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RomanceRe: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by DavidEsq(m): 6:45am On Aug 24, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
So anyone who buys a lady gifts must sleep with her? huh Is that what u mean? Chineke nna, what has our men turn into? Beasts and robots?
Oh Lord have mercy!! Not again!!! What have our men turned into. For God's sake, use beta grammar na.
RomanceRe: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by DavidEsq(m): 6:40am On Aug 24, 2015
On item 5, OP, its not called "bad English", its wrong grammar. Bad connotes evil, so unless such wrong use of grammar let's out demons or pulls down buildings literally, it ain't called "bad".
While scanning your write-up which is really nice and which I hope we dudes should take a cue from, you shouldn't have ventured into the issue of grammatical expressions because your write-up smacks of same. In item 3, you u used the words "demanding for" sex. That's incorrect; you don't "demand for"; you "demand".
In item 5, you used the words "kneeling down for you"! *taking two tablets of M&B Paracetamol*, *yawns*. You don't "kneel down" "for" someone; you "kneel" "before" someone.
The relief from the Paracetamol I earlier took is wearing off. I'd return to do more corrections but I'd have to get something stronger to deal with this head ache, occasioned by your wrong use of grammar. BTW, I had to do this because you do not appreciate the essence of using correction as a subtle means of getting rid of guys with terrible grammar; you prefer the "small-girl" approach. All the guys on this thread, I hail una o!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by DavidEsq(m): 6:03am On Aug 24, 2015
francizy:
Even tho I hate doing most of the things you listed if not all, I'd advice any reasonable guy not to stop doing whatever he does just because you girls wish so. Do you know how many things girls do that pisses guys off? But in many cases, the guy just bears it. But on the other hand, you girls expect a guy to be perfect just because of you.

I've learnt in life that whenever I meet a woman who nags over little things, best thing's to run else, the relationship won't last.

By the way, I don't think you should add bad grammar up there because not everyone was afforded the opportunity to attend good schools or even attend any. I see it as discrimination.

