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OneSentence:
how? it yielded results...

Is like your parents didn't teach you manners ehn...

CHILDISHNESS!!!

BUT YOU FIT FORGET NINA ABI

LaDolceVida:
Who gives 200k on the spot

have you ever heard of mobile banking

illegalking:
You are only talking about your family and friends on NL.. In physical life even animals do feel the pain. Except you are a typical bad person which I know this Moniker for.

bros tell am o . abi na hermit him be

ANOTHER REASON WHY I CANT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR MORE THAN TWO MONTH

Reussite:
Hello house I posted a plea for financial aid yesterday to enable me invest in the business I stated about. Its not in my character to sort for assistance this way but I'm simply desperate. I've been assisted with a good % of the amount needed by a former boss at work. I simply need N40k to complete payment. Please I'm reaching out to those who understands what it implies to be in a desperate situation.

guy!!! go lagos market go push wheel barrow. you go get that 40k b4 1 week over.

your gf isa lying

ONLY GYMERS CAN RELATE

I absolutely love Demi Lovato, but was disappointed when I heard this and how careless she acted regarding a very sensitive issue.

A few days ago, she wrote about a prank she pulled on her male body-guard.

This is a direct quote:
“I hired a lady of the night in Vegas and send her to Max's hotel room to surprise him.
She walked into his room without permission and grabbed him in his 'area' and he
freaked the Bleep out hahahaha”

I want every single man, woman and child to know that this is NOT FUNNY.

Following the outrage, she doubled down on her position: It’s clear that some women still don’t get it.

Sexual assault happens to both genders.

It’s wrong.

Men have feelings too. I really shouldn’t have to explain this, but considering how many likes her original tweet got, it seems people don’t care.

And sexual assault, no matter who it happens to, is always wrong.

here is her tweet.
Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

I absolutely love Demi Lovato, but was disappointed when I heard this and how careless she acted regarding a very sensitive issue.

A few days ago, she wrote about a prank she pulled on her male body-guard.

This is a direct quote:
“I hired a lady of the night in Vegas and send her to Max's hotel room to surprise him.
She walked into his room without permission and grabbed him in his 'area' and he
freaked the Bleep out hahahaha”

I want every single man, woman and child to know that this is NOT FUNNY.

Following the outrage, she doubled down on her position: It’s clear that some women still don’t get it.

Sexual assault happens to both genders.

It’s wrong.

Men have feelings too. I really shouldn’t have to explain this, but considering how many likes her original tweet got, it seems people don’t care.

And sexual assault, no matter who it happens to, is always wrong.

here is her tweet.
Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

I held her hand for a while and she excused herself. I let her go. A question went buzzing in my head. "What is the meaning of a father? What does it mean to be a parent?" Here are two human beings with no biological relationship and yet so connected with each other. Here is a family that has the wife, the husband and the child connected only through humanity and compassion and nothing more and they sound more like a family than any other I know.

Having babies doesnt make anyone a father or a parent. "Father" is a title you take on when you are accountable for a child's nurture. It's a position you don when you commit yourself to give a child a better platform than what it already has and is capable of creating for itself under the given cirucmstances. It is a responsibility you take on without anyone imposing on you. That is who a father is.

A child may not see it that way. A child might be thinking that it's the father's "duty" and "responsibility" to do stuff for it. But, in reality it is not. The child may simply be abandoned and left to survive on its own. Or the child maybe neglected and left to its own methods to learn and grow. So, every bit of compassion that a parent shows to a child, is a self imposed accountability and responsibility. Its a bonus, a gift, something it received out of a commitment of another human being. When this is recognized, the child bonds with the parent. Otherwise the bonding is incomplete. All that a child can do is to be grateful and give back the compassion and love shown by a parent. That is the foundation on which a family stands.

I held her hand for a while and she excused herself. I let her go. A question went buzzing in my head. "What is the meaning of a father? What does it mean to be a parent?" Here are two human beings with no biological relationship and yet so connected with each other. Here is a family that has the wife, the husband and the child connected only through humanity and compassion and nothing more and they sound more like a family than any other I know.

