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EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2015
41 days to resumption......----......
As we look forward to resuming let us all prepare our minds......Schooling isn't all about learning, it also widens your connection; for u don't know what your course mate may turn out to be in future. I might be sharing my bed with a *Barack Obama* in the making...... Also schooling also turns you on socially although we are not to abuse this........
A place where giants will fall--- A place where the prey will become the predator--- A place of educational battle and peace--- A place of manoeuvres--- A place where ones Goal can either be Dead or Living--- So much to type less typing power---
As we all cross this bridge, remember the child of whom you are******* BanNeR said so*******
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 3:03pm On Mar 15, 2015
Omolojujesu:
HIGHLIGHT OF THE
APPROVED CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION[b][/b]

*date =>events/activities
*Apr. 20th 2015 =>On-line screening for fresh students commences

*May 3rd 2015 =>Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester

*May 4th 2015 =>On-line registration for courses for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences

*May 4th-10th 2015 => Orientation for fresh students

*May 11th-15th 2015 => Clearance at faculty and admission offices

*May 10th 2015 => Returning Undergraduates Resume

*May 11th 2015 => Harmattan Semester lectures Begin

*May 20th 2015 => Faculty/Student Colloquium

*May 27th =>Senate

*June 2nd =>End of normal Registration for courses

*June 3rd =>Late Registration with penalty

*June 16th => MATRICULATION

*june 16th =>End of late Registration with penalty

*June 17th-23rd => Continuous Assessment

*July 29th =>Senate

*July 31st =>Harmattan semester Lectures end

*Aug. 3rd-7th =>Revision/Lecture free week

*Aug. 8th =>Harmattan semester Examinations Begin

*Aug. 22nd=>Harmattan semester Examinations End


RAIN SEMESTER
*Aug. 24th =>On-line Registration for Courses for 2014/2015 Rain semester

*Sept. 6th =>All students come into Residence for Rain semester

*Sept. 7th =>Rain semester Lectures commence

*Sept. 21st=>End of normal Registration for courses

*Sept. 23rd =>Senate

*Sept. 10th =>Faculty Colloquium

*Oct. 5th =>End of late Registration with Penalty

*Oct. 5th-9th => Continuous Assessment

*Nov. 25th =>Senate

*Nov. 27th=>Rain Semester Lectures End

*Nov. 30th-Dec. 4th
=>Revision/Lecture free week

*Dec. 9th-12th => Convocation

*Dec. 7th-Dec. 21st
=>Rain Semester Examinations End

*Dec.23rd 2015=>Senate (Examination)

*Dec. 31st 2015 =>End of 2014/2015 Session ......................................................

*Jan. 4th 2016 =>2015/2016 Harmattan Semester Begins
Nairalanders! Has this info been agreed upon by oau senate? so that we won't be anxious for nothing..
so nairalanders is this true or false? abegooooo..... # I need answers.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 10:18am On Mar 15, 2015
Omolojujesu:
HIGHLIGHT OF THE
APPROVED CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION[b][/b]

*date =>events/activities
*Apr. 20th 2015 =>On-line screening for fresh students commences

*May 3rd 2015 =>Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester

*May 4th 2015 =>On-line registration for courses for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences

*May 4th-10th 2015 => Orientation for fresh students

*May 11th-15th 2015 => Clearance at faculty and admission offices

*May 10th 2015 => Returning Undergraduates Resume

*May 11th 2015 => Harmattan Semester lectures Begin

*May 20th 2015 => Faculty/Student Colloquium

*May 27th =>Senate

*June 2nd =>End of normal Registration for courses

*June 3rd =>Late Registration with penalty

*June 16th => MATRICULATION

*june 16th =>End of late Registration with penalty

*June 17th-23rd => Continuous Assessment

*July 29th =>Senate

*July 31st =>Harmattan semester Lectures end

*Aug. 3rd-7th =>Revision/Lecture free week

*Aug. 8th =>Harmattan semester Examinations Begin

*Aug. 22nd=>Harmattan semester Examinations End


RAIN SEMESTER
*Aug. 24th =>On-line Registration for Courses for 2014/2015 Rain semester

