₦airaland Forum

CalmNCollected:
One step at a time. Evolution is a must, the paradigm shift is coming...the everly dynamic culture will soon make a full way for LGBT in Africa

Rhea:
How to hang up without sounding rude 101

Other caller: rambling on and on and on
You: Hello? hello? hello? I can't hear you again. Hello? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hello? Oooohhhh, this network always messing me up. Hello? I'll call you back, I can't hear you again.

Make sure, you keep saying your own lines without ever stopping to acknowledge the caller. Remember, you can't hear what he/she is saying, right? And as soon as you hang up, you switch off your phone for an hour.

There's always my battery died, and I plugged it to charge, and my dog peed on my phone, and I have been drying it under the fan etc etc. Be ingenious like Lai Mohammed

megrimor:
Just shout SAI BABA

The other caller will automatically assume you don't have sense and will end the call by themselves

maxwell530:
are you surprised? She's slay queen nw,nothing upstairs

Ezkid:
That Could Be Dead Rat!

Randy100:
Finally, I don commot my hand for your matter. How do you discuss flower or moon? Keep forming nonsense.

Liliyann:
Another post to bash ladies
See them broke ass hungry guys coming to vomit trash.....guys wey never ask a guy out in their life!!
Only the poor complain!!!
The rich are busy making their money!

Sunnymatey:
Dont u think he ll equally accuse u of getting money from men?

michlins:
just because oyibo started it doesn't mean they would tell us when to stop. Just so you know, these little distractions help we Nigerians stay sane in the midst of the turmoil. What an average Nigerian goes through in a year, oyibo might not see in a decade

Joromi12:
how a man go dedicate his 24 hours to bmc work is sickening. Fake suya ma. Mike repent

dockokwus:
Nope

dockokwus:
My brother, u see what I saw!
They av even invented a new type of ascites I would here term 'invisible ascites',seen only on Xray,quite unlike the obvious clinical finding of ascites that is d norm.
Does the guy look like someone with ascites?
If a plane Xray technologist cannot pick up a perforated ulcer then they better send d guy first for an abdominal CT and even MRI because someone goes in there to find basically nothing,but ends up giving the guy what he didn't have in d first place.

sangresan:
wetin this one dey talk?

Groovenaija360:
Thunder strike you with madness

Dirty APC Zombie like you

tetengi4life:
Life is time

sherylbakky:
lol...E b lik say na filter

LyfeJennings:
A star who made nothing
If he did, sure he would have invested something

maxtop:
Plz help before we lost another legend. Hope Olamide, ID Kabasa, 9ce & Co are all aware.

lordkush:
odinary nigerdelta avenger. fg went cap in hand begging them.

tompolo is no longer a fugitive for your info. he's contract has been re-awarded. he is at home now.



the oil owns nigeria not the other way around. as for the CJN issue. buhari played his hand too early. cjn will not honour any invitation

shachris02:
Login to your email. Reset your Internet banking password.... Password sent to email.

Login to your bank account.

Wire wire.

shachris02:
one ediot don hammer.

Youths of these days are so pathetic.

same way I dashed someone my laptop and forgot to logout of my email and social media account.

The dude was busy trying ways to hack my bank account. Had to change everything on my account.