Having babies doesnt make anyone a father or a parent. "Father" is a title you take on when you are accountable for a child's nurture. It's a position you don when you commit yourself to give a child a better platform than what it already has and is capable of creating for itself under the given cirucmstances. It is a responsibility you take on without anyone imposing on you. That is who a father is.

A child may not see it that way. A child might be thinking that it's the father's "duty" and "responsibility" to do stuff for it. But, in reality it is not. The child may simply be abandoned and left to survive on its own. Or the child maybe neglected and left to its own methods to learn and grow. So, every bit of compassion that a parent shows to a child, is a self imposed accountability and responsibility. Its a bonus, a gift, something it received out of a commitment of another human being. When this is recognized, the child bonds with the parent. Otherwise the bonding is incomplete. All that a child can do is to be grateful and give back the compassion and love shown by a parent. That is the foundation on which a family stands.

Because your father's IQ was very low and gave birth to a m0ron in form of a human being. and that m0ron grew up to become a full adult which everyone taught was a responsible young man. until he revealed his true mor0nic nature by coming to Nairaland and asking some dumb question about his father's IQ being low.

well i don't blame you. the son of a goat is a goat, so likewise the son of a mor0n will always be a mor0n.

Thank you.

sincerely,
daviesblaze

comshots:
Cum is another wasted substance in a man's body.Do you know how much you will make if you donate it to a hospital who needs it?

No Thank You.

I'll rather deposit it were i can see it.

all those evil nurse in those hospital shall not come near my kunu

comshots:
1.Calculate all the time and money you were spending in recharge cards to be calling her and gifts you bought for her when you were chasing her upandan and during dating period.

2.Calculate the allawee you gave her every week or month after she finally agreed to date you.

3.Calculate the energy you wasted when you were thrusting and screaming when you were cuming after one minute of sex.

Obviously,she will only lie down like a log of wood while my guy is doing all the actions.

Who was used?It is you my guy.

What if you never spent on her, but you were just busy shining her congo ?

bakayokoko:
VILLAGE TIPS U MEAN?

bakayokoko:
[s][/s]

GO AND DIE! YOU BLOODY MORONIC SCAMMER

Bro sometimes it's best you just ignore the obvious to avoid being called out.

we all know what the guy is made of already. just ignore his comments and keep an eye on his bet tips

The captain and the siren
We have all heard stories or watched movies with pirates. Men going on a quest to discover new lands or hidden treasures that nobody ever dreamed of having. Bold, courageous men, that would kill anything and everything that stood in their way towards what they wanted. Until one day, when traveling on board, a beautiful, unheard of song breaks the silence. Such a suave voice, singing in the distance, melts the captain's heart. He looks around him, and out of nowhere sees a beautiful creature, with the body of a woman and tail of a fish, calling for him. He has never seen such beauty, so he jumps out of the ship, into the sea, swimming with all his power towards the siren. He gets closer, and closer, and closer. Suddenly, he senses her scent. He gets closer and sees her beautiful face and big breasts. He could feel her heat. She holds out her hand, he reaches for it. She grabs him, pulls him towards her. And when they're about to kiss, the siren dives with him into the water, drowning and killing him.

How the story applies in the real world
we should be aware of the fact that women, through their nature, try to sabotage us, in order to see if we are really strong men with a desire and purpose in life. It is what it is. From my experience, they can do that in the traditional way, through the good old shit-tests, imposing jealousy, being hot and cold and so on, or through more unorthodox ways, like singing to you, making themselves so vulnerable and innocent in front of you, being submissive to a tee, appearing weak etc. The latter enumeration I call the song of the siren. Why? Because it attacks your feelings and makes you...

Fall in love - The shit test you failed
But wait OP! Isn't love beautiful? Isn't love what draws men and women together? Aren't you just an angry incel who hates women and jerks off to porn?