*Sept. 6th =>All students come into Residence for Rain semester

*Sept. 7th =>Rain semester Lectures commence

*Sept. 21st=>End of normal Registration for courses

*Sept. 23rd =>Senate

*Sept. 10th =>Faculty Colloquium

*Oct. 5th =>End of late Registration with Penalty

*Oct. 5th-9th => Continuous Assessment

*Nov. 25th =>Senate

*Nov. 27th=>Rain Semester Lectures End

*Nov. 30th-Dec. 4th
=>Revision/Lecture free week

*Dec. 9th-12th => Convocation

*Dec. 7th-Dec. 21st
=>Rain Semester Examinations End

*Dec.23rd 2015=>Senate (Examination)

*Dec. 31st 2015 =>End of 2014/2015 Session ......................................................

*Jan. 4th 2016 =>2015/2016 Harmattan Semester Begins
. on seeing dis I'm like *Thank u. Jesus *
RomanceRe: Warning!!! Girls Never Date Such A Guy (photo) by davidbanner(m): 5:23pm On Mar 13, 2015
[center][/center] grin OMO I no fit laf untop dis comment....
CelebritiesRe: Very Emotional! Kehinde Oshadipe Hits The Studio In Tears To Sing For Late Twin by davidbanner(m): 5:10pm On Mar 13, 2015
Godmother:
I can't imagine the pains she must be going through.
pray for the death of either your younger or older ones and u will imagine it baje.
EducationRe: Some Jambites Have Not Received Any Results Notification From JAMB by davidbanner(m): 5:05pm On Mar 13, 2015
go Sidon , who b mugun?
EducationRe: Some Jambites Have Not Received Any Results Notification From JAMB by davidbanner(m): 5:04pm On Mar 13, 2015
Donpoker9:
if u did not make up to 180 ur result won't be sent to u....so u guys beta check it in a cyber
how u know? u dey work 4 jamb office?
PhonesRe: World First Paperphone: The New Generation Smartphone by davidbanner(m): 4:54pm On Mar 13, 2015
dis guy be otondo.. u think sey nairalanders b mugun.. go and use your trick on anoda forum not this..... *Igbo guys** shakes head*
RomanceRe: I Waited Until My Wedding Night To Lose My Virginity And I Wish I Hadn’t by davidbanner(m): 4:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
Samguine:
Your choice of lifestyle shouldn't be to impress pastors or parents or friends. It should be to please God. Be a virgin because God says sexual immorality is a sin, not because you want to look good among humans. Sex is good, beautiful and created by God Almighty. Only that it's should be within the context of marriage.
.thank u jare.... wat seems right to man is sin until God.... sex should b done in marriage do not follow mans teaching...
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 2:44pm On Mar 13, 2015
IamHermez:
Hi Guys...Iam Hermez...does anyone here got info on the v.c's list and its arrival? cool
haven't u been admitted? if no , chillax,expect it dis month especially the ending of this month..... I assure u cos banner said so... but bro d 3rd list isn't yet out though"""!
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 8:54pm On Mar 12, 2015
nairalanders, hmnn! I don tire 4 oau palava of waiting and waiting..... by d time we resume Ilorin part1 will b almost through.. # Grey hair 4 my head.. operation CHAI!!!!
FamilyRe: Should I Tell Her? by davidbanner(m): 7:38pm On Mar 11, 2015
it's better u do the right things now so that nemesis won't catch up with u.....
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 3:41pm On Mar 11, 2015
please any oau public administration or administration
course nairalander online should please answer to this...
A friend of mine has been admitted to oau (public admin),
his o level is as follow-eng, math, eco,govt,yor,cars,agric....
he told me that oau accept her olevel as eng,math,eco
govt/history & geography.... abeg nairalanders wet in he fit
do?
2) I made a mistake in my jamb and olevel candidate
name, wat should I do? I'm also an oau student waiting for
resumption by may3.....
pls I need urgent help..... Thanks peeps!
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2015
please any oau public administration or administration course nairalander online should please answer to this...
A friend of mine has been admitted to oau (public admin), his o level is as follow-eng, math, eco,govt,yor,cars,agric.... he told me that oau accept her olevel as eng,math,eco govt/history & geography.... abeg nairalanders wet in he fit do?

