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definately this shit dont work for Nigerian girls!!!!

definitely, this list aint for Nigerian ladys.!!!!

lorretta u: Ok you win.
Hope you're happy.

Learn how to seat like a lady. see the way u are seated in that picture. SMH...

SupermodelVicky: We feel dat's al guys want frm us cos they unconciously portray it thru their body language.

Ok tak 4instance;I'm walkin dwn my street wearin a bum short (probably goin 2Aboki's kiosk 2buy somthng) or I'm wearin a tight fitted jeans or a short skirt or gown.U need 2c how dudes wil b turnin their necks lik wen they drive by;just cos they saw my a*s but wen I dress cooperate or wear a traditional outfit;nobody wil even notice me.

My point is: wen d clevage or tight cloth mak a man approach a lady;wot do u think he's afta??

recent years, been using short, tight,
skirts and shirts as an excuse for rape
or date rape. Men have said that the
girl was wearing a tight shirt and short
skirt and it was obvious that she was
easy and wanted the attention. This
statement leads me to my next point.
The average human being upon first
contact with a stranger bases his
initial impression of that person solely
on the person's appearance. This is
only natural as the only thing that we
know about this stranger is what we
see
of them the first time we meet. We all
are aware of the sayings
"Preppy","Jockish","Skater","Sluty" etc.
This final saying, "Sluty" is
interpreted by 90 percent of Nigerians as a tight skirt and tight
tank top
which happens to be the usual
ensemble of a prostitute.

KingMEXX: I think I mean my words most times...If your truly a man, yu should say things as it is and straightforward. I don't see any reason twisting and bending your comments to have a 2nd meaning, its for d ladies jare

you right mate, some guys on here saying ON point are just trolls, real men dont conceal words we tell u straight to ur face. 95% of guys that are saying On point to what d op wrote on here are trolls and sisi.

Mancity vs Bacelona
Olypiacos vs Manutd
Ac milan vs Atlitic madrid
Leverkusen vs PSG
Galatasaray vs Chelsea
Schalke vs Real madrid
Zenit vs Dortmund
Arsenal vs Banyer muchen

Most especially the Nigerian Ladys!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/959652/97-nigerian-girls-21st-century

In my view there are several issues here:
1 – the players are shot of
confidence, they have never been
in this position, the moment a goal
went in against them the fell apart,
the confidence to chase the game
has gone, to be fair to the
manager he was trying to with his
subs. There are too many nerves in
the team. Only Rooney and Januzaj
playing with confidence. Everyone
else seems rattled.
2 – Moyes only seems to know
how to play 442 at United, he does
not seem to understand this is not
working well for us. Until we sort
ourselves out we need to play 451
and just get some composure
back.
3 – Whoever is coaching the
defence is doing a poor job. The
number of defensive errors this
season even with Vida back is
huge. Players getting unmarked in
the box. This chopping and
changing of CD players by Moyes
has to stop. He needs to let a
partnership settle and develop. In
addition the defensive tactics are
poor. We are too flat, not stepping
out enough, it is a third rate
defensive approach and I really
expected Moyes to do better here.
4 – Evra is not young enough to
play every game, and certainly not
ever game every 3 days. We are
over reliant on him as an attacking
player and Moyes has to rotate him
with Fabio or Buttner as the
number of games he is playing will
take a toll on his performances.
Evra must be rested.
5 – Januzaj is our best player. But
we needed a player like
Lewandowski, the service to
strikers is beyond poor, players are
passing to feet instead of speeding
play and giving players balls to run
onto which is harder to defend.
Cleverly for example almost always
passes to feet and rarely into space
meaning its easy to counter us.
6 – I am really keen to see Zaha
play, but was this the game to
throw him on in? When we are
looking for a goal under huge
pressure?
7 – I was reading Carraghers
interview on Bayern, the board
there said that they did everything
to get Pep as he was available and
the best and most exciting
manager in the world. Also Pep
talked about his playing philosophy
and the consensus is he has taken
Bayern up a level and is
developingtheir youth team. The
fact that the United Board did not
really use their brain and seriously
thin about wh was the best
manager out there and lets go get
him is staggering. United manager
is the top job in football, it’s not
brave to take it, no one would turn
it down, everyone wanted this job.
It is not Moyes fault the Board
chose him, it is SAF’s fault has he
used his influence to push through
a nepotistic decision appointing a
fellow Scott. At the time Pep was
my first choice followed by Klopp.
Both have proved themselves at
top level, both are big characters,
inspire players and play great
attacking football and have a
philosophy. The abuse Moyes is
getting should really be directed at
the Board. What the Bleep were they
thinking in appointing this man? I
never wanted Maureen and still
don’t. When Moyes was appointed
I thought he back room staff would
train him up and it would be OK.
But as you look more closely at the
way Everton played under him he
was never the right appointment.
United need managers on the level
of Pep, Maureen and Klopp. We
have to accept that it simply not
Moyes fault he has this position.
He is doing his best but he is just
not capable at this level,
technically, tactically and in terms
of getting the best out of players.
If we can poach Pep away from
Bayern in 2 years that would be a
dream. In the interim serious
thought has to be given.
People talk about SAF getting time
an many have noted it was a
different situation, what is Moyes
going to get time for? Turning the
Champions into err….champions?
Before SAF United regularly fired
managers and that is why SAF got
the job. In his first few years some
board members did call for his
head but the fact he was bringing
through youth and had a plan and
showed fight was what kept him in.
Plus his CV was miles ahead of
Moyes. Let us also be clear Moyes
was at Everton for 11 years in the
same way that Martin O’Neil could
have stayed at Villa of Huges at
Blackburn. All these managers
failed at other Clubs. The only
reason Moyes stayed with Everton
so long is no one else offered him
a better job, Spurs overlooked him
for AVB, Chelsea hired Grant and Di
Matteo ahead of him. His
appointment is the worst decision
SAF has ever made and it has
backfired badly when he chopped
the backroom staff and ripped up
the succession plan SAF had
visioned in place.
So don’t abuse Moyes. Anyone
would take the United job
tomorrow. I best alot of managers
are polishing up their CV’s already.
The players are playing like Moyes
is going or they are. This is a very
ugly situation right now. But if any
one is casting blame for Moyes it
should not be him who is blamed
but those who thought United
should drop their standards.
Bayern went ambitiously for the
very best manager, we should
have done that too. The Board is
stupid.

