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Mylestone:
;o

I will have to admit it


this Davidthegeek is FINALLY GOOD

NwaAmaikpe:


From their preek you shall know them..
Their dry muscular chest will always find them out.


They are always quick to shout "owo mi da!!" and will threaten to fight you for no reason
They never have physical strength but fight with charms.


Still guessing their identity?
Proudly Afon

magikalz:
Omo, I tire ooo.

Obviously, this chick likes you a lot and has been throwing green light around for you. Is it till she turns it to red light that you will start responding accordingly.

QUICK QUESTION - Do you want her?

If you are answer is yes, which other sign do you want from her to proceed, bros?

You keep mentioning you are not bucksed up...who asked you for money?

Na we niggaz mentality dey cause all these shyte.....now you will go into something with her and start over-doing because you have already set monetary expectations that shouldn't be there.

Nigga relax and make a solid move on this girl.

Not having money isn't an ish for now unless you make it so.

You can decide to forget her and go make money if you want, that's even better........but she will likely be gone by then.

Or you can decide to go for her if you want her and work on yourself while you are at it.

If money issues come up as is common with Nigerian ladies, let her know you are working on yourself and something.

If she wan dey, she go dey....if not, she can bail from the ship.


Who knows, you might collected your 3 points by then at least.

Not so bad.

See, my point is for you to quash this limiting belief and make your move if you want the gal.

Other factors will be sorted out as you guys roll.

Comprende

Now, I don't wanna see you whine and pine again.

Man up, you got balls for a reason.

If you had gone through this thread from Page 1 till now, you would have answered yourself already.

ambs50:
Good day @HardDon and others. Am not happy with you guys except @Magikalz. i posted a problem here and I didnt get enough response. I need help

Guys pls pls do the needful by responding cos am confused right now. Below is d issue


@ HardDon and other love doctors in the house

Now my story is this, there is dis lady in my church I dnt know wat is popping between us.
For some months now, if am not around in church, she is d first person I hear looks out for me. Also, my words really make her laugh. Although I know I can be quite humorous. There are times our eyes meet just like that.

Recently, I noticed she always calls on me to either put in a word for her or support her wen we are gisting perhaps after d service because we only see often in church. We dnt live in d same area.
In essence, I am just noticing some unusual chemistry btw us. Even those (youths) around us are always match-making just suddenly.

So pls, is there anything btw us or it just my fantasies? Is it that I am d one reading meanings to things that are normal? And pls, d match-making stuff, is it also just their fantasies cos I knw I do it back then in school? Pls wat do I do?

NB: I don't come from a boxed up background.
I am just a normal guy. Not that active in church. (gave these backgrounds to make known reason am the more confused)

Awaitng many responses.
Thanks

Mylestone:

AKWARA.....

Benita27:
I'm in a relationship. I said I was single but not searching 'cause I'm not married, and not 'cause I'm heartbroken.
Btw, heartbreak isn't something one should be ashamed of.

Benita27:
I'm very much single but not searching. Have been seeing the thread but decided to look up what has been happening on here, and got disappointed.

If HARDDON like make him vex, e no concern me.

vickyboiy:
this is very helpful...i really appreciate you...will try it and get back to you...goodnight sir

Benita27:
What makes you think my boyfriend is on NL?, who's Jos?.

vickyboiy:
thank you so much sir... It's only the flirting and teasing aspect i'm not good at buh can meet and attract....can u just give me an example of a flirt or teasing line i can use...i really appreciate you sir

Flirting with a girl is quite easy. I usually refrain from giving lines here cuz some people just take them, use them out of context and thus it blows in their face.

I'll instead tell you how to come up with flirty lines.

Have you ever seen a girl and this naughty voice in your head goes like "woooooow nice outfit, she cute".

That voice in your head has just given you a tip. All you need to do next is to say it out in a funny way.

EG: Wooow this your outfit is cute. Are you trying to blind all the guys in this street?

OR

Woow you looking cute. Lemme come and be going before my eyes will just blind

OR

Woow did you dress this cute to seduce me? Nice gown. (This can be used if she came to visit you)

Flirting is that simple. Think of something naughty and tell her in a funny way.

HOW TO BE FUNNY?

The easiest way to be funny is to blow things out of proportion - exaggerate.

EG: This outfit really brought out your shape. Mehn if i knew your butt is as big as zuma rock i'll have asked you out sinceeee!

REALLY, CAN I COMMENT ON HER BUTT?? WON'T SHE SLAP ME?

Girls are naughty. Maybe even more naughty than guys. They like hearing stuffs like that. It's just that our society does not allow them to show that side. So, they try to pretend as if they are saints.

Every girl you meet is naughty. Even those church-going-holy-holy girls.

So don't be scared to pass flirty comments at them.

As long as you can say it in a funny way, you can flirt with a girl using anything.

When you flirt and say naughty things to a girl, you're simply planting seeds. When the time is right you can easily take things physical.

NB: I only covered flirting on a sexual level using words. That's cuz to avoid being friendzoned you need to let her see you as a "sexual creature".

- Holding a girl's hand is another way of flirting.

- Calling a girl "baby, sweetheart" etc is flirting.

Just this evening i started a Whatsapp chat with: "My indomie instant noodles, how are you?"

That's another way to flirt. Using a possessive word like "My".

Hope you have a good idea on how to flirt now.

Cheers

bigtt76:
I hate him like mad now for not dissociating his brand from those senseless murderers

"It has less to do with the looks and more to do with the personality. So intellectually sound, really smart, very ambitious with a great sense of humour and just really caring.".

"It gets very hectic and stressful, sometimes you just want to be by yourself and have a quiet day but it's not possible. You might run into fans and you're not having a good day, but they need to take pictures and they need to hear you talk. If you are passionate about something or if you enjoy doing something you won't get tired of it."

Ighoga898:
local boyz balling...
Local pays.

vickyboiy:
sir, i just met this babe and i'm visiting her this night...please what are the things that i need to discuss with her that will make her feel my vibe

Prudent200:
. can I download Fela Music on it?