Uh, no. I used to be an incel that jerked off to porn though. Guess when? Correct, when I was deeply in love. Love isn't what draws men and women together, it's what draws men towards women. It is a veil put on your eyes so that you are blind, and can't see anything. Guess when all the branch-swinging, all the cheating and all the lies start to happen? When you have the veil of love over your eyes. Because in that moment, the woman knows you can't see anything, and you only guide yourself in your relationship based on what you hear. What do you hear? Her words. For when she knows her words are the only thing you believe, she can do anything she pleases. This is the phase where you, the captain of the ship, are slowly drowning in the water. Shit tests up your throat, never returned calls, nights when you don't hear from her, your death being her dumping you. The crueler death is when you hear she cheated on you. And even then, too many captains return to the one that brought them sorrow and death of the soul.

My Scar
Ok, OP, I get it, what you said seems true. But are you just making stories up in your head, or have you actually experienced the charms of a siren?
Of course I did. And for that, let me tell you the moment when a siren almost clawed me, and left me with a scar:

About two years ago I met a girl. Smart, short, curly hair, with an accent that I deeply enjoyed hearing. I gamed her flawlessly and we bleeped. I was out of town with a project. Strong chemistry on this one.

On the last night of my stay there, I was in her room at 2AM after the Bleep of her life, she was on top of me, and said "I want to sing you my favorite song". I smiled and said "Let's hear it". Her voice was angelic. I haven't heard anyone sing that good in my life. After she finished the song, she said "That's a gift for you, so that you would never forget me". I wouldn't say I fell for her, but I definitely stumbled hard at that point.

Her image slowly faded in my head over time, but it went away the slowest.

Flipping the script
OP, a lot of beta men would've fell incurably for that girl if they were in your position! And knowing that all women are like that, especially the beautiful ones, how can I enjoy their companionship without getting screwed?

Good question. I will break this down in steps, so that it's easier to digest:

1. Fall in love with other things, and only "like" women. You're the captain, you have other shit to take care of other than a woman. You are here to hunt for the treasure, to find the Fountain of Youth, to conquer and lead. I love my mission, I love working out, I love investing in my mind, and I love my two dogs. My beautiful brunette girlfriend with big tits, nice legs and ass? Well, I "like" her. But I'd definitely pick my dogs if I had to choose.

2. Get "love for women" out of your system. Love is not what Disney defined it. Love is not what romance movies defined it. Love is a power play, a manipulation tool, a shit test. Internalize that, and you'll laugh next time you hear a fellow man saying "I'm so in love".

3.Recognize the feminine ways of trapping you. Don't give up your balls for free. In fact, never give up your balls.

4. Learn to say no. Refusing someone means power. Most men do not refuse women out of two reasons: lack of other options and fear of hurting women. You won't hurt shit. You'll wet pants. You can't go out with her to get ice cream, you need to study. You can't help her with a project, you have to go to the gym. You can't go to her place when she wears red panties and nothing else, you promised your brothers you'll go out with them.

The result of all this
Fine, fine, ok. I kind of get it...but if I do all this will I get a woman that will be forever loyal to me and never cheat on me?

Bro, chill. Stop feeding yourself this happy forever after bullshit. Understand one thing: You will never be granted lifelong loyalty from anyone, man or woman, irrespective of context.
Mankind is opportunistic. And if you were in a relationship and an HB10 would beg to suck your dick and swallow you all, without any consequences, you wouldn't do it? Spare me.

However, be the captain of your ship, don't let yourself fooled by love and women, and yes, you will attract the kind of women that will stick by you, without cheating. There's one more thing to understand: women are not genetically cheaters, both sexes are. The only difference is that we're pushing their cheater buttons because we are weak, lazy and unmotivated. Nobody with the least amount of sef-respect settles for that, man or woman.

I hope that you enjoyed this post as much as much as I've enjoyed writing it. I also hope that I brought a new perspective on some pre-existing theories, and also that maybe you've learned something new from this.

gewise7:
we would c after the matches and know if d entire world cup games are fixed