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Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Baba if you get the strong mind wey I get, you go forget that babe and the baby, leave them make them dey their dey, time will tell, that pikin go find you come one day no matter the brainwashed stories wey dem go feed am.

Blood is thicker than water no matter how many times you dilute am.

Just pray a simple prayer to God, sit back and relax, watch the magic that will unfold in years to come.

Wallahi! As much as I have tried to disprove this fact, Omo I no fit o! It always turns out as u said it. I have this client who was a soldier back in the days. He impregnated one werey from Benue State and was preparing to come pay her bride price when the family carried him handicap, on the basis that baba was too poor to marry their daughter. They later found one foolish man who took the useless girl abroad. She gave birth to twin girls. 22 years later, the bastard woman don tire for life and the fact that her kids go do DNA discover say the foolish man no be their papa. They are now in Nigeria and they've met their Dad (my client) who is now far richer than both the foolish woman and her foolish husband who is now an ex husband

jaszplus12:
You just gave me idea o!! Thanks!!

I welcome bro🤣🤣🤣🤣

Birdbyrde440:
When you try to be friendly but still monitor them closely some of them, the dubious ones will start getting angry and hostile.

"Oga you sabi my work pas me?"

I will tell him "be like so oh! Because u no sound like professional at all".
That thing dey pain Dem.

Birdbyrde440:
Lol this kin thing almost make me fight mechanic last yr. I was using a German car last year and on evening the car stopped and refused to start, the mechanic came that evening saying its plug we changed plug that night still car no start, we continue the next day, he said to change fuel pump, still no start.. trial and error my car de outside for good 2 days on the second day the guy managed to get the car to start but then all my dash board light came on, oil light, fuel light, engine light, seeing that I was pissed he gave up and decided to take me to a German car specialist but on the way the car stopped omoh... so we called the specialist to come meet us. He came and connected his laptop to the car and told us it electrical fault after I already spent more than 50k on fuel pump I was about to Assault my mechanic but people held me, finally I bought some fuse and stuff after every every I didn't spend up to 10k. I left mechanic shop by 9pm, dust, heat finished my life that day

U suppose blow the mouth of the nearest person wey hold u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Birdbyrde440:
Nawa ooo
I used to do it before when I had my first car but after some time your booth will look like mechanic workshop with spoilt car parts every where, omo I like my car to be clean

Build a spare parts box at home.

Tohsynetita1:
it's so disheartening, what I can do for you is to teach you some farming and export for free, if I mean farming, I don't mean your regular planting of maize, cassava etc. But any of the following:
sunflower farming, castor farming, mushroom farming, jathropha farming, BSF Bio soldier flies. it's very economical to start. You need few funds.

Another hungry man plotting to escape hunger at the expense of a fellow hungry man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eazie351:
Where’s everyone that kicked against the postponement of the wedding now?

Visit them one by one and return the favors of the kicks.

He should go on a kicking spree abi?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

kettykin:
Why can't the Niger deltans join resources and efforts to have regional sea port. Air port and railway

Those guys are the most senseless persons in the whole of Africa

mrrandomguy:
She thought that her waist beads a.k.a. ileke idi will work on the oyinbo man like it does on the Nigerian men whose destinies have been locked in prisons in the marine kingdom.

In the past, waist beads was common among Northerners, villagers or local girls, and aṣewo. Almost all women of all culture, tribe and status now wear waist beads. It was not so before. Even sophisticated Christian women, Yoruba and Ibo women now wear it.

It has become so rampant nowadays that about 18 out of 20 women have it on their waist.

Men/boys will say "I cannot marry or date or have sex with a lady that is not wearing waist beads"...

But those who understand the times and seasons will know that this trend they call fashion is not ordinary. It is from the marine kingdom!

To all Nigerian men who have slept with waistbead wearing women, surrender your lives to Jesus Christ and be saved.

U see unaware that u are being troubled by a goat spirit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

shox:
when emilokan finish dealing with you , you’ll be too hungry to think about this not to talk of typing and spamming

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Na shege pro max e go see

SeeWahala:
Post engine pics

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The werey don run

FuckingMachine:
So I will connect a power bank while its outdoors?
What will power the power bank?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bellotelli:
Na that food she go use murder you las las

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duduade:
She decided she didn't want to be wasting her time pounding for you .... Lool.. only if she knew the gf you took would have eventually become an ex

When she was pounding for him, werey didn't realize she was expecting to be pounded in return.