Once upon a time a 1:0 or 2:0 loss
at OT was a decent result, now all
teams can’t wait to come to OT as
the points are there to take them.
When Moyes was appointed, I
thought it might be a difficult
season, we may not defend our
title, but no one could have
envisaged this. I cannot
understand or accept the attitude
of our player. Our performances
have mostly been beyond pathetic.
No self belief, no guts, no desire,
no determination, no imagination,
no fucking clue.
I was watching today in frustration
at long ball game that we have
developed lately. When we needed
the ball most, we were giving it
away cheaply. We are not fucking
Everton.
Some are bashing Evra, No wonder
he has lost the desire and does
not care as much as before when
the whole summer Moyes tried to
bring a new left back. Yes of
course he gets payed by the club
and should do the best every time
he pulls that jersey, but he is
human as well. We do not know if
it is true (i hope njot) if RvP wants
to leave or not, but I am pretty
sure had he known that Fergie was
retiring after his first season at
United, he would not have signed
for us. He certainly could have
earned more elsewhere. Judging
by the latest pictures from the
training, he does not seem to be
happy.
What is needed to wake our
players up so they can start playing
again like they used to? Moyes’s
dismissal? Fergie’s return? I do not
know but something is rotten at
our club and it stinks!

Belive it or not the Op is 100% on point, Girls are plain useless.. and stupppid. Op ride on. Nigerian Girls i mean. My Android any time any day. fonication is bad.

All the Adverts in Nigeria are rubish.
that disgusting one chioma chukuka was bringin her tongue out to reach her nose. are thy no creativity left in the heads of Nigerians again? the mind boggles.

I didnt see much irgentcy last few
mins to get the win, happy to settle
for a draw the playrs were, Spurs
cant buy a goal this season then lo
and behold they manage to score
2 past us! This is a poor disjointed
spurs side full of avarage and
people are happy with a point! At
the end of the day its not good
enough 7 league games in
unbeaten run read won 4 drew 3,
thats europa league form that not
top 4!

kenonze: nice write up from u.
I think united problems started since preseason. if u could remember united game against valencia in Rio ferdinard testimonials it was horrible.
moyes still fail to let dead woods go make decent signings. if pride can allow united fans to accept that Arsenal are in for serious biz ...
.

its never too late that will happen nex summer, defnitly not taking dis dead woods into nex season.