2) I made a mistake in my jamb and olevel candidate name, wat should I do? I'm also an oau student waiting for resumption by may3.....
pls I need urgent help..... Thanks peeps!
PoliticsRe: Pa Buhari Canceled Kaduna Sheduld Rally Because Of Ill Health. by davidbanner(m): 1:31pm On Mar 11, 2015
that old papa is 5min to 6ft
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 10:14am On Mar 11, 2015
DATE EVENTS/ACTIVITIES
AUGUST 24TH ,
2014
STUDENTS COME INTO
RESIDENCE TO CONTINUE
2013/2014 HARMATTAN
SEMESTER
AUGUST 25TH ,
2014
2013/2014 HARMATTAN
SEMESTER LECTURES
CONTINUE
TUESDAY,
SEPTEMBER 9,
2014
MATRICULATION
NOVEMBER 7 TH,
2014 2013/2014 HARMATTAN
SEMESTER LECTURES END
NOVEMBER 10-15,
2014 LECTURE FREE WEEK
NOVEMBER
17TH-30 TH, 2014
HARMATTAN SEMESTER
EXAMINATIONS
WED. DECEMBER
10TH – SAT.
DECEMBER 13TH ,
2014
CONVOCATION CEREMONIES
DECEMBER 13TH ,
2014 END OF SEMESTER
DECEMBER 15TH
– 28TH , 2014 SEMESTER BREAK
DECEMBER 29TH ,
2014
2013/2014 RAIN SEMESTER
LECTURES COMMENCE
MARCH 20TH ,
2015
2013/2014 RAIN SEMESTER
LECTURES END
MARCH 23RD
-30TH , 2015 LECTURE FREE WEEK
MARCH
31ST-10 TH
APRIL , 2015
2013/2014 RAIN SEMESTER
EXAMINATIONS
APRIL 18TH, 2015 END OF 2013/2014 SESSION

..... so, may3 should be 80% feasible....... we should pray for oau senate because may3 is based on speculations...... cos I don't think oau senate has agreed on may 3; so make we pray abeg.... .cos I don dey grow grey hair........
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 7:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
fashola is still d best so far
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 7:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
we are almost there guys. . may 3 no far oooo ... make we dey shop for school na in remain....... oau, great IFE.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:55pm On Mar 08, 2015
if u talk of resources usage, good road network, infrastructures,etc OMO lag na baba..... other state dey struggle
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
wilsondave:
don't mind him that's how people like them fail in exams
lols abi?
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
Jaggaban:
How tell us what he has achieved with all the resources and borrowed funds at his disposal?
tell me one of the other governors are not borrowing.. I think have not been to lag abi... next time u go don't drink garri
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
wheredemdey:
Chief, see ehen, if Amosun gets the kind of money Lagos state gets,omoh leave story...Ogun will definitely be recognized... grin grin grin
Lagos governor is leading all others
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:47pm On Mar 08, 2015
who would it be if not the Lagos guy..... BRF
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
Chukwu94:
Aregbesola is not doing badly but fashola is doing better.
the question is not for u to compare and contrast.....simple question, simple answer
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South West? by davidbanner(m): 3:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
Jaggaban:
Oyo state governor is doing a good job also.
read the question well oooo and answer correctly
PoliticsRe: INEC Card Readers Can Be Pre-loaded With Votes & Pre-programmed To Reject Pvcs by davidbanner(m): 3:41pm On Mar 08, 2015
I think we are all confused... seriously
RomanceRe: 7 Signs She’ll Be Good In Bed by davidbanner(m): 3:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
barryzkween:
One of the biggest let downs for a guy is to find that the girl you have been chasing for months is a total let down in bed and lies there as if she’s in pain, not being vocal, moving, or even making eye contact with you. Believe it or not, there are actually plenty of ways to tell if a woman is good in bed based on certain observations. Here are seven key factors to consider.