SIMPonPatrol:
No matter what happens, make sure you don't fukc her!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Beremx:
do you expect her to congratulate you for bringing a woman home? Naturally she ought to be jealous na. When a woman keeps bringing food for you to eat, it's a signal she likes you. Couldn't you decipher that?
Just make amends with her not necessarily apologizing.
But how can you make amends without apologizing? That's the problem [b][/b]

By cooking and giving to her na. Abi OP na broke werey?😂😂😂😂😂😂

HillaryNelo:
I pray a teacher plucks ur daughter's ripe mangoes for 5marks in a test. Say amen

Wound am for me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Olatunji1929:
rubbish!

A short-sighted buffoon

MEEVEET:
Lmao

It cost you 1 hour to earn that money in the UK... Ok minimum wage ooh

In Nigeria it would take you just over a week to earn that on minimum wage

So please do you calculations again

No fool has gotten wiser, from a wise man's response. U should have kept your reply because he is going to get more foolish (or foolisher😂) now.

FuckingMachine:
This one don acquire the fame now its time to secure the bag. I hope she's used for rituals by a very powerful ogboni man this December.

U be phoool😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Where u for see ogboni man. Calm down na😂😂😂

goodmuscopi:
Too long and boring. Why write so long and so boring epistle just to promote free book. You are a thief. Tell us what you are up to

A very big thief. e fit even be pastor sef

illicit:
What does passing with Extinction mean sir

Na the werey suppose repeat class😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CHRISTFUCKER:
If I see this fággot for UK , I go dive am with my covk to his mouth

,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mumu youths

ThatCEO:
As a supposed lawyer, I would have expected your brain to function better than this. How come she didn't give any clue on the owner of the account? And how come an acc which performed transaction of over 2k pounds months prior is suddenly closed? Could it be the regulators flagged the owner or d owner realized something is up and shut it down?

If I have to be the one educating a so called lawyer, then there is a problem in this country. No wonder your so called senior colleagues can't write a damn tribunal judgement. The daftness starts early.

If only this was the subject of your earlier dumb post, u would have had a deserving reply. Alas! It wasn't! Pray tell, my good sir, are u really that dumb?

lomprico:
Why didn't she reactivate the original account she paid the money from? Since the school said they will only refund to the account they received money from.

She isn't the owner of that account, goat! Una dull sha

ThatCEO:
This one looks like money laundering 101.

You sent money to the school via UK akant, but you wan collect am back via Naija akant. Aunty, it's like your head is paining you

How about another interpretation. You scammed someone in the UK and used the scam proceed to pay tuition deposit. Now you want the school route the money to your akant in Nigeria so you can cash out.

The idiott even have the audacity to drag Polaris bank into her madness.

If you are not hiding anything, tell d school to send the money back to the original UK account that help you pay the school fees. Then tell the account owner to send the money back to you in Naija.

I mean, I shouldn't have to be giving a sell acclaimed Crypto expert this advice.

Did u read where she said the UK school confirmed that the UK account was later closed and this made it impossible for the school to refund the money, hence they couldn't verify the account? U didn't read where she said a friend tries paying some pounds to the UK account but could not do so because it was closed? Isn't it now obvious that reading and comprehension are now strange bedfellows with most Nigerians of whom u are chief? Are u so irredeemably daft or dumb as a door nail? Is your brain so dead weight?

Stanweezy:
Most you look stupid B4 u make a point, you might be my son age mate

Just bkus u have access to phone that doesn't give u the impetus call anybody a kid

Look at my nairaland profile and see when I registered on this forum. B4 u call someone a kid next time, look at their profile.

Yen yen yen. I registered on NL in 2005. Wetin u wan tell me. I lost my password and registered again. No just lose guard o

Stanweezy:
Ooh that's nice, sorry I never knew

Bkus that's voice in Psquare song it's really a small pikin own... She tried

Look at this b00dy indomie generation. Despite the fact she came into.the limelight during your generation, u came during Dangote Indomie generation and could even check Google before making that intellectually lazy post 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

God1000:
The lion wasn't hungry, if it was tiger ehh, the tiger would have killed him instantly whether hungry or not, but the king of the jungle doesn't kill anyhow despite being the apex predator.

Most lions flee, even from people on foot, but an attack is a possibility and knowing how to react could save your life


It is vital to stand your ground, perhaps retreating very slowly, but to continue facing the lion while clapping your hands, shouting and waving your arms around to make yourself look bigger. Most charges are mock charges, so you will usually be fine.

And remember: hold your ground, never run or turn your back.

Try do video video illustration make we see, so we go learn

KingOfAllIgbos:
The one that attacked police officers.. if he's successfully arrested.... he don be for am.

The interrogation will require panelbeating. Is he the one with swollen eye ?

Most likely 😂😂😂😂😂 Police no go send say e lawyer fit use that panelbeaten face against them say he was out under duress to incriminate himself. e gats collect fes, before Dem go cross that bridge of duress 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ednut1:
White men no dey die quick. Nothing to inherit o

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