Slap in the face, ref has a word
with Medel and then lets Cardiff
retake it. Un fucking believable.
Should have scored right after it
too.
I’ve said it a million fucking times
this season already but we don’t
take our chances at all. Welbeck
had a terrific chance to not long
before we conceded and he fluffed
that too.
We gave them nothing but chance
after chance after chance in the
second half, free kicks galore,
gifting them possession.

I expected a hard fought victory
given the long int’l break and
injuries to our main players but, of
course, not to be!..however, the
late run of wins had to come to
halt somewhere and it happened
today..City too dropped points
there!..I have to be honest here,
juding by our performance today it
was fair result for us..Rooney was
lucky not to be sent off however
we dress it! and wayne boy should
have made it a win for us at
stoppage time but it happens
tbh!..A point gained in away fixture
or 2 points dropped time will
tell..FAIR RESULT juding by our
performance and draw was
maximum we could expect by that!
…Away to Bayern Leverkusen from
here we move on!!

I cannot believe that any of us
would have been satisfied with that
TURD or a performance. Basically
all we did was get the ball at the
back, punt it forward and hope
that Rooney latches on to it and
does something. ZERO ATTEMPT to
keep the ball and create chances
by passing the ball. What
happened to passing? Is there a
crime associated with moving the
ball around? Disgrace of a
performance. Pretty much
everyone on the field was below
average and Rooney was slightly
above average. We have people
like Nani in our ranks and we bring
Danny “can’t score to save his
fucking life” Welbeck. Well and truly
pissed off. We should be fourth
now we’re 6th and look who’s next
on the horizon? Spurs away OH
JOY!!!
I gave Moyes the benefit of the
doubt in the window, he better
WAKE UP in January. Can’t continue
to play like this. It’s fucking
embarrassing.

snthesis: im a romantic, besides i just moved back to 9ja,
anyways wat do 9ja girls like?

U most be from Ghana, and defntly not outside africa. u day 4 Guys hand.

HisRib: African girls like to play these games because they don't want the guy to think she's easy.

If you men encouraged women who invite conversations a lot more, that's exactly what you would get from them.

I bet if the girl was talking to him a lot he would've called her "easy to get" or some other name.

Nigerian Girls you mean to say!!!

Nothin realy, Am just Heureux am out of dat stupid contry.

Atlist 95% of Nigeria Girls. And thy are vry Primitive and useless.

*Balotelli missed a penalty.
*John Obi Mikel scored.
*Arsenal are top of the league.
*Valdes is saving penalties.
*United lost with Howard Webb.
*Jose Mourinho isn't special
anymore.
*Barcelona had 48% possession!
*Pepe Reina Save penalty
*ASSU dey on strike for the past
2month
*Aaron Ramsey dey score goals for
Arsenal.
THE WORLD IS TRULY COMING. TO AN
END!!!
Try and do all things wisely and serve
the Living GOD.

hmm... suddenly evrybody is creative. Smh.

Nigerian girls are just too nasty.

Lol... Africans.!!!

Chinwem: Your sitting in the peace and comfort of your room or cyber cafe typing you love Egypt........if you love what you re seeing now why not go there and experience what they re experiencing now and fight with them?

Short ur stinkin asshole u call mourt,the Guy is 100% rite, cowards like u he his refaring to.. Coward.

[quote author=primus_maximus]When you set yourself on fire like Mohamed Bouazizi of Tunisia did...... We are waiting o!!![/quote]Another coward speakin, u are free to kill ur self nobody knws if u exist. u just anothr low life scom bag, eat dat Goat head

When will dis kind of revolution, ever takeplace in the Land of cowards , so calld Giant of Africa

IS this how NairaLand operate i posted dis story befor any one could even dream of postin it, only for the MODs to closed my Thread!!! NIGERIANS Were do curruption goes frm here.

