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according to the post,. they were having issues. the guy was only looking for backup, incase yawa gas

damjane:
the same with me. We've got the same complexion, height and body figure.

for a moment i thought he was me from another world or dimension. another moment i thought maybe my mother actually gave birth to twins. fu'cked up taught like that were just messing with my sanity at that moment

mine was worst. we bear the same three names quite in same order. worst of all was that we share the same height, bodybuild and complexion. you need to see how freaked out we both were.

NEMESIS have finally caught up with them. hope they will return the money abi

youngberry001:
eww see finish...

Fainted!!

Make I Join You Faint O..O

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The Best Self-Help Advice Ever...

These are the best nuggets of advice about happiness, alignment, and success I’ve ever received:

1. Be yourself
I once heard a monk say if you meditated nonstop for 20 years, the answer you would arrive at is “be yourself.” There is tremendous freedom in just being you. It’s better (and easier!) to be a first-rate version of yourself than a third-rate version of anyone else. How long can you fake it, anyway?

You’re like a snowflake. Just as no one else in the world has your face, no one has your unique gifts, strengths, or personality. Don’t be afraid to be seen.

2. You have nothing to prove
You don’t have to please everyone, entertain others, or compete (unless doing so makes you happy). You are enough, exactly as you are right now.

3. You can’t control anyone
Have you ever met someone who thought they were wrong about their choices? Neither have I. Some of our most mature action is inaction (or biting our tongue). For example, my super-duper healthy friend and I went for lunch last weekend. She ordered a salad. I ordered a bagel (extra cheese!) and a milkshake. She didn’t say a word.

So much suffering comes from trying to control others—their actions, their habits, their worldview. This can include strangers online, your ex, your colleagues...

But the (liberating!) fact is, you have zero control over other people. Zip. Nada. NONE.

4. Don’t take yourself too seriously
When I was a teenage waitress, the café owner I worked for had a rule that whenever we smash a plate or glass, we laugh! It was an excellent policy. The other day I was pacing my apartment cursing the ceiling (loudly) because I accidentally sent a newsletter out with an incorrect link and then had to issue an apology—and a correction—to the almost 40,000 people in my community.

If you were a fly on the wall, you would have thought I was having a heart attack.

What happened?

Nothing. Someone even emailed me saying, “Good to know you’re human!”

Can you laugh a little more?

5. You’re doing great
You’ve already arrived. Your life has begun. You’re doing better than you think. You can be satisfied in the moment and be eager for more—they’re not mutually exclusive. And always pause to celebrate when something good happens, whether a dish you're making comes out well, you score a bargain on something you’ve been eyeballing for weeks, or a friend gives you a compliment.

6. The only time you have is now
How often do we put off life? Don't do it, because there is no tomorrow. The only time to take action and make something real happen is today!

7. Failure isn’t final
Failing sucks. We all know the feeling. But if you can—even for a moment—remind yourself this feeling is temporary, you will be OK. New things are on their way, and the good times will roll soon enough.

8. Ninety-nine percent of limitations are imagined
Wayne Dyer said we can become a no-limits person anytime we decide to because “the only limits you have are the limits you believe.”

Think you can't run a marathon? You can. Think you can't start a side hustle? You can. Think you can't have fun online dating? You can. The same goes for whatever you think you can’t do.

9. No one knows what they’re doing either
E.M. Forster said, “Life is a public performance on the violin, in which you must learn the instrument as you go along.” We’re all just doing our best with what we know. So be kind to others and yourself (and defer to point No. 5).

10. Only love is real
When you see people through a loving, forgiving, everyone-is-human lens, your life transforms. That includes how you feel about your haters. You can become an instrument of love and a force for good in the world. Choosing love is perhaps the most worthwhile pursuit of your life.

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Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove

pocohantas:
Please, don't jump on my mentions without reading and understanding. No where did I ask her to leave, I am sure you can't show where I typed that.

Biko, read before commenting.

you dont have to say it before you are nailed with it. even a 12 year old can see where your subtle message is driving at. typical of the devi1, always dropping hint that will mature in due time and making it seems it was her idea all along.

pocohantas:
Thank God you are in the medical field.

You sure do know the implication of that. And you say such a man LOVES AND VALUES his woman. He loves her enough to bang other women RAW. What a wonderful fiance/husband.

C'mon, how do people cheat on a partner. Look the person in the eye, lie and act cool. Maybe immediately after the act sef!

on a scale of 1-10, i rate you the latter as being the devi1s advocate. how would you adviced she leaves? how much of the dude we are talking about do you know ??

Tina26:
he shops in the mall regularly and goes der almost everyday as he does not cook. It wasnt dat under the seat per say . he doesnt do cash and has lots of pos receipts all over . but that one looked like a bet ticket. Dats y i took it. My dear i feel hurt and silly. Cannot tell my friends or parents.

you came and table your matter to a group of retired oloshos, who have been finding it difficult to land a husband. dont you see they are trying to make you be like them frustrated and bittes envied. if you try to call it off, OYO 4 U. no matter who he bleeps, if he loves you, there is nothing to fret about. he just need your prayers and advice right now.

ABOMINATION OF DESOLUTION!!!

LOL Armed robber: anonymous obtaining specialist

your action potrays you to be a beta. women dont fall for your type. just wait for a retired olosho who will be ready to marry you.

DonPikko:
Live and let's live, is donpiiko the name on your birth certificate, stupid boy

this donpikko i know from bet section. but the other donpiiko, who are you

HMMMM, this life is indeed deep. my condolence to the family.

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMMMM

USE YOUR HEAD FIRST
YOUR HEAD AND BRAIN NEEDS TO BE OK BEFORE YOU CAN READ THE BIBLE
STOP JOKING WITH YOUR LIFE

i'm not saying that christians should not be careful. but you should know that there is no absolute truth. and i dont see any reason for your harsh comment.

sacrificed your life for 400k. nice gamble

OP, judge not, so you wont be judged. that's what my bible says. let God be the judge of that.

when was his moniker created? and when was your created?

This One Is spiritual misplacement o. bro sorry your gf cannot impregnated you

Dacronym:
Kk any other way

if you are really dark and handsome, that's a good place to start.

Ishilove:
This is embarrassing. So I have been bandying words with a semi-literate, poorly educated child with self esteem issues?

Consider this my last response to you.

so have i been bandying words with a bimbo who only reason with are vagin@. OLOSHO

LOL. you dont need to go through all dis to live off shore

Ishilove:
Technically, your sisters trained me in the olosho business, which is why you sabi who olosho is. Even when I and your sisters walked the streets at night, they told me they have different fathers because your mama was commander in chief of all the local prostitutes.

No wonder you are maladjusted and bitter. You have a thousand fathers

studies showed that when someone start revealing her family affairs online by making reference to a third person, it is a sign of demantia that requires urgent medical attention


it's okay to boldly proclaim with no iota of mortification that you are an olosho. but trying to put the blaim on your experienced olosho sisters can make you look like an olosho who is psychotically imbalanced.

Ishilove:
Same way your father is my father, since we are technically from Adam?

technically as it sounds, my father did not give birth to an olosho. so i wonder who practically is your father