Ronald4lif, a million likes..
With due respect, Bro, speaking against bad grammar ain't no discrimination; speaking bad grammar is as a result of low standards in self expression and a persisting and trending mediocre expression: "English is not my mother tongue". Check the write up and you'll even see abundant grammatical errors.
RomanceRe: My Ex Won't Reply To My Farewell Email by DavidEsq(m): 5:48am On Aug 22, 2015
tope2000:
I'm sorry but you shudnt have emailed him, i don't think deep down u  the email was really about goodbye undecided thats why you wanted a reply, u wanted a reply saying oh i want u back blah blah wink my advice is snap out of of it wink
Love your frankness. So damn right
HealthRe: Houseboy Injures Spinal Cord Peeping At Madam Bathing by DavidEsq(m): 9:08am On Aug 16, 2015
Cutehector:
I wonder which forces cursed him like dis....
Konji forces of course grin
Cutehector:
I wonder which forces cursed him like dis....
Konji forces of course
Christianity EtcRe: Quote Your Favourite Scriptural Verse Here by DavidEsq(m): 9:02am On Aug 16, 2015
Do not be deceived but be of a discerning spirit. *searches frantitally for bible*. *sweating profusely and exasperated* Could smbdy help me with this verse pls embarassedDo not be deceived but be of a discerning spirit. *searches frantitally for bible*. *sweating profusely and exasperated* Could smbdy help me with this verse pls
HealthRe: Lady Vomitting Blood In Ikorodu Was Not A Runs Girl, Not Thrown From Car by DavidEsq(m): 8:57am On Aug 16, 2015
There's no need for all this talk. Sue Naira land for the trauma caused by the publication to you family. 08060732283.
RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by DavidEsq(m): 8:52am On Aug 16, 2015
Which kain Muslim wedding be dis, wey d dey kiss :'
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons Why People Dont Go To Church by DavidEsq(m): 8:47am On Aug 16, 2015
Your use of the word "the" is out of place, especially when you are not referring to a particular church. "The church is boring". The use of "the" in the sentence presupposes that you are not referring to churches in a general sense. You also fell a victim of this "trending" misconception of the word "there" with the word "their". Whatever may be the reason for this nasty and avoidable goof common with most Nigerian youths, certainly, interference of mother tongue should not be a causative factor because the proliferation of "phonetics", especially among the ladies and swagacious dudes points to the fact that interference of the mother tongue is little of an issue in present-day spoken English. Thus, the cause of this avoidable misconception is simple: we don't read or we no longer read with an educative motive. These and a host of other nasty and avoidable flaws are the factors that informed our Ex-Colonial masters that we must write and pass an English proficiency test, to be qualified to pursue a Masters degree in the UK, despite our colonial heritage. Please let's take it on ourselves to correct one another in our spoken and written English. Besides all my plenty yakking, the write-up is so spot-on(what we call "on point"wink. I hail evri bodi 4 haus wey no gri go church o!
CelebritiesRe: See What A Yoruba Movie Director Did To Someone’s Traditional Wedding Photo by DavidEsq(m): 9:16am On Aug 14, 2015
Sue his ass for plagiarizing your work. Then sue for unlawful commercialisation of the image. However, the second claim has to be made by the couple. Before the suit is heard, seek an injunction restraining the sale, distribution and display of both the movie and the posters, to stop the movie from being circulated, inform the court that the movies cover goes with the movie. Therefore a distribution of the movie is an inevitable distribution of the cover/poster. On the unlawful commercialisation of the image, section 34 of the 1999 constitution takes care of that.
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Sues Buhari, Osinbajo Over Assets Declaration by DavidEsq(m): 7:25am On Aug 07, 2015
Sometimes I never cease to wonder about this Seun. You publish the less relevant news and leave out the most important ones. When I sued NAFDAC pursuant to the Freedom of Information Act, in respect of the irregularities surrounding the authorization of the sale and distribution of Fair &White Gold Body Lotion, you did not publish it. Or is it egunje that you first require to make such publication that is in the very interest of the Nigerian public?
RomanceRe: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by DavidEsq(m): 11:28pm On Aug 05, 2015
[quote author=tosyne2much post=36642611][/quote]No. 12 is a regular attitude portrayed by ladies online
The reasons I think are not far from sight. Inferiority complex or a strong sense of inadequacy causes these ladies to go berserk when we tell 'em the simple and plain truth. Then we have the set of ladies that are irate as a result of the speedily declining level of patience, calmness and the presumptive attitude of "he's too low for me" when for real, she's dating an Arowolo(wife killer) kinda man.
FoodRe: Beans Dish Replicated In The Uk By Nairalander by DavidEsq(m): 10:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
Really great work babe. Thumbs up. Unlike most of our girls down here. You too much.
RomanceRe: 10 Mistakes Women Make With Men by DavidEsq(m): 7:44am On Aug 05, 2015
@op, nice one. But, pardon me, because i will use dis ur thread to ask a personal question. What shld a babe do, wen a guy she is dating 4 lyk 3mnths, brings anoda babe to spend d nite in his house, goes to club with her and usually exchange calls wit her. And he claims......., they are just best frnds, they ve bin frnds 4 five yrs(witout eva having sex), dat d babe housed him in her house wen he had accomadation problem. And so many blah blah blah. Pls hw shld a babe handle dis stiuation, witout sounding jealous or over protective??
Well, the first thing is be frank with yourself: Is this attitude of the guy respectful to his gf? Simple answer., but if you find it difficult to answer, then you can't say u didn't see that coming. To deal with it, simply take a seat and count all the times the dude has respected you, especially before the world(not indoors). If your answer is frankly that he respected you as I said(which is not likely because a dude cannot be caring considerate and self-indulgent at the same time), then I guess he's telling you its time to go. The truth is: a relationship is about two persons caring how each other would be affected by his/her actions or inactions. So when you've done the critical analysis of your relationship, as I earlier advised and come up with a frank result, approach him and tell him how his actions or inactions have affected you and how you are very ready to act as your analysis suggest. Best of luck.
FashionRe: Meet The Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2015 Contestants- Photos by DavidEsq(m): 10:17am On Aug 02, 2015
Why the heck should an Igbo girl represent Isoko, Edo, Gbaggi, etc. Abi impersonation is proper in beauty pageants? *yawns* make I go warm my native soup jare.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Daughter's White Wedding (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 9:36am On Aug 02, 2015
360ng:
Cngrts to her.



Mine is on the way.
hope u are also on the way to meet it and looking in a different direction.
FamilyRe: I Can’t Cope With His Big Manhood- Wife Tells Court by DavidEsq(m): 9:24am On Aug 01, 2015
Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn Its scary sad sad
Are u speaking from test-erience?
FamilyRe: What Kind Of Woman Would You Love To Marry- Choose (picture) by DavidEsq(m): 9:06am On Aug 01, 2015
MizTyna:
Beautiful women can cook too undecided
Did I just say that? Most beautiful ladies are too full of themselves and at the sane time, choking with inferiority complex when they see another lady who can cook better than them. My chic is super-cute, from Delta state, she cooks every kind of dish she comes across and that is because she's ready to learn from anyone and I mean anyone. However, her so-called cute friends always get intimidated wn they eat her food. They would pick a quarrel with their boyfriends of the dude complements my chic cos he loved the food. The long an short of it is that most beautiful ladies are not likely to be good cooks because a good cook is a good learner.
FamilyRe: You Will Definitely Find Your Neighbour Among These. by DavidEsq(m): 11:43pm On Jul 29, 2015
Tydies:
I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.
It happened in the East abi?
FamilyRe: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015
kemmary:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when after shouting from morning to evening, she ends it with 'after you people will say am shouting'
LWTMB oooooo!!!!!!
FamilyRe: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:24pm On Jul 29, 2015
ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.
So true. That's my mum.
CelebritiesRe: See What Ruggedman Posted On Instagram That Got Nigerians Talking by DavidEsq(m): 10:16am On Jul 29, 2015
When hu makes a song better than McLemore, then I'd listen to what he has to say about gay tinz. He's an artist, he shld use that to xpress himself.
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Joins Nollywood, Features With Mercy Johnson, Nkem Owoh by DavidEsq(m): 9:02am On Jul 29, 2015
HungerBAD:
Which of the women in the Pictures was the former most beautiful woman in Nigeria? i looked at all the Pictures and did not see any beauty.

Still wondering why Fulani women, still refuses to contest at this beauty pageants, we definitely would have seen beauties.
Fulani babes fine die! in fact dem fine enta bottom leg.
PoliticsRe: FFK Blasts US Senator Leahy For Calling Nigerian Soldiers "Rapists & Murderers" by DavidEsq(m): 11:55am On Jul 25, 2015
TechRev:
Did your soldiers commit those offenses?? Check your soldiers from 1960 till date. And are they still committing same?? Its not by attacking someone that said what he feels is the truth. You have a probing president now ask him to probe the allegation, odi, zakibiam, biafra etc etc.

Saying the Truth is a treasonable offense in the land of Lies.
RomanceRe: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by DavidEsq(m): 9:23am On Jul 24, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
ur opinion is not needed ma'am. Like what teempakguy said. We just need to tolerate u damn bittches. Ur uncanny attitude irritates us
*whispers* are u a yansh hole pecker?
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by DavidEsq(m): 9:13am On Jul 24, 2015
starlingslimnet:
I am content with all that she does and say

ADVICE: Stop seeing fault in your partner nd u will be the best partner ever.
Whose talking about seeing fault here? If u are not comfy with something she/he does, sit her/him down and spit it out. Don't be an Otondo, pls.
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by DavidEsq(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.
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With all respect, guy, if she's not a cripple, then she has a better boy friend smwhere. when she go maga u. u go tink say na molue jam u.
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by DavidEsq(m): 8:59am On Jul 24, 2015
yimiton:
On my own part, I've been too smart to let any guy do that to me tongue! Some how, I always go away free! I love with my heart and head.
I don't give out so much that I'll shed tears when that door closes behind him! grin cheesy wink
Yimu
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by DavidEsq(m): 8:55am On Jul 24, 2015
ademiller:
Well as for me my ex boyfrind whom i just started datin this year june forgot my birthday, his birthday, and he has stopped calling, infact he is a dummy to the core. i am single and searching oh grin grin
U mean you didn't know he was a dummy when he was "toasting" u?
FamilyRe: Policemen Brutalise Eight-month Pregnant Woman: Delivers Baby Prematurely (Pic) by DavidEsq(m): 10:46pm On Jul 23, 2015
This is terrible. The woman's hubby should get a lawyer who would petition the I.G of Police and sue the day lights out of the Police force. These bloody olokpas tried to ruffle my client today at Abaji police station. When I open scripture for their head, d knw say khaki no be leather.
Nairaland GeneralRe: LAWMA Truck Attendant Killed As Tire Bursts During Guaging (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 10:29pm On Jul 22, 2015
harbdulrasaq88:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-LOb57Wou29c/Va-U1BubHJI/AAAAAAAABiU/JK90XIy97Gg/s1600/IMG_20150722_132349.jpg[/img]

A www..com reader sent this to us about some minutes ago......


The waste disposal bus popularly known as PSP has lost one of its attendant. the death of the young man was as a result of the accident that took place while the bus was at the vulcaniser's place for checking the tires....


During this time, the tire exploded and an iron pops out to hit and penetrate the head of the attendant stranding close to the tire and he died instantly...


what a sorry incident.




http://www..net/2015/07/photo-lawma-truck-attendant-killed-as.html
I'm doing a case exactly like this in court. I swear by Jove, I'd roast the company.
EducationRe: 8 Acts Lecturers Display Which Result To Poor Grade Of Students by DavidEsq(m): 8:29pm On Jul 21, 2015
wristbangle:
The educational system in Nigeria and other developing countries is not well organised due to so many negative factors.

Out of these negative factors, the negligence and un motivated behaviour of lecturers has led the poor grade of students.

Therefore we shall discuss briefly on these acts;

1. They skip lectures

Lecturers are fun of this act by skipping lectures for private business. The only time seriousness is shown is few weeks to exam by bombarding students with lectures as they fix it at inconvenient time.

2. They Lecture instead of teaching

The difference between teaching and lecturing is understanding. Most if not all our lecturers dictate notes for students and rarely explain the meaning of the topics.

3. They set exam questions which were never taught in class

I recall my 200 level days on a management course which I read my notebook from start to finish but when the exam question came, I was just staring at the questions like a slow poke. I thought I was the only one thrown off hook but trust greatest nigerian students who turned the school upside down through mass protest.

4. They program evil mindset for students

Because a lecturer has poor grade, he will vent that anger on students by marking them down.

5. They mis-handle test and exam scripts

Some of our lecturers don't have good keeping record let alone arrange document in an orderly manner. In the process of handling test or exam scripts, they misplace some of it as the affected students clamour for poor grade when the result is release.

6. They fail students who refuse their sexual advances

When a student turn down their sexual advances which is a common act for male lecturers, they fail the student without thinking twice.

7. They fix short notice for test and examination

This is an act lecturers enjoy doing by fixing impromptu test or short notice for exam. They deliberately do this to register mass failure for students.

8. They download meaningless hand-out from Internet

I remember a lecturer who gave us meaningless hand-out as we conducted a research to discover that he downloaded it from Internet. The next time he came, we asked him to explain his last handout but he stylishly avoided our question for a vague discussion.
u just said it all about uniabuja

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