1. She’s a great kisser
The way a woman kisses is basically a preview to the way she will behave in bed. So, if the woman you’re dating begins running her hands over your body as she kisses you while gently biting your lip, pressing herself into you and creating sexual anticipation, chances are she’s going to be a great lover.

2. She is confident and comfortable within herself
If the woman you’re dating offers flirtatious or coy looks and has chosen to reveal some of her body by wearing a low cut dress, a tight skirt or is showing off her legs around you, she is happy about her appearance and has a healthy amount of self-worth. If a woman is confident about her body, chances are she’ll be great in bed and will actually let you see her naked with the lights on.

3. She enjoys the taste of food
Another trait that can translate exceptionally well to the bedroom is how a woman eats. If she puts food in her mouth sensually, delights in her meals and takes the time to savor the flavors, she may have a deep appreciation for carnal pleasures. If she lingers over a meal, she may just take her time in bed as well.

4. She openly talks about sex
A woman who openly discusses what she likes/does in bed is probably good at sex and has the confidence to do what she wants in the bedroom. If she makes too many sexual references, however, she may be overcompensating, and could just be a tease.

5. She initiates touching on a regular basis
A great lover is one who values sensuality both in and out of the bedroom. So if you’re seeing a woman who is willing touch your hand, your face or your body without you making a similar movement first or initiates a game of footsie with you under the table on dates, she probably enjoys initiating physical contact. That’s a great sign that she both enjoys sex and is good at it because it shows that she will follow her instincts instead of repressing them.

6. She’s flexible and works out
Physical conditioning is fundamental to good sex and there are some aspects of sex that are like athletic contests; therefore, a flexible woman who is in good shape and involves herself in things like yoga or ballet will likely be able to exhibit more endurance in lovemaking. Furthermore, the ability to move her body in a flexible fashion allows for more possibilities in bed and can provide great thrills for both of you.

7. She’s a great dancer
A woman’s dancing prowess along with her rhythm can not only suggest her energy and creativity–it can give a hint to what she moves like in the bedroom. So, watch her moves on the dance floor and you’ll get a good idea of her skills between the sheets.

Even if a woman gives off sexual vibes in any of the ways mentioned here, remember that these are just signs, not foolproof clues of a woman’s sexual abilities. Also remember that what works for one guy isn’t always another.

Source http://womenarenal..com/2015/03/7-signs-shell-be-good-in-bed.html
OMO if I grab her and stuff it into her, her life would Neva remain d same again....
RomanceRe: ... by davidbanner(m): 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
Imanuelle:
You're lucky he didn't drug your drink.

You'd have been wearing pampers by now.
there would have been holes in his anus, can't laff
PoliticsRe: INEC Card Readers Can Be Pre-loaded With Votes & Pre-programmed To Reject Pvcs by davidbanner(m): 3:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
then we are asking for trouble if the elections were to be re scheduled...... I weep for Nigeria's future...o ma se oooo
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Oyedepo & Pastor Adeboye Will Rot In Hell by davidbanner(m): 3:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
you are one big fool..... just tat most people like u end up being pastors... u should be an incarnate of Saul....
PoliticsRe: Where Did Apc Get Their 1m People Marching For Bubu(pics) by davidbanner(m): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
Oboy see crowd this people pass one million infact sai Buhari the man of the people love by all, the evidence is there to see everywhere he goes he draw crowd. Check out the Kano campaign rally the crowd was so massive that they use Bonke's crusade pictures to give perfect illustration of the crowd in that rally because the camera can't capture all.
we go c how him go defeat GEJ....... those crowd has just been given #700 naira...
...go sidon for 1 place.. and ruminate on your future.
PoliticsRe: Where Did Apc Get Their 1m People Marching For Bubu(pics) by davidbanner(m): 3:10pm On Mar 08, 2015
Billyonaire:
They moved in segments with large space in between just to make it look like there was up to 1,000 people there. Failure is their middle name.
nice one

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