₦airaland Forum

cruzita:
its not our fault,God take time create us too

God neva created u girls to be your worst enemies.

*joins the ATM crew quickly* bros how far na?

cold:
Good for her. But why would someone of her standing write like that? Smh

Its really shameful, bro. English language is officially comatose on most of our lips.

falseman:
to cross that state no be beans oo after driving for over 4hrs you will still see a signpost saying Kogi State

Not only that bro. The threat of violence is in the air like thick smoke from a burning bush. Especially from the ethnic gp whose name starts with the letter "E". Just my experience as well as a host of oda persons.

OkparaJesus:
When I went to buy food and the class was hot but the refrigerator was meant to Fry fish. She was boosting about a child left me in cooking but am not aware the exam was in the morning before our pastor was sleeping inside the church dinning hall but am not their to go in but every lady was at my back singing inside the book haram campus gate upon the state of eating about an hour ago. who is know for more milk than cigarette on a hot morning but Kaye west latter married Popular Genevieve Nnaji that caused we to eat apple without drinking water.

See English langua. Dem say make una go sch, una say teacher die!

What exactly in this pic justifies the conclusion that she is his mom, except the OP is the one in the pic, which is not so. Several corpers do dis, for God sake with random persons. Mods make una get sense na. Is this how low we have dumped our brains?

Oluwolex2000:
.. Thanks bro .. That was y we had house to house sensitization we told them other ways it can be contracted and how !!

OP I dey see u o! dey there dey take selfie ehn.

Ishilove:

I don't know the answer. #hatemaths
I still marvel at how I managed to pass maths in WAEC

Even me sef, I only got *looks to the left and right* a D.

LastMumu:
Question 1
Equation 1 is G + C =110
Equation 2 is G = 100C

If G + C =110

and G = 100C

Therefore, 100C + C =110

101C =110

C = 1.09

The cup costs N1.09k

Question 2 is 10 minutes (This question easy die, even me wey be mumu sef know am )

Question 3: it is impossible for him to be a millionaire.

*weeps* Oh God! hefrybodi is making an effort, and my brain is not even booting sef. I'm so done. @Opeaco. sori for the times I haf yab u on NL. @lastmumu. Pls cld u be my son's private teacher?

modath:
Kindly educate me, which one is Abuja folks that use their neck to bear burden? (Caveat, it is not intended to sub or denigrate, it's the only way i can describe them)
Thx..

Sori for the late reply dear, I don't know how to get notifications from nairaland at all. OK
back to the gist; let me goan hansk my neighbours; his grandmother always carries tinz in that manner.

Lagusta:
You're very beautiful with a gorgeous body.....

U c sm1 climb flower pot, abi na tree pot self, u are saying u are biriful.

sauceny:
Automatically,she owns an oil well

The woman must be sagacious & a descendant of King Solomon....She wise pass federal government

As in ehhn, the woman na streetz. Original badooooo! Olamide will jus b claiming badoooo!

Adaure4ever:
and like my grandmother used to say; Gentlemen should know how to overlook a tiny and indeliberate mistake made by a woman.

Gbuhu!!! *coughs loudly with violent shivers* as if u would do d same to the gents. *quickly slips outta thread tru d back window*

Adaure4ever:
and like my grandmother used to say; Gentlemen should know how to overlook a tiny and indeliberate mistake made by a woman.

Gbuhu!!! *coughs loudly with violent shivers* as if u do d same to the gents. *slips outta thread tru u back window*

ladyF:
Them no go still change, it's only lazy men that look for sugar mummy. Any sagar daddy on nairaland?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again oooo

Pls what's the diff b/w marrying a woman who's older than u, has more material acquisitions than u and the subject matter of this thread?

fartkay:
D poster bellow, sorry can't solve it.




Girl ,,go tell his mum dat her son is ready to become a father. No sane mother will tell u to do abortion.

U really don't know some mums.

Decker:
It's always advisable that if you want to engage in premarital sex, you should endeavor to use protection always. Asides preventing you from getting pregnant it also protects against STDs.
It was your first sex and the smart thing would have been for both you and the guy to use protection, but you didn't and now you are facing the consequences.

I am going to be honest with you. It's not right to abort children. It's religiously and morally wrong. It's murder and it's not right.
Asides for the fact that abortion is wrong, it can also be detrimental to the health of the lady and sometimes it could be fatal. So I won't advice you to abort the pregnancy. Besides this isn't a decision you should take on your own.

You just gonna have to tell your parents. That's the best thing. They are not going to kill you. They would scold you and probably punish you, but they still love you and have your interest at heart. Talk to your mum. Present the matter to her in a mature way, and be prepared for what would come after that. She would get mad and angry and emotional, but after a day or two, she would come along. She is a woman like you. If after you present the matter to your parents and they insist you abort it, then you have no choice. You aren't going to raise the child alone. But I don't think they would. I don't think any parent would want their child to abort a pregnancy.
If they tell you to keep it, I am sure they would proffer ideas and solutions on how you would go about the whole pregnancy issue including sorting things out with the guy who impregnated you.

