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greyham:
Who is Susan?

Smart Eye.

That's her real name

oshe11:
Lol....

She has "intelligent" pussee

LOL.

Timekeeper:
If I finish my degree and service by 2020, hope that you will help me with a job then... Discipline is banking and finance but I can cope with any department in an organization... I'm versatile and can easily learn and diversify to any department or sector

let's pray God keeps us till then.

oshe11:
Your "Position" as your Boss personal peron?

the worst thing be say, she just find for nothing. her head empty.

So i am heading a sub-department in the company i work for. and there was this manipulative female colleague who was two shot my junior. to be honest, she wasn't deserving of the position, she was mediocre at best. crazy to see how far a nice female curve and some big titties can take you. for the sake of anonymity let's call her Grace.

no need explaining how she resents me. she thinks my job should be hers, even going as far as mentioning it to some colleagues of mine, thinking she can buy them over. little did she know that they were going to tell me. she even went as far as flirting with my superior who was on the executive management team. no surprise he's been falling for it hook, line and sinker. what would you expect from a chronic womanizer huh. at a point, he had a discussion with me regarding her, stressing the need for me to be nice to her, avoid getting in an argument with her, .. blah blah blah...............

during the course of our conversation, i decided that it's high time i take her out of my team and even worse, make sure she get fired. but seeing her current relationship with my superior, i clearly need to think my step carefully. just then i idea strucked me. i decided to use my boss weakness to my advantage.

first thing i did was fabricating a line of analytical reasoning as to why a problem in one of our branch office (port harcourt) needs to be addressed immediately. this means one of us in the department have to Port Harcourt for a period of two months in order to fix it. me going was an exception, since i have to stay back and take care of some project in mid-implementation. considering the period of time it's going to take, it appears Grace was the only option we have. reason was because she isn't married, unlike the rest of the colleague.

evidently Mr. Oga Boss was visibly upset. on the other hand, Grace was thrilled. according to her "I Love Traveling, The experience it gives and blah blah blah...

As soon as she left, i quickly went in search for a suitable replacement for her position, pending her return. in no time, i found a more than suitable candidate. She was perfect. She was younger than Grace. She was meek and compliant whereas Grace had been boisterous and dominant. She was humble. Most importantly, she has all the right asset in place. We will call her Onome. I told her that the job was temp-to-perm. In a way this was dishonest. But, ultimately, it was truthful!

My boss, I knew for a fact, had a thing for ladies like onome. He took to her immediately Like cancer takes to a prostate. And it just so happened that she was a very, very diligent employee as well. Her metrics were far better than Grace's ever were. I took note to mention her success publicly and praise her multiple times.

Fast Forward, Two months later, a week immediately before Grace return. i called Onome into my office when i was sure big boss was in his office (which is well within earshot). i told her loud enough for big boss to hear our conversation, that the two month period of her employment is ending because the person she replaced is due to come back from "Port Harcourt" in a week or two. at first she didn't understand, because she taught i said the job was from temp-to-perm, didn't I? Fortunately, I've nailed the "earnest and surprised" look. She begins to cry and I offer her a tissue.

as if on cue, Mr. Boss came over and asked what was going on. well i explained to him the situation on ground, because Grace will be returning soon. he seemed genuinely worried because he has gotten so used to Onome. after what seemed like hours, he asked.

"But didn't you say that her numbers have been really good?"

I nodded."That's true. All of her metrics have been stellar. But unfortunately there's not enough work here for two positions."

"Yeah... there must be something we can do, though." he said.

He wants an excuse at this point, which i was ready to give.

"Well, aren't they still looking to fill that position in accounts payable? Grace had a minor in accounting."

This position has been filled and vacant on and off for years. Because the manager is an idiot who doesn't know what she wants. This position is a metaphorical toilet with the flushing power of Niagara falls that can dispose of even the largest pieces of human refuse. Namely, Grace. What's more, it is in an entirely different department. But big dick bossman can get her placed there if he wants.

He took the idea happily, and immediately turned to Onome and begins to comfort her. "Don't worry, Onome. We've got it. You'll stay on and become permanent in this role and Grace will take a different role in the company. Okay?"

She's obviously still broken up a bit, but hopeful. She nods. he turns back to me to deal with the reality of the decision he's just made. "Will you be able to tell grace about the decision"

"Yes Of course I'll tell her." i said, taking all my will power of not jumping out of my seat in excitement.

I allowed onome to regain her composure, apologized for the confusion, and made sure to have her made permanent before Grace comes back.

Grace is currently battling the atomic water pressure of the Accounts Payable toilet, Onome is performing better than ever (she still thanks me sometimes), and bossman can jack off to this nice girl who is not qualified for and has no interest in my position.

Rozaytee:
Op. .....Keep up d good work na ur future daughter i pity...her pusssy go be like well...every tom dick and harry will use and dump...

hmmmm

let's see about that.

akiOYIBO:
oh! is dat so? This can be really painful. Girls are allowed to be a "f+ckgal" while boys are meant to be nice and toyed with.

seriously,

so much for feminism. they surely deserve a round overplause.

they've made women become the victim, no matter the circumstance

drnoel:
Ya very immature but the statement that women don't handle rejection is true on all counts

immature in what sense, ogbeni

akiOYIBO:
I dont know for him but for me, never. Whether love or no love one thing is sure-no commitment!

Abeg epp me ask her,

who don break ma heart.

laughing in japan "aigoo"

akiOYIBO:
The first girl I loved f+cked my best friend on d ground that am not attending to her need. How can I when she was bombarding me with virginity vows and promises?. I was waiting for marriage and the D-day only for my guy to collect the cookie.