Norwegian PM Jens Stoltenberg
spent an afternoon working
incognito as a taxi driver in Oslo,
he has revealed.
Mr Stoltenberg said he had wanted to
hear from real Norwegian voters and
that taxis were one of the few places
where people shared their true
views.
He wore sunglasses and an Oslo taxi
driver's uniform for the shift in June,
only revealing his identity once he
was recognised by his passengers.
His exchanges with his passengers
were captured on a hidden camera.
The footage - made in collaboration
with an advertising company - has
been posted on the prime
minister's Facebook page and
made into a film which will be used
as part of his campaign for re-
election in September.
"It is important for me to hear what
people really think," he told
Norwegian media.
"And if there is one place people
really say what they think about most
things, it's in the taxi."
Driving errors
Some of the passengers who appear
in the film had been told to wait for
the taxi - without being told who
would be driving - while others were
picked up randomly and from taxi
ranks.
Most of them appear to realise very
quickly that there is something
different about their driver, with one
saying: "From this angle you really
look like Stoltenberg."
Another says she was lucky to meet
him as she "wanted to send a letter".
The conversation turns to politics in
most cases.
Most of the passengers realise
quickly there is more to the driver
than meets the eye
Mr Stoltenberg engages one
passenger on education, saying: "The
main point is to make sure good
students have something to stretch
for, and to give those who struggle
extra help."
None of the passengers was charged
for the ride.
Mr Stoltenberg told the VG
newspaper: "I'm pretty well known in
Oslo, but I tend to sit in the back
seat."
The Labour prime minister came in
for criticism for his driving, at one
point jolting the car abruptly when,
he said, he mistakenly applied the
brake pedal on the automatic car,
thinking it was the clutch.
He said he had not driven in eight
years.
Mr Stoltenberg is popular in Norway,
but opinion polls suggest he is
lagging behind the opposition ahead
of the election.
But asked by VG whether he would
consider becoming a taxi driver full
time if he lost the election, Mr
Stoltenberg replied: "I think the
country and the Norwegian taxi
passengers are best served if I'm the
prime minister and not a taxi driver.

www.interaksyon.com/article/68396/
norway-prime-minister-turns-taxi-
driver-to-find-out-what-people-really-
think&sa=U&ei=pdgHUr_eJY7PsgbZpoHoAg&ved=0CA4

Norwegian PM Jens Stoltenberg
spent an afternoon working
incognito as a taxi driver in Oslo,
he has revealed.
Mr Stoltenberg said he had wanted to
hear from real Norwegian voters and
that taxis were one of the few places
where people shared their true
views.
He wore sunglasses and an Oslo taxi
driver's uniform for the shift in June,
only revealing his identity once he
was recognised by his passengers.
His exchanges with his passengers
were captured on a hidden camera.
The footage - made in collaboration
with an advertising company - has
been posted on the prime
minister's Facebook page and
made into a film which will be used
as part of his campaign for re-
election in September.
"It is important for me to hear what
people really think," he told
Norwegian media.
"And if there is one place people
really say what they think about most
things, it's in the taxi."
Driving errors
Some of the passengers who appear
in the film had been told to wait for
the taxi - without being told who
would be driving - while others were
picked up randomly and from taxi
ranks.
Most of them appear to realise very
quickly that there is something
different about their driver, with one
saying: "From this angle you really
look like Stoltenberg."
Another says she was lucky to meet
him as she "wanted to send a letter".
The conversation turns to politics in
most cases.
Most of the passengers realise
quickly there is more to the driver
than meets the eye
Mr Stoltenberg engages one
passenger on education, saying: "The
main point is to make sure good
students have something to stretch
for, and to give those who struggle
extra help."
None of the passengers was charged
for the ride.
Mr Stoltenberg told the VG
newspaper: "I'm pretty well known in
Oslo, but I tend to sit in the back
seat."
The Labour prime minister came in
for criticism for his driving, at one
point jolting the car abruptly when,
he said, he mistakenly applied the
brake pedal on the automatic car,
thinking it was the clutch.
He said he had not driven in eight
years.
Mr Stoltenberg is popular in Norway,
but opinion polls suggest he is
lagging behind the opposition ahead
of the election.
But asked by VG whether he would
consider becoming a taxi driver full
time if he lost the election, Mr
Stoltenberg replied: "I think the
country and the Norwegian taxi
passengers are best served if I'm the
prime minister and not a taxi driver.

www.google.com/url?q=http://www.interaksyon.com/article/68396/norway-prime-minister-turns-taxi-driver-to-find-out-what-people-really-think&sa=U&ei=pdgHUr_eJY7PsgbZpoHoAg&ved=0CA4QFjAB&usg=AFQjCNFHPnbjCVrCrLrNbFD-2vZHinbiHA

Whyt ladys dos it for me!!! Nigeria ladys Are______