing & prevailing facts dangling in ur face as u're commenting, liking or replying.Haters are weeping, abusing & twisting the truth without sound reasoning.Lovers are jumping, clapping & liking without stopping because what's happening now is what we've been expecting. We're winning & not stopping no matter how they're hating & frowning! Those seating on the fence are wondering why many are "liking" Replying & commenting.Is it confusing? Oh! it's amazing! Buhari is in confusion, his deception in high proportion, his perception, discrimination, disposition & expression a question of miscalculation 4a Presidential position: let's make that correction with our PVCs in the election. Osinbajo's decision to follow deception, political-perversion & wrong direction in desperation 4a vice-presidential position is an illusion & a distraction to his profession & faith-assertion. APC with agression & desperation causing commotion wants to win election without our decision. Tinubu's possession & wealth acquisition via corruption needs attention 4 prosecution. Jega refused resignation; in his consideration "Buhari should win the election" but when God makes decision to speak no interruption or evaluation because He's beyond human comprehension. Vote umbrella without intimidation or distraction cos that's ur obligation for Transformation Agenda to reach completion. APC members are giving confirmation that we're in the right direction dumping APC's gyration for umbrella's provision & protection. Jonathan shall win election cos it's his portion to take position in Aso Rock 4d 2nd term till our promotion, expectation, celebration, jubilation & the North's liberation from B'Haram's destruction comes beyond our imagination. Fellow Nigerians, I, Obiaku, say congratulations 2u 4believing this information cos ur coronation of elevation comes shortly after # GEJwinsTheElection
Sorry I don't have the source, as some people will still ask

Hehehe...this op no qet hand work! Who should I blame??! Buhari or the OP??! #let'sblameitonGEJ

So on point! U've said it just the way it is

Foolish set of people

I've always doubted it's authenticity, an hausa for that matter

sadissbala:
his telling you the truth

Dude qet off my mention

notoriousbabe:
my gees iyangbali and babangbali are still there,i wan send you go there make you help me give them money and food as this wicked people don talk say na 2019 dem go release dem

Why 2019??! Dem wan starve am to death the way bubu dey starve us??! Lala and bubu...dem be brothers...
**on a 2nd thouqht, who tell you say I qet money to qive them??!

aleem50:
I am a Yoruba man but this got me ROFTL .Like seriously why did you have so much hate for us like this ?

lolz! How can I hate my own brothers, I'm ibo by oriqin, but yoruba by birth! All my life I've lived amonq them...we are one! It's just for the fun bro'

notoriousbabe:
you dey take style dey patronise lala abi?he no go work

hahhaahaha, dem just unban me on 2nd march 08:38am, and U want make dem ban me aqain??! Guy U weeeked

notoriousbabe:
lala ban dis guy or i go tell seun to ban you

What's ur qender??! Male/female or hermaphrodite! I quess ure a quy!
Lala see this quy dey threaten U for ur lane

notoriousbabe:
lalasticlala you no go see dis one now o,but if na iyangbali na prison straight

Why U dey cry like small pikin nah??! Lalasticlala don do U stronq thinq b4??! Lala na my quy nah

Mrfahaz:
receive sense in Jesus name........

let's join the queue, I'm behind U

Are some people sayinq it's a miss??! A very biq hit! It's just a photoshoot, c'mon! The real dressinq will have it pulled down...see that leather sha

See them all qathered, sponsors of slavery, terrorism and war, secret boko haram sponsors! God punish U all and ur brothers causinq civil unrest here in orile, laqos...iseeee

Woman but why!

Ladies been bleachinq away their senses since 112 B.C

He indeed looks like father kirisimas
**modified**
What do we call that pose his partner is qivinq??! Lalasticlala Are U ponderinq what I'm ponderinq??!

WTF is this poo doinq on FP??! This is sickeninq, I never wanted to comment but this is damn too much, this rubbish mods sef

Mtcheeew, leave trash for lawma

ademikefaith:
Finally mango is out

yes oh! I approached a manqo seller to buy some, 3 manqo fruits sold for 100 naira but she told me twus 150, shocked, I asked why??! And she said dollar don rise and petrol don scarce, what has dollar and petrol qot to do with manqo??! She said, we import the tray and we board a taxi to qet these fruits...since I was hunqry for it and needed some??! I had to buy at her price, deep down, I blamed PMB's cluelessness and incompetence

LesbianBoy:
This woman has a fvckable big nyansh o

u wan Bleep ur mama??!

The arrival of money, the end of insults

Jokes aside, FFK has an eye for qood thinqs, see as the qehl fine eeeeh!
She looks more like a cartoon tho' **Teletubbies