U donminit

Please brother, let us here you testimony

enyi1:
this your post is meant to open our eyes (guys) and help us learn. But some men are scum and would never learn.

Now you won't blame them will you.

it's just that they haven't gotten a pussy in years now

enyi1:
seems op is right. Every female want his head. This is really serious.

Abeg, epp me see the matter o

Gangster1ms:
Very good.. if they can reject someone then they should be able to handle rejection. My life is very simple and straightforward. I go by just one rule which is do unto to others what u will like to be done to u. I reject girls cos I'm ready to accept it when girls reject me. The problem is that these bïtches think they are entitled to whatever they want cos they got pussy, ass & boobs. Treat their fvck up well and never relent.
The said bïtch in ur story must have rejected tons of guys that meant well for her and yet she doesn't wanna be rejected even if she might not really mean well to you.

She's like a 9/10.
So it's normal for her to do the rejection, not until she met her match.

Two can play the game. that's what they don't know.

Biglittlelois:
The sweet thing that will happen to this ego filled proud guy is that he will meet a lady he will love soo much, but she will dump him after 2 weeks and then he will cry like a baby, unfortunately he wont post it here for us to know that fact.

Wow, Love Ke,

Love Fire

Lonestar124:
Becoming the ambassador of acid survivors

15 bottles ontop your head, when you go night club. damn

Lonestar124:
Some ladies can be aggressive while handling breakup and if you're subtle with them you may end up being victimized.

They can do and undo.

E.g accusing you of rape

RadicallyBlunt:
Op my colleague, u did well biko. When a woman likes you, u gotta fucck her very well cus things can turn upside down later.

My greatest regret in ever dating a girl was when she told me that she and Jesus had agreement dat she will no have sex till marriage. Mumu-me sef dey happy say I don see wife, I concurred. As things went on she couldn't bear the emotions, she was all over me. I had to be d one to stay strong and not have sex with her, she then suddenly woke up one day and said I made her look cheap and she broke up.

I swear I felt like cutting off her head. Since dat time I don vow whether she's a wife material or not, I will never waste any precious opportunity again in my life. All pusssies are to be slammed.

Lol, well said bro.

time spent with a woman is NOT an investment. There is no return to be had, no future payout. The relationship WILL end, sooner or later, have your life in order so that it doesn't matter.

She's not yours, it's just your turn, and she'll let you know when your turn is over: "I'm not in the mood" / "I'm not your LovePeddler" / "I don't like oral anymore".

IamD18:
And now that's an achievement and a guarantee that your so-called work will make you a millionaire , isn't it?

You sure deserves a high-five with a plastic chair on your face for thinking it's an achievement to dump a lady after wasting her time for two months.


If your work and jobs were your priorities, why start a relationship with her in the first place?

My Problem, not you business.

your Bullcrap, your problem

you guys need to realize that a woman is not worth wasting your time on. if you start observing some shenanigans, cut the crap right away

Chuknovski:
watch out for pt2

lol, anticipating season 20

Lalas247:
who is smiling with u .....
u no dey fear sha... so u didn't read not to quote me

Save the flames nordy, try using it for something more productive

Chuknovski:
you Lucky you are yet to meet a girl who will give you a run for your new found attitude, had a friend who was like you not until he met a girl who dammed all his consequences, she stood by him like a leech, she nor gree free the guy with, all knacks, cheats, beats, now the girl don humble the guy,he wan kuku settol with this geh, my guy be careful women geh power, some fit jazz you especially when u don enta their Toto, if you know u knw

Nahhh

That cant happen. there is a saying that goes
"once beaten, twice shy.
Twice Beaten Forever shy"

if you know, u know

Lalas247:
so this is FACTS

so because u dated one girl it has become a fact?

so what exactly are you feeling like ? because one girl didn't take ur break up well .... all women in the world can't handle rejection. from your story she took it very well .. extremely well she told you the truth and gave u the deuces sign .. so you think you're winning abi...

mtcheew
pls don't quote me o.. save those calories

well you've just confirmed it.

Women actually cannot handle rejection. Grow Up!!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Petty.

I recently ended a thing with a lady and damn she didn’t take it well.

She was annoying, but I told her I was simply too busy with work and other things and she was pushing for something more serious.Truth was, i easily grow bored whenever a relationship stretches for more than a month

After I told her I had no intention of getting serious, out came the shaming tactics “You’re not a real man are you” “You’re just a fuckboy” “Don't let your look deceive you. you can't get anyone better than me” “Maybe I should send a guy friend to Bleep you up” “You wasted 2 months of my life” "you took advantage of me because i was vulnerable"

Now the whole time she’s saying all this, I kept thinking of the phrase women use to shame and shut down men who get aggressive over being rejected, “you’re not entitled to anybody’s love or affection”

So I decided to use it. I said “you’re not entitled to anyone’s love or affection” And she hit the roof telling me, “I can Bleep any guy I want, I can have a new guy every day if I wanted”

I gotta admit, it felt pretty damn good to use that on a chick.

Well sweetheart, why are you wasting time arguing with me? Go do that then!!

Typical woman. Feels entitled to my time but if I was being billy beta and getting Aggro about her not committing I’d get told I’m not entitled to her love and affection

plessis:
Like I always say, The Gods saw that men were like them and would aspire to be like them, so they created women to bring men to their knees and destroy men if need be.

True Talk Bro. by the way, i've only counted two females quoting this post so far. does it mean 99.9% of women do cheat

now i get it. i've just seen the dog of NL