You made a mistake, I get it. Everyone makes mistakes at some point in their lives, what's important is that we all learn from these mistakes. Don't worry, it's all right. Everything is okay.

You are just 21 and you have your whole life in front of you. Don't let this discourage you in anyway. It's just a little set back, but don't let it stand as a hindrance to you striving to achieve your dreams and goals in life.

It's alright.

The way u painted her mum as one who would be very understanding shows u know little about some mums.

wink2015:
[size=16pt]Please where is the industrial court in Nigeria. Their offices. Secondly, what is the procedure for forwarding complaint involving dispute with an employer of labour to an industrial court in Nigeria?

Persons with detailed information should share here for the benefit of all nairalanders.[/size]

That depends on your location; if u are in abj, its along Gimbya str; u do not forward a complaint to the NIC, u file a law suit which is beta done by a lawyer. As for the oda locations of the NIC, just Google it.

Sorry bro. Your type of employment is the type that is not protected by statute(a particular written law). However, if u have a letter of employment read it carefully to see if there are conditions/procedures spelt out by which you could be disengaged. If there are none, u have no cannot sue your employers for wrongful termination because an employer in tge private sector has the right to hire and fire any employee and he is not obligated to state his reasons for firing the employee. The law would never force a servant on an unwilling master and your employment is categorized under the law as that of master- servant. If u need more help on the above, just quote me. In the meantime, move on to the next big thing.

Junior66:
a ritualist came to one of my church branches in Kogi State to give his life to Christ. after he was prayed for the pastor prayed on his ritual materials and burnt them. do u know that the pastor ran mad right there in the church immediately he set fire to the shrine? Do u think it is just incidental? I dn't! i know a guy who went mad because of a similar issue. As soon as his shrine started burning he started pulling his clothes and ran out of the Church. He is now a full-blown mad man. I even saw him yesterday.

The pastor is an over-sabi pastor. I believe the bible which says "u shall trample upon scorpions and snakes and none shall hurt u". Recall that incident of the madman in the bible whom those scam guys tried delivering and got their clothes shredded by the madman and their eyes and faces punched to a twisted visage.

Analysiscorner:
Easy

Easy ko! difficult ni! *takes out a baseball bat and heads for the OP's house*. Dis OP must have sense today.

frank317:
What do you think were the factors that led to your sister's depression?
You mentioned she has a child... Did her husband leave her or something? Is she a single mother?
When your sister got withdrawn, she soaked herself in church, do you know why?.... Let me tell you why. She believes that pastors, she thought God or what ever imaginary being you guys are worshipping would help her. But her situation only for worst. You knew something was wrong with her but you thought since she has gotten closer to God by being religious, everything was okay.
But she got worst and you had to take her to a psychiatrist.
But I just hope you don't have your own mentel issues because, you don't sound normal to me.

You forgot how the illness gradually started, how it got worst and how it got treated and you think an imaginary being helped your sister.... Please can you take some time out and visit a psychiatrist yourself? Do this before your case gets worst.

Lol bro, u took the words outta my mouth!!!!

Edygrin:
Except the Lord heals the sick, the doctors and nurses work in vain, for the life of a man is in the hand of God.

In other words, what you are saying is that the doctors don't deserve the praises but if she had died, the doctors would totally take the blame. Bloody blind bats!!!!

viviangist3:
The dancers for the last picture na Boys oooo No BE Girls oooo , Anambra get something .. but no be gays ooo
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Stop lying jor! Anambra is gayhood

DirtyGold:
So, they have finally killed Onome? Chai, there is God o!

Onome ko! Tega ni! na ur babe b dat?

Kyase:
Ok But I noticed snake threads make front pages faster than sperm cells. Abeg make I find stick. Operation kill a snake to make front page.

Abeg com by backyard com kill plenty snake o! u go dey FP tire

joseph1832:
Do they skill consume beans like no mans business in Hall 3? LOL.

OP, where exactly in Hall 3 was the snake found?

This is terrible! It shows bad management of the hostels. Don't they fumigate the hostels anymore? Uniben is falling o!

mindtricks:
How would you see this if you were an Abuja indigene? Sense of belonging at least.

For Pete sake can't u just learn, the guy is stating a constitutional fact.

modath:
I live in Abuja, been here since dem military boys dem days so I've met a couple of them & been warned their tribe is not spelt as Gwari but Gbagyi ..

There is Gwari as well as Gbagy. Abaji area council chairman is Gbagy while Gwagwalada area council chairman is Gwari. Sen Philip Aduda is Gwari.

From the newness of his wig, this dude rarely engages in the practice of law

Twaci:
You no like enjoyment?

For God sake, why would you add fresh to cook ogbono soup, yet u put stockfish? They don't go together conveniently. Why not in place of the fresh fish, add one dried fish, even if it is the usual dried mackerel(skubia). Magi N40! Blood of Zachariah! All these ladies! U only need a pair of knor cubes for that kinda soup. @Twaci, while ur list is cool, ur cooking skills nid my tutorship. Yes! I said it! After all, two good heads are bera than one.

